Chapter 2 The Matter of Bima Plague

"Pan Tao Society, doesn't that mean that the stone monkey in Huaguo Mountain is about to hit the Lingxiao Palace?"

Zhang Youren suddenly recovered from the surprise caused by the crossing, and his feelings fell to the bottom. Now, he is facing an important practical problem, that is, although this body itself is the co-master of the Three Realms, the head of the Heavenly Court, the supreme supreme god of Haotian Jinque, and the famous first person of the Three Realms!

However, in Zhang Youren's memory, the Jade Emperor was born with the image of a glutinous old woman, and there was no majesty of the Jade Emperor at all. Even in the mortal world, the Jade Emperor is also a joke after dinner, and has become a tragic role in many dramas.

Especially after the Monkey King made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, this product was even more discredited, and in the eyes of the common people, I am afraid that it is not even as good as the status of ordinary immortals.

Moreover, because the heavenly machine was cheated, at the beginning of this calamity, the Jade Emperor did not escape the catastrophe and was killed. With his inviolable merit body, with his identity as the co-master of the Three Realms, he still hasn't escaped a catastrophe, if it weren't for the coincidence that Zhang Youren was possessed here, the permanent position of the Jade Emperor would probably face a reshuffle.

It is conceivable that the position of the Lord of Heaven is not only a glory, but also a greater crisis.

How to survive and how to live has become a difficult problem for Zhang Youren to think carefully and be imminent.

What's more, listening to Tai Bai Xing's words, the upcoming Pan Tao Party will be a new face crisis.

The peach, which blooms for 3,000 years, bears fruit for 3,000 years, and matures for another 3,000 years, is unique in the Three Realms, and is the spiritual root of heaven and earth. It is said that mortals can also rise to the ground after eating, it is a fairy fate that can be met but not sought, and even many immortals and gods are rare to have this mouthful, and they need to be mixed with a specific position in the heavenly court or the Three Realms in order to get the permission of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, and then have the opportunity to taste, which is a symbol of identity and status.

Although Zhang Youren's memory is sealed now, he can't remember most things. However, with his diploma with half a bottle of ink, although the test results were not good, I heard a lot of myths and stories. Among the known legends, the most famous is the monkey who was born at the Peach Festival.

"Taibai, what year is it?"

Zhang Youren still has a trace of luck, wondering if this peach event is really the most famous one in the legend.

It was that Pan Tao Meeting that made the Jade Emperor discredited and lost face in the Three Realms.

"It would be nice if I had more time, even if I was more familiar with the situation in the Heavenly Court, I wouldn't be passive in everything. ”

"What year?"

When Tai Baixing heard Zhang Youren's words, he didn't react, and said with a slightly astringent old face: "Your Majesty, what year?"

After saying this, he realized the flavor of Zhang Youren's words, and said: "Your Majesty is true, all the immortals and gods in my immortal realm are on duty with twenty-eight constellations and twelve stars, so why do you need mortals to keep track of their ages." What's more, if an immortal takes a nap, it is a hundred turns, and a calamity is 128,000 years, and if you count according to the method of mortals, you must not die of exhaustion. ”

"Damn, now Lao Tzu's eyes are even darker. ”

Zhang Youren frowned, his face was difficult to look at. He hesitated and asked, "By the way, the Imperial Horse Supervisor still has a Monkey King's Bima Plague?"

Tai Bai Xing smiled when he heard this, he held his silver beard in both hands, and his eyes were blurred.

"If His Majesty asks about other immortals, the old minister may not know, after all, the heavenly court is so big, and the immortals don't know how many mortals. However, the old minister knows a little about this Monkey King. ”

Sun Wukong's matter of going to heaven to be the plague of Bi Ma Plague, from persuasion to summoning An, was all handled by Tai Bai Xing, and he knew the inside story very well. I thought of Sun Wukong calling friends in the Imperial Horse Prison all day long, and managed the Imperial Horse Supervisor, a small official position of raising horses in the heavenly court, to have a good taste, and often called it an inspection in the name of a beautiful name, riding a heavenly horse around the heavenly court, making chickens and dogs jump, so lively. Occasionally, when other immortals talked about it, he also boasted triumphantly: "My old grandson is the official of the Jade Emperor's own imperial seal, and the little fairy is so noisy!"

Thinking of this, Tai Bai Xing couldn't help but be a little hilarious.

"But why would His Majesty ask about this?"

He glanced at Zhang Youren, who was frowning, and said secretly: "Could it be that the Jade Emperor doesn't like that monkey head messing up the heavenly court, if that's the case, you have to let yourself be thick-skinned, be ridiculed by that monkey head, and think of a way to let him go back to Huaguo Mountain by himself." ”

So, Tai Bai Xing hesitated and said, "Your Majesty, that monkey head has indeed made some trouble recently, why don't you go and persuade the old minister again?"

"Monkey King's strength is so strong, he is qualified to make trouble!

Although Zhang Youren is now the Jade Emperor, if he uses the plot of making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, he should instinctively stand on the opposite side of the Monkey King. However, when he was on Earth, he was a fan of the Great Sage. Moreover, as a traverser, how can you perform everything according to the script, so how can you still have the advantage of a traverser! Therefore, when I heard Tai Bai Xing's slightly disdainful tone tell that this monkey with explosive combat power was really doing the job of feeding horses, I was a little angry.

Tai Bai Xing couldn't figure out which Zhang Youren was so popular, and thought to himself, isn't it just that you want to arrange him for an inconspicuous person who does not affect the identity of the immortals and gods after this monkey head summons An? Now it seems that I don't know which tendon is wrong, as if I am not satisfied with this arrangement.

However, Zhang Youren didn't explain so much to Tai Bai Xing, could it be that he couldn't explain to him that he had traveled through time? If that was the case, the Heavenly Court Immortals and Gods would not be able to slice him into pieces.

By the way, in the future, in front of the immortals and gods of the Heavenly Court, you have to be careful in what you say and do. Although the heavens are chaotic, even the saints cannot calculate the past and the future, and in the heavenly court, the immortals above the Da Luo Jin Immortal have all rushed to the crystal wall of the Three Realms with the saints to prevent the rupture of the Three Realms barriers. However, the doppelganger of Tushi Palace Laozi and the current Buddha of Western Buddhism, Shakyamuni Buddha-Rulai, are still strong and strong, and these two guys are hard in the background, as long as Zhang Youren shows a little flaw, I can't say which way they will co-dominate with him, the Three Realms.

"Headache, this pile, it's all (numb) annoyance. ”

Zhang Youren rubbed the corners of his forehead, since the crossing, the things he has experienced in just one day are more complicated than living a lifetime on earth.

"Fortunately, the Bima plague is still there, and the peach club has not yet opened, which means that there is still a chance to remedy. ”

Then, starting from the Pan Tao Society, let me Zhang Youren completely change the status quo of the Jade Emperor, completely regain the palm of the Heavenly Court, and restore the power of the Heavenly Emperor!

Zhang Youren thought so.

"Someone. ”

He shouted out the hall.

The Jade Emperor's dormitory pottery hall has three layers inside and outside, and the households are stacked on top of each other, if you are not familiar with the road, you will really be detoured by these curves and bends and can't find the north.

Hearing Zhang Youren's voice, a crisp and neat inverted bead curtain sounded.

"Your Majesty, do you have any orders?"

With this voice like a macro bell, a big man with a beard on his face came out. The curly hair, the red light on his face, and the slightly wooden expression made Zhang Youren look stunned and couldn't help laughing.

"Hahahaha...... Isn't this a sand monk?"

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