Chapter 3 Sha Monk, Sha Xin
"Sand monk?"
The burly, strange-looking bearded man who entered the hall looked at Zhang Youren with a slight sneer, his eyes full of doubts. He picked at the back of his head with a slight astringency, and said in a rough voice: "Your Majesty, my name is Sha Xin, not Sha Monk." ”
Tai Bai Xing also glanced at Zhang Youren in a little surprise, as if he couldn't understand how this Jade Emperor could be like a different person now, and he couldn't even name the close ministers around him.
Tai Bai Xing felt that as the Jade Emperor's most trusted minister, he should solve problems for His Majesty, and if His Majesty forgot about it, he had the obligation to remind him from time to time, and if His Majesty didn't understand, he had the responsibility to solve his doubts. Of course, if His Majesty succeeds and no one applauds, his biggest task is to know how to praise a few words in a timely manner, and be a qualified but not offensive head of the Heavenly Court.
So, Tai Bai Xing said: "Your Majesty, this is the rotating rolling shutter general, Sha Xin, Sha General." Before the catastrophe, His Majesty had a discerning eye, one in a million, and selected a general who was specifically responsible for transmitting information in the palace, and should be His Majesty's most trusted mouthpiece. ”
"Sand Heart?"
Zhang Youren smiled awkwardly, and secretly said that he had read novels before, and some details were really not well grasped. Soon, though, soon you'll be a sand monk. He laughed and said, "Shaxin, of course I know. It's just that seeing General Sha look so willful, I feel it, so I don't have to mind. ”
Sha Xin heard Zhang Youren's ridicule, not only did he relax, but he was shocked into a cold sweat, he looked at Zhang Youren's face, and secretly wondered: Could it be that I have been in frequent contact with them recently, and I have been discovered by His Majesty, is he deliberately beating me? The meaning of the word "monk" is not simple. It seems that we will have to be cautious in the future.
He tightened his mind, his subordinates did not dare to slack off, and knelt down with his sleeves and said: "Your Majesty, the minister is not capricious, the will passed by His Majesty, the minister has completed it to the letter, and there has never been a half-heart." ”
Where did Zhang Youren know a sentence that made General Sha think so much. He waved his hand and smiled: "That's it, this willfulness is not the willfulness of the other." Well, I also know that you are careful, so now I am going to give you a difficult task, and you must complete it well, do you have confidence?"
"The minister will never die!"
"Don't be so strict, you go to Yaochi to find the Queen Mother immediately, ask for an invitation to the Pan Tao Society, and send it to the Monkey King of the Imperial Horse Prison. He was invited to participate in the peach event. Remember, the attitude must be better, to show the sincerity of the Heavenly Court, and not to lose the generosity of my Brilliant Heavenly Court, understand?"
Zhang Youren gradually adapted to the role of the Jade Emperor, glanced at Sha Xin, who was a little dazed, and felt a little nostalgic for this honest Sha junior brother, he said: "If you do this well, I will be rewarded!"
"陛xià......"
Tai Bai Xing frowned tightly, with his experience of thousands of catastrophes, he couldn't understand what Zhang Youren thought. thought about it at the beginning, but Zhang Youren personally beat Sun Wukong into the imperial horse prison, and after recruiting Sun Wukong, when the ministers were feasted, Zhang Youren still showed heavy disdain in front of the ministers.
However, now, seeing that Zhang Youren's attitude is very different from before, this has to be suspicious.
Tai Bai Xing is still like this, not to mention Sha Xin, who usually reacts half a beat slower than ordinary immortals, he was even more confused, and it took him a long time to react and lead the order to leave.
Zhang Youren was complacent at this time, and after he sent Sha Xin away, he secretly thought: Since it was because Heavenly Court looked down on this horse plague and did not invite him to come to Heavenly Court for a banquet, which caused the end of making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, then, Lao Tzu took the initiative to invite you today, and this time you monkey head should have nothing to say.
After dealing with this matter, Zhang Youren was in a good mood, and he was much more pleasing to the eye about this unfamiliar environment. It's not bad to think about it, since Zhang Youren was a child, unless he was in the first grade of primary school, he was a labor commissioner for half a month, and he never became an official of Sesame Mung Bean. Now, being able to sit in the position of the Lord of the Three Realms, I can't say how many generations of blessings his ancestors will cultivate.
Zhang Youren is actually a person who is very easy to satisfy, and now with this status, he can not only enjoy the supreme honor, but also have the opportunity to deal with the idol Monkey King in his heart, and he is drunk when he thinks about it.
Although he is always worried about the coexistence of opportunities and crises in this position, he still enjoys it.
"By the way, who is assassinating the Jade Emperor?"
Zhang Youren's sluggish reaction nerves finally remembered that he had crossed over because of the blessing of the person who plotted against the Jade Emperor. However, if he didn't find this person out, he really didn't dare to sit down in this position with confidence. Since he carries the body of the Jade Emperor, let's settle this cause and effect for him.
"Taibai, can you tell me about the conspiracy of this seat some time ago?"
"Ah......h
Tai Bai Xing hadn't recovered from Zhang Youren's decision just now, and suddenly heard Zhang Youren's call before coming back to his senses.
His old face was bitter, and the dust was floating in his hands.
"Yes, His Majesty is the Lord of the Three Realms, and his wisdom is beyond our compassion. Everything His Majesty said is right, even if it is wrong, the old minister must break it into a correct one. ”
After Tai Bai Xing had such an idea, his thoughts were clear, and he felt that his cultivation that he had not refined for a long time had a faint improvement effect at this time, if it wasn't for the fact that now was not the right time for retreat cultivation, he really had the urge to hit the cultivation level.
The Tai Bai Xing Lao Huai, who had been promoted by cultivation, was relieved, and was more respectful to Zhang Youren, and said: "Your Majesty, since the last time Your Majesty was killed, the old minister has secretly investigated, and he has some clues, and he is waiting to report to His Majesty. ”
......
Sha Xin led Zhang Youren's will and rushed to the Yaochi Immortal Palace, and saw a large group of palace maids giggling and playing at the palace gate from afar, the colorful skirts were flying, the fragrance was fragrant, and the occasional bold fairy skirt was lightly curled, revealing the white and greasy calves, which was just a glimpse, and it also made him red-faced, and his heartbeat was like a drum, and he couldn't calm down for a long time.
"It's worth it!"
Sha Xin's heart blossomed, and he stayed in the palace all day to roll up the blinds for His Majesty, which made his good man feel a little suffocated. Now it's good**, which makes him feel refreshed.
"You can't waste resources, you have to take a good look. Sha Xin secretly hid behind a boulder, and looked at the group of swaying fairies, with green light in his eyes.
"If you can learn the joy of the Buddha with long ears and light**, and do that great joy with this group of little fairies, it will be really beautiful. Thinking of this, he felt a heat rise from his lower abdomen, making his immortal consciousness stunned, like a long-open dry land, faintly in the form of a flood.
He swallowed his saliva and muttered to himself, "I'm admiring, appreciating ......" but the sound of breathing became heavier and heavier, betraying his heart.
"Dengzi, in the clear sky, dare to peep here, sisters, come out and call me!"
Just when Sha Xin was thinking about it and couldn't restrain himself, a crisp scream sounded behind him. Then, a skirt kick kicked his heavy hips, sending him into the frolicking crowd of fairies.
Sha Xin looked back and saw a little fairy with a sly face, grimacing at him, grinning, and flying away.
"Zixia, you ......"
When Sha Xin saw the face and the smart eyes of the visitor, he couldn't help but shudder.
"Oops, how did I touch her. ”
Rather provoke the king of Hades, don't provoke Zixia!
Among the middle and lower class immortals in the heavenly court, who doesn't know the name of Zixia, the personal palace maid of the Queen Mother!
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