"Sister Peony!"

Wu Zen only felt a sharp pain in his two ears, and opened his eyes in amazement.

"No Zen Xianggong!"

The peony girl had already burst into tears, and her face was pale: "You have no conscience, but let me catch you!"

Suddenly, she opened her teeth with fierce eyes, and suddenly turned into a tigress: "Say! You say! You can't run away!"

Wuzen looked left and right, and stared at himself in fascination: "Sister Peony, is it dark or bright!ah――――――h

Wuzen Xianggong hid in the cave, and finally found it for his peony sister, and this time he had a lot of suffering. After some torture, tearing, tossing, scratching and biting, the peony girl finally lost a little anger, pulled her sideburns and put on makeup, smeared it in the mirror, smiled shyly, and said: "You stupid wood, dead fool, hey! Didn't you say it, you will be called a lady in the future, a peony lady." ”

Wuchan rubbed his ears violently, and he didn't dare to cry: "Heh, hehe, yes, Mu, Peony Lady!"

Only promised, cowardly, the peony lady came from the sorrow, and the longing, suffering, and grievances of the past few days all turned into bitter tears: "You still say! You still say! You-" What you are saying is, bitter or not! The monk ran away, the lady searched for a husband for thousands of miles, how many white eyes ridiculed, how many bumpy roads! Said that it was bitter! Bitter and bitter! Without hesitation, he went up to Nanshan, scolded the Buddha in battle, drank back how many hooligans, and whipped countless villains! What a negative bastard, he will be like a beautiful wife-

"For whom?" you say!" The peony lady said in a fierce voice, and angrily pointed at the negative monk: "Who am I for!"

"Sister Peony, uh, lady!" The negative person said truthfully: "Wuzen misses you." ”

"Whew-" let out a big breath and was a little happy: "Miss me? Who is rare? Hmph! It's late! Tell me, what-"

"I think about it! I want to think about it!" At the critical moment, the extraordinary talent of the monk Wuzen was finally revealed: "I want to think very much! Peony, that lady! Wuzen is also thinking about it in a dream!"

"Xianggong!" can be said to be a river of spring water flowing eastward, and finally the clouds are open and the moon is bright: "My Xianggong!"

"Lady!" is not for the husband and wife are originally the same forest birds, but it is a pity to gather and disperse and rely on each other: "My lady!"

The two hugged each other, and they were both overjoyed.

Outside the cave, a birdman.

Awu stood quietly, and Awu wept silently.

"Sister Peony, Wuzen should call you Sister Peony. Wuzen swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said cautiously: "Lady, lady, Wuzen thinks it's weird!" The peony girl nodded her head and said generously: "Okay, just Sister Peony, uh, I also feel uncomfortable!"

"Huh, where are you going?" the Zenless monk didn't get on the road again.

"Go home! Yizhou!" The peony girl frowned and sank her face: "What?

"Wuzen has to face the wall, Uncle Taishi said, you can't go out without Zen, except for poop and pee, ha!" said an arrow step to the entrance of the cave and started eating: "Look! This is a bun! Sister Peony, you can eat it too!"

"Good! good! good!" The peony girl said three good words in a row, and her face was already frosty and snowy, and her eyes showed murderous intent: "It is sweet words, it turns out that the wolf heart and dog lungs!

"No Zen is not walking, no Zen is facing the wall. Wuzen gulped down the dry bun and didn't raise his head: "Ten years." ”

"Do you want to face the wall?ten years??What about me?" The peony girl raised her sword eyebrows, stared at the knife, and turned into a peony woman just waiting to do it for Tianxing: "Okay, very good, you tell me, what should I do?"

"You, you, haha! Yes!" Monk Wuzen had a whim, and said happily: "Sister Peony, Sister Peony!

Ten years later.

A pair of savages, with yellow faces and thin muscles, and a group of small savages, with yellow faces and thin muscles, are in the cave together, living a dark life. The male savage had a thin face and yellow muscles, and said weakly: "Sister Peony, are you going to give birth again?" The female savage had a thin face and yellow muscles, and smiled tiredly with a shy belly: "Xianggong, I am hungry and have no strength to regenerate." The little savages had yellow faces and thin muscles, and they cried from childhood to the earth: "Hungry—hungry—"

"God!" The peony girl suddenly burst into a spirit, and suddenly broke free from the hell on earth that she had imagined: "I don't want it! Wu Zen, are you crazy!" Wu Chan hehe Yile touched his bald head: "Yes, only monks face the wall, Wu Chan is cranky again." The peony girl sighed faintly, stepped forward, and touched the head of the monk Wuzen lovingly: "Poor, pitiful, poor just grew a little hair, and now it has become bald again." ”

The sky is bright, and it shines brightly on a head, like a cyan preserved egg.

"Wuzen, you eat slowly, don't choke. Sister Peony smiled softly, smiling sweetly and beautifully: "You don't know, since you left, the Niu family, young and old, has been sick, very sick, and is going to die!" Wuchan was taken aback, his eyes widened and his mouth widened: "How, how, are you going to die again?" Yes, Wuzen has been on it once, Wuzen is half-convinced, but this time Sister Peony is even more convinced: "But isn't it, they are all sick, they want to be Wuzen too much, father, mother, sister, brother-in-law!"

"Oh! This is incredible!" The monk Wuzen didn't know, he was still in demand: "This is all bad Wuzen, sin and sin, Amitabha!" The peony girl claims to be fascinated by the dead and does not pay for her life, and at the same time, she also cheats the dead and does not pay for her life: "They cry every day, they cry every day, the old cry and the young cry, even Niu Niuniu also cry, woo wow!

"Ahh

Unexpectedly, after taking two steps, he didn't leave: "No! No! Uncle Shi said that if you don't have Zen, you have to face the wall, ten years!"

After that, he turned around and sat down at the entrance of the cave: "Wuzen still listens to the master and uncle, Sister Peony, you better go by yourself, woo-"

I ate it again, and I really didn't have the heart or lungs!

The peony girl was angry: "What is the sea, what is the sea! Don't listen to the old monk, follow me!"

No Zen eats buns, no Zen does not move.

In the mindless mind, who is closer and who is closer, has its own measure!

The peony girl had another seizure, forced, dragged, and pulled her ears desperately: "Go! Go! You bull!" The bull didn't drink water, and insisted on pressing his head, but the bull was the bull: "Ah! it hurts! it hurts! I don't go! I don't go!" I don't go! I don't want to leave! I don't want to go away when I scold! I want to face the wall with all my heart, and I have been practicing penance in the cave for ten years! I don't leave if I cry! I don't leave! I don't leave!

The peony girl was out of breath, and she couldn't help it.

said that she would eat soft or hard, and the peony girl forgot again: "Whatever you want!

At the moment, he also shook his hair, puffed out his mouth, and walked away in a huff.

Really gone, walked a long way, red clothes, black hair, swaying and disappeared -

Go and go, no Zen and no stay, no Zen drink water and eat by yourself, no Zen is a tough guy with a heart of stone!

Half ringing.

"Let's go!"

"No!"

"Xianggong, let's go, let's go!"

"No!"

"Let's go, Wuzen, my sister will buy you candy to eat, and my sister will take you to play, okay?"

"No!"

"A dead monk, a stinky Taoist priest, not a good thing!"

"Huh?"

"Dead fool! Look at your stupid appearance! Haha, let me tell you, your big brother Fang Yin-"

"Brother Fang Yin!Brother Fang Yin!" Wu Chan jumped up, crying and screaming and ran away: "Wait for Wu Chan, Wu Chan is coming!"

Wu Chan completely forgot everything, Wu Chan didn't care about anything, why is this? I haven't seen him for a day, like every three autumns, Wu Chan hasn't seen his big brother Fang Yin for 10,000 years! Why did Brother Fang Yin come to see Wu Chan, but he didn't let Wu Chan know, why is this? The monk Wu Chan ran quickly in the direction pointed out by the peony girl, wanting to catch up with him, and wanted to ask: Brother Fang Yin, why do you say?

The peony girl was shocked and jealous, and dumped the monk Wuzen again.

- I knew that I should have killed that stinky Taoist priest on the mountain road when I first saw him!

"Oh, a miserable man!"

Or the hole.

After the peony girl left, or ran to catch up, Awu reappeared.

Ah Wu stood for a long time in the place where the peony had stayed, silently weeping, muttering to himself: "Why is this, why?"

Behind a tree, I saw bald heads again.

Lingxiu stepped forward slowly and said in a sympathetic and understanding tone: "Awu, Awu, don't cry. ”

Ah Wu cried: "Ah woo! Ah Wu doesn't want to cry, Ah Wu is bitter!"

Lingxiu looked at that place, wanted to speak, but was speechless: "Nan Wu, Amitabha-"

One word of love is difficult to describe.