"Who?" Dinghai sat in front of the Buddha with a calm face, holding a stick: "What are you doing?"

The monks were silent, and no one dared to speak.

No Zen, gone. Dinghai, move the stick. The end has come.

The stick is eight feet long, the stick is as thick as a goose egg, the color of the stick is yellow and stands up to the sky, it is famous: Buddha.

This stick is the first stick in the world.

No one spoke, because no one wanted to die, and Dinghai was already really angry—

"Tong!"

The stick slammed on the ground, and the earth moved the sky: "Say!"

When the Buddha was angry, he also roared as a lion, and at that moment it was like a flat mine, and the monks trembled, all of them were terrified!

“~~~~~~~~”

A strange sound, indescribable, indescribable, unprovoked, smelly, as if someone had farted.

Famous: Thin water long fart.

When everyone secretly aimed at the incompetence with the corner of their eyes, the incompetent Daxian said calmly and calmly: "It's not me!"

"Whew-"

The incense was extinguished at the beginning of the wind, and it was a thunderbolt, and it was swept out with a stick.

The monks scattered, leaving one incompetent.

"Bang!"

The incompetence couldn't hold back any longer, and sure enough, a fart came: "Ah――――――――――――――"

Impotent fell to the ground in pain, screamed miserably, struggled twice, and did not move.

In fact, the incompetent immortal died unjustly, and in the past month, Nanshan and Nanshan Zen Buddhism have not given him less scourges, including flowers and plants, including birds, beasts, cicadas, and insects, flooding and fire to fly into the sky and the earth, but all the creatures that can eat into the stomach will not let go. Under the guidance of Daoist Fang, the incompetent monk has been enlightened, and he has an innate talent for food, meat, and incompetence in eating.

After eating and drinking, he was about to go to see the beauty, and he couldn't help but make teasing words, and the beauty waved her whip -

"Horn!"

The spirit stone flew out ten zhang away, like a puddle of mud, and slapped on the wall.

A stick swept a pair, and the master and apprentice went to Huangquan together.

"Spirit Stone!" Ding Hai was furious and roared with a stick: "Spirit Stone!"

"Uncle Shizu. "Lingshi Heshi, remake a stone:" It's Lingxiu. ”

As soon as the words fell, the monks hula flashed away, revealing a Lingxiu: "Senior Brother Lingshi, you-" Lingxiu blinked his eyes extremely innocently, as if he couldn't believe his ears. Monk Lingxiu has been betrayed by countless people, but when he was betrayed by Senior Brother Lingshi, it was the eldest girl who got on the sedan chair, and for the first time: "It wasn't Lingxiu who did it, no." Lingshi was silent, just missing. All the monks joined together to mourn. Dinghai's Buddha stick was already held high, and one end was hanging over his head: "Say-"

This is an opportunity for Monk Lingxiu to explain, although the old monk Dinghai has long suspected that it is him: "It's you, it's not!" Under the heavy pressure, Lingxiu didn't dare to move: "Master, save me!" The abbot sighed and looked up at the Dharma Body: "I knew this was the case, why bother at the beginning, you go west with peace of mind, and the master recites the scriptures for you, over." Lingxiu waved his hand in horror and shook his head in panic: "Master, it's really not Lingxiu, you also saw it, it was ...... at that time"

"Lingxiu!"

Yes, people block and destroy people, Buddha blocks and kills Buddha, in front of the Buddha stick, any lies and lies will have nowhere to hide: "Uncle Uncle Mo Da, Lingxiu has something to say!" Lingxiu monk pointed and sold the empty abbot at the moment: "He was also present at the time! He also saw it! There are also spirit stones, and spirit stones are also there!" Dinghai does not move, only looking at Lingxiu, people, like sticks, are generally stable: "I know." The empty spirit stones said in unison: "Senior uncle, senior uncle, clear heart and discernment." ”

Yes, that's the case, everything is known to Dinghai.

When Wu Chan left, he saw that there were three people, and Kong Wen and Lingshi had already sold the Lingxiu monk.

"Awu, it's Awu!" Lingxiu refused to wait for death, and immediately pulled out Lord Awu: "It was Awu who did it, and Lingxiu couldn't ...... it"

"Torture rod!" Dinghai put away the stick, signaling empty sorrow.

The third eye nodded, and the four King Kongs came out together, one holding a staff, a mahogany staff.

Capital crimes can be avoided, but living crimes cannot be escaped! Dinghai's heart is like a mirror: "Fifty!"

Fifty rods are given, and the reproach is severe.

Lingxiu knelt on the ground and went to the monk's robe by himself, revealing his white shoulders: "Uncle Shi wants to beat Lingxiu, Lingxiu has nothing to say." ”

There is nothing to say, but there is still a cushion when he dies: "Lingxiu is powerless, Lingxiu is not good at martial arts, but Lingshi-"

"Eighty!"

Lingshi knelt on the ground and went to the monk's robe by himself, revealing his strong muscles: "Lingshi admits punishment." ”

Lingshi is admitting punishment, but Lingshi also has hardships, which can be said to be inexplicable: "Lingshi also has something to say, it is Uncle Kongwen-"

"One hundred!"

Kongwen knelt on the ground, went to the robe by himself, revealing his thin body: "All living beings are suffering, and Kongwen wishes." ”

It's this, there are words in the words, and there are afterwords: "Senior Brother Empty Sorrow, you were also present at that time-"

It turns out that there is also an empty sadness.

Dinghai looked at the empty sorrow. Everyone looked at the empty sorrow.

Empty and sad knelt on the ground, but did not take off his clothes, and said sadly and sadly: "Uncle Shi, the time and space sorrow acupoint was restricted, so I had to ......"

"One hundred!"

"It's Awu! Awu's bird ......" is exactly the good thing Awu has done, and the empty sorrow needs to be said, but the uncle didn't finish speaking: "Eighty!"

Dinghai's words have always been unquestionable, whether right or wrong.

No more, no less, exactly four, one for each of the four King Kongs, and the rod is served.

All the monks were silent, and no one was terrified.

But the spirit has something to say. One of the four great King Kongs, the spirit anger was unfortunately assigned to the third eye, and at this time he still couldn't figure it out: "Uncle Shi, is it one hundred, is it eighty, or is it one hundred and eighty?"

"One hundred!" Dinghai said angrily: "Eighty!"

"Yes!" Lingyi asked cautiously, "How much?"

When it was really elm's head, he was completely unenlightened, and Dinghai added another twenty under his anger: "Two hundred!"

Sora sighed sadly, and his face became more and more sad: "Hey—"

This beating is inevitable.

There must be an explanation for things without Zen, and someone must bear the anger of Dinghai. In fact, yesterday, everything that happened in the back mountain, empty news, empty sorrow, Lingxiu, and spiritual stones, were all seen. The most wronged is empty sorrow, empty sorrow wanted to step forward to stop it at that time, but Ah Wu hid in the dark and suddenly pointed at it. Empty sorrow has to suffer 200 rods, Lingxiu only gets 50 rods, in fact, the most important thing to fight is Lingxiu, everything is Lingxiu's masterpiece-

Of course, Lingxiu is a good monk.

If you are not sure, Lingxiu will not let anyone be implicated, let alone Master, Uncle, and Brother.

Lingxiu's heart and eyes are generally Lingxiu.

When the torture staff was about to fall, there was a sly smile on the corner of Lingxiu's lips, and Lingxiu had already seen it-

Incompetence slipped out quietly.

The Incompetent Great Immortal is an indispensable figure in this plan, because no one will notice him.

Because incompetence is one, janitor!

"Dinghai Divine Monk-" "Master of Kongwen-" "Bodhisattva in White-" "In-laws and Relatives-" "Buddha Blessed-" "Woo Li Wow Wow-" "Peony-" "Wu Zen -" "God Opens His Eyes-" "My Son-" "We all came to see you-" "Woo Li Wow Wow - "

There was a great chaos outside the Daxiong Treasure Hall, the crowd was rising, the footsteps were mixed, and in an instant the door was surging, and the tide burst the embankment in an instant! Amitabha! Amitabha! The tranquility of Nanshan Zen Buddhism for many days was finally broken! Come, come, come, come! I saw that men, women, and children went into battle together, three aunts and four uncles, everyone wore red and hung green, and seven uncles came to eight aunts! But no, it was the old couple at first, the Bodhisattva with kind eyebrows and good eyes, a red flower on the left, a big red flower on the right, and a fat doll in the middle, blowing a small trumpet.

Woo woo woo woo!