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The Condor Blind (Turn)

All in one

Hello everyone, my name is Yang Guo, formerly known as Yang Guo.

Because when my mother gave birth to me, a sheep happened to pass by.

At first, everyone called me Ajing.

After I became famous, I began to wander the rivers and lakes, and since I am from Guangdong, everyone affectionately calls me: Cantonese Jing.

I always heard it awkwardly, and then I simply changed my name to Yang Guo.

I haven't seen my parents since I was born.

When I was eight years old, a man named "The Condor Blind" took me in.

He is Guo Jing.

Guo Jing is blind, and he is very blind, he can't see anything at all, so the neighbors call him: big blind.

The big blind has a unique skill, that is, carving.

The ox he carved never looked like a human, and the rabbit he carved never looked like a wolf, so the people in the rivers and lakes called him: the eagle is blind.

Guo Jing's wife is a madman, and she sings whenever she meets people: "I am not Huang ~ An ~ Rong ..........".

In fact, she is Huang Rong.

The neighbors affectionately call her behind her back: slut.

So when I became famous, the Jianghu people gave us three nicknames: one cheap and two eagles.

Guo Jing's eldest daughter's surname is Guo and her name is Guo Fu.

The youngest daughter is also surnamed Guo, but fortunately, she is not called Guo Fu, but Guo Xiang.

What a blessing in disguise.

Guo Fu was originally not called Guo Fu, but Guo Furong.

I often call her Sister Fleur behind my back.

She was so angry when she found out that she actually removed one of my left hands.

Her mother was even angrier when she found out.

Because she just wasn't crazy today.

I also happened to accidentally find out that there is also a "Rong" character in my daughter's name.

So Guo Furong can only be called Guo Fu.

Guo Xiang has been naughty since he was a child.

So he was often sent by Guo Jing to catch geese.

Because of his bad memory and loss, he often lost the goose.

I also gave her a nickname: Goose No Little Sister.

Decades later, Guo Xiang is in his own right, and this is not the world's most famous: the goose is not a faction.

Guo Xiang's grandfather has the same surname as Huang Rong: Huang, a pharmacist, we all call him Huang Yaoshi.

Huang Yaoshi wrote a good article and is a well-known writer in the rivers and lakes.

Because he lives on Peach Blossom Island in the East China Sea, people in the rivers and lakes call him: Dongshu Huang Yaoshi.

He once wrote a famous sentence: The peach blossom pond is 3,000 feet of water, which is not as good as Wang Han to send me love.

It can be seen from this that Huang Yaoshi and Wang Han have a good relationship

He is also an environmentally friendly person, deeply in love with the peach blossoms on the island, and has also composed poems as follows:

Peach Blossom Nunnery outside the Peach Blossom Dock, there are nuns in the Peach Blossom Nunnery, nuns and monks are the same way, you are also bald, and I am bald.

Huang Yaoshi is really a generation of talents.

Even Wei Hui was full of praise: Good poetry! So wet! Good! Wet!

Huang Yaoshi is also a very emotional person, his wife died early, and he never married.

The autobiography describes the love between him and his wife for more than ten years.

Second Father-in-law

When I was twelve years old, I met my stepfather, Ouyang Mad.

Ouyang is not crazy, he is half-mute.

Because when he was 30 years old, he accidentally fell for a virus called "Phon fungus".

Since then, the throat has often been unable to make a sound.

Every time he got sick, in addition to being unable to speak, his throat would hurt so much that he would die and need to rely on heroin to relieve the pain.

Therefore, there is also a nickname in the rivers and lakes: Ouyang Crazy, who is addicted to drugs.

Sanhua Mountain

Huashan is a mountain.

It is also a famous tourist destination.

Because there are many nationally protected wild animals in Huashan - sika deer.

Huashan is also very famous, so it must be very high, higher than the height of Gao Laozhuang.

Therefore, the sika deer must jump up and down the mountain, forming a unique scenery.

Therefore, there is: since ancient times, Huashan jumped a deer.

One day a few decades ago.

Eye, no rain.

Chengli is in the blue sky, and there are two white clouds.

Huashan is very lively.

Because Dongshu Huang Yaoshi came, my father-in-law took drugs Ouyang Crazy also came, and even Hong Qi came.

Hong Qi is the leader of the beggar gang.

It is also known as the beggars among the beggars.

Legend of the rivers and lakes: He has at least one beggar and five beggars.

They all came to participate in the "Huashan Social Forum".

According to the report, the theme of the forum is: On the deep-seated impact of Chinese's cheapness on the orbit of the Halley satellite.

Therefore, it is also called "Huashan on cheapness"

Sihua Mountain is cheap

On the first day of cheapness.

Clear, no clouds.

Many leaders took the stage to speak.

Many people in the audience were at a loss and drowsy.

It is estimated that the leaders don't quite understand what the manuscript in their hands is about?

The conference is finally over, and everyone is very happy.

The next day, it was still sunny.

There are still many leaders and well-known scholars who have made a lot of wordy remarks.

It's basically bragging, and everyone is pulling the wind.

Hong Qi was angry, and came to the stage and scolded: Don't think you are very cultured, you think you are amazing, don't you have the ability to read out this poem I wrote casually: @#$%^**^#$%*#@!

Many writers, leaders, and pseudo-writers who claim to be very literate are all dumbfounded.

On the third day, it was still sunny, and it was very annoying.

Surely, the conference is more annoying than the weather.

Halfway through, an aunt suddenly rushed in, she was a farmer living at the foot of Huashan Mountain.

Auntie is angry today because half of her bucket of pig manure is missing, and she suspects that someone here stole it.

She shouted fiercely: If you don't have the ability, you can write articles well, maybe you can mix up with a good writer or something, why did this person steal my pig dung? Shame on people!

Everyone didn't squeak, and it ended in depression.

On the fourth day, it was still sunny.

The Meteorological Bureau said, please, can you have a cloudy day, we have forecast a month of cloudy days, it is uncertain. No matter how good I am, I'm afraid that even those ignorant viewers will abandon us.

So God had to give the second face, and it began to turn yin at noon.

Not only is it cloudy, but it is also black and pressed with lightning and thunder.

In the movie, something happens in this kind of weather.

So the General Assembly also had a big deal today.

The leaders all closed their mouths deeply, and only Hong Qi was left arguing fiercely.

Because they all want to compete for the best contribution award of the year, the winner is determined to be the super girl judge of the second year.

Huang Yaoshi said: I am a famous writer, who am I afraid of!

Ouyang Crazy said: Ah....... I'm ...... I ........."

In fact, he was mute and could not speak.

Hong Qi was very angry, and without saying a word, he picked up a teacup lid and smashed it at the two of them.

Ouyang Mad and Huang Yaoshi suddenly fell to the ground.

The ambulance came, and the meeting ended hastily.

Summarizing the theme of the meeting: There is no theme, basically the same as before.

Hong Qi smashed the two masters with a cup lid, and immediately became famous. Everyone calls him Hong Qigong.

After Huashan discussed cheapness, such a sentence began to circulate in Donghu: Dongshu is hard to beat the lid of the cup when taking drugs.

5. Learning

I learned carving at Guo Jing's house, and my father-in-law also taught me a lot of martial arts.

The teacher said that learning is a very complicated thing, and it is not possible to explain it clearly and clearly in half a day and a few words.

So please year 6 episode

VI. Graduation

Time's up.

It's time for me to graduate.

Seven out of the division

On the day he left the school, Guo Jing was very generous.

Give me a donkey.

Donkeys, like Guo Jing, are also blind. I will call him a blind ass.

The donkey is very famous, the origin is Qian, and it was ridden by Liu Zongyuan.

Even though it's a blind donkey, I'm happy. Because after all, I'm also involved with a great writer.

So I said goodbye to everyone and rode my donkey to the rivers and lakes.

After becoming famous, friends in the rivers and lakes gave me a nickname:

Condor Blind Donkey!

(PS: Recommend good books, through train.) ）