23. The Son of Heaven sits on the court
The fifth day of the first month.
"Miscellaneous Records of the Ming Emperor" has a saying: At the beginning of the five drums, the fire is full of doors, and the desire to move towards the dynasty is like a city.
The sky is bright and faintly dawning.
"Tang Hui Yao" quoted the "Ritual Order": Zhu in Beijing civil and military officials served more than nine grades, and Shuowang Japanese Dynasty: its civil and military officials were above five grades and supervised the imperial history, the staff of Wailang, and Dr. Taichang, and participated in the daily court.
This is said to be the upper court, and the Longjing dynasty is the upper court.
Li He's poem "Guanjie Drum" says: The sound of dawn rumbles to turn the day, and the sound of twilight rumbles and calls for the moonrise. The rumbling drums in the morning light are like the thunder in winter, and the wind reverberates in Qianyu, full of solemn and majestic momentum. The imperial city is in the south, in the center to the sun, the two vermilion gates are opened, and a group of civil officials and military generals are walking into the car as a fish, and the clothes are neat and tidy, and no one speaks. The crown clothes are mostly black and ink, with large sleeves, and they are fully equipped, and they are arched in their hands, such as bamboo and wood: "Tsk, one for each person, why don't I have it, Daddy, Daddy, what is this board called? Daddy, Daddy?"
This board, called Wat, this person, called spitting, spitting: "Wow! What a high city wall! Wow! Tall corridor! Wow! What a big boundary! Wow! What a fierce snake!" Among the hundreds of civil and military officials, there are two cloth clothes, one old and one young, one in front and one behind, the general gray robe and white socks and cloth shoes, which are very distinctive and eye-catching: "The left green dragon, the right white tiger, the front Vermilion Bird, the back Xuanwu, the seventy-two concubines of the three palaces and six courtyards, the emperor is not in a hurry to die eunuchs, Sanhua! Bold! Push out! Chop! Hum!" He walked like this, chattering all the way, the sound was not loud, clear to the ear, and generally no one paid attention to him, but the formation began to walk a little scattered. This annoying spring breeze finally blew into the palace: "Ahem!"
Stop talking.
Immediately. Placket. Dangerous color, step by step, walking with legs.
After a while, he walked to the back of the queue and started again: "Big brother, your surname?"
"Brother, what is your surname?"
"Uncle, how old are you?"
"Brother, look. I'm the three-flower man's move, you see-"
"This lord is mighty and majestic, he must be a big official, oops! The fourth grade is a big official! The lower official is disrespectful, that is disrespectful~"
"Old Lei, hahaha, old, Lei, Lei Gong, Electric Mother, Shotgun, Cannon, Old Lei, they don't speak, you can't pretend not to know, okay, you go. You're kind of reincarnated!"
"Old Sun, old Sun, old Sun, haha, hole puncher. The two of us have fought together, right? You pretend, you also pretend, let me tell you, you don't want to be the same as Lao Lei, Lao Sun! Hey, Xiu'er~ Don't go, you, stay! Wukong!"
"Brother, Brother Chen, second brother-in-law, right, they pretend, you pretend, pretend not to know me, right? Okay! You go! You go too, don't look back, this is really a person who walks away, sister, you boldly go forward, go forward!"
The last one was Chen Ping, Chen Ping didn't pay attention to him, leaving only a pitying look.
Now, there is only one person at the end, and this person is known to everyone: "Dear, brother, poke all, wood, head!"
Two columns, forbidden army, swords, guns, shields, axes, and gourds, stand like puppet clay sculptures.
Like a hundred words of civil and military, all the guards, after being stunned, helpless, and like a ghost, left him with a look of pity.
"It's boring!" the man sighed and yawned: "Heh-he-he-he---"
It's long, it's long, it's a long one, it's a long corridor!
The talk has arrived.
The square is six sides and eight corners, the palace gate is facing the noon gate, it is the Jinluan Hall of the Forbidden City, and the white jade step is ninety-nine eighty-one.
It is for the Yuan and the Palace, when the government affairs and ceremonies of the court.
One person at the door.
Wearing a gold silk robe with a red flower and green background, a jade wingless black yarn on the top of his head, a tail, snow-white and beautiful, five locks of long beard, fluttering like a fairy, with a fat body and a general's belly, light eyebrows and handsome eyes, a round face, and jade face and red lips, it is clearly a beautiful man: "Tianfu is virtuous - Haiyu Xianning - holy bow Wanfu - hundred officials come to the court-"
The first chief of the Internal Affairs Office, the first chief of the Taifu Supervisor, and the first celebrity in front of the emperor!
Isn't this the three-flower father, what a strong and majestic baritone, at this moment, the horns whined: "Woo――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――"
and enter.
Fang Yin walked the last one, before entering the hall, and said, "Sanhua, let me tell you a joke." “
Grandpa Sanhua ignored him, likewise, leaving a look of pity.
Got in.
There is a kind of smell, like an orchid like musk, and the smell makes people flutter, so fragrant!
Fang Yin said in his heart, it is so fragrant!
Yao Yao is alone, sitting in the north and facing south, Zhai embroidered dragon robe, twelve crowns, Yun'er hanging pearls and jade, sitting high on the dragon chair.
That's it.
Bright yellow, vermilion, brilliant, and the emperor in the impression of Daoist Fang is the same as the person, it is a dream person.
The only difference is that the face is long.
That person was the emperor Yuan Ji of the current dynasty, because Daoist Fang was far away and stood in an inconspicuous corner, so his appearance was not clear. In fact, the actual situation is that Daoist Fang's eyesight is excellent, although the Yuanhe Hall is too large and the light is not very good, that noble old face can still be seen clearly. However, every time Daoist Fang raised his head, the emperor had a pair of eyes, every time he looked up at him, he came with a pair of eyes, the tip of the needle was on the wheat mang, and Wang Ba looked at the mung bean, just like Daoist Fang's eyes only had the emperor and the emperor only had Daoist Fang in his eyes, both sides were in the crowd, I had to see you at a glance, and you happened to be waiting for me to see, so that Daoist Fang was a little embarrassed: "Sure enough!"
Daoist Fang said in his heart: "Sure enough!"
The old emperor said in his heart: "Sure enough!"
At that time, the old emperor only thought of one person in his heart, and that person was exactly what Daoist Fang was thinking in his heart.
Let's see.
"The Son of Heaven sits in the court--Hundred officials meet -" This is Sanhua again, Sanhua is behind the emperor, on the right side, chanting.
Hundreds of civil and military officials, kneeling and saluting, shouted three times long live: "Long live my emperor, long live, long live!"
Note!
At this time, in the main hall, there was no one in the civil and military generals who did not kneel. Including Old Marquis Fang. Fang Xiaohou Ye.
Fang Xiaohou knelt well. kneeling in all directions, lying on the ground with his head down: "Long live! Long live! 10,000 years old!"
However, it should be noted that the old emperor was a discerning person.
It must be explained that Daoist Fang, even the Long Live Lord of the Longjing Dynasty has admired his name for a long time, and now he is kneeling, and he must be given a dismount.
Five minutes later.
Everyone began to be confused. Because according to the rules, Long live the Lord should say: All the ministers are flat.
Ten minutes later.
Everyone began to be troubled, and if the Lord was in a good mood, he would say: Zhong Aiqing is flat.
Half an hour later.
Everyone began to drum in their hearts, such a situation has not happened before, there is only one explanation: Long live Lord is angry.
An hour later.
Everyone began to feel furious in their hearts, Long Live Lord was very angry, but I didn't know who to target, and if he didn't let him get up on his knees and didn't let him get up for more than an hour, it should be: someone, it's a big deal!
In the main hall is. Repression, slaughter. Gloomy, humid atmosphere.
No one spoke.
It's damp and sweaty.
An hour later, and five minutes later, a gentle and old voice finally came: "Zhong Aiqing is flat." ”
"The emperor's grace is vast, thank you Lord Longen!" can be regarded as getting up, including his legs are numb from his knees, and at the same time he said in his heart: "Which one is this?"
Obviously, there is one more today.
All the rights and wrongs were provoked by Daoist Fang, Daoist Fang, or Boss Fang was fighting with Lao Yuanji!
On the surface, he knelt, but Boss Fang didn't want to kneel for him, Boss Fang could kneel to his parents, and others. Boss Fang, the method adopted by Yang Feng and Yin is to kneel and worship, his knees do not touch the ground, and he will pretend to kneel for as long as Zhong Qing really kneels, using the hem of his robe as a cover, and he does not know the ghosts. But it was discovered by the emperor, and Boss Fang didn't know which eye he used to see it, of course, it wasn't a big deal for him to find it, but, but Boss Fang suddenly found a problem: his son is pretending to kneel, and his father is really accompanied!
At the moment when he really knelt down, sure enough, he spoke, this is an old vixen: the "love" of all the people.
Today, Lao Yuanji is especially prominent in the one, love words.
"You've got a kind of it!Wait and see!" Daoist Fang said in his heart.
"Fight with me, it's too tender!" said Lao Yuanji.
This is the first round.
The so-called old spirits, ghosts and old spirits, are old and seventy, and they may not be old and dizzy when they live in people for a long time. Needless to say, the old emperor said that in this hall, what kind of characters were the people who knelt just now, they were more shrewd than the other, each was more scheming than the other, and there were definitely more than one or two who saw through the tricks of the little marquis of the Fang family. For example, Yan Wei, the secretary of the Ministry of Rites, Yan Dayi, Yan Shangshu, Yan Shangshu has something to say now, basically every time Yan Shangshu is the first to speak, just waiting for an order-
For example, the three-flower father-in-law, the three-flower father-in-law comes according to the rules: "There is something to play next-"
"Shengshang-" Yan Shangshu stepped forward, bowed to Duanhu, and said loudly: "The minister has a matter to say-"
Coming, this is coming, in fact, at this time, there are not many hundreds of people in the hall who really have the right to speak, Yan Shangshu is one of them: "The ancients are virtuous, all are courteous, Pengmen and Huhu are still like this, and the temple is above the high pavilion?
"Say it. "Lao Yuanji is silent, and he is secretly happy in his heart!
"Qi Yu Sheng, Xiao Shi went to the court, the son of the loyal and brave marquis, Fang Yin Fang Jizhi, laughing and laughing, slow to act, leaving the position for no reason, and tending to worship and lose his manners, it is really a retrograde disregard for the government and government, insulting the prestige of my court, corrupting the etiquette and discipline, and should use the law to sin the sins, the saint-"
"How is Yilu?" There is only one black sheep, everyone knows how Yilu is, Lao Yuanji is silent!
"According to the law-" And Yan Shangshu is a loyal minister who enforces the law impartially and says the same: "Be beheaded!"
The words are like iron, echoing sound, and the Yuanhe Hall is silent for a while.
"That's right. The words were still lingering, and the echo did not fall, and Emperor Longjing waved his hand: "Immediately push out the noon gate and cut it." ”
"Feng Shang Yu-" Jin Wuwei on the stairs, counting twenty-eight, saw four with knives at the end, like a wolf and a tiger Hulalala-
Take the fang and push it to the noon gate!(To be continued......)