"It's a butt, rotten account!" "Daoist Fang took a big bite of wonton noodles and sighed: "If you don't say it, I can also see it, Sister Xiaoqing, White Lady, tsk, tsk, shit-"

"Ha!" Murong Gongzi was drinking the soup and snoring: "Which one of the phases, tell me about it?"

This is said in the guest room, one room, two beds, the Fang family's guest room is big enough. No matter how crazy he was outside, when he returned home, the two neuropathies returned to normal, and Murong Gongzi didn't want to laugh anymore, Murong Gongzi's face was numb. Having said that, all the rights and wrongs are caused by the Xiangye, the two of them are a recurrence of an old disease and a new infection, so you have to relax, this is called fighting poison with poison: "The world has fallen a sister Lin~"

Obviously, there is only one person in Daoist Fang's heart, just like the White Lady and Sister Xiaoqing, no better than Murong Gongzi, who is an abusive person. Murong Gongzi said that if Sister Xiaoqing hadn't been the daughter of Prime Minister Zhong, she would have gone to the Dusk Rain Building to be a flower girl for him. As for the White Lady, she had already become a red girl in the Dusk Rain Building, because she was jealous of the Wushan Goddess and fought with her, so she had no choice but to lose, so she went to Chiyu Academy to be a gentleman. And from beginning to end, Murong Gongzi ignored him, meeting like strangers, meeting without greeting, there was no old friendship with his classmates at all, which shows that Murong Gongzi is a ruthless person while being indiscriminate: "Ji Zhi, do you want to see her?"

"Ahem, cough, cough, cough!" said casually here, almost choking him there: "That, who are you talking about? Xiaocui or Xiaomei?"

Fish look for fish, shrimp look for shrimp. The turtle looks for Wang Ba. Daoist Fang is also at this level: "Don't laugh." Don't laugh, you know ......"

Murong Gongzi didn't speak, only smiled, looking at him and laughing.

But Murong Gongzi is not joking, by no means! Daoist Fang lowered his head to eat noodles, his heart pounding!

It was sweet and panicked, like someone caught in bed, Sister Lin. Sister Lin, look how adulteous he laughs!

Another time.

It was late at night, lying on their respective beds, Daoist Fang crossed his legs and pillowed his head, and asked a question that had been buried in his heart for a long time: "Murong, you say, will this person fall in love with two people at the same time?"

Childe replied: "Ji Zhi, you have to open your mind." ”

What are these words! Ji Zhi not only wants to open his mind, but Ji Zhi also wants to blossom: "You say." You say, will it or won't?"

Beauty is like jade. Everyone has a love for beauty, but only one scoop of 3,000 weak water is used, what is love? What is loyalty?

That is to say, Daoist Fang is not a sage, he is just a layman, and he has already been moved in the past few days.

Childe said: "Of course you can, since two people can fall in love with one person at the same time, of course one person can fall in love with two people at the same time." ”

The truth has always been so simple.

"Heh!" Daoist Fang understood: "Big, small, or Xiaoqing?"

This comes again, this comes again, it seems that he still doesn't understand: "Ji Zhi, there are many things in the red dust, especially Fengyue, at this time, you have only seen one in ten million, you can't say, you will understand in the future." "This is the case, so with the morning clouds and twilight rain building, Fang Yin has seen only one in ten million. He is a frog at the bottom of the well, talking about the art of observing the sky, talking about Fengyue with Murong Gongzi just like talking about learning with Old Master Confucius, just like talking about Buddhist scriptures with the abbot of Kongwen, which is not at the same level at all. This is the case, Fang Yin also knows, and he has no choice but to smile: "I don't understand, I don't understand, it's not easy to choose!"

In the dead of night, there was no sleep, so the two talked to themselves, and there was no match.

"It's not, haha, isn't it just that there is a sky outside the sky, and there are people outside the world!" This is what Fang Xiaohou said: "A veteran, an old looker, can't be compared, now I know how funny and humorous my father is, kind and amiable, and loves to laugh old man, hahaha!"

"I don't dare to be, I don't dare to be, haha, ha!" Murong Gongzi smiled and sighed: "Ji Zhi, this is only for you, others only say that I hate him, but in fact, I am afraid of him, afraid to the bones, afraid to death haha!"

"Brother Murong, there is a sentence that Fang Yin doesn't know whether to say or not-" This is the point.

"He's my dad after all, anyway, right?"

"I can't say, I also know, this kind of thing is like people drinking water, cold and warm self-knowing, but my father asked me to persuade you, and he said no matter what, he is, yes, hey, why bother!"

"Uncle is kind, Murong knows it, but every family has a scripture that is difficult to read, instead of worrying about the old man, it is better to protect the veteran first-" Isn't it a prophecy!

"Yes!" Before the words fell, Fang Yin sat up suddenly: "Tuojia Luo!"

After a while, he lay down again and let out a sigh: "That demon monk, who believes in him!"

After a while, he said quietly: "Murong ~ Murong ~ Brother Murong ~"

"Uncle is in good health, and although he has a disease, he is also fine. Brother Murong said slowly: "If there is an accident, it must be man-made, someone has the intention to do it, it is easy to dodge the open gun and difficult to defend against the dark arrow, Ji Zhi, be more careful." ”

These words were said to Fang Yin, and Old General Fang didn't believe those strange words at all: "Brother Murong ~ Brother Murong ~ Brother Murong save me~"

"I can't think of it. After thinking about it for a while, Brother Murong said: "The world is unpredictable, there are many variables, I will ask Yu Lao again when I go back." ”

This, asked, Yu Lao said, God knows.

Daoist Fang also knew that Yu Lao was a big god, and he did all kinds of evil deeds: "Brother Murong ~ Brother Murong ~ I can't think of you and say it again ~ It makes people panic ~" In fact, Tuojialuo's words are a huge nightmare, haunting and torturing Daoist Fang's young heart day and night, which is why the Vi Shen Nu God has behaved abnormally and spoken crazy words for several days: "Incarnate thousands of thousands of ~ extremely suffering in the world ~ Lao Tzu Vishnu God ~ Who wants to kill my father ~"

"I, just, and! he, fight, die!" I don't know when, the man sat up, gritted his teeth and said word for word: "If you can't fight him, I don't have the surname Fang, no! surname! Fang!"

"Jizhi, don't cry. Murong Gongzi was still lying on the bed and said lazily: "But I still have a breath of air, and no one can move half of my uncle's cold hair." ”

Ji Zhi is good everywhere, he just loves to cry: "Who is crying! Which eye do you see!"

Daoist Fang fell down with a bang. He said stupidly, "Phew!"

But I was also steady. What I'm waiting for is this sentence: "Jizhi." Sleep. ”

Ji Zhi fell asleep, exhausted: "Whew-whew-whew-"

For another time, he said in a dream: "Murong ~ Murong ~ Why are you so good to me? Please eat again, send clothes, and give money to spend, you are here, teach others, teach others how to be good." And how can you repay it!Hoo-hoo-hoo-"

Two ronins meet in a dream.

"Huh-huh-huh-hmm~ People don't know you very well, it's only been a few days since we met, don't, don't, who wants to make a promise, hate! hate! hate! hate it! huh-huh-huh-"

A breath of air came to my face.

"Miaoren, Miaoren, since I saw you on the day I beat you, I fell in love with you, and I admired you. It's hard to sleep and eat, so it's ...... Murong: Don't say it! Actually. In fact, I, in my heart, are the same, the same, the same!"

"I didn't say it. Murong Gongzi said.

"You said it!" said Daoist Fang in a dream.

"Ji Zhi, I'll go out tomorrow and do something. Murong Gongzi said.

"How long?" said Daoist Fang.

"Not sure. "Murong Gongzi wants to go out, he is going far away, Murong Gongzi hasn't gone out for a long time.

"Whew-whew-whew-"

"What, reluctantly? might as well be called, this is called Xiao Biesheng newly married. ”

"Vomit~~"

"This person, stick together every day, people are not tired of it, and they are tired of their own family, I will leave now, and give you a quiet world. ”

"I said Son, I have no conscience, it's only been a few days, you're tired of playing!"

"I gave money, don't forget. ”

"Damn! And the face said, did you give me a dime? That was given to me by someone else, a gift given to me for nothing! Speaking of money, I still gave you two copper plates, and I will return it!"

"That's the New Year's money, another matter, if you really want to get up, you have drunk my half-life wine, it is a priceless treasure, you still have the face to ask me for two copper plates, just say that your copper plate is also not changed, this account can be counted today......"

"Don't interrupt, haha!" Fang Yin sat up and smiled cross-leggedly: "I know what you're going to do when you go out, I know!"

"It's good to know. Murong Gongzi was still lying there, lying flat, with two pillows: "Sister Lin fell from the sky~"

"Well, I want to see her. Daoist Fang was restless, tossing back and forth: "I admit it." ”

"I'll just say, Xiao Beisheng is newly married, right?" This is Murong Gongzi.

"Yes, that's right, it's too right, brother!" Daoist Fang couldn't fight him: "This matter, it's all up to you!"

"The moon is old, where is the token?"

"Wait, it's pressed under the pillow, wait, wait, huh?" I don't want to, the love token is lost: "Ahh

"Sigh~" The handkerchief was on the fingertips, and it was directly shaken into an umbrella: "Fang Lang, Fang Lang, look at your monkey anxious appearance~"

"It's not like this!" Fang Lang shook his head and shook his head again and again: "She speaks, it's not like this!"

"It's not like, it's not like?" Childe learned his tongue, and his voice was varied: "What is it?"

"Fang Lang, Fang Lang, look at your smile-" Wanting to speak and still being ashamed, with low eyebrows and eyes, Fang Lang pinched his voice generally: "How lewd!"

"Mmmm~You're laughing at people again~Don't, don't~"

"Want, want, want, whoahahaha! Lady—I'm coming!"

"Don't do it, you're not one, ah! you birdman!"

"How? Haha! How! Use your inquisitive sword technique, and don't accept it, huh? What kind of posture is this? Kneel on the ground and beg for mercy?"

"Listen well, Fang Jizhi, don't talk about the sword technique, Lao Tzu only needs one word to do you!"

"One word, blow you! ha! ha!"

"One word, I want you to die! One word, it'~~~~~s a, ahh

"Brother, brother, I, you don't want it, I obey you, don't call it that, you're dead! Oh my God—"

"Ahem!"

The two of them took their places when they boarded, and instantly went to bed and turned into dead bodies.

Dead.

Old General Fang.

Half a day.

"Are you gone?" said a whisper.

"Gone. One whispered, "Not Rob." ”

"I know!" one was already crying and crying again: "He, when and when is he ......"

"Unexpectedly, uncle, light body kung fu, and breath-holding kung fu-" One admired and said: "It's all, extremely clever!"

“......”

"Don't worry, my uncle won't come in anyway, he stands at the door and eavesvesdrops, it's even more embarrassing than me lying on the bed and screaming!"

"You...... That's good! You found out a long time ago, so you should have forgotten it!"

"Yes, I designed to keep him away, lest there be some unpleasant obscenities between you and me. ”

"Lest? And what? Is there anything more obscene and unpleasant?"

"Yes, what you have heard is only one in ten million. ”

“......”

"Want to hear it?"

"Yes. ”

"Ji Zhi, this is not good, my uncle said, don't let me teach you badly. ”

"You didn't teach me badly, I learned badly myself. ”

"Ji Zhi, you've really enlightened. ”

"Brother Murong, don't say that obscene words, the voice you shouted just now, and the posture you posed in are very beautiful and beautiful, can you do it again?"

"Do you want to hear it?"

"What I've just seen and heard, but one in a thousand, you can change your posture, and by the way, change your name. ”

"It's okay, just now I used Apo's posture, Alang's name, now I'll use the wave posture, Sanhua's name, look good, listen well-"

"Wait a minute, Sanhua?

"Ahh—————————————————————————h

"Stop! I'm convinced!"

"That's it, it's over, and you don't accept it. ”

"No, no, it's better, I'll tell you a joke, there used to be a eunuch. ”

"Once upon a time there was a eunuch who spoke to another eunuch. ”

"High, high, really high! Listen to me again, there was a eunuch once upon a time, and another eunuch said that there was a eunuch once upon a time. ”

Once upon a time there was a eunuch who said to another eunuch, "Little Fangzi, I'll tell you a joke." ”

"Why don't you tell it? Tell it? What kind of joke? Tell me?"

"Once upon a time, there was a Sanhua, and another eunuch said, Xiaofang, don't worry, there is my Sanhua Gonggong covering you, protect you. ”

"Click!"

"I won. ”

"You can see clearly, I came out with cloth!"

"You see, I'm out of scissors. ”

"Your scissors eagle hook nose, don't bring such a play!"

"Your family has a cloth eagle claw fist, you milk dragon claw hand!"

"Come again!"

"Come!"

"Come!"

"What's the gambling? There's no bit of a lottery, you can't play in vain. ”

"Gamble your life!"

"Come!"

"Rock-scissors-rock-scissors-rock-scissors-"

It's dawn.

It is the year, the twenty-second year of Longjing, the beginning of one yuan, and the renewal of Vientiane: "cloth!" (to be continued......