Chapter 51: Zen Temple Oolong (Asking for a Monthly Pass)

In the middle of the night, Fa'an tossed and turned on the bed, his eyes rolling around. At night, the temple is very quiet, and the sound of the rushing mountain stream can be heard clearly, as well as the subtle sizzling of insects.

Fa An expected that the monks were asleep, got up lightly, found a picture of a naked woman under the bed, and spread it on the case with the faint light of the Yuan Lingguang Stone, took off his pants, stared intently at the naked woman's white chest and a touch of red private parts in the black, grabbed a piece of straw paper in front of him with his left hand, circled his right hand, and played with it there one by one!

FA AN SHOU WAS LEWD, AND SUDDENLY HIS SHOULDER WAS GENTLY PATTED, AND THEN THE FAINT LIGHT OF THE YUAN SPIRIT LIGHT STONE CAME OVER.

Fa An was half frightened to death, and looked over with his back face, Fa Zhi was shining his face with the Yuan Lingguang Stone, and said softly: "Fa An, you SHOU lewd!"

Fa'an was caught, and his face said that it was as wonderful as it was! Hurriedly stopped SHOU's lewdness, put on his trousers, and whispered: "Senior brother, keep it secret, keep it secret!"

"It's okay, I'll keep it a secret! SHOU is lewd, it's not a big deal. Tomorrow at noon, I will find you behind the red stone cliff and say, "I'm sleeping, and you continue to be lewd!" Fa Zhi's voice was very low, and after speaking, he got into the quilt and went to sleep.

Fa'an only agreed, took off his pants and continued to shoud in front of the case!

Early in the morning, the great monk still went as usual, getting up early to do the morning class and recite Buddhist scriptures. A few early monks are sweeping the leaves, and some monks are carrying water.

Steamed buns and sweet potatoes were steaming in the room, and gruel was boiling in a cauldron. Faji sat on the plane tree in front of the room and stared at it, and saw several big monks come out. Faji slipped into the room like a cat, and while no one was there, he poured a packet of crystalline powder into the cauldron and stirred it there with a large spoon.

After a while, the tall and thin monk Fa Chang walked in, saw Fa Ji standing on the bench and stirring porridge there, and said, "Fa Ji don't be naughty, the porridge is not delicious when it is stirred!"

Faji let out an 'oh' and ran out mischievously, up the stone steps, catching crickets in the green meadow.

Soon the morning class was over, and the monks with rumbling stomachs rushed down to eat breakfast before they were empty. The monks ran along the stone steps, and as soon as the little feet of the cold Fa Ji stretched, Fa Zhen tripped and fell.

Fa Zhen ran very fast, and this time his face fell directly on the stone steps, but he fell not lightly, his forehead was bruised, a few teeth were knocked out, and his nose and mouth were bleeding.

Fa Zhen screamed miserably, covered his nose and looked back to see Fa Ji squeezing his eyebrows there, he was so angry that he just wanted to have a seizure, and then saw the law enforcement monk Guangren staring at it, so he had to swallow his anger as if he was fine.

Guangren is very doting on Fa Ji, this breath Fa really has to endure, Fa Ji is still a child, Guangren will not be able to scold Fa Ji, Guang Ren will definitely scold Fa Zhen for not walking with long eyes, kicking the child's feet, Fa Zhen doesn't want to be scolded by Guangren!

Fa Zhen hated it so much that his teeth itched, and he screamed, drank a bowl of gruel with pain, asked the steward for a few pills to treat trauma, and smeared gold sore medicine on the wound, and then went to the martial arts arena to practice.

Fa Zhen was tricked miserably this time, the wound on his face was very eye-catching, and the monks who practiced martial arts on the martial arts field laughed at him every word!

Fa Ji sat on a waist-high granite platform on the edge of the martial arts arena and ate sugar gourds, swinging with his bare feet, babbling and chanting Buddhist scriptures.

Fa Zhen sneaked to the back, and coldly snatched Faji's sugar gourd and ran away!

"Give it back to me, give it back to me!" Faji chased after him barefoot, crying!

"Haha, if you don't give it, you just don't give it!" Fa Zhen ran fast, turning his head and squeezing his eyebrows.

"Bad guy, give it back to me!" Fa Ji Yukong chased after him, Fa Zhen is also very flexible, and it is difficult to catch up with those who jump left and right.

'Huh' Fa Zhen threw the sugar gourd, Fa Miao flew over and wanted to grab the sugar gourd, but Fa Zhen still took the lead.

"Wow, wow, give it back to me!" After not grabbing it for a while, Faji burst into tears.

"Haha, if you don't give it, you just don't give it!" Fa Zhen waved the sugar gourd and teased, his mood was very comfortable, and he could finally make this little devil deflated.

Fa Ji jumped onto the roof crying, pointed at Fa Zhen and shouted, "Fa Zhen is a villain, will you give it to me!"

"If you don't give it, you just don't give it!" Fa Zhen ate a sugar gourd, and then waved the sugar gourd to tease Fa Ji to come over and grab it!

Fa Ji wow wow wai wai wai wow, his feet kept jumping, trampling the gray tiles of the roof to a pulp, pointing at Fa Zhen and shouting: "Fa Zhen, you don't sleep in underwear!"

The monks who practiced the exercises all stopped to watch them play, and they couldn't help but laugh when they heard Faji say this.

Fa Zhen was also stunned, how could this little guy know about this!

Fa Zhen still refused to return the sugar gourd to him, Fa Ji howled and cried, and pointed at Fa Zhen and shouted: "Fa Zhen, you secretly drink wine at night and eat roast chicken!"

When the monks who practiced the exercises heard Fa Ji's shout, Fa Zhen was half frightened to death, and hurriedly shouted: "Fa Ji, don't talk nonsense, senior brother will give you back the sugar gourds, and buy you a few more strings of sugar gourds!

Fa Ji wiped his snot and tears, pointed at Fa Zhen and said, "I'm not talking nonsense, Fa Zhen you are lewd at night!"

Seeing the lively monk laughing, Fa Zhen was so frightened that he hurriedly jumped on the roof to block Fa Ji's mouth, and shouted at the same time: "Brothers, don't listen to children's nonsense, okay, Fa Ji good baby, stop playing, senior brother will pay you a few more strings of sugar gourds!"

"YOU'RE, YOU'RE, YOU'RE, YOU'RE, YOU'RE, YOU'RE!" FAJI SCREAMED MISCHIEVOUSLY AND RAN AWAY!

Several monks who had been blackmailed by Faji were very embarrassed, but fortunately they were not shouted out so loudly by him, otherwise where would they put their faces!

Guangren heard Fa Ji shouting from a distance that Fa Zhen drank wine and ate roast chicken, and later heard him shouting Fa Zhen Shou lewdness, Guangren thought that there was no wind and no waves, so he called Fa Zhen over for interrogation.

Fa Zhi, who was practicing in the martial arts arena, walked over to Fa Ming, and whispered in his ear: "Last night, Fa An SHOU was caught by me, we don't have to be afraid of him now that we have his handle, we call him out after lunch, let's not talk about it first, you secretly use a net behind your back to trap him, beat him hard, and then tell him to spit out the false silver, if you don't beat him, Lao Tzu will not solve his hatred!"

Fa Ming nodded and said, "Exactly, beat him first, and I won't get rid of my hatred if I don't beat him!"

After a while, Fa Zhen screamed miserably and was beaten by the staff, saying that he had committed the precept of drinking, meat and adultery!

Guangren himself doesn't like SHOU prostitution very much, Guangren SHOU was not born when Fazhen was promiscuous, Guangren SHOU has been promiscuous for more than 30 years! Guangren also secretly drinks warm wine and eats roast chicken, he also likes to eat sauce and pig's trotters, just like the official who catches corrupt officials is also greedy for a lot of silver, Guangren He is an old thief caught a new thief, but the old thief has never been caught!

When Fa Zhen was beaten to the ground and screamed, Guangren watched with peace of mind from the sidelines, he Guangren had almost violated the precepts of the temple, and it was not the first time that a monk had violated the precepts. HIROHITO SECRETLY REJOICES THAT HE HAS A ZEN ROOM ALONE, AND WHEN SHOU IS LEWD, HE CLOSES THE DOOR AND DOESN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BEING SEEN.

Guangren paced back and forth, one sentence on the left and one sentence on the right, one sentence on the right of my Buddha's teachings, and the howling Fa was really ashamed!

After lunch, when Fa An went to pick up vegetables with a porcelain bowl containing rice, Fa Ji threw the banana peel in front of him, and when Fa An walked over, he didn't see it, stepped on the banana peel and fell, and the porcelain bowl was broken, and he was scolded by Guangren fiercely, saying that he did not have long eyes, and punished him for not being allowed to eat lunch.

Fa An secretly hated Fa Ji in his heart, and secretly scolded this little guy for being really bad, and his brothers and sisters were all tricked and bitter by him.

Fa An only drank some fruit at noon, and walked in the corridor with a hungry croak, and Fa Ji sat on the fence, smiling and hooking his fingers to call Fa An to come.

Fa'an walked over with a furious face, his eyes glaring at Faji.

Faji grinned, pointed his finger at Fa'an's nose, and said, "Fa'an, you are shou!

Fa An was angry and scared when he heard it, just now Fa Ji shouted that Fa Zhen was lewd, but Fa Zhen was beaten by Guangren, his buttocks were swollen and tall, and his skin fell off, and now he is lying on the bed and moaning miserably!

Guangren was also punished for being really injured, and after he was really injured, he was not allowed to go out of the cave for three months, and he was only allowed to drink a bowl of gruel in the morning every day. You have to eat and drink in the cave, you haven't had to take a bath, how bitter and lonely it is, it's boring and unbearable, and the beard grows old and becomes a savage!

Fa Zhen burst into tears on the bed and said that Guangren played well, thank you for Guangren's teachings, and he will definitely be a monk in the future and never break the vows again!

When Guangren heard what Fa Zhen said, he went to see him and instructed him to take the best traumatic spirit and apply the best gold sore medicine.

Fa Zhen cried even louder, and almost the entire temple could hear it, saying that Guangren was a true Bodhisattva who had enlightened the world, and that he would listen carefully to the teachings in the future, and that by listening to the teachings of the True Bodhisattva, he would be able to transcend the sea of suffering.

Guangren was very fluttering when he heard this, and immediately spared Fazhen the pain of facing the wall for three months. Fa Zhen knows that it is good to sing praises of virtue, and it is best to say it often in a crowded place, even if there is occasional sexual prostitution in the future, what does it matter, Guangren can protect him!

Fa'an was angry that Fa Zhi said that he would keep it secret at night, and he didn't say that he didn't need money to keep it secret, and before the day passed, he called someone to blackmail him and wanted to collect the money for secrecy!

Fa An is sure that and it must be Fa Zhi who called Fa Ji to blackmail, last night SHOU was caught by Fa Zhi and patted him on the shoulder, isn't this a louse on the bald man's head, is it an obvious thing! Fa Zhi himself came to blackmail, and told Fa Ji about it, Fa Ji is a child, I am afraid that his mouth will be unstable and shout!

Fa An secretly scolded Fa Zhi, this bastard is really not a thing, saying one thing and doing another!

Fa'an's heart was rolling, with a smirk on his face, and he whispered: "Little junior brother, don't be quiet, you have something to say, did Fa Zhi ask you to ask me for silver?"

Fa Ji didn't answer his words, stretched out his hand and said: "Bring as much silver as you want, see if you are honest or not, if you are not honest Guangren will beat you severely, Fa Zhen is an example!"

Fa An rolled his eyes, expecting that his silver was well hidden, and it was impossible for Fa Zhi to know how much silver he had!

Fa An said with a haha: "Senior brother, you know, we are monks who rely on donors to give alms, such a large temple has to be maintained, and each disciple only spends half a tael of silver a year, which is originally beyond his means, where can I save any money, senior brother, I have three coins of silver here, you can take it!"

Faji walked away with his hands behind his back, and said as he walked: "Fa'an, hurry up and grind your ass out of the calluses, you wait to beat!"

Fa'an's face turned pale, and he hurriedly called him back, leaned down and grabbed Faji's elbow and said, "Senior brother, don't be angry, you have something to say!"

Faji stretched out his hand and said, "Five taels and eight pieces of silver, bring it!"

When Fa An heard this number, his heart fluttered, wondering why Fa Zhi even knew so much about how much silver he had. Fa An hid the silver extremely secretly, and no one should know about it! It must be Fa Zhi secretly following him, Fa An thought to himself.

Fa'an refused to admit that he had five taels of silver, and Fa'an saved it for several years to save five taels of silver, and he pointed to using these silver to play with women!

I heard that when a man a woman, she will scream, and the voice is very beautiful!

Fa'an had heard people say before that when he went to Zen, he was very yearning for it, and he really wanted to experience it for himself.

Fa'an refused to hand over all the silver no matter what, and added it up one penny at a time, and his mouth was dry, and when it was added to three taels, he refused to add it again.

Fa Ji pointed at Fa'an's nose and threatened: "Fa'an, don't grind any more, if you don't hand over the five taels and eight coins of silver, you will be beaten!"

Fa'an's nose was sour, and he really had no choice, so he had to take out the silver and hand it to Faji.

Just handed over the silver to Fa Ji, Fa An was angry, but he didn't expect Fa Zhi to come and pat him on the shoulder, and last night he said that he would call him to talk to Red Rock Cliff!

Fa An followed Fa Zhi angrily, and his mind must have wanted to deny the silver that was not his fraud, which is called three hundred taels of silver here, when I am a fool!

The two monks arrived at the Red Rock Cliff, where there were still monks' robes torn by Fa Zhi and Fa Ming a few days ago. Fa An turned around, pointed at Fa Zhi's head with a red face and a thick neck, and shouted: "Fa Zhi! You blackmailed my money and called me out to deny it!"

Fa Zhi didn't expect that he would be a thief to call the master a thief, so angry that the three corpse gods jumped violently, grabbed Fa'an's collar and shouted: "Okay! Damn Fa'an, it's really you!

Fa An didn't expect Fa Zhi to bite back, saying that he had blackmailed Fa Zhi's money, and suddenly he was so angry that his nose was as big as a cow, and he swung his fist fiercely and smashed it into Fa Zhi's head.

Fa Zhi was not to be outdone, roaring and waving his fists viciously, and the two of them scuffled.

Originally, as soon as Fa Zhi snapped his fingers, Fa Ming came out and covered Fa An with a net bag, but he didn't expect the two of them to scuffle all of a sudden. Fa Ming hurriedly jumped out and cast the net, Fa Zhi and Fa An couldn't jump away from each other, and all of a sudden both of them were covered in the net pocket!

Fa Zhi and Fa An scolded and waved their fists in the net pocket, crackling and crackling, and the monk's clothes were torn in many places.

Fa Ming was looking at Fa An from the outside to fight, but the black lines in the net pocket were extremely fine, and Fa An and Fa Zhi were rolling in the ground, and they couldn't see who was who! Fa Ming waved his fist and smashed it hard, and he clearly saw that the fist was hitting Fa An, and Fa Zhi's howl came from inside: "Damn Fa Ming, you hit me!"

"Damn Fa Ming, you've hit me again!" Fa Zhi screamed sharply!

The three of them scuffled for a while, Fa'an's two fists could not fight with four hands, they were beaten very badly, their nose was blue and their faces were swollen, and their bodies were bruised, their monk's robes were torn to pieces, and the flat trousers of the Quartet were about to be torn off, and they howled miserably: "Just now you called Fa Ji to blackmail me for five taels and eight dollars of silver, and said that Lao Tzu blackmailed your silver, and your conscience let the dog eat it!"

As soon as Fa Zhi and Fa Ming heard that this was wrong, they gradually relaxed their hands and feet!

The three of them patted their heads in annoyance, and said, "Air France! It must be this bastard of Air France!"

Fa'an was beaten so that his nose and face were swollen, and he really couldn't go back to the temple, and if he went back to the temple, he would definitely shake out the fight, and then Guangren would have to deal with the temple rules again!

Fa Zhi also suffered some injuries, covered up and was able to go back to the temple, ate a few wounded spirits, smeared gold sore medicine, and covered the quilt in the meditation room to meditate and heal his injuries.

Fa Zhi finished eating all the wounded spirits, and Fa Ming had to ask the steward for it. Fa An was swollen quite badly, and he wanted to get better as soon as possible, Fa Ming asked the steward for eight traumatic spirits! The steward asked Fa Ming why there were so many traumatic spirits, and whether it was a fight. Fa Ming's face was a little embarrassed, and he couldn't answer.

The person in charge asked Fa Ming to give him five coins of silver before giving him the spirit of external injury, otherwise he would give the reason! The foot injury should be seen on the foot, and if there is an injury to the buttocks, he must lift his pants to look at the buttocks! Fa Ming could not say the reason, and his silver was blackmailed by Fa Ji, where did he get the silver! Fa Ming said that he would first pay the account on credit, and then give it later when he had the silver! Where did the steward believe that he had no five coins of silver, and he must pay the money with one hand and deliver the goods with the other.

Fa Ming had no choice, so he came to ask Fa Zhi if he had five coins of silver, where did Fa Zhi get the silver, and the silver was blackmailed by Fa Ji. Fa Ming's thinking and wisdom can't be without five coins of silver, the two of them were in a hurry, and Fa Ming said: "Senior brother, it's really not that I don't want to give out these five coins of silver, I really don't have any silver, and you can't even take out five coins of silver!"

Fa Zhi didn't expect Fa Ming to still believe in himself, and swore to the sky and said: "Senior brother, I really don't want to give out these five coins of silver, I really don't have any silver, and I have let Fa Ji deceive it, but you can't even take out five coins of silver!"

Fa Ming was a little angry when he heard this, and said: "Senior brother, the idea of beating people was yours, and now that something has happened, it's better to push it cleanly!"

Fa Zhi was also very angry, and said, "Senior brother, you are the hardest beaten, and you beat both of us so badly outside!"

Neither of them could take out five pieces of silver, and they suspected that the other party would not give out the money. Fa Ming knew that if he continued to entangle, Fa Zhi would not take out the silver or he might not be able to take out the silver, so he hurriedly ran to the side of the Red Stone Cliff from Fa Zhi and asked Fa An if he had five coins of silver in exchange for the trauma spirit!

Fa An thought that Fa Ming had brought him a traumatic spirit, but he didn't expect Fa Ming to ask him for five coins of silver. Fa An didn't listen to it, but when he heard it, his heart was furious, and he said: "Fa Ming, you are really not a thing, you can think of it if you beat someone and ask someone for silver! Don't say five dollars of silver, I have to ask the two of you for two taels of silver each!"

Fa Ming hurriedly explained: "Senior brother, Senior Brother Fazhi and I really can't come up with five coins of silver, you can cushion it first, and then I and Fa Zhi will pay half of it back to you!"

Where did Fa An believe that the two of them together couldn't even take out five coins of silver, where did Fa An get five coins of silver, and said angrily: "My silver is all called Fa Ji to be blackmailed, but it is not necessary that the two of you together will not be able to take out five coins of silver!"

The two of them argued together for a long time, and Fa An was very angry and said, "You push it! I am not the only one who will be punished at that time!"

Fa Ming and Fa An have been arguing for a long time, and they are both squatting, drawing circles on the ground with branches to figure out a way!

The three monks couldn't take out five coins of silver, and if there was no external injury, it would take several days for the light to heal the wounds by luck, so why should Fa An go out of the mountains to hide for a few days? Fa An had an idea and asked Fa Ming to find the rich man Fa Miao to borrow it!

Fa Ming had no choice but to do so, and he ran from the Red Rock Cliff to the dining room's cafeteria. Fa Miao was sitting on a low bench on the ground, adding some water to the wooden basin with a spoon, and puffing and puffing there, and the flour made his hands white.

Fa Ming looked in at the door, rubbed his hands together and smiled at the wonderful face. Seeing his thief's eyebrows, Fa Miao got up and wiped his white hands full of flour with the coarse cloth hanging on the door, and walked out and said, "Fa Ming, why are you nodding your head, you have nothing to do, you are either a traitor or a thief!"

Fa Ming hurriedly pulled Fa Miao into the corner, told him about it softly, and asked him to borrow five coins of silver!

In the past, when Fa Miao had a lot of silver, it was good to say, but now Fa Miao's silver has been blackmailed, and only two taels of silver have been saved these days, and Fa Miao is ready to use these silver to play with women, shaking his head and refusing to lend it to Fa Ming!

Fa Ming knew that Fa Miao had a lot of silver, but he didn't expect Fa Miao to be so stingy that he refused to borrow five dollars of silver! Fa Ming had no other way, and he was entangled with Fa Miao with a dead face, and said, "Senior brother, you won't even refuse to help you with this little favor!"

The two of them were there talking to each other, and then Fa Miao finally agreed, saying, "I can lend you the silver, but I am in a hurry to use this silver, and I can get five pieces of silver a month!"

When Fa Ming heard that he wanted money, he was a little unhappy and said, "Senior brother, you have a few hundred taels of silver on you, and you may not have to use five taels of silver urgently!"

Fa Miao wants to use this money to play with women, of course, it is urgent, is there anything more urgent than playing with women! It is impossible for Fa Miao to tell Fa Ming that he is using this money to play with women, and ignore him with a black face. Fa Ming saw that there was no way, but the profit was still obtained, and he thought that the profit was too much, so the two of them stood there and bargained, and finally the profit of three dollars of silver per month was decided!

Fa Ming wanted to borrow money and ask everyone to share it, but he didn't dare to decide privately, so he ran along the stone corridor to discuss with Fa Zhi, and asked him if he would share the principal of two and a half yuan and one and a half per month.

Fa Zhi lit a fire in his heart when he heard this, and shouted: "Why doesn't Fa An have to pay, he is the first to beat Lao Tzu!"

Fa Ming said that Fa Zhi was only willing to pay the principal of two coins of silver and the interest of one penny of silver per month!

Fa Ming asked if Fa Zhi had confirmed the principal of two coins of silver and the interest of one penny of silver per month, so he went to the Red Rock Cliff to discuss with Fa'an.

When Fa An heard this, he roared angrily: "Fa Ming, you innocently beat Lao Tzu badly, Lao Tzu didn't touch you at all, and still haven't figured out why you beat Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu didn't recruit you to provoke you, and you still asked Lao Tzu for silver! Otherwise, everyone will die and the net will be broken, and the lawsuit will be brought to Guangren!"

Fa Ming was so frightened that he hurriedly waved his hand, telling Fa An not to stab the matter to Guangren, and ran to ask Fa Zhi if he would not give more than half a penny of silver, and the two of them would share the profits.

Fa Zhi refused to give more than half a penny of silver, nor did he want to give more money, saying that Fa'an did it first, so why didn't he have to give out the silver!

The two of them were in a hurry, and Fa Ming said angrily: "Fa Zhi, you are the one who provoked me to beat Fa'an, and you are the mastermind in this matter! It would be good to let you only give half of the silver!"

Fa Zhi was so angry that his face was red and his neck was thick, and he said: "Fa Ming, it's your fault to say this, at that time, the two of us discussed going to beat Fa'an, and it is not certain who will pick up whom!"

Fa Zhi was unwilling to give up the principal of this half a penny of silver and the interest of half a penny of silver every month, so Fa Ming had to admit it, and recognized the principal of three coins of silver and the interest of two coins of silver every month, and went to Fa Miao to get the silver, and ran to the steward to exchange eight traumatic spirits for Fa'an.