Chapter 52: The Living Buddha (Asking for a Monthly Pass)

Fa Ming borrowed Fa Miao's five coins of silver and exchanged it for the trauma spirit to treat Fa'an's bruises. The next day, Fa Miao asked Fa Ming for the first month's three dollars. Where did Fa Ming get the three coins of silver, if he had it, how could he borrow money from Fa Miao!

Fa Miao saw the sky and asked Fa Ming for money, so that Fa Ming hid far away when he saw Fa Miao.

After a month, Fa Miao finally saved two coins of silver, and took three coins of silver from Fa Zhi, a total of five coins of silver in a cloth pocket and carried it in his arms, and walked down the stone corridor after practicing in the martial arts arena to give Fa Miao silver. Seeing Fa Ji pouting his ass and fighting crickets from a distance, Fa Ming was startled and hurriedly walked back lightly.

"Fa Ming, you come here!" Fa Ming had just taken a few steps when Fa Ming's childish voice shouted from behind.

Fa Ming walked over very reluctantly, during this time, Fa Ming was considered to be obedient by Fa Ji, usually he was called and drunk, as long as there was a copper plate, it would be taken by Fa Ji, and I don't know how he knew.

Fa Ji threatened to tell Guangren about his masturbation at every turn, and Fa Ming was helpless, so he had to bow down to everything.

Fa Ming walked up to Fa Ji, and Fa Ji said with a smile: "It seems that you are honest, and you took the initiative to find me with the silver!"

Fa Ming felt how evil Fa Ji was smiling, so he was so nervous that he hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Senior Brother Fa Ji, this silver is not my senior brother's mine, it is Fa Miao!"

Fa Ji stepped forward and stretched out his hand, saying, "Fa Miao's also has to be given to me, bring it!"

Fa Ming said with a smile: "Fa Ji, you are doing well, when I give Fa Miao, you can ask him again!"

Fa Ji shook his head in reluctance, and shouted loudly: "Fa Ming's hand ......"

Fa Ming was half frightened to death, and hurriedly covered Fa Ji's mouth, looked left and right to see if anyone nearby heard, and gave the silver to Fa Ji very painfully.

Fa Ming's silver was blackmailed by Fa Ji, and Fa Miao was not returned to Fa Miao, and when he saw him, he hid far away, and Fa Miao also knew that Fa Ming was avoiding him. How big is a temple, and you can't look up when you look down. When Fa Ming came out of the Scripture Pavilion, he bumped into Fa Miao, and Fa Miao asked with his head and face: "Fa Ming, I am looking for you, I am hiding in Tibet, and I will give me the silver today." ”

Fa Ming laughed very cowardly, and hurriedly explained: "Senior brother, I'm sorry, I'm short on money lately, and I can't get the silver, so let's hold off for a while!"

Fa Miao smiled like a profiteer, and said: "A few coins of silver is nothing, just make it clear, you borrowed me five coins of silver last month, and now add a month's interest, a total of eight coins of silver!"

Fa Ming hurriedly nodded yes, and Fa Miao continued: "Now that you owe your senior brother eight pieces of silver, then the monthly interest is not three dollars, how much money do you say is appropriate?"

Fa Ming didn't expect this, and his heart jumped when he heard it, and said, "Oh, senior brother, you still have to be profitable!"

Fa Miao was very angry when she heard this, and said: "Fa Ming, this is your mistake, and you don't return the silver to me! If I hadn't lent you five coins of silver, I would have used the silver to do business, so why wouldn't it be profitable!"

Fa Ming choked on his chest when he heard this, and begged Fa Ming with a shy face not to add money. Fa Miao's face was a little gloomy, and said: "It's unreasonable and unreasonable not to add money, if you don't give me money, it is equivalent to borrowing money from you again, borrowing money without giving money, whoever says it's your fault!"

After all, the person who owes money to Fa Ming is in the wrong, so he has to helplessly ask Fa Miao how much money he wants to add. Fa Miao pinched his fingers and calculated, and said: "Five coins of silver are three cents a month, and two coins and five are one and five dollars, and now I will let you have a little money, only add one and five dollars, what do you think, junior brother?"

Fa Ming felt that the profit of adding one money and five was too much, and he was only willing to add one money to the profit, and the two of them had been fighting for a long time, Fa Miao said angrily: "Fa Ming, let me count it for you, according to the profit of three coins of five coins of silver per month, three coins of silver is one money and eight dollars, I have already let you, don't be ignorant!"

The two of them stood under the plane tree holding the monk's robe and argued, Fa Ming refused to give out the half of the silver, and his face turned red after fighting for a long time. Fa Miao refused to give in no matter what, Fa Ming said it with a dry mouth, and finally had to admit it!

Leaving Fa Miao, Fa Ming angrily went to Fa Zhi and asked Fa Zhi to share the profits. Fa Zhi gave Fa Ming three coins of silver, which was paid off, but Fa Ming's blackmail of the silver to Fa Ji has nothing to do with Fa Zhi, where is Fa Zhi willing to give out another silver! The two of them are fighting over the chickens and dogs there!

Fa Miao secretly hates Fa Ji often calls Fa Ji to slander silver, and he doesn't talk affectionately every day, blowing his beard and glaring. Today, it's Fa Chang's turn to pick up water, Fa Miao always pours out some of the water in the water tank when there is no one in the room, Fa Chang picks dozens of buckets of water, and the big tank is always a small half tank of water.

Fa Chang was tired and sweaty, and he was very strange to carry more water, and he checked the water tank and it would not leak.

It just so happened that Guangren came to the room and saw that the big water tank was running out of water, so he scolded Fa Chang, who was on duty to carry water. Fa Chang defended that he had picked up water for an afternoon and asked Fa Miao to testify, but Fa Miao shook his head and said that he didn't see it. Guangren's anger is even greater, saying that he often works as a monk and speaks, and when he puts down his words, he is not welcome if he has no water at night, and he leaves angrily.

Fa Chang secretly hated Fa Miao and said that he didn't see him carrying water, and after picking up the water, he laughed and looked at Fa Miao and his face, Fa Miao ignored him with a black face, touched a nose and was very boring, and walked listlessly to the martial arts field.

Fa Ji rode Fa Ming as a horse in the martial arts arena, and Fa Ming was very obedient to land on all fours, run fast, and raise his head to learn to neigh. Faji didn't know why all the great monks liked to masturbate, and whether he saw it or not, pointing to the nose of the great monk and saying, 'You masturbate,' always scared others and defrauded him of his money.

Fa Chang saw Fa Ming raising his head and neighing, and came over to make fun of him. Before Fa Chang could speak, Fa Ji straddled Fa Ming's back and patted his bald head, pointed at Fa Chang's nose, and said, "Fa Chang, you masturbate!"

Fa Chang's frightening was not small, and he said: "Little junior brother, don't talk nonsense, do you know what masturbation is, which senior brother taught you?"

Faji stood up on Fa Ming's back, his right hand circled in a circle, and he played with the little cock up and down, and said, "Look, that's how you masturbate." Take six taels and five cents of silver, and I'll keep it a secret for you!"

Fa Chang was taken aback, how could Fa Ji know how much money he had! If anyone could spy on himself masturbating, it must be Fa Miao, who had gone closer! Thinking of Fa Miao's change in attitude for a while, Fa Chang was almost certain that Fa Miao had asked him to blackmail. Why does Fa Miao know how much silver he has, and Fa Chang can't figure it out!

Fa Chang refused to admit that he had six taels of silver, and deduced that there were only eight taels of silver, and if he wanted it, he could give it all to Fa Miao. After the two of them fought for a long time, Fa Ji pointed at Fa Chang's nose and threatened: "If you don't hand over the silver of six taels and five cents, I will tell Guangren to beat you up, Fa Zhen is an example!"

Fa Chang ran out of options, so he had to go and fetch the silver and give it to Fa Ji. Fa Ming laughed secretly on the side, Fa Ji didn't know how many great monks he had blackmailed!

At night, Fa Chang came out alone, and walked in the temple with the soft light of the Yuan Lingguang Stone, and when he arrived at the room, he heard a slight sound and knocked on the door. Fa Miao asked softly inside, "Who?"

Fa Chang was angry in his heart and replied, "It's me." ”

Fa Miao heard the voice of Fa Chang, and reluctantly opened the door, he and the two monks were drinking wine and eating salt-baked white feather chicken. In the past, Fa Miao would call Fa Chang when he ate roast chicken at night, and he didn't tell him these days. Fa Chang is sure that he is sure and must be the silver that Fa Miao called Fa Ji, and he is clearly involved in it!

Fa Chang coldly called Fa Miao to give a piece of chicken leg and a bowl of rice wine, Fa Miao's eyes glared, and said angrily: "You won't buy white feather chicken, you won't make rice wine, you want Lao Tzu to serve!"

Fa Chang said angrily: "Okay, good, you have a kind of Fa Miao, it's inconvenient to talk here, let's go to the Red Stone Cliff to make it clear!"

Fa Miao took a bite of the fragrant chicken leg and said, "I was looking for you, when I finish eating the roast chicken, we will go to the Red Stone Cliff to explain it!"

Fa Changba watched with saliva as Fa Miao and the two monks drank wine and ate the white-feathered chicken, and Fa Miao ate the white-feathered chicken cleanly, even chewing the juice on the bones. After eating, the four monks walked out of the temple and walked towards the red stone cliff with the faint light of the Yuan Lingguang Stone.

When he arrived at the Red Stone Cliff, Fa Chang grabbed Fa Miao's monk's robe and shouted, "Damn Fa Miao, you called Fa Ji to blackmail my silver!"

Fa Miao also grabbed Fa Chang's monk's robe angrily and shouted: "Damn Fa Chang, you wicked person sued first, obviously you blackmailed my silver!"

Fa Miao and Fa Chang didn't agree with each other, their fists were facing each other, and they were scuffling, so busy that the two monks who came with them were pulling this and that!

Late at night, the meditation room is lit with a dim lantern, the smoke of the incense is wafting, and there is a faint scent of sandalwood in the room, which is empty and has a very 'Zen' taste.

The old monk Huixuan Master leaned back on a low chair, and the dough was full of charitable smiles. Huikong stood on the side and said, "Senior brother, I always feel that Faji is a little unknown in origin!"

Master Hui's tone was slow and soft, and he said, "Senior brother, enter my Buddhism, regardless of your background, not to mention that you don't have an unknown origin!"

Huikong was silent for a long time, and then said, "Senior brother, there are many monks in the temple who don't know who their parents are. I just feel that Faji is very strange, you see that he talks and acts like an adult, he is born to fly in the sky, and the most important thing is that I will have an inexplicable surprise when I see him!"

Master Huixu laughed and said: "Senior brother, you are too worried! Why don't you blame it, when you were young, you were a good monk who didn't do it, took the incense money of the temple to make a book, entered the world and sighed in the red dust, worked hard to build a great foundation, married a wife with a room and thirteen rooms, gave birth to twenty-eight children, and I don't know how many grandchildren, and when you are old and tired of playing, you still come to become a monk, you are really right! At that time, when you asked Lao Wei to make the incense money, he said that it would be a year fast, and three years would be three years if it was slow, and it would be returned with interest, but later it was said that he would expand his business and build real estate, and the money had not been returned until now!"

There was a hint of shame on Huikong's face, and he said, "Senior brother, let's not mention this matter first!"

Master Huixu continued: "I heard that you wore a wig when you went down the mountain, changed into a gray gown and dressed as a vulgar family, and went back to hug your aunt and wife at night, Huikong, is this true?"

Huikong hurriedly said: "Senior brother, junior brother doesn't dare, now I sincerely take refuge in my Buddha, and I will never be obsessed with Hongchen anymore!"

Hui Kong was bored with the doubts about Fa Ji with Master Hui Xing, and came out of the meditation room in a daze, turned a few corridors, and waved his hand to arrange a wave-like spatial barrier in the air around him.

Master Huikong jumped to his feet, spat on the ground with an angry face, and scolded: "Bah, damn old bald donkey, Grandpa Buddha has been talking about playing with a few women for decades, don't think I don't know that you like masturbation, senior brother!"

Huikong left, and the master of Huixu smiled and said to himself: "Huikong is still shrewd, and he wants to play with women, and he has to hold Buddha's feet, both sides are right!"

In the meditation room, Faji felt very tired and fell into a deep sleep on the bed.

After falling asleep, Faji had a strange dream in which he saw the old Buddha slaying demons, and the battlefield was splashed with blood, and the earth cracked and the space shattered. The old Buddha is mighty and covers the sky, fighting alone to avoid the gods and demons of the Quartet, and finally being besieged by the demon array and falling with hatred, when the old Buddha falls, the body does not fall with a Zen staff, and the essence of the body does not disperse, and the light of the round angry eyes is breathtaking.

In his sleep, Fa Ji closed his eyes and crossed his knees in the air, with a gentle smile on his face, showing compassion and the Dharma, and his body was shrouded in the solemn and sacred golden light of the Dharma, and the golden body of the ancient Buddha appeared in front of him, and a golden light shot out from the eyebrows of the ancient Buddha, enveloping the entire immature body of Fa Ji, and the immeasurable Dafa blessing.

When Fa Ji was blessed by the immeasurable Dafa, his body was filled with golden light like a small sun, and he first woke up several big monks in the same room, and they were all stunned, knelt down in the direction of the golden light, and recited the Buddha's name aloud.

Master Hui dreamed of auspiciousness, woke up and heard the noise outside and the sound of Lang Lang Buddha's horn, quickly got up and ran barefoot in white underwear to the corridor, saw the auspicious light flowing in Faji's room, and a big monk ran over and said: "Abbot, it's Faji, Faji!"

Hearing this, the Master of Wisdom burst into tears, knelt down to the golden light, and said, "The reincarnation of the spirit child, the reincarnation of the spirit child!"

Overnight, the Buddha was called Lang Lang, and the monks in the temple were very excited, and the reincarnated spirit child was the Buddha of the previous life, but the religious leader could not tolerate the slightest slack. Fa Ji was blessed by the immeasurable Dafa for an hour, and then fell asleep peacefully.

Master Huixu hurriedly called a few disciples to guard the Fa Chai and instructed him not to make any mistakes, and then summoned Huikong, Huishan, Guangren, and a few monks in charge to discuss the Dharma meeting to welcome the spirit boy overnight, and he didn't close his eyes all night.

Fa Miao heard that Fa Ji was a reincarnated spirit child, thinking that the spirit child could know the past and the future, he had killed people, and the more he thought about the past, the more afraid he became, and ran away in the middle of the night with his baggage!

All the great monks did not rest all night, cleaned the temple up and down, all the Buddhist cases were dusted to wipe the incense ash, the vase was replaced with new water, the incense burner was lit with new incense, all the candlesticks were replaced with new candles and lit, the ever-bright lamps were oiled, and the halls and corridors were placed with large Yuan Lingguang stones, which reflected the temple brightly!

In the early hours of the morning, the night patrol board sounded three crisply, and the great monks carefully hugged the half-asleep and half-awake Faji carefully, boiled water in the room and poured it into a wooden basin, put mint, sage, thyme and other herbs, and mixed it with cold water to make it lukewarm, and the aroma was transpiring for a while.

Several monks tore off Faji's clothes and trousers, gently washed them in a wooden basin until they were white and fragrant, and picked them up and wiped off the water droplets on their bodies with cotton handkerchiefs.

On the stool next to it was a new Buddha robe made of yellow satin from last night, and an orange Buddha hat with a gold ribbon tied on it. Fa Ji was half-eyed, and let the great monks put on new Buddha clothes and new Buddha hats for him.

After a while, four monks carried down the stretcher of lacquered red teak, one monk picked up the Faji and put it on the yellow futon of the stretcher, one monk held the Dharma building in front of the way, and a monk on each side carefully supported him, walking along the stone steps paved with yellow cloth to the main hall.

Faji meditated on the futon as if he were asleep.

In the middle of the main hall is dedicated to the Buddhas of the Three Worlds and Five Directions, and the monks put the Fa Ji on the high platform yellow futon in front of the Three Five Buddhas and sat on it, and the Fa Ji closed his eyes, nodded his head from time to time, and the corners of his mouth were still drooling.

From time to time, busy monks come to the main hall and bow to the Dharma Rakten who is meditating on the high platform.

The solemn morning bell rang, and the monks of the entire monastery gathered in the main hall, all performing namaste in front of the Fa Chai and meditating in rows in the open space below. Many monks are talking about it in twos and threes, and I don't know if I have done something wrong, and I can't see the figure!

After a while, the meditating monk quieted down, and the abbot Huixuan bowed to the Dharma Raksha on the high platform, and then stood in front and loudly preached the Buddha's compassion and the kindness of the Buddhas in all directions. Silent Light Temple by the living Buddha under the driver, acting on behalf of the Buddha, Buddhism will be prosperous, benefit the world, and according to the rules handed down by the Buddha world, the Faji will be renamed Lingji, respected as Lingji Living Buddha!

After the preaching, the master of wisdom turned the prayer cylinder around the high platform of the law, chanted the Buddha's horn in a long voice, and the monks sang 'Nan Wu Amitabha Buddha', the voice of the monk who practiced internal skills was very loud, and the monk who did not know how to sing spoke very noisy and sharp, and the eardrum of Lingji buzzed.

After chanting the Buddha's name, the master of wisdom recited the Prajnaparamita Heart Sutra loudly around the bill, and the monks also chanted, and suddenly a Buddha spirit in the main hall rose to the sky, and a force of faith rushed to the Lingji!

After reciting the Prajnaparamita Heart Sutra, it is customary to ask the teacher to give a lecture. Master Hui thought that Lingji was a child, and he hesitated a little, but then he thought that his mind was a bit like an adult, so he came over and leaned over to Lingji and said, "Disciple Huixian, please give a lecture to the Living Buddha Master!"

Lingji naughty Yuan opened his eyes and showed a treacherous smile, pointed at the bald head of the old monk Huixing and said, "Huixing, you masturbate!"

Hui Xing was shocked when he heard this, and the living Buddha of the secret path really had a prophetic vision, and then wept bitterly, and hurriedly bowed down and said: "My Buddha is merciful, and the disciple is guilty!"

Lingji came down from the high platform, stepped on the bald heads of the monks, kept calling the monks' Dharma names, saying that they were masturbating, and almost every monk was trampled by him!

The monks who were called by name and said that he was masturbating all said, "The disciple is guilty!"

Fa Zhen felt very worthless about being beaten a few days ago, and the monks in the temple all like to masturbate, and if they want to beat from the master of wisdom, everyone will be beaten, why only beat him alone!

Lingji was tired of stepping on his bald head, so he jumped on the bill and shouted: "Wisdom, don't cry, what's the big deal about masturbation, it's the real ability to raise the stick in front of you and fuck a woman! Our lineage of Buddha cultivation was originally a method of practicing both male and female cultivation, participating in the Buddha and enjoying the joy of male and female intercourse! You only know masturbation, it's really stupid!"

Hui Xian heard Lingji's words, stood up and stopped crying, and the monks also talked about what you said, isn't it, there is a statue of the Buddha of Joy in the side hall for believers to worship, and it is still quite popular to visit the Buddha of Joy before the end of the Dharma, but later the precepts became more and more strict, and gradually the double cultivation of men and women was despised!

Hearing the agitation of the Living Buddha Lingji, the great monks all began to come alive with itching!

Lingji stood on the bill and pointed his fingers and said, "Those who like to participate in the Buddha of Joy and Joy go to the left, and those who don't like it go to the right." ”

What's the big deal about participating in the Buddha of Huanxi! Hui Xian suddenly broke the stagnation in his heart, and felt that there was no guilt in double cultivation with Sister Huanyue, and Shi Shiran walked to the left!

Seeing that the abbot of wisdom walked to the left, with a 'swish', the great monks all stood on the left, and the right side was empty, and there was not a single monk!