"Dead fatty, where is the barbecue, I'll be waiting for you outside the barracks, come quickly. ”

Nezha's voice came from within the transmission note. The fat man has been practicing penance for the past few months, and a bird has long faded out of his mouth, and as soon as he heard that he was going out to fight for tooth sacrifices, the fat man opened the ban without saying a word and walked out.

The fat man wanted to go out when he came to the gate of the barracks, but at this time, two silver-armored heavenly soldiers stopped the fat man.

"Pass!" said the Heavenly Soldier with an expressionless face as he stretched out his right hand.

"What pass? are you talking about?" the fat man said, and handed the waist card to you.

The Heavenly Soldier glanced at it and continued to say expressionlessly: "Pass! If you don't have it, you can't go out." ”

The fat man scratched his head, no one asked for a pass when he came in, so he had to check it when he went out. Just when the fat man was thinking about breaking in, Nezha arrived.

"The pass is here, I have something very important that needs the help of this fat man, and I will take the person away. Nezha shook the token in his hand and said.

After the silver armor heavenly soldier checked the token, he handed it over to the fat man for release, and the fat man put the token in the storage bag without changing his face and walked out with Nezha.

When the two of them walked to a no-man's corner, Nezha grabbed the fat man and said viciously, "Hand over the token!"

The fat man pretended to be very innocent and said, "What token, I don't know." ”

"My token has just been put into a storage bag by you, don't be a bummer. ”

"Since you've seen it all, I'll give it back to you. After saying that, the fat man took out the token, tilted his head and thought about it, and then said, "But first, tell me what this token is for." ”

"This token is called the Tiger Order, and holding it in your hand can not only enter and exit the barracks at will, but also command several heavenly soldiers led by the Golden Armor General, and it is also a powerful magic weapon that can eradicate demons and eliminate demons. There are five tokens in total, three for my father, and two for me, and this token can only be granted when the military order is in hand. It is the most important token in addition to my father's Heavenly King's Decree and my Handsome Decree. ”

The fat man looked at the token in his hand, and saw that the top of it was arc-shaped, and the lower end was a straight strip, five inches and five minutes long, two inches and four minutes wide, and five minutes thick. The front is engraved with some inscriptions unknown to the fat man, and on the back is carved a flying tiger with teeth and claws. This token is made of some kind of material, like gold and not gold, like stone and not stone, and it is quite heavy in the hand, and it faintly exudes a colorful light on it.

The more the fat man looked at it, the more happy he became, and he put the Weihu Order back into the storage bag.

When Nezha saw this, he was furious and shouted, "You liar! Didn't you tell me?"

"Who said I wouldn't give it to you, I'll give it to you when I've had enough. I didn't say I'd give it back to you right now, really. ”

Nezha still shouted loudly: "No, no." If you go around with a token, and your father knows about it, not only will you be condemned, but I will also suffer with it. ”

"Why not, you think I'm giving you a barbecue for free, and this token will be my reward. Also, I promise that I won't show off my token in public, which doesn't do me any good. ”

"But"

Seeing that Nezha was a little hesitant, the fat man continued to flicker: "Don't do it, you think that I can enter and exit the barracks with the token, and it will become convenient for the two of you to come out to barbecue when the time comes, right?"

Nezha wanted to say something more, but the fat man quickly changed the topic and said, "Okay, let's find a place to barbecue." ”

After saying that, the fat man turned around and left. Nezha opened his mouth, sighed, and followed him dejectedly.

In the heavenly realm, there are many strange rocks and strange scenery. The fat man and Nezha traveled for half a day and found a hidden cave under a huge rockery.

The fat man looked up and down and said, "It's good here, there are a lot of gaps overhead, and the smoke from the barbecue will not be noticed by them after they disperse." Also, there is a lake outside the rockery, which will be much easier for us to clean. Let's have a barbecue here. ”

Nezha nodded indifferently. When the fat man saw this, he said, "I will go and cut wood, and you will go and catch a wild beast and come back." ”

"What? The beasts of the heavenly realm are all immortal beasts, and they cannot be slaughtered according to the regulations. ”

"Can't be slaughtered? So what are we going to bake? Roasted greens?"

Nezha muttered in a low voice: "But, why did you go to chop wood instead of catching fairy beasts?" ”

The fat man's ears moved slightly, and he heard Nezha's words clearly, and said: "There are reasons why I asked you to catch wild beasts: first, you understand the surrounding environment; second, your skills are higher than mine, and catching fairy beasts must be easy; and the most important thing is that you are the second generation of officials, and if something happens, your father will definitely cover you." ”

After Nezha heard this, he suddenly became excited and shouted, "He's not my father." ”

"Isn't it your father?!Could it be that your mother stole the man who gave birth to you?!"

"Fart!"

Nezha knocked the fat man to the ground with one punch, and Rao is fat man has cultivated the trick of King Kong is not bad, and he can't stand it a little.

Nezha rode on the fat man's body, tugged at his clothes, and said viciously: "I have already cut the flesh and returned the flesh to my mother, and the bones to return to my father! You say, I said that he is not my father, is there anything wrong?"

When the fat man saw Nezha's hideous face, he nodded in fright.

Nezha said excitedly: "I was originally the protector boy under the seat of Nuwa Niangniang, because King Yin Shang blasphemed the gods, Nuwa Niangniang was angry and punished the faint king, so I received the 'Jade Void Law Decree', and the lower realm was reincarnated in Li Jing's home. Because of congenital deficiency, my mother gave birth to me after three years and six months of pregnancy. Li Jing regarded me as a monster and wanted to kill me with a sword, but fortunately, my master Taiyi Zhenren arrived in time to save my life. You say, "The sword splits the baby, but a father did it?"

The fat man nodded again and again, not knowing what he meant.

Nezha didn't care about this, and continued to recall: "When I was seven years old, I made a big fuss in the Crystal Palace. Kill Ao Bing, the third son of the Dragon King of the East China Sea, and wound the Dragon King who was about to sue. Later, the dragon king called his three brothers and led the sailors to make waves and flood Chentang Pass. I wanted to fight back, but I was stopped by Li Jing, who also took my magic weapon and forced me to kill myself. For the sake of the people of the city, I had no choice but to cut off my arms and abdomen, cut out my intestines and bones, and kill myself in grief and indignation. You say, "Forcing a child to death, but a father did it?"

The fat man nodded after hearing this, and couldn't help but look down on Li Jing a little in his heart.

Nezha said again: "Because I saved the whole city, the people built a temple and made a golden body out of clay. Originally, I could be resurrected after three years of incense, but Li Jing thought that my sins were monstrous and intolerable between heaven and earth, smashed my temple, destroyed my golden body, and cut off my hope of resurrection. You say, "Hindering the resurrection of a child is the work of a father?"

"Yes, it shouldn't. Besides, when the Dragon King saw that you had killed yourself, he had retreated to the East China Sea, and he had obviously achieved his goal of revenge, and he would not pursue it any more. Li Jing shouldn't be unrelenting and hold on to you!"

Nezha continued with tears in his eyes: "The resurrection is not successful, my master can only use the lotus root of Yaochi to create a new body for me, and it has become the appearance of being a human being, a demon or a demon, and will never grow up, and at the same time, it also broke off my marriage with the second daughter of the queen mother." Until now, Li Jing has been guarding against me, afraid of my revenge, and he has not dared to put down the Linglong Pagoda in his hand. What I want to do, Li Jing will definitely obstruct. You say, breaking off the marriage and guarding against his own children is the work of a father?"

After speaking, Nezha finally couldn't hold back the tears in his eyes and cried loudly. The fat man sighed in his heart: Nezha, who seems to have infinite scenery, also has such a sad past, and it is really a difficult scripture for every family to read.

When the fat man didn't know how to comfort Nezha, Nezha stopped crying by himself and got up from the fat man's body.

"I'm sorry to make you laugh. ”

"It doesn't matter. This, that, or not, I'll go hunt fairy beasts. ”

"I'd better go. Even if I am seen hunting immortal beasts, without relying on Li Jing's name, the Jade Emperor will not punish me, because I am the Marshal of the Middle Altar, the Master of Tongtian, the Illustrious General of Weiling, and the Great God of the Three Altars of the Sea Society. These titles are all spelled out by me with a knife and a gun, and the Jade Emperor still relies on me to kill demons. ”

The fat man felt that what Nezha said made sense, so he didn't insist anymore. Two people split up, one chopping wood and the other hunting beast.

There are a lot of immortal grass and divine trees in the heavenly realm, and the fat man walked in with a large bundle of branches that exuded a special fragrance after a while. Not long after, Nezha walked in carrying the corpse of a leopard-like fairy beast.

"This flying leopard barks at my sister's little white every day, I have long seen it unpleasant, and now I just want to use it for a tooth sacrifice. ”

The fat man stretched out his thumb to Nezha and dragged the flying leopard to the edge of the pond. As soon as he wanted to disembowel, the fat man shouted: "Nezha, come quickly!"

"What's wrong, what's wrong? Mu Dexingjun can't find him, see if I'll be him for a while!" Nezha walked out of the cave and said nervously.

"What Mu Dexingjun, there is no one else here except you and me. How can I think you are so weak-hearted, are you a thief?"

"Well, this flying leopard is the guardian beast of Mu Dexing Jun. Now that I've been killed, I feel a little nervous and excited. ”

"It's really stupid, there are countless immortal beasts in the heavenly realm, you won't hunt for that ownerless immortal beast. In this way, no one will find out. Also, there are fish in this pond, you go and catch a few of them. ”

Nezha nodded, jumped into the pond, and grabbed the fish.

When Nezha came ashore, he saw that the fat man had already set up a fire and barbecued. The fat man greeted, and Nezha handed him four or five small crystal clear fish and waited beside him.

The effect of the divine wood roasted immortal beast is indeed extraordinary. Looking at the golden oil that keeps dripping down, and then smelling the smell of meat in the air, even the fat man, the "chef", is not calm, let alone Nezha who is standing on the side.

"Fat brother, I think it's already baked, why don't I taste it first?"

Nezha swallowed his saliva and said anxiously.