Chapter Thirty-Eight: Hunting Immortal Beasts
"How can it be so fast, don't you see that there is still blood? Even if I taste it, I should come first, what if it is poisonous. ”
"But"
Nezha wanted to say something more, but then he saw that the fat man suddenly tore off one of his hind legs, opened his big mouth and gnawed it, not caring whether the barbecue was hot or not. After three bites and two bites, I gnawed a small half of my hind legs. This is a taste, it is clear that I want to eat alone. Nezha roared angrily and joined the battle group.
As soon as Nezha took a bite, his eyes lit up and he felt that his whole person became vivid. I saw that the meat melted in the mouth, and the aroma of the meat quickly filled the entire mouth, and turned into a stream of heat that quickly flowed to the stomach, making the whole body warm and dry.
When Nezha was still savoring, the fat man picked up a front leg and gnawed it. When Nezha saw it, he immediately became anxious, picked up the rest of the barbecue, set up the hot wheels and wanted to run.
The fat man said unhurriedly: "Come back, do you want to eat barbecue in the future?"
After Nezha heard this, he could only sit down obediently, picked up the meat in his hand and gnawed it violently. After a meal of tea, a whole flying leopard was eaten by the fat man and Nezha.
The fat man took a skewer of grilled fish, lay on the ground and said leisurely: "I didn't expect the meat of this flying leopard to be so delicious, and the fish in my hand tastes good." ”
Nezha touched his slightly bulging lower abdomen and said with emotion: "Yes, it's the first time I've eaten such a delicious thing, and I feel that I have lived in vain for so many years." ”
"Cut, what's this. If you help me make a barbecue grill and get some oil, salt, cumin, pepper and other seasonings, the meat I grill can be several times better than the current one. ”
When Nezha heard this, he immediately came to his senses and hurriedly asked about the specific details. The fat man didn't hide his secrets, told them one by one, and even asked Nezha to prepare the equipment and condiments for the hot pot.
The two of them muttered in the cave for a long time before they cleaned up and went back to their respective nests.
The fat man returned to the dormitory, sat down cross-legged and started the Vajra Trick, and found that the yellow heat flow in his body was a little bigger than before.
"I didn't expect that eating barbecue can also increase mana, which is worth half a month of hard work. ”
After speaking, he held back his excitement and cultivated again. After another half a month, another transmission note appeared in front of the fat man.
The fat man was slightly happy, and thought: I guess Nezha won't be able to endure it long before he comes to me, and that's true. Hopefully, he'll be able to get the materials ready this time.
The fat man walked out of the barracks with the Tiger Order and came to the cave again. I saw that Nezha was already waiting here, and there was still the corpse of a fairy beast, a pile of sacred trees, a few iron shelves, and some bottles and jars in the cave.
The fat man stepped forward to inspect it, praised it loudly, and then instigated Nezha to steal some wine. Nezha hesitated for a moment and flew out of the cave.
After the fat man cleaned up the fairy beast, he cut them into pieces and skewered them. Although this is a lot of trouble, it is much better than roasting whole, and at least it will not eat blood-streaked meat.
After a while, Nezha came in in a panic, took out a wine jug from his arms, handed it to the fat man, and said, "Here! This is the Qiong Jelly Jade Dew Wine, which was given to Li Jing by the Jade Emperor." There are only more than ten pots in my house, and Li Jing is usually reluctant to drink them. ”
The fat man was overjoyed, and hurriedly took a sip, only to feel that the wine was full of aroma and aftertaste. After taking a sip, I felt that the pores of the whole person were opened, and there was a feeling of floating in the clouds, and the red, orange, and yellow heat flow in the body was a little faster than usual, and the fat man couldn't help but shout: "Cool!
"Of course, this wine has a winning effect. A mortal can be cured of disease by eating one drop, ten drops of food can give birth to white bones, and a hundred drops of food can be used to prolong his life. Even if we immortals drink it, they can increase their mana. ”
The fat man gave Nezha a thumbs up, and then concentrated on the barbecue. After a while, the meat is cooked. Nezha learned the lesson of the last time, grabbed the hot barbecue and ate it. After the barbecue was sprinkled with condiments, the taste rose several notches, and Nezha almost swallowed his tongue in his stomach.
The fat man laughed when he saw it, and drank the fairy wine and grabbed it.
Since then, the two have often gotten together and hooked up. Since the fat man ate the Heavenly Realm Immortal Beast and drank the Immortal Wine, his mana has increased greatly, and he has become more attentive to Nezha. What barbecue, hot pot, incense pot and the like, change the tricks. Where can Nezha withstand so many delicious **, following the fat man every day, he still becomes the fat man's little heel.
As a foodie, the fat man knows a lot of delicious food, what dragon heart and phoenix liver, eight treasures and jade food, etc. Although the materials are difficult to find, Nezha is originally a bold person, and he can still find them one by one. This can cause the wild immortal beasts in the heavenly realm to suffer from the seedlings, and their numbers will drop sharply. Finally, the fairy beasts discovered the abnormality, and they hid in the cave during the day, closing the ban and not going out again.
Nezha searched everywhere, but he didn't even see a single flying insect, bird or beast. Nezha couldn't help but be extremely frustrated.
"The fat man told me that the grilled steak was delicious, but I couldn't find a single bug, let alone a cow. By the way, Taishang Laojun has a green cow, it's better to "
When Nezha thought of this, he was taken aback by his own thoughts. However, thinking about it again, Taishang Laojun often alchemizes, and is usually just a child taking care of this green cow. Although this green bull also has some Taoism, the last time I fought with it, it accidentally took the magic weapon. But since the last time it ran away to stop Tang Seng Xitian from learning scriptures, Taishang Laojun put Vajra on its nostrils to prevent it from escaping. As long as you hold the vajra in your hand, the skills of the green cow will not be used, and you can only obediently obey. The more Nezha thought about it, the more he felt that this matter was reliable, so he gritted his teeth and turned around and flew towards Taishang Laojun's mansion.
When the fat man was cultivating the Vajra Not Bad Technique, the transmission note appeared in front of the fat man again. After grabbing it and sticking it to the door of his head, Nezha's anxious voice came from inside.
"Fatty, come on!
When the fat man heard this, he thought about it: This Nezha got some amazing materials, why is he so excited. Anyway, let's go check it out first.
When the fat man came to the cave, he saw Nezha walking back and forth with a green ox nervously.
"Where did the cow come from, did I say that the steak is delicious, you specially prepared it. Not bad, not bad. However, you find that this cow is really strong enough, you see that the big horn in the center of the forehead is more than a meter long, and the cold light flashes on it, and it can be used as a gun when cut down. ”
After speaking, the fat man wanted to step forward and touch the horns of the green cow. However, before the fat man could come to him, the green cow made a "moo" sound and pushed towards the fat man.
Its speed is as fast as lightning, and its momentum is as fierce as a tiger descending a mountain. When the fat man saw the green ox coming over with a cold horn, he was so frightened that he retreated again and again. Seeing that the horns of the ox were about to pierce the fat man, the green bull suddenly snorted, tilted his head to the side and stopped. But it was caused by Nezha pulling the cow rope from the side, and the fat man at this time was also so frightened that he sat on the ground.
The fat man touched the cold sweat on his head, and there were still palpitations in his heart. Looking at the power of this big horn, with the current half-hung level of King Kong is not bad, it will definitely not be able to prevent it. At that time, it will really become "cold and happy".
As soon as the fat man looked up, he saw two fist-sized red copper bell-sized bull's eyes staring at him, which frightened the fat man's heart. But the fat man didn't want to show weakness, and glared back. Just when a person and a cow stared at each other, the green cow coldly squirted a stream of liquid from his nostrils. The fat man didn't check for a while, and he was immediately sprayed in the face.
The fat man touched his face with his hand, and found that his hand was sticky and slippery, and he didn't know if it was saliva or snot. The fat man was immediately furious and jumped up from the ground.
"I'm so arrogant, I really don't know how the word 'death' is written! Look at my 'Ku Ding Jie Niu Dafa'. ”
After speaking, he took out a broken sword from the storage bag and continuously slashed at Qingniu's whole body. Bursts of sparks suddenly appeared on the green cow's body, and the clanging sound became one. Looking at the leisurely appearance of the green cow, the fat man was furious, jumped high, raised the broken sword and slashed towards the green cow.
Hearing only the sound of "bang", the broken sword broke again, and the green bull was still unscathed.
The fat man looked at the hilt of the sword in his hand and asked curiously, "Nezha, where did you get the cow, the skin is too strong." You see, all that is left of the weapons issued in the army is a sword hilt. ”
"Leave it alone where I got the cow, now I just want to know if you can get it. If that doesn't work, let's put it back. ”
"Take my one-horned king captive, toss it, and want to let me go like this, how can it be so easy. Qingniu suddenly spoke.
"What else do you want. Now that you are in my hands, be careful that I kill you. Nezha said angrily.
Qingniu glanced at Nezha and said disdainfully: "It's up to you?" If you have the ability, you take off the vajra from my nostrils, and we will compare again. ”
Nezha wanted to take off the nose ring of the green cow when he heard it, but when the fat man saw it, he hurriedly grabbed him.
"Beware of it. This cow is so arrogant, watch me clean it up. ”
After speaking, the fat man took out the ruler from his waist, shook it and became bigger, and said to the green cow: "You bull head, don't be arrogant." Do you know how mortals kill oxen? Even if you hit the head of an ox with a sledgehammer, even if you hit it with a hammer, even the strongest ox will fall down and be slaughtered obediently. Although your rough skin and thick flesh are difficult to hurt the fairy sword, the ruler in my hand is a heavenly divine iron, weighing 15,000 catties, and it is not bad to think about. I don't know, you can withstand a few hits. ”
When Qingniu heard this, a nervous look finally appeared in his eyes. Seeing the fat man approaching, the green cow became violently struggling.