"My lord, this is what a villain should be" The old man Ji, who was full of **, said with an obscene face.

"Hehe, then I have to reward you well!

Ling Hu Chong smiled, and the "chicken cutting knife" in his hand swung above the "ghost fire", and the fireball fell, and then he volleyed and kicked the fireball into the crotch of the old man Ji who was sitting on the ground.

"Ahh

"Don't move! If you dare to move, I'll take you back to the underworld right now!" Ling Hu Chong threatened with the "chicken cutting knife" in his hand.

In this way, the old man Ji, who was greedy for life and afraid of death, really didn't dare to move, his mouth screamed endlessly, accompanied by the sound of "snort", and the smell of barbecue slowly spread.

Linghu Chong saw that the burn was almost done, so he ordered the landing monkey: "Xiaobai, go, help Mr. Ji put out the fire!"

"Yes!" The land monkey held back a smile and ran to the old man Ji, first admiring the scene of the "flame roast chicken", and then kicked the former crotch with a wicked smile on his face, and for a while, the screams were endless

"Ahh

"Report to the Black Boss, it's gone!" The land monkey said a word and withdrew.

Ling Hu Chong's tone was full of "sympathy" and said: "Oh, Mr. Ji, it's all burnt, tsk, it's probably scrapped, right?"

Saying that, Ling Hu Chong threw the "chicken cutting knife" in his hand into the house, and he didn't know where he nailed it, "Alas, the matter has come to this, it's better for me to be a ghost with a knife, it's already cooked, let's cut it!"

Old man Ji said with grief and indignation: "Woo woo no, although it is a little brittle, it is better than nothing!"

"Then it's up to you, Xiaobai, let's go back, otherwise the boss of Hades will blame us!"

"Yes!

In this way, Ling Hu Chong and Lu Monkey, the two best obscene goods, swaggered away, and only the dark room was full of **, and the "roast chicken old" who kept cursing in his mouth was left

"Hahahahaha

"It's also a chicken knife! This name can only be thought of by senior brother!"

"How's it going? I smell mush, do you see anything?"

"Hahaha, what do you see?

Not far from Old Man Ji's residence, Ling Hu Chong and Lu Monkey, two obscene guys, were talking about their "great achievements" in a heated manner, and Yue Lingshan on the side was confused, but he didn't know what they were talking about.

"Hey, Senior Brother, what are you talking about roast chicken, is it delicious?" Yue Lingshan asked with an innocent expression.

"No, you can't eat it! it's poisonous," Ling Hu Chong hurriedly said.

"Yes, yes, and it's mush," the land monkey followed.

After all, there are some things that can't be said casually in front of girls

"Look, there's a lantern!" Yue Lingshan muttered, and suddenly pointed ahead.

Ling Hu Chong and Lu Monkey turned their heads, and sure enough, they saw an old woman carrying a lantern, who should be the heroine of the family, and the wife of Old Man Ji - "Tofu Shih" came back.

"Senior brother, should we go over and have a look?" said the land monkey obscenely.

"Hey, hey, I'll see it!" Ling Hu Chong's expression also looked a little obscene in the moonlight.

"Senior brother~" Yue Lingshan called softly.

A big drop of cold sweat instantly dripped from the back of Ling Hu Chong's head, just now in order to avoid the plot that is inappropriate for girls, he specially arranged for the little junior sister to hide here to manipulate the "ghost fire", if you go now, it is not only the plot that is inappropriate for girls, I am afraid that the inappropriate pictures for children will come out for a while!

After thinking about it for a while, Ling Hu Chong said: "It's okay to take you there, but you have to listen to Senior Brother for a while, in order to avoid being discovered, we all keep some distance from that house, you know?"

The land monkey and Yue Lingshan should be at the same time.

In this way, the three little guys tiptoed to the sign of "Ji" again, at this time, the old woman also pushed the door in, and after a while, she turned on the light, and as expected by Ling Hu Chong, there was a scream in the room.

"Ahh

"Ouch wife, I didn't wow!" Old Man Ji excused himself while moaning in pain.

"No, why didn't you strip naked and lay on the ground? Okay, you, you died in two or three strokes when you did it with my mother, why were you so excited when you stole a, and you got it from your bed to the ground!"

"Wife, I, my sincerity to you can be seen by the sun and the moon, and the world can be expressed!"

"I'm still wronged, I'm wronged by your mother's big-headed ghost!"

"It's true! Wife, just now two hateful ghosts came up to me and wanted to click me, and then take me to the underworld to do something for the king of Hades, if it weren't for my life, I would never see you again!

"Do you think the old lady is a three-year-old child? I can't tell you if I lie, eat, go to you! Return the king of Hades? The old lady will return the Jade Emperor!"

"Wife, it's true, look here, he and they scorched me here with ghost fire!"

"I think you're too excited, grinding, aren't you?"

"No!"

"Don't talk nonsense to the old lady, the old lady will do you now!"

"Oh, no, no!"

After a while, there was a scream mixed with a moaning sound in the room, which made Hu Chong and the land monkey full of black lines, all burned like that, and they could still do it

"Ah, Senior Brother Lu, Little Senior Sister, it's already so late, let's go back to Huashan first! About the two best action dramas in the room, Hu Chong really can't bear to watch, plus the little junior sister is still here, you can't take the underage girl badly, right!

"Senior brother, if we were to investigate, we would have finished it a long time ago, it has been several hours now, and we are about to fight!"

"Aren't we going to leave then?"

Saying that, no matter what the reaction of the two little guys was, Ling Hu Chong dragged them away one by one

Huashan, the gate

"Senior brother, we're finally back!"

"Yes, big brother, have a great time!"

"Shhhh

"Oh!"

"Ahem, are the three of you talking about teaching me?"

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