Chapter Seventy-Four: The Visitors of "Hell" and the "Chicken Knife"
Her exclamation immediately attracted the attention of the land monkey, and he ripped off the torn pants on his head, scratched his head, and said, "Senior brother, although my outfit is a little unsightly, it won't make you disgusting to this extent, right?"
Hearing this, Ling Hu Chong, who was originally in a calmer mood, suddenly felt the urge to gag again.
"Throw away your disgusting thing!" Ling Hu Chong said almost snarling. Now his heart can't stand any stimulation.
"Hey, got it. The land monkey threw the tattered pants in his hand, scratched his head and smiled.
"Senior brother, you said let's postpone our action, so when will we act again?" Yue Lingshan asked with a puff of air.
"I've changed my mind, now, act now!" Ling Hu Chong said loudly, tying the black cloth to his face.
"Okay!" Yue Linshan and the land monkey nodded at the same time.
"Bring all the props, I'll lead the way, you follow me!" Ling Hu Chong said and took the lead and ran forward.
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After an hour or so, Ling Hu Chong groped for a while according to the old woman's description, and then saw a big stride banner signboard with the word "Ji".
"Stop, we're here!"
Ling Hu Chong waved his hand, Yue Lingshan and the land monkey couldn't restrain their feet, and they stumbled and almost fell.
"Wow! The signboard is so high, are you afraid that others will not recognize him?" the land monkey looked up at the big banner with the name "Ji" fluttering in the wind, pouted and muttered.
At this time, the sun has completely sunk into the West Mountain, the sky has gradually darkened, and a crescent moon is gradually revealed, faintly releasing a pale silver luster.
The three of them crept to the front of the room, and through the gaps in the wall and the windows overhead, they could see the obscene old man Ji sipping unknown tea.
"Ahh
Old man Ji sighed and complained while sipping tea with his old eyes slightly closed.
"Don't worry, old man, the ghost will come to you soon!" the corners of Ling Hu Chong's mouth slowly revealed a cold and evil smile.
"Are you all ready?" Linghu Chong said in a low voice.
Yue Lingshan and the land monkey nodded in unison.
"Very good, let's start as planned!"
"Once impermanence arrives~ Fang knows that the person in the dream ~ can't take it with him in any way~ only evil is with him!~~"
Two black shadows appeared at the window, Old Man Ji was so frightened that he trembled, and the teacup he was holding in his hand also "snapped" and shattered, and the original comfortable mood was swept away.
"You, who are you?" said Old Man Ji in a trembling voice.
"I'm not human~"
"Old man, I am black and impermanent, I will tell you a good news, the boss of Hades is surprised to see your bones, and intends to let us take you to be his old man's boy Tong Lao~"
Old man Ji said in a trembling voice: "Who are you pretending to be gods and ghosts? Scientifically speaking, ghosts and gods are things that do not exist! You and you can only deceive those ignorant fools with these tricks!"
"Oh, is it? Xiaobai, bring us the chicken cutter from the underworld!"
"Yes!" In the moonlight, a figure with a white rag on his head poked his head out, holding a bloody knife in his hand, and the blood dripping in the moonlight looked extremely terrifying
"Eh, boy, didn't I tell you to throw away those torn pants? Why are you putting them on your head again?" "Black impermanence" whispered in Xiaobai's ear.
"Hehe, senior brother, I won't be able to find the white material for a while, so I'll pick it up again" Xiaobai also replied in a low voice.
It turned out that the two so-called "black and white impermanences" of black and white were played by two lewd guys, Ling Hu Chong and Lu Monkey.
"Hey, is the little junior sister getting low?"
"She's not going to mess it up, is she?"
"Whew~~"
"Okay! Little Sister's code! Everything is ready!"
"What are you muttering about? Why, I told you right! There are no ghosts and gods in this world at all, if you don't leave, don't blame the old man for being unkind to you!" Old man Ji said sharply, and the cold sweat on his forehead was dense, but unfortunately no one could see it in such a dim environment.
"Hehe!" "Hey, it's impermanent! No, it should be Ling Hu Chong sneered, and said in a ghostly voice: "Where is the hellfire? Come out quickly!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a flame floated from the night sky, like a bright flower in full bloom! Ling Hu Chong stretched out his hand and grabbed it, and the flame actually floated on his palm! It was so strange in this terrifying night! But if you have good eyesight during the day, you should be able to see that there is something like a steel wire hanging on top of the flame, of course, no one can find it in this dark night
"Ghost fire! It's ghost fire!" This scene had a strong impact on Old Man Ji's cognition, and at the same time, he was also frightened, at this moment he had completely believed in the fallacy of ghosts and gods!
Linghu Chong scalded the "chicken cutting knife" on the flame, and then blew on it, emitting a large amount of white smoke.
"Old man, are you ready? Hades needs you!" Ling Hu Chong said with a treacherous face.
After saying that, he jumped in through the window, holding the reddish and hot "chicken knife" in his hand, and the two slowly approached
"Wait, wait, don't do that!" Old man Ji was so frightened that he took a few steps back one after another, and said with a cower.
"Hehe, rest assured, it's very fast, in an instant, just two knives, cut the bottom first and then cut the top" said, Ling Hu Chong stripped all the clothes on Old Man Ji's body with three strokes and five divisions, and there was not even a small pair of pants left!
"Please, I beg you! Don't be a ghost, uncle, don't! As long as you don't cut me, you can let me do anything! I'm willing to be a cow and a horse for you."
"Ahem, do you know why I'm looking for you? Because the Yang Qi on Huashan is too strong, the boss of Hades happened to find your bones when he went to look for candidates at night, and he heard that your ventriloquist is good, and you can say that black can be said to be white, and white can be said to be black, so this task really belongs to you!"
"Is there no other way?" said Old Man Ji with a sluggish expression, almost despairing.
"It's not really that there is no way, as long as you kowtow to the uncle three times, and then promise never to step into Huashan half a step, in this way, as time goes by, I think the boss of Hades will forget about you, and then he will return to the place where Huashan has a strong yang energy, and then go to find a new boy"
Hearing this, Old Man Ji hurriedly knocked his head like a rattle and said: "I promise you, I promise you, I will never go to Huashan in my life, I will never go to Huashan again in my life, please let me go, let me go!"
"Well, seeing that you are full of sincerity, I will let you go this time, and I can also promise you that as long as you never set foot in Huashan in the future, no one from the underworld will come to you again!" Ling Hu Chong smiled with satisfaction and said. Then he turned around and walked away.
"Great!" Old Man Ji hurriedly shouted.
"What's the matter? Have you changed your mind and want to go down with me?"
"No, no, my lord, since Lord Hades is going to Huashan, the villain recommends a kid named Ling Hu Chong to you, I think that kid will definitely satisfy Lord Hades."
"So, I really want to thank you!" They had already walked outside the door, and Ling Hu Chong's footsteps paused, and the corners of his mouth slowly revealed a cold arc.
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