Li Yuanyi's eyes widened, looking at Xiao Wan in disbelief, and Internet memes such as "women's clothing boss" and "taking it out bigger than me" flashed in his mind.

He couldn't have imagined that when he sat in front of the computer screen and watched these stalks, he didn't expect that one day this kind of thing would happen to him.

This...... It's simply unacceptable!

Finding that Li Yuanyi's face was not very good-looking, Xiao Wan stepped forward half a step forward and said with concern: "Yuanyi, what's wrong with you......?

"Get out, you get out of here, get out!" Looking at Xiao Wan's outstretched hands, Li Yuanyi shouted in horror.

Then he took more than ten steps back in horror, looked Xiao Wan up and down, and finally stared at Xiao Wan's hip skirt.

Thinking that there might be something indescribable hidden in this skirt, and remembering that he had hugged a man just now, Li Yuanyi's stomach suddenly churned, with a look of disgust and panic, and retched twice from time to time.

"What are you doing? Why didn't you say it earlier? Why did you hide it from me? Don't you think you're really too much like this?" Li Yuanyi roared aggrievedly.

"You said you didn't mind, I rejected you at first, this is what you have to come up with, what did I lie to you?"

kept saying that he didn't dislike it, and kept saying that he swore an alliance, Xiao Wan thought that love was knocking on the door, but who knew that it was in the name of love to attack the city gate.

Within a day, he was hit hard by a scumbag system and a scumbag, and the core of Xiaowan's system was hot and cold, the program was disordered, and his brain was a mess.

If there is an idiom to describe it, it is "overwhelmed".

"What are you lying to me? You are lying to my feelings!"

Xiao Wan felt that his heart had suffered a critical blow, and Li Yuanyi also felt that his heart had suffered a critical blow.

Two lines of tears flowed from the corners of his eyes, squatted on the ground and hugged himself, and said aggrievedly: "I haven't had a girlfriend yet, I thought I was going to get off the list today, but I didn't expect to find a fake." ”

The more he talked, the more angry he became, the more angry he became, and the more he couldn't help but think about it, and now that he remembered the disgusting actions he had done before, he just wanted to reward himself with a few delicious big mouths to taste.

As for why it is thought and not done.

Don't ask, if you ask, you're afraid of pain.

Seeing Li Yuanyi crying like a child of one hundred and twenty pounds, Xiao Wan was a little soft-hearted.

It's also to blame that she didn't make it clear in advance.

Moreover, when he was lying in Li Yuanyi's arms just now, the feeling was really comfortable and charming, so that the system couldn't help but be intoxicated.

After collecting the grievances in his heart, Xiao Wan was ready to reason with Li Yuanyi to see if he could keep the licking dog.

She said: "Li Yuanyi, I didn't make it clear to you before, this is to blame me, it's my fault." But you're still sticking to your face even though I've already rejected you explicitly, so you're also wrong about that. ”

"Why don't we each take a step back and be considerate of each other, I forgive you for your duplicity, and you forgive me for hiding something from yours, and let's work together to explore the world and find my missing system accessories, so that in the end I can completely complete the gender transition you want." ”

Zhen Hao: Yes, the two of you work hard together, and after going through many hardships and difficulties, and finally completing the gender transition, you will be forcibly dragged home by my black-hearted system to be the second aunt, leaving a lonely licking dog to survive in the world.

Regarding Zhen Hao's complaints, Li Yuanyi naturally didn't know.

But to be honest, after listening to Xiao Wan's description, he looked at her convex figure, and then at her big "M", and he already had a little intention in his heart.

There's just a little bit of concern to be attached to it.

"Well, it's okay to retrieve the system accessories, but you have to give an approximate time, right? How long will it take to completely complete the heart conversion?" Li Yuanyi said.

"Uh...... Approximately, probably, should, maybe a few ...... A few months. ”

Xiao Wan's heart is weak, everyone present can hear it without closing their eyes and looking at it, Li Yuanyi will naturally not be fooled like this.

He said impatiently: "Your weak heart is more empty than my mother's steamed buns." Who are you fooling in a few months? Honestly, how long will it take!"

"Probably...... It's probably going to take a few years......"

Li Yuanyi's eyes widened in astonishment, and he looked at Xiao Wan in disbelief.

He was not shocked by a few years, but shocked by a few years, Xiao Wan said that he was still so weak-hearted.

It's obviously much more than that.

"I'll ask you one last time, how long will it take!" Li Yuanyi gritted his teeth.

Xiao Wan: (╯▔Dish▔)╯

Asked once or twice, the attitude was worse and worse each time, and Xiao Wan, who was used to licking the dog before, felt a little unhappy in his heart.

"What kind of attitude do you have? Do you just talk to me like this? Don't you just want to know the time? I will tell you clearly today, I don't know the time, it may be a few months, it may be hundreds of years!" Xiao Wan crossed his hands on his hips, and his heart dissipated.

ps: Hmph, what's wrong with girls making some mistakes, you have to use such an attitude towards others!

"Hundreds of years, bye-bye, you can play slowly here, I won't waste time with you here!" Li Yuanyi didn't give an inch, and said firmly.

There are thousands of goddesses in the world, waiting to be licked by him, and giving up thousands of goddesses for a goddess, really when he has a bubble in his brain?

Fighting for a woman for hundreds of years, that's the business of other people's infatuated men, he is licking dogs, so he doesn't participate in this kind of thing.

And, more importantly, what are you a big beep sister doing here? You're not even a goddess, and you want me to give up the whole forest for you?

Phew!

Speaking of goddesses, Li Yuanyi suddenly missed the real goddess in his circle of prestige friends.

He only found out now, just because of this broken system, he hasn't gone to the goddess's circle of friends to like and leave a message for twelve hours.

Will the goddesses miss him, will they worry about my safety because he hasn't liked me for twelve hours? Will they send me a message?

The more I thought about it, the more anxious I became, Li Yuanyi just wanted to go back quickly!

The world is big, the goddess is the biggest, what system pseudo-Niang is all out of the way, climb for the master!

With this in mind, he pulled open the system panel and wanted to click to exit the game.

Point, point, point, point into a phantom, but there is still no reaction, he still stays in this dilapidated system space.

"Don't order it, it's useless, you owe me so many Ten Thousand Realm Coins, it's not over, don't even think about going out in your life. Xiao Wan clasped his hands to his chest and said lightly.

Seeing the true face of the scumbag, she has completely lost her heart to the big pigs' trotters.

Phew!

After Xiao Wan's kind suggestion, Li Yuanyi remembered that he owed the system more than 50 million world coins.

And, thinking about it now, it seemed as if when he was unconscious, he faintly heard the system chime playing in her ear.

The bad feeling in his heart swelled as he pulled out the system panel and looked at his balance.

dense, a series of numbers dazzled Li Yuanyi.

He stretched out his hand and counted the balance on the system panel, counting word by word: "One, ten, hundred, thousand, thousand, thousand, one hundred thousand, million, ten million...... 100 million!"

With the last scream of the entire mall, Li Yuanyi couldn't accept this reality, his blood surged, his throat was sweet, and a mouthful of old blood spurted out of Zhang Xu Yuan, and then his eyes rolled and he fell straight to the ground, unconscious.

One leg twitched from time to time, stubbornly proving that he was still alive.

After that, it was a lot easier.

Completely ruthless Xiao Wan, a man = big pig's trotters, kicked over the host Li Yuanyi, and became the master of his own house.

As for Li Yuanyi, the original shopkeeper on the surface, he has fallen to the point of becoming a shopkeeper, and he purely relies on part-time work to pay off his debts.

However, with a debt of more than 100 million coins, in the face of the monthly salary of 5,000 yuan given to him by Xiao Wan, in addition to eating, drinking, peeing, and daily cultivation consumption, he will wait for the day when he pays off the debt of 100 million......

It's likely that he won't be able to pay it off in his life.

Li Yuanyi also understood this after waking up.

So after careful consideration, he decided to incarnate as an infatuated man, and worked together with his pseudo-mother system for hundreds of years, looking for accessories, and finally hugged the goddess.

It's impossible to work part-time, it's impossible to work in this life.

It's a pity that the current Xiao Wan is no longer the Xiao Wan at that time.

Facing Li Yuanyi, who came up again with her face, she slapped it on the wall, and she couldn't buckle it.

flew out with Li Yuanyi, as well as the pill that Li Yuanyi bought for her just now.

It's just that under Xiao Wan's clenched little fist, these three flavor pills have been forcibly combined into one, and I don't know if they can be used or not.

"What's that, Xiao Wanna, you can help me see if there is a handsome guy named "Zhen Hao" in your employee's hometown. Zhen Hao sat on the Taishi chair and shouted at Xiao Wan.

In a modern city, Zhen Hao has to take a look, if he is lucky enough to explode, maybe it will be his hometown.

It's a pity that the final result was unsatisfactory, Xiao Wan squinted and scanned around, and didn't find any beautiful boy named Zhen Hao...... Neither did the decrepit boy.

As expected, Zhen Hao was still a little disappointed, and his good mood after watching a good show was gone.

Waving his hand, Zhen Hao was about to wave goodbye to everyone, when he thought of something, his subordinates made a move, and turned his head to look at Xiao Wan: "Are you, after the system is repaired, you can travel through all the real worlds at will?"

"Not only the real world, but also the unreal and fabricated world, I can also travel at will. ”

"That big blue cat cartoon can also be worn?"

"Yes. ”

The feeling of loss dissipated in an instant, and Zhen Hao looked at this incomplete transformation at this time, as if he was looking at a piece of imperial green jade, and his eyes lit up.

"System system! You ignore me, but this Xiao Wan is a talent! You quickly find a way to put a ring on her, don't let us go on the front foot, she will slip on the back foot!" Zhen Hao shouted in his mind.

This time, the system may also feel that there is nothing wrong with what Zhen Hao said, although he didn't pay attention to Zhen Hao, but he still shot a golden light from Zhen Hao's head and wrapped it around Xiao Wan's neck.

When Xiao Wan saw this scene, the color in her eyes disappeared, and she was replaced by despair, and she was completely trapped.

The golden light dissipated, revealing a black ferrule firmly around Xiao Wan's neck.

Zhen Hao nodded in satisfaction, and then spread out his destitute palms at her.

Xiao Wan was full of question marks, and he shook his head in amazement, indicating that he couldn't understand it.

Zhen Hao shook his palms and said angrily: "Token, also give me a token to enter and exit at will!"

Xiao Wan was stunned, and quickly took out a token and sent away this plague god.

The boss who suppressed the top rank left, and Baguio and his party approached Li Yuanyi, who played them around, with an unkind face.

Punches and kicks greeted him in the face, and he cried and shouted at his mother.

In the end, it was not until Li Yuanyi took the initiative to agree to bear their losses and promised to hand over all the first two months' wages to them, that he took all his life.

As for Xiao Wan, she ignored it from beginning to end.

Outside, in the corridor of the dilapidated tube building, Zhen Hao and Ip Man just came out, and Ip Man was bumped into his arms by an aunt holding a laundry tub.

"Hey, hey, Master Ye, why did you come out all of a sudden, I just finished collecting my clothes when it got dark, and I didn't see you, look at this ......"

"It's okay, it's okay, while there's still a little light, Aunt Chen, go back quickly." ”

"Are you really okay? I'm ...... Gone?"

Ye Man didn't speak, smiled and waved his hand, and watched the laundry worker Aunt Chen go downstairs.

At this moment, the door of Ip Man's hut opened, and his little boy son ran out, saw Ip Man and Zhen Hao, and said with a look of surprise: "Baba, Uncle Zhen Hao, my mother asked me to call you to eat!"

Ye Man answered, and Zhen Hao smiled fatherly, touched the little boy's head, and made him a chicken nest head.

The little kid pouted dissatisfied, but his little arms couldn't twist his thighs, so he could only wait for Zhen Hao to rub his happiness before reaching out to brush his hairstyle.

Before the little hand fell on his head, he saw the small money shining silver in the sunset, his eyes instantly straightened, and he withdrew his little hand to arrange his hairstyle.

He is not very old and will come to things, and he will definitely be better than his father when he grows up.

Zhen Hao nodded with satisfaction, and handed the silver dollar in his hand to the little kid who was staring at it.

The little kid hurriedly stretched out his hand to take it, and showed a smile that was happier than seeing his own father, and said sweetly: "Thank you, Uncle Zhen Hao!"

"Hmm, you still call it uncle, call it dad!"

Ip Man: "......"

At the dinner table, there are all kinds of chicken, duck and fish, and since yesterday he drank the egg drop soup made by Stephen Zhou himself, Zhang Yongcheng is radiant and radiant.

Since she was pregnant, she had not been moisturized for months, and her skin was wrinkled, dry and dry.

After all, if you want crops to grow well, arable land is naturally indispensable.

But fortunately, because of Zhen Hao's help, she made up all the nutrients for several months last night, and now her state can be described in four words, that is, fluttering fairy, just like that little fairy.

At the same time, Zhen Hao also carefully found that this little kid didn't cry today, and he no longer kept secretly staring at the little jade rabbit as usual.

thought that every time Zhen Hao gave him a dollar, he would be "accidentally" discovered by Zhang Yongcheng when he turned around, and then "forced" to hand it in.

Whether he really didn't want to or not, he had to howl twice after every turn in anyway.

But he didn't howl today, so there is only one possibility, Zhen Hao just gave him a dollar, and he didn't hand it over!

Usually a sensible child suddenly doesn't want to be sensible today, and he has no illusions about young children in Xiaoyutu, so why is it?

Zhen Hao scratched his head, a little confused.