Zhen Hao thought about it, and the doorbell of Ip Man's hut suddenly rang.

Without waiting for Ip Man to get up, the little kid jumped down from the chair directly, stepped forward and opened the door with an excited face, and then brought in a little girl who was about the same as him and estimated to be in her teens.

When the little girl entered the door, she was startled to see so many people sitting in the room.

When she came back to her senses, she called uncles and aunts one by one with a red face, don't want her little mouth to be sweet.

But after he saw the little jade rabbit who was more pink than her, his face instantly stiffened for a moment.

Then he immediately returned to normal, and called Auntie hello to Little Jade Rabbit sweetly.

At a young age, he knows how to use the age offensive, the corners of Zhen Hao's mouth rose, and he felt that this little girl was a little interesting.

As for Zhang Yongcheng and Ip Man, they didn't think much about it, especially Zhang Yongcheng, raising a son is enough, and she has always hoped that her child is a daughter.

So when she saw this little girl, she liked it very much, and hurriedly beckoned her to her side.

She said in an extremely gentle tone that made Ye Zhun wonder if he was his own: "Little girl, what's your name." ”

"Hello sister, my name is Bai Jinneodymium, I am Ye Zhun's classmate, I made an appointment with him, and I will go out to play in a while. "Platinum neodymium is brittle.

"Platinum neodymium is good, platinum neodymium...... White...... That's a good name!"

Zhang Yongcheng always felt that something seemed to be wrong there, but he couldn't say it, so he could only say perfunctory, and then politely invited Bai Jinneodym to eat more.

Platinum neodymium was about to say that he had eaten it.

Then she caught a glimpse of the big fish and meat on the table, and the words she said instantly became "Okay".

Good guy, Zhen Hao can understand now.

It turned out that Ye Zhun, the little kid, felt that the little jade rabbit was hopeless, and changed to a relatively simple goal.

And seeing the way he was secretly touching his small pocket while struggling to pick up rice in his mouth, Zhen Hao also understood the use of him for swallowing a dollar.

Obviously, he wanted to go out for a walk with his new goal, and by the way, show his strong financial ability.

When Bao Buqi went to school today, he had already boasted about Haikou, saying that I would buy you something or something.

As for how I know.

Don't ask, if you really want to know, just read the book ——— "The Cow I Bagged When I Was a Child", I believe you will definitely gain something.

The godson has a future, and he learned to make a girl at a young age, Zhen Hao touched his chin and thought about it, he felt that he should give some support as a godfather.

Thinking like this, Zhen Hao touched it in his pocket, took out a piece of silver light, and handed it to Ye Zhun who looked confused.

Zhen Hao smiled and said: "Xiao Zhun, you must be generous when you take your female classmates out to play, the dollar you were given before is definitely not enough, so let's do it, I will sponsor you with another dollar, you must have fun!"

got another dollar, but Ye Zhun didn't seem to be happy at all, he took it tremblingly, he didn't even dare to put it in his pocket, and looked at Zhang Yongcheng timidly.

However, Zhang Yongcheng looked like "I didn't hear anything", smiling, and gave the thief a happy platinum neodymium dish, without even looking at the little kid.

The little kid couldn't make up his mind, and reason told him that he should take the initiative to hand it over to his superiors.

But he looked at the pink and tender platinum neodymium again, and his face was like a heavy hydraulic press, suppressing his reason to death.

In the end, he decided to put both the dollars in his pocket.

After eating tremblingly, Ye Zhun jumped off the bench and repeatedly sent invitations to Bai Jinneodymium to go out to play.

After the sixth invitation, Bai Jinyi, who couldn't eat, finally responded to Ye Man, slowly slid off the stool, and followed Ye Zhun out of the house slowly.

At the same time, Zhang Yongcheng got up with a smile, took off the little boy's coat from the hanger on the side, and said with a smile: "Look at this child, it's cold at night, and he doesn't know how to wear more clothes when he goes out to play, so I have to let my old lady remind him!"

With that, she walked out of the door quickly.

After that, there was a desperate cry in the hallway.

Less than two minutes later, Zhang Yongcheng came back with a warm smile on his face, and continued to eat and drink, as if the crying in the corridor had nothing to do with her.

"Hey, hey, why are you going, you wait for me, didn't we say we were going to play?"

"Oh, what are you still doing with me, you have no money, you can't afford to buy me sugar gourds and rag dolls, I want to go home!"

"Don't, although my money was taken away by my mother, but you also heard it just now, and she said that it was reserved for me to marry my daughter-in-law! As long as you promise to be my daughter-in-law, then the money is not yours? It didn't leave us!"

"This ...... Really?"

Listening to the sound of the group going away, Zhen Hao, who was drinking soup, almost didn't squirt out a mouthful of water, and his face was extremely weird.

He originally thought that this was the tragic experience of a little boy who was deceived of his feelings and money, and even he could already imagine the suspicious life appearance of being beaten by society when Ye Zhun was beaten back by the little girl after he had no money.

But who knows......

He actually witnessed the birth of a scumbag.

How can I say this, it is true that he has a lot of knowledge.

Soon, dinner was over, and everyone dispersed.

Niu Erhua kicked the little jade rabbit into her own room as usual, and then was about to go back to the house, but Zhen Hao took the little hand with a mysterious look and took it to the balcony.

"Brother Zhen Hao, what are you bringing me to this rooftop for?" Niu Erhua wondered.

Zhen Hao touched his chin and smiled weirdly: "It's nothing, it's just that it's not interesting to stay in the house at night, so I'm thinking about taking you to the rooftop and showing you a baby." ”

"Look...... Look baby?"

Niu Erhua's face became more and more red, and she said angrily: "What, Brother Zhen Hao, you are so bad, I don't want to stay on this rooftop with you, I want to go back, if you like the rooftop, you can have enough food and clothing here!"

After that, Niu Erhua turned her head and wanted to leave.

Zhen Hao hurriedly pulled it tightly into his arms, and said anxiously: "Don't go! you at least finish reading the big baby before leaving, I've been preparing for a long time!"

"Ah~!I don't look at it, I don't look at it! Big villain, big pervert, shameless!"

......

Ten minutes later, Zhen Hao sat on the stool with a black face, Niu Erhua on the side smiled embarrassedly, and gently rubbed the fatal part of Zhen Hao's waist.

In front of him, Xiao Wan, who stood oblivious to this, his eyes were hollow, and he had a black ring around his neck, and he had no hope for his future.

Niu Erhua blushed and said, "Brother Zhen Hao, dissipate your anger, don't blame me, it's what you said...... So obscene......"

"Huh?!"

"Look at my mouth, it's not Brother Zhen Hao, you're wrong, it's me who wants to be crooked, it's all my fault, please don't be angry~"

Sugar-coated shells + eastern and western hemisphere offensives, Zhen Hao fell instantly, and his heart was quickened.

He shuddered, from the soles of his feet to the Tianling Gai, and then collapsed in his chair, his eyes blurred.

Then he waved his hand at Xiao Wan weakly, signaling that he could start your performance.

Clearly getting the order to start, Xiao Wan nodded, and then felt out from the back of his ass...... Oversized fireworks barrels.

"Crackling~Boom~~tong~!"

Dazzling fireworks lit up most of the night sky and woke up countless people in their sleep.

They muttered about the birthday of Mrs. Kuo, which disturbed their dreams, and they looked unhappy.

But he still beckoned his mother-in-law to the bedside, and the husband and wife snuggled up to each other and enjoyed the warmth they hadn't felt for a long time.

The son, who was also awakened on the side, woke up, saw this warm atmosphere, and wanted to blend in, but was ruthlessly blasted away by his parents who had always loved them in the past.

Parents are true love, the son is just an accident, a daughter can make do with a team, how far the son rolls.

Note that the above remarks only represent married couples or members with girlfriends, and single dogs will only be woken up, turn over and cover their heads with a quilt to continue sleeping.

By the way, when they have a smartphone, they may also get up and take a picture with the caption "Wow, what beautiful fireworks, I like it so much", then throw down the phone and continue to lie down and sleep.

In fact, the endings are all about the same, there is no big difference.

On the rooftop, Niu Erhua also clapped her little hands happily, and kept shouting "Brother Zhen Hao, you are so amazing" and "This fireworks are so beautiful".

Xiao Wan: "???"

This is what I put it, I put it in! Does it have anything to do with your brother Zhen Hao? Can you open your eyes and see clearly?

I feel angry!

It's just that Xiao Wan is angry, but Zhen Hao is even angrier than her, especially seeing that Niu Erhua's bright big eyes are not a little obsessed, and his lungs are about to explode.

"Stop, stop, what are you putting here? I asked you to show me this?" Zhen Hao asked.

Xiao Wan looked confused: "Didn't you say that you set off fireworks?

Zhen Hao crossed his waist with one hand, looked up to the sky and patted his forehead: "The fireworks I'm talking about are not this fireworks, he is ......"

After thinking for a moment, Zhen Hao didn't know how to explain.

Scratching, he reached out and waved a flower hand, and then closed it on the side of his crotch, in order to make a realistic image, he also manipulated the true qi to make a little golden light effect in the palm of his hand.

Ignoring the confused Niu Erhua, Zhen Hao looked at Xiao Wandao: "Do you understand now?"

With such a vivid description, Xiao Wan naturally understands it in seconds, but ......

"Big brother, it's not that I don't want to help you set off this "fireworks", it's really that this special effect costs a lot of money, and I usually use it as a hole card, you see my ......" Xiao Wan hesitated, and didn't want to break the bank.

"Then you just don't want to let it go?"

Zhen Hao's face was extremely solemn, and he raised his hand to focus on Xiao Wan's heart: "Then I still want to watch this fireworks show today, you tell me again, do you want to let it go, or not?"

Niu Erhua: (▼Dish▼#)

"What do you want to see? Why don't you be embarrassed by other girls, you can make it clear to the concubine, and let the concubine be shown to the officials." ”

Behind him, Niu Erhua spoke softly on his face, but behind him was a murderous whisper that sounded in Zhen Hao's ears.

The heat that came out of her small mouth was obviously about thirty degrees, but it made Zhen Hao feel like falling into an ice cave, and the roots of her ears were almost frozen.

The fingers that pointed at Xiao Wan's heart were stiff, and the next moment they were suddenly withdrawn, Zhen Hao turned his head stiffly, and a smile appeared on his face.

"Erhua, you know, I'm not the kind of person you think, you listen to my explanation, Xiao Wan is actually ......"

"I know, I understand, man, who doesn't want to find a pretty little secretary, I don't blame you. ”

"Really...... I don't, I don't have Sister Erhua, I didn't look for a little secretary! Xiao Wan is someone else's second aunt, and it has nothing to do with me!"

Seeing that Niu Erhua smiled more and more brightly, the beads of sweat on Zhen Hao's back and forehead became bigger, and he hurriedly explained.

"What?!"

Niu Erhua's voice instantly raised an octave, and the smile on her face couldn't hold on anymore.

She directly showed a bright knife, put it on Zhen Hao's neck, and asked sharply: "Zhen Hao, Zhen Hao, I didn't expect it, you are quite capable, and you even got your hands on other people's wives, why didn't I see that you are so promising?"

Zhen Hao's forehead was sweating profusely, and he waved his hand again and again: "No! It's not like this, I didn't, Erhua, you misunderstood! The relationship between me and Xiao Wan is really innocent!"

"Shut up!"

Niu Erhua shouted angrily, kicked the table, chair and bench next to him, and then reached out to manipulate the pink true qi to transform into a small pink leather whip.

With a "snap", the small leather whip in her hand twitched in the air, and then pointed at Zhen Hao, with an angry face, and strongly condemned: "Zhen Hao thief, you covet other people's wives, how is this kind of behavior different from that Cao thief? Cao thief, you take your life!"

"Bang~Bang~Bang~!"

"Ah~!Don't, I'm innocent! I'm really innocent!"

......

Zhen Hao's miserable scream was like a ghost crying, and the ordinary people within a radius of ten miles heard it clearly.

A pair of young couples and old couples instantly recovered from the fireworks and were all startled, jumped on the bed, wrapped themselves tightly in the quilt, and shivered.

Among them, the residents in the dilapidated tube building under Zhen Hao's rooftop are about to pee.

It's like a cry right in my ears, it's terrible!

They hid in the quilt one by one, folded their hands, and begged Guanyin Bodhisattva, Buddha Rulai, Jade Emperor, and no matter how bad they were, they could not bring a gourd baby, as long as they could save the poor child, they didn't mind changing to a fairy to worship.

Among them, Ip Man and his wife were naturally awakened.

"Ah Ye, this voice is so scary, I'm so scared!" Zhang Yongcheng shrunk his whole body into Ip Man's arms, and said timidly.

Wen Xiang and warm jade in his arms, but he can only see but not eat, Ip Man, who has been honing this for seven or eight months, has no waves in his heart.

He gently patted Zhang Yongcheng's back and comforted him softly: "It's okay, I'm here, no matter what the ghosts are, I won't let them hurt you, I will always be your most solid backing." ”

"Brother Ye, you are so good~!"

Zhang Yongcheng was greatly moved, looking up at Ip Man with admiration, his big eyes flashed one after another, as if there were little stars twinkling, hooking his heartstrings.

The general gaze of the little fan girl, which man can withstand it?

Ip Man said that he couldn't bear it, and his brother, who lived and died together, followed closely behind, and also held his head high and said that he couldn't bear it either.

Zhang Yongcheng saw all this in his eyes, his face was slightly red, he glanced at Ye Man, and got into the bed.

Ip Man smiled indifferently and patted the "Complete Collection of Teacher Li's Quotations" recorded by him under the pillow, and he was stable in his heart, and everything was under control.

However, there is one thing to say...... Why is this crying sound so similar to Zhen Shenxian's? Zhen Shenxian is so powerful, who can ...... him

"Hiss~!"

Suddenly, Ye Man gasped, his brain went blank, what was crying, what Zhen Hao, he had forgotten everything.

At the same time, the old demon of Montenegro, Wang Daoxiang and Little Jade Rabbit were also awakened by Zhen Hao's cry.

The old demon couple of Montenegro turned over, lifted the quilt to cover their heads, and continued to sleep in their arms.

They are all people who have come over, what is the situation now, they know very well in their hearts, don't be nosy, nothing is done, and sleep is over.

Little Jade Rabbit rubbed her sleepy eyes, yawned, plucked her ears, and muttered.

"Why does this voice sound so much like Brother Zhen Hao's?"

The camera returned to the rooftop, and Niu Erhua continued to whip the small leather whip for half an hour, but there was still no sign of wanting to stop.

"Enough!

Although the little leather whip looks quite bluffing, it actually doesn't hurt at all, but Zhen Hao's screams are like thunder.

On the one hand, it was to let Niu Erhua quickly dissipate his anger, and after he almost calmed down, he would listen to his explanation.

On the other hand, Zhen Hao's real pain, he felt that his dignity as a man was riddled with holes by Niu Erhua.

Fortunately, there are no outsiders here.

However, even so, half an hour is not over, Zhen Hao said that he couldn't help it, he wanted to stand up, he wanted to resist the power!

So he cried out his heart.

At the same time, he also reached out and grabbed the small leather whip, and then his arms suddenly exerted force, dragging the stunned Niu Erhua into his arms.

Niu Erhua reacted, disobeyed, and resisted vigorously, wanting to break free from the arms of the scumbag.

However, Zhen Hao's powerful arms, where can she, a little woman, break free, was pressed in Zhen Hao's arms, and couldn't turn up a wave.

Zhen Hao said: "Listen to me explain to you......"

Niu Erhua shook her head frantically and struggled vigorously: "I don't listen! I don't listen! I don't listen!"

However, Zhen Hao didn't care about her reaction, and said to himself: "This Xiao Wan is not a person! she is actually an incomplete individual...... In other words, don't look at her as a woman on the outside, but on the inside she is a real man!"

Niu Erhua struggled for a moment, looked at Zhen Hao suspiciously, and said suspiciously: "Really...... Really?"

Zhen Hao grinned and showed a bright smile.

Sample, I can't cure you anymore, I don't listen to what I say, but my ears want to stuff it into my mouth.

Phew, duplicitous woman!

Soon, three minutes passed, and Zhen Hao successfully proved to Niu Erhua the identity of Xiao Wan who was neither male nor female with various unknown and indescribable means.

Niu Erhua blushed shyly, looked at Zhen Hao, who was sulking with his hands on his chest, with a look of "I'm angry", pointed his index finger at the point, and said embarrassedly: "Brother Zhen Hao, it's me who is wrong, I blame you, don't be angry, okay~"

Zhen Hao glanced at Niu Erhua with slanted eyes, snorted coldly, and continued to hold his hands on his chest and don't look at Niu Erhua.

His meaning is obvious, it's not enough here I forgive you, please increase your efforts!

Niu Erhua understood, glanced at Zhen Hao with a charming look, and then continued to hum and chirp in a tone of one hundred and twenty sweetness.

This hum chirped for a full five minutes, and Zhen Hao, who was about to die of sweetness, was immersed in it and couldn't extricate himself, reluctant to give up this good opportunity, unwilling to stop.

"Hey, it's almost okay, right?, won't I just hit you a few times, and it doesn't hurt, it's a big deal, can't I let you call back?!" Niu Erhua didn't have a good air.

Continuously volatilizing sugar and water, Niu Erhua said that the taste is dry, and people are about to have low blood sugar.

Even so, seeing that Zhen Hao was still dissatisfied, she immediately quit, anyway, she just had this hundred and ten catties of meat, and he Zhen Hao could be as Huo Huo as he liked.

"That's true!" Zhen Hao turned around in surprise.

Time flies, and Zhen Hao, who is immersed in the pleasure of revenge, doesn't know how long it has been.

In the field of vision of Xiao Wan, who seemed to be a transparent person on the side, since Niu Erhua broke the jar and fell, Zhen Hao pressed her on his thigh, beating her like a child.

At first, the slaps were still decent, and I could still hear them when I was concentrated.

But the more he got later, the less power Zhen Hao had in his hand, and in the end, he didn't even bother to lift it, working in front of her, and didn't take her seriously at all.

My aunt can bear it, but my uncle can't help it!

Xiao Wanhua shook her hand, and then closed it in her abdomen, and the golden light points converged in her palm, growing larger.