Chapter Fifty-Six: Eating and Drinking Lori Secretly

After seeing the Jade Emperor leaving, King Tota finally stopped hiding it and scolded: "I can't even deal with a dead fat man, it's really a bunch of waste." When the heavenly soldiers heard this, Hulala knelt on the ground.

"Since the Jade Emperor has taken a fancy to this fat man, then he can't stay. Serving in my army, forgive him and he can't escape from the palm of my hand. ”

The fat man chased the Jade Emperor out of the barracks, wanting to ask the Jade Emperor for a reward, at this time, the heavenly soldiers and generals in the honor guard blocked the fat man's way, and a eunuch walked out of it, and said with a smile: "Immortal Chief, please stay." According to the custom, an awards party will be held in Qingtian Palace later, and the Jade Emperor will go then. ”

"But give a reward?"

"I don't know what to say about this little one, but since it's called an awards party, there should be a reward. ”

When the fat man heard this, he was secretly overjoyed, and couldn't help but look forward to the banquet in the evening. The fat man waits left and right, as if he lives like a year. After a while, the fat man finally couldn't bear it anymore, asked the way, and went to Qingtian Palace.

Halfway through, the fat man felt someone following him. Secretly lucked the secret of heaven and earth, and did not find anything abnormal, the fat man thought it was his own illusion. At this moment, a white shadow suddenly appeared from the side of the road. The fat man was already suspicious, and he couldn't help but be startled by this white shadow. The fat man secretly said in his heart, it turned out that you little thing was following me.

The fat man was furious and chased after him. But this white shadow galloped like a fly, and disappeared into the grass in three turns and two times. The fat man covered his eyes with his right hand, and just wanted to find the white shadow, when someone suddenly shouted: "Xiaobai, where have you gone, come back quickly." In a few moments, a little girl came to the fat man's side.

"Uncle, uncle. Have you seen my little white?"

The fat man was full of black lines, and thought: Am I that old, I will only be twenty years old after the New Year.

But this little girl is cute and cute, especially those two big sparkling eyes, which are really cute when they blink. The petite body and wearing a white palace dress make people feel the urge to kiss it. It's really a pretty little Lori.

I heard that the little Lori has a good voice, but it is petite and powerless, and it is easy to push down. There is no one left and right, it is not as good

"Uncle, what are you thinking? ”

The fat man touched the saliva on the corner of his mouth and sneered, "Really?

"I'm going to find Xiaobai, and I'll see you again uncle. ”

"That Xiaobai ran away, why don't you take your uncle to play with you?"

"My father won't let me play with strangers. ”

"You call me uncle, how can we be strangers. I heard that there is a banquet in Qingtian Palace tonight, don't you want to go and see it?" Seeing that Xiao Lori was still a little hesitant, the fat man finally used his nirvana, "I know that there are many delicious things in the Dao, such as golden pills and wax cherries, which are really sweet in color, and red and yellow fat and ripe plums, with a fruity and sour taste." Fresh longan, sweet flesh and thin skin, fire lychee, small red shell. There are also rabbit head pears and chicken heart dates, fragrant peaches and rotten apricots, crisp plum bayberry, red and black seeds ripe watermelon, four-petal yellow skin persimmons, and dragon liver and phoenix marrow, bear's paw fishy lips, don't you really want to eat?"

Little Lori secretly swallowed her saliva, and finally couldn't help the delicious **, and said, "I want to eat, uncle hug." ”

The fat man easily took the little Lori into his arms and walked towards Qingtian Palace.

After walking for a while, the fat man held the little Lori and finally came to a gorgeous palace. Gold is used for roof tiles, and white jade is used for the door pivot, which is the Qingtian Palace. The fat man walked inside, covered his eyes with his right hand, moved his ears slightly, and found that there was no one here, so he looked carefully. I saw that the tortoiseshell armor was opened here, and the coral beads were built on the threshold. The table is embroidered and the weft is brocade, and the red carpet is shining. Dozens of tables are even more delicacies, Milo thousands of bells. Agar pastry cheese, brocade fat red.

Little Lori exclaimed: "There are so many delicious things, it's really good." With that, he threw himself at a table and feasted on it. Looking at her happy appearance, she must have forgotten about Xiaobai who ran away. The fat man couldn't help it, came to another table, and ate and drank.

"Uncle, you are so good, I haven't eaten so many delicious foods in a long time. Little Lori's mouth was stuffed with delicious food and said vaguely.

"It's not to brag with you, if you want to eat delicious food in Heavenly Court, you really want to find me. I have a follower who has followed me to eat almost all the immortal beasts of the entire Heavenly Court. Another day, I'll introduce you to each other. The fat man said unashamedly.

There are thousands of immortal beasts in this heavenly court, and the fat man has only eaten a dozen at most. But this little Lori actually believed it, looked at the fat man with adoring eyes, and nodded excitedly.

After an hour, the fat man ate three tables of food before he was full. Little Lori also ate two tables before stopping, I really don't know how his little belly can hold so many things.

The fat man played with the wine jug, lying lazily behind the table, thinking: The food made by the gods in the sky is still good, but it is just a little worse than me.

Suddenly, the fat man thought of something and looked sharply at the flask in his hand. I saw that the color of the wine pot was clear, and the texture was as warm as fat. It was nothing, but to the fat man's surprise, the wine poured out of the jug was lukewarm.

Is this also a treasure?

The fat man went to check on the other table and found that it was indeed warm wine. The fat man simply didn't do anything, and put all the delicacies into the storage bag, and didn't even let go of the tables and chairs.

Little Lori also patted her stomach at this time, and said cutely: "I'm so full." With such a big belly, there won't be a baby. ”

When the fat man heard this, he almost died of joy. Just when the fat man was about to give little Lori popular science physiological knowledge, suddenly there was a voice outside the hall.

The fat man was shocked, picked up the little Lori and ran out. Little Lori also covered her mouth with her hands, opened two innocent big eyes, and looked around timidly, making people feel an urge to protect her at a glance.

The people outside the temple were extremely fast, and they came to the door in a blink of an eye. The fat man had no choice but to hide behind the door for the time being. As soon as the fat man hid, the two fairies walked into Qingtian Palace.

"Isn't the banquet already ready, why does the Heavenly King still let us prepare it?"

"Who knows, maybe we still have a place to prepare. Hey, why is the hall empty, rare and exotic fruits, haven't things been put on the table yet?"

"No, you look at the husks and almonds in the ground, the vegetable soup and the gravy, it looks like someone has eaten there. ”

The two fairies looked at each other and exclaimed together, "Catch the thief!"

As soon as the fat man saw that the matter was revealed, he dodged and ran out of the hall. When the two fairies saw that there was indeed a thief, they hurriedly chased after him, and shouted as they ran: "Come quickly, catch the thief!"

As soon as the fat man came out of Qingtian Palace, he took up the star chasing technique, and disappeared into the sky in an instant, and the two palace maids wanted to chase it, but it was still too late.

In this heavenly court, the song and dance are peaceful and peaceful, and in the past thousands of years, there have been no thieves at all. Well, except for the time when the Great Sage made a big fuss about the peach meeting. The cry of the fairy soon attracted all kinds of immortals, and they gathered in front of Qingtian Palace to talk about it. Soon, General Jin Jia arrived with the heavenly soldiers. After asking about the situation, General Jin Jia secretly thought: That fat man doesn't need to guess who he is. It's just the little girl in his arms, it seems to be the fourth princess. No, I'll report to the king first.

After thinking about it, General Jin Jia dispersed all the immortals, transported immortal arts, and drove the white clouds to the Li Mansion. After a while, General Jin Jia came to the side hall of the Li Mansion. There are three people in the side hall, in addition to the Heavenly King sitting on the main seat, there are two immortal generals kneeling in front of the seat.

"You two are not going to spy on that dead fat man, what are you doing here in this king?"

"The King of Heaven doesn't know, that fat man is very strong, if it weren't for the two of us being clever, maybe he would have discovered it. ”

"The king doesn't want to hear that. This king asks you, 'Where is the fat man now?'

"He stole into Qingtian Palace, stole food treasures, and drank immortal wine. In the name of the King of Heaven, I have sent two fairies into the temple and frightened the fat man away. ”

When King Tuotian heard this, he scolded "confused" and got up to catch the thief himself. At this time, General Jin Jia suddenly fell to his knees and shouted "Never". This gold-armored general was originally the personal guard of the Heavenly King, and the Heavenly King naturally knew that he was a person with a stable personality, and he would definitely not block his way for no reason, so he could only listen to his words patiently.

"You say, Ying'er is in the hands of that fat man?" asked the Heavenly King in surprise.

The subordinates weren't sure, but they felt that they were very similar to the four princesses after listening to the descriptions of the two fairies, so they specially reported to the king. ”

After hearing this, the Heavenly King turned his head to look at the two kneeling people.

"The fat man is indeed holding the fourth princess in his arms. One of them seemed to know that the Heavenly King of the Dao Dao was going to ask him, and said cautiously.

After hearing this, the King of Heaven was furious and scolded loudly: "The two of you, one is called clairvoyant and the other is called Shunfeng Ear, there are so many mistakes in monitoring a fat man, it is really two rice buckets. Someone came, pulled these two people down, and put them in prison. ”

A few heavenly soldiers soon came in the side hall and pulled the clairmind down the wind.

"The fat man dared to kidnap the fourth princess, or should his subordinates bring someone to arrest the fat man back?"

King Tota didn't answer, but just paced back and forth in the side hall with his head down, not knowing what Lu Dao was thinking.

After a long time, the Heavenly King finally spoke: "Ying'er is the daughter of my Tota Heavenly King, forgive that fat man for not daring to do anything to her." Nowadays, the food at the banquet has been stolen by the fat man. It's going to be dark soon, and it's definitely too late to prepare now. In this way, on the orders of this king, you go to Taishang Laojun to ask for some elixir, and go to the queen mother to ask for some fairy fruits, and then set up the banquet first. This Qingtian Palace was originally a place for our heavenly soldiers to celebrate their military exploits, and this banquet must not be laughed at by the immortals. ”

General Jin Jia took the order, got up and walked out of the hall.

Only then did the King of Heaven scold in a low voice: "This damn fat man, this king and you will not stand apart." ”