Chapter 57: Awards Gala
The fat man galloped all the way with little Lori in his arms, and after finding that there were no pursuers behind, he stopped in a hidden corner.
At this time, little Lori "giggled" and laughed, "It's fun, it's fun." It's so fun to be with my uncle. I'm going to have to play with my uncle a lot in the future. If it's getting late today, I'm leaving. After saying that, the little Lori kissed the fat man's fat face, then jumped down and ran forward. After running a few steps, little Lori turned around and said, "Remember that my name is Zhenying, uncle will see you again." ”
The fat man touched the cheek that was kissed, and thought: Zhenying?
The fat man returned to the dormitory, and not long after, Li Sicong found him.
"Let's go, the celebration party is about to begin. ”
The fat man looked up and down and said, "The recovery is good." ”
Li Sicong nodded, suddenly stared at the fat man tightly, and asked, "Someone stole the rare fruit of the banquet just now, it can't be that you did it." ”
The fat man touched the back of his head and sneered: "Ha Lu Ha, how could it be." ”
"I can't think of anyone else in the Heavenly Realm who could do this but you. Looking at you now, I'm sure of it. ”
"Well, isn't the party about to start, why are you still rambling here, don't you leave quickly. The fat man hurriedly changed the topic and said.
Li Sicong didn't continue to ask, and went on the road with the fat man. Half an hour later, the fat man re-entered the Qingtian Palace. At this time, the Qingtian Palace is very lively, the fairy music and Xuange are beautiful, and the phoenix and jade pipes are loud. The gods from all walks of life gathered around and talked about it, and the fat man also joined in and called the immortals brothers.
After a long time, the Tota Heavenly King arrived, and the immortals found a place to sit down. The fat man was also led by the fairy and found his seat. As soon as the fat man sat down, he felt uncomfortable, and there were Sun Quan, Liu Wen and others sitting next to him. Who made them the top few in the competition, of course, they will be lined up.
Behind the fat man is the "brother" he just befriended. There are so many seats in Qingtian Palace, and the immortals with low status can only find an open space and sit in a row on the ground.
With a shout outside the hall, "The Jade Emperor has arrived!", all the immortals knelt down one after another. With a hearty laugh, the Jade Emperor came to the main seat and sat down. The fat man looked up and peeked, and found that the Jade Emperor was wearing a nine-chapter law robe, wearing a crown of twelve beads, holding a jade wat and serving the golden boy and jade girl. Although the appearance is ordinary, it is quite majestic.
"The immortals are flat. Tonight is just a simple celebration banquet.,I'm just a guest.,The real hero is the Tota Heavenly King next to him.,Shouldn't everyone thank him?。 ”
Seeing that everyone had worshiped the Heavenly King, the Jade Emperor said again: "Heavenly King, you see that the immortals have already worshiped you, should you also let the immortals eat and have fun?"
King Tota smiled awkwardly and said, "This is natural. ”
Although the king of heaven said that there was no problem, he scolded in his heart: This damn fat man, just eat it secretly, and even pack it! In such a short period of time, where can I get so many dragon livers and phoenix marrows, and rare and exotic fruits.
Seeing that all the immortals were watching him, King Tota could only stubbornly order. Soon a fairy held a silver plate and placed it on each table.
The silver plate was covered with a red brocade cloth, and the contents could not be seen. However, the fragrance that came from it was still a ** fat man swallowing saliva. As a foodie, even if you are full, you can eat delicious food when you see it.
The Jade Emperor waved his hand and said, "Let's eat!"
The fat man rubbed his hands and couldn't wait to lift the brocade cloth. But when he saw the food on the silver platter, the fat man cried out, "What is this, do you use me as a monkey?"
I saw that there were only three crooked peaches with hairy green skins on the silver plate, a pill of elixir, and a pot of immortal wine.
The Jade Emperor said sternly: "You fat man, what kind of noisy and noisy people are you! My diet is not much better than yours, and if you look around, it is worse than yours." ”
The fat man looked back and found that his "brother" only had an elixir in front of him, and muttered in his mouth: "Hey, Bigu Dan, I really have a full stomach after eating it." I haven't opened meat for a long time, and I knew that Lu Dao was eating Bigu Dan, so I didn't come. ”
The Tota Heavenly King's face was very ugly, and he asked the Golden Armor General next to him, "What's the matter?!"
General Jinjia said with a sad face: "The king of heaven doesn't know, I went to the queen mother to ask for peaches, but the queen mother said that the peaches were all eaten by the great sage." My subordinates begged hard before I was given dozens of peaches on the ground. I went to Taishang Laojun, and Laojun said that the alchemy furnace could not refine the Great Sage, but was kicked by the Great Sage, and it has been a long time since the furnace was alchemized. ”
After hearing this, King Tota was furious, and scolded in his heart: This damn monkey head, this damn fat man!
Seeing that the atmosphere was a little embarrassing, the Heavenly King clapped his hands, and the fairy music in the hall sounded again, and there were also fairies dancing in the field.
Tota Heavenly King Qiang Yan said: "Everyone eat well, drink well, hehe." ”
The fat man held the green peach in his hand and said to himself: "You can eat this broken peach, you won't have diarrhea if you eat it." ”
Sun Quan next to him glanced at the fat man and said disdainfully: "Hillbilly, I don't even know the peach that ripens once in three thousand years." After speaking, he took a bite of the peach in his hand and looked at the fat man with a little provocation.
But as soon as the gun king Sun Quan ate the peach in his mouth, his face twitched. This green-skinned peach is not ripe at all, it is sour and astringent. Sun Quan could only slowly stir the peach in his mouth and swallow it with difficulty.
After the fat man saw Sun Quan's painful expression, he smiled, sipped the immortal wine, and watched the performance in the field.
The stars are shaking, and the flowers and vines are moving. After the fat man saw the fairy's performance, he couldn't pull out his eyes. Unfortunately, it didn't take long for everyone to urge. Everyone sent a Bigu Dan to their mouths and threw it to their mouths, and they were full of what kind of feast, so they should hurry up and finish the prizes, and go back to their respective homes to find their own mothers.
As soon as the fat man heard that the prize was going to be awarded, he immediately came to his senses.
King Tota came to the field, paused the fairy, withdrew the fairy, and said, "The eleventh to twentieth place players have come forward. ”
When Li Sicong and the others heard this, they got up from behind their seats and walked into the field.
"Ten of you, who performed well in the Immortal Soldier Competition, are specially given a top-grade immortal soldier and three thousand intermediate yuan stones, I hope you will continue to work hard and create brilliance. ”
As soon as King Tota finished speaking, there was a lot of discussion in the audience.
"Isn't there a lot of rare treasures awarded in this competition, why do you give such a little thing?"
"Who knows, maybe there will be something good down there. ”
After Li Sicong and the others received the prize from the Heavenly King, they retreated.
"The sixth-tenth runners, come forward. ”
The Blood Slaughter Five got up and came to the Heavenly King.
"You can stand out among the 100,000 heavenly soldiers, and your performance is very good, and you will be given a superb immortal soldier and three thousand intermediate yuan stones. ”
As soon as the words of the Heavenly King fell, they attracted boos. The king didn't care about this, and let the top five of the competition come forward to receive the prize. Stepping on Xianle, the fat man and the others came to the front of the Heavenly King.
"The five of you, one piece of top-grade armor, and five thousand intermediate yuan stones. ”
Seeing this, the Jade Emperor finally couldn't help but say: "Heavenly King, this Immortal Soldier Contest was held by you, and the prizes were also issued by you, so it stands to reason that I should not have any objections." But don't you think the prizes are a little too little?"
The Heavenly King bowed down and said, "The Jade Emperor doesn't know anything. According to reliable sources, the Golden Snake Spirit and the Green Snake Spirit are forming a Demon Beast Alliance, and they have plans to wield the Three Realms, and we are actively preparing for the competition, and we really can't take out extra prizes to award to the players. Besides, the prizes this time are no worse than in previous years, but some people have too high expectations for this reward. ”
The king of heaven said beautifully, but in his heart he scolded: This group of waste, even a fat man can't clean it up, and they are all light if they are not punished, do you still want to get the treasure of heaven and earth? If you really give them the treasure of heaven and earth, then what should I award to the dead fat man in the first place, the elixir artifact?
After hearing this, the Jade Emperor nodded and did not say anything more. The fat man could only pout, and reluctantly took the storage bag in the hand of the king.
When the fat man and the others turned to leave, the Jade Emperor suddenly shouted, "That fat man, you stay." I said that as long as you can get the first place in the contest, I will give you an extra reward. Now, have you figured it out?"
The fat man was secretly happy in his heart, this Jade Emperor finally remembered, and hurriedly lay on the ground, choked up and said: "I don't want any reward, I just want to implore the Jade Emperor to let Nezha go." ”
The Jade Emperor's expression moved slightly, and his face was full of questions, "Is Nezha locked up, why don't I know the Dao?"
The fat man nodded, and said with tears in his eyes: "It's been three months." ”
The Heavenly King also bowed down at this time and said: "Qiyu Jade Emperor, the dog violated the rules of heaven and killed immortal beasts indiscriminately, and deserved to be punished, and now I have been imprisoned in the heavenly prison." ”
"I am very pleased that the King of Heaven was able to kill his relatives in righteousness. However, Nezha, as my immortal general, how could he lock him up without informing me. Seeing that King Tota bowed his head and admitted his mistake, the Jade Emperor said again: "It is not right to hunt immortal beasts, but Nezha has been locked up for so long, he must have known that he was wrong, so let him go." ”
When the king saw this, he could only obediently accept his orders.
The Jade Emperor nodded with satisfaction, "This is a request, not a reward." You fat man, you don't tell me what you want. ”
The fat man was secretly happy in his heart, but he couldn't think of what he should want for a while, so he could only say: "What the Jade Emperor gives me, I want." ”
When the Jade Emperor heard this, Ha Lu Ha Da Lu laughed, "You fat man, you are slippery, but you are embarrassed." Well, you are brave and brave, and you are a little condescending to continue to be a soldier. I will call you the 'Demon General', and you can command 3,000 heavenly soldiers. ”
The fat man was overjoyed and took the general's order to thank him. The immortals also congratulated the fat man one after another.
The eyes of the Tota Heavenly King flashed, and he said secretly: The Jade Emperor finally can't help but make a move, but it is really wishful thinking to deal with me with just three thousand heavenly soldiers.
After the party, the fat man followed the eunuch to the front of a mansion, and the plaque on the door was engraved with five golden characters "Demon General's Mansion".
When the fat man saw it, he laughed heartily and shouted, "I'm fat, and I'm also making a home in the heavenly realm!!"
Its sound resounded throughout the entire heavenly realm.