Chapter 61: The Barracks

The Jade Emperor left, but the eunuch stayed.

"Although the Jade Emperor is very satisfied with you, it is better to pause the conscription for a while, after all, it is immoral. By the way, I hope you can attend the Spring Festival Gala on time in a week. ”

When the fat man heard this, he nodded and sent the eunuch away. As soon as the eunuch left, Wu Yong exclaimed.

"Okay, fatty, you can all attend the New Year's party. It's not easy, it's not simple. ”

"It's just a party, I attended it once last time, and it's not a big deal. ”

"The specifications of the New Year's party are much higher than those of the awards party, and the people invited are all immortals with status, and being invited to the banquet is a symbol of glory and status. ”

The fat man said nonchalantly: "I know the way, I know the way." ”

Nezha also came to the fat man's side at this time and said: "You fat man, don't underestimate this party, you must not cause trouble, or the Jade Emperor will not be able to protect you." ”

The fat man saw Nezha's solemn appearance, so he took this party to heart.

"Before the eunuch leaves, let's suspend the conscription, let's leave here first, but I don't know how Lu Dao will arrange this new conscription of two thousand five hundred immortals. ”

"I've thought about this for a long time, so come with me. Nezha said.

After hearing this, the fat man hurriedly commanded the immortals to line up in two lines, followed behind Nezha, and walked into the distance. This walk was half a day, and the more you walked, the more desolate it became, and it gradually disappeared into the mountains.

"I said Nezha, where are you taking us?" the fat man finally couldn't help but ask.

"An abandoned barracks. ”

"An abandoned barracks?"

"Yes, the barracks I used to use were only taken out of use a few hundred years ago. ”

The fat man saw that Nezha's expression was a little lonely, as if he thought of something sad, so he hid his doubts in his heart and didn't ask again.

After another half a day, Nezha finally stopped in a canyon and said, "It's here." Go any further, and the ban will be inspired. ”

The fat man covered his eyes with his right hand and looked inward, only to see that there was a huge basin in the canyon, surrounded by steep cliffs and cliffs, which were difficult for apes to cross. When the fat man tried to take a closer look, the canyon became blurred, and a white light followed the fat man's line of sight and shot towards his eyes.

The fat man was frightened, and he wanted to hide, but it was too late. At this moment, Nezha suddenly took out a black token, which allowed the white light to dissipate in the void.

"The barracks are heavy, how can you peep!" Nezha said sternly.

The fat man smiled, and didn't care about Nezha's attitude, but asked, "This token is the one who controls this barracks?" With that, he snatched the token into his hand.

"Tongtian Battle Camp Order, what is this?" the fat man asked curiously after reading the words on the token.

Nezha's face changed slightly, and he said, "It's nothing, it's just the name of the former military camp." If you don't like it, you can change the name. I still have something to do, so I'll go first. After saying that, he turned around and left in great disappointment.

The fat man saw that Nezha had something on his mind that he couldn't let go, so he wanted to catch up and comfort him. But at this moment, Li Sicong stepped forward and said, "It's really a military camp, let's go in and have a look." ”

The fat man frowned slightly, looked at Nezha, who was gradually moving away, and then looked at the more than two thousand pairs of expectant eyes behind him, so he could only open the barracks and walk inward.

As a man, you don't need anyone's mercy!

When they entered the barracks, they heard the exclamations of the people.

"Wow, this playground is so big, 10,000 people training at the same time is no problem. ”

"This steep wall is covered with prohibitions, and I didn't hurt them in the slightest with all my might. ”

"Not only on the steep walls, but also in the sky. If you don't believe it, if you try to fly, you will definitely not be able to fly. ”

"Come and see, come and see. Behind the steep wall is actually hollow, and it is huge, and there are many buildings. ”

As soon as this man finished shouting, a group of people surrounded him. The fat man followed the flow of people and also walked to the back of the steep wall.

The fat man waved the token and opened one of the doors. As soon as the stone door was opened, a layer of mist poured out of it. The fat man suddenly felt as if he was in a cold day, freezing and biting, and shivered involuntarily.

Looking through the stone door, I saw that it was a small arsenal of cold light and sharp edges.

Sun Quan came in the morning and whispered: "The arsenal has always been used as a military powerhouse, and it cannot be approached without permission. Why don't we disperse them all, and when we've explored them, it's not too late to let them in. ”

When the fat man heard this, he nodded. Seeing this, Sun Quan drove everyone out of the city and accompanied the fat man to check it out. After walking around, the fat man found that the entire steep wall can be divided into four areas, living area, training area, equipment area and forbidden area. At Sun Quan's suggestion, the fat man just opened up the living area, after all, other areas are not suitable for the other party to open for the time being.

After arranging for everyone to stay, Wu Yong suddenly proposed, "Since we are all serving under the fat man, why don't we move all our things here?"

Li Sicong also said: "Yes, yes. Anyway, it's almost the New Year, so it's better to give the newly recruited heavenly soldiers a holiday, get together with relatives and friends, and it's not too late to report again. ”

The fat man waved his hand and said, "Accurate!"

After Sun Quan promulgated the order, the playground suddenly cheered and thundered, and it was very lively.

The Spring Festival is not only a tradition for mortals, but also a practice for immortals.

As the immortals left one after another, the noise on the playground became less and less, and gradually became inaudible. And the fat man also returned to his mansion with Wu Yong and the others, and began to practice in retreat.

As soon as the fat man and the others came back, someone sneakily came to the "Li Mansion" and left after a short time.

"The Battle Camp of Tongtian? is powerful, but it has become history. However, the large amount of supplies that would be left in the barracks was something I didn't expect. I knew that when the king ordered the disbandment of the war camp, he should have sent someone to search it. But it's not a big problem, it is impossible for that fat man to build an invincible war division like the Tongtian Battle Camp. King Tota paced slowly, thinking.

Time flies, and it passes in a blink of an eye. On this day, the fat man seemed to have a sense in his heart, opened his eyes, took the transmission note floating in the air, and slapped it towards his head.

"Fatty, come quickly!" came Nezha's voice from the transmission note.

After hearing this, the fat man got up and walked out without hesitation. As soon as I went out, I saw Nezha standing not far away.

"You fat man, it's rare that you haven't caused trouble these days. ”

The fat man feigned anger and said, "Don't tease here, if it's okay, I'll go back to retreat." ”

Nezha hurriedly said: "Something, something." You come with me, there is a surprise for you. After saying that, he came to the fat man and pulled him away.

After walking for a while, the fat man finally couldn't help but ask: "Where are you going this time, won't it be the deep mountains and old forests again?" ”

"Why, you see that the environment here is elegant and the scenery is charming, you should think that behind this mountain is the fairy's boudoir. ”

When the fat man heard this, his eyes widened, and he said mysteriously: "What are you bringing me here for, voyeurism? I didn't expect you to have this hobby, and you are really a little ghost." I like it, though. Hee-hee"

Nezha covered the fat man's mouth, looked around, and whispered: "Shen Yan! You think everyone is like you, so obscene." We're here for business, you fat man, don't get into trouble again. ”

The fat man nodded noncommittally, thinking in his heart: What can you do when you come to the fairy's boudoir, do you want to kiss?

After Nezha let go of his hand, he felt that his hand was sticky and slippery. After seeing it clearly, Nezha wrinkled his nose and wiped it on the fat man with his hand, "What are you thinking about this fat man, the smile is really obscene, you are drooling when you see it." ”

The fat man didn't care about this, and Da Lu smiled and said, "It's worthy of being my brother, I know everything." After saying that, I couldn't wait to walk forward.

Nezha froze in place, his eyes full of question marks, "What does he know?"

Crossing the mountain, there is indeed a small building, standing on the edge of the fairy lake. The fat man took a big stride and rushed in with two clicks in three times, Nezha wanted to stop it, but it was too late.

"Where is the fairy sister, where is the fairy sister. As soon as the fat man entered the boudoir, he looked east and west, and called out loudly.

Nezha watched the fat man's performance with black lines on his head, and secretly said in his heart: Coming out with the fat man, it's really a bargain.

"Sister fairy, no, but there is a fairy grandmother, you are in the wrong place. At this time, a crisp and pleasant female voice suddenly came from the second floor, saying.

When the fat man heard this, he suddenly came to his senses and shouted: "Sister fairy, don't be shy, come down and let the fat brother see you." ”

"The shaft is rude, get out!" As soon as the words fell, a huge wind was born out of thin air. The fat man stumbled under his feet, turned into a rolling gourd, and rolled out of the door.

The fat man was furious, jumped up and wanted to scold, Nezha held him down, and said: "My friend is not going to do anything, and I ask Granny Nishang to forgive her sins." ”

"For Marshal Zhongtan's sake, I will spare him this time. I've made what you want, so let's go. ”

Nezha took the storage bag that floated down from the second floor, thanked him, and pulled the fat man to walk back.

When he returned home, the fat man was still indignant, and said angrily: "Mother-in-law, it turns out that she is really an old woman, and her voice is so good, I thought she was tricking me." By the way, there was something in that storage bag that made us feel like we were begging her. ”

"It's nothing, it's just a piece of clothing. Seeing that the New Year's party is coming, and you don't have an official vestment, I went to Granny Ni Shang to order one for you. ”

After speaking, Nezha really took out a set of clothes from the storage bag. Caged crowns, round-necked robes, gold and jade belts, jade pendants, dragon skin six-fold boots, and so on.

"As the first tailor in the Heavenly Realm, Granny Ni Shang made fairy clothes that are not only beautiful, but also have all kinds of wonderful uses. This crown cage is woven with silk spit by the silkworm, not only water and fire do not invade, but also can relieve the spiritual attack, this round-necked robe is made of the nine heavens fairy clouds by the mother-in-law of Ni Xiang, worn on the body warm in winter and cool in summer, and the defense is also good. This belt"

After talking for a while, he felt that the fat man was unusually quiet, and Nezha couldn't help but be curious and looked up at him. I saw that the fat man's eyes were slightly red, and he looked directly at himself.

"Why are you still crying, is it particularly moving? ”

"Cut, I just got sand in my eyes. It's a nice dress, but it would be even better if you could find me a fairy sister. ”

In response to the fat man, it was Nezha's middle finger raised high.