Chapter 62: New Year's Party

A few days later, it was finally the thirtieth of the Chinese New Year's Eve. The streets are already bustling with people. With the help of Wu Yong and others, the fat man also cleaned up the general's mansion and pasted Spring Festival couplets and window flowers, which gave him a bit of a festive atmosphere.

In the evening, the fat man put on the new clothes that Nezha had ordered for him. It may be that the mother-in-law has good craftsmanship, and after the fat man wears it, she looks quite powerful and spiritual. Subsequently, the fat man went to Yuqing Palace with Nezha.

As the dormitory of the Jade Emperor, the Yuqing Palace must have been built quite luxuriously. The warm jade paved ground shines with a warm light, the flying dragon and colorful phoenix carved from sandalwood spread its wings, and the straight pillars of white jade are carved with lifelike dragon patterns, and there are pearl jade agate dots.

Although it was still early, there were already many immortals in the Yuqing Palace. Three or five people gathered together and talked with chuckles. As soon as Nezha came in, he attracted the cordial greetings of the immortals, obviously Nezha was quite popular here, and the fat man was also stained with Nezha's light and talked with the immortals.

"Brother, where did you get there?" the fat man said to the big man.

"I am the Generalissimo of Tianren, in charge of the 100,000 heavenly soldiers of the Big Dipper Nine Chen. Seeing that you are also dressed as a military general, I don't know where the fairy friend is. Dahan also responded enthusiastically.

"Oh, the Jade Emperor has just appointed me as the general of the demon suppression, and I have three thousand heavenly soldiers under my command, which is far worse than you, brother. ”

When the big man heard this, his face turned cold, he talked a few words, and left under the pretext. At this time, Nezha pulled the fat man to the door and talked quietly.

"You fat man, don't mess with your brothers, brothers' screams, others still think you're messing with relationships. You must know that this party is different from the past, it is grand and solemn. If you don't pay attention to your behavior, you can easily be punished severely. The general of the rolling shutter was punished to fall into the mortal world just because he accidentally broke a glass cup at the Pan Tao Meeting, and Marshal Tianpeng was also punished to be reincarnated in the mortal world for harassing Chang'e after drinking, and even the Great Sage was captured and sentenced to death because he disrupted a Pan Tao Society. So, you fat man, don't make any more trouble. ”

The fat man pursed his lips after hearing this, obviously not taking Nezha's words to heart.

Night finally fell, the big and small gods of each palace and hall, the immortals of the world, the immortals of Haiyue, the three Qings, the four emperors, the Taiyi immortals, etc., arrived one after another. Nezha stood beside him and introduced the fat man one by one. Suddenly, a Buddha horn sounded from outside the palace, but it was the King of Jizo Bodhisattva who also came here.

"Little friend, I haven't seen each other for a long time since I said goodbye to the underworld more than a year ago, and it's really a great blessing to meet here today. As soon as the king of Jizo saw the fat man, he stepped forward and said.

The fat man smiled and said, "When I think of your 'hospitality' to me in the underworld, I want to be 'grateful' to you." ”

Xiaoyou laughed. After saying that, King Jizo turned away very chicly, even though the fat man looked at him with a cold eyebrow.

"This Jizo king seems to be free and easy, but he is extremely resentful. If you have a grudge, you have to be careful. After King Jizo walked away, Nezha whispered.

The fat man nodded quietly.

The night was getting deeper and deeper, and the Jade Emperor also came to the door of the Yuqing Palace at this time, greeting the gods from all walks of life. The Five Dou Xingjun, the Five Elders of the Five Directions, the Yellow Horn Immortal, the Arctic Xuanling, the Ten Continents and the Three Islands Immortal, the Oriental Chong'en Holy Emperor, the Holy Monk, the Arhat, and even the fat man also saw the South Antarctic Guanyin. After the immortals worshiped the Jade Emperor, they found their place and sat down.

After a long while, the outside of the palace suddenly lit up, and it turned from night to day. Accompanied by the sound of muttering Buddha's words, auspicious clouds and mist surged rapidly from the sky, and smallpox continued to fall. Seeing this, all the immortals got up one after another and greeted him. The fat man was also full of excitement and walked out.

"I'm late, and I ask the Jade Emperor to forgive me. As soon as the words fell, a lotus platform flew out of the auspicious clouds. There was a tall gold-robed monk sitting on it, and the colorful Buddha light appeared out of thin air behind his head, making it impossible to see his appearance clearly.

"The Buddha is serious, the party has not started yet, let's go in. ”

The fat man secretly said in his heart: Sure enough, this is the big boss, if you can take a photo and send it to the circle of friends, you will definitely receive a lot of likes.

The Buddha Manbu walked down the lotus platform, flowers floated on his clothes, the fragrance was drunk, and he walked into the Yuqing Palace side by side with the Jade Emperor.

After the Jade Emperor and the Buddha sat down, the immortals found their place and sat down. But the fat man at the door doesn't have to move his position, who makes him the lowest.

As soon as the immortals sat down, the Jade Emperor announced the start of the party. At this time, two rows of fairies walked into the hall, and came to the table with gold plates in their hands. On the gold plate, the dragon liver and phoenix marrow, the longevity fruit and strange flowers, and the jade liquid peach, mellow wine, are really as beautiful as a variety of flavors, and the exotic fruit dishes are new in color.

When the fat man saw this, his appetite was shocked, and he lowered his head and ate the sea and drank. Jin Xian, who was at the table next to him, saw the fat man who threw fruit peels in the east and broken bones in the west, and scolded in a low voice: "Where did the country savage come from, it's really insulting." After speaking, he turned his back and looked at it without looking at it. The fat man smiled, lowered his head and continued to compete with the gourmet fairy wine on the table.

In a few moments, the fat man swept away the contents on the table. Smash it, smash it, the fat man felt that he was not full, so he saw that Jin Xian at the next table had his eyes closed, shaking his head, chanting poems, secretly intoxicated, and Jiazhen on the table was still full of tables. The fat man's eyes rolled, and he made a spell, and turned the two tables around.

The fat man picked up the big peach on the table and smirked vigorously, and couldn't help but bite it. This fairy peach is a peach that has only matured for 3,000 years, and it is far more delicious than the green peach at the last celebration banquet. Moreover, this peach mortal can ascend to immortality after eating it, which is also very beneficial to the cultivation of fat people.

The sound of eating peaches "chirp, let's chirp" finally attracted the attention of Jin Xian. Jin Xian opened his eyes, glanced at the fat man, turned his head in disgust, and continued to shake his head. Suddenly, he jerked his desk and screamed, "Where's my peach?"

His voice was so harsh in the hall that Jin Xian still didn't know it, stood up, pointed at the fat man and scolded: "You dead fat man, you dare to steal my immortal peach, do you know who I am." ”

As soon as the fat man wanted to get up and quibble, the Jade Emperor suddenly shouted: "Who is making a noise here?

As soon as the Jade Emperor's words fell, two strong men poured in from outside the hall, dragging the ashen Jin Immortal out of the hall. Only then did the fat man pay attention to what Nezha said.

When the fat man was secretly ashamed, he suddenly heard the voice of the Jade Emperor's thoughts in his ears: "You fat man, be honest with me." ”

The fat man obediently lowered his head, stuck out his tongue, and seemed to be honest.

The night grew darker and darker, and it was twelve o'clock in the middle of the night. The fat man's ears moved slightly, and he heard a beast roar of "Nian~". Scanning left and right, and finding that no one was paying attention to him, the fat man flashed to the outside of the hall, and looked into the distance with his right hand. I saw that in the direction of Nantianmen, there was a monster with a big head and a small body, looking up to the sky and roaring. The long howl was faintly mixed with the sound of fighting, due to the heavy restrictions of the heavenly realm, it was difficult for the fat man to check the heaven and earth with all his strength, so he could only return to the Yuqing Palace with a puzzled face.

"Where did you go again, fat man?" As soon as the fat man entered the hall, he was treated by the Jade Emperor.

"I heard a strange scream outside, so I went out and checked. ”

Before the Jade Emperor could speak, an immortal stood up in front of him and said: "It's just the roar of the year beast that the Ziwei Xingjun under the Emperor Ben surrendered, once a year, is this immortal friend too nervous." Although the voice was clear, it clearly reached the ears of the immortals.

The Jade Emperor also said: "You fat man, don't you apologize to Emperor Ziwei soon." ”

The fat man reluctantly arched his hand and returned to his table and sat down again. However, the fat man's right eye jumped, as if something big was about to happen.

Sure enough, not long after the fat man sat down, a strong man covered in blood broke in, knelt on the ground and said, "Qiyu Jade Emperor, the big thing is not good, the demon beast has captured the South Heavenly Gate and has entered the heavenly realm." ”

After hearing this, the Jade Emperor was taken aback and hurriedly asked, "How many people are in the demon army?"

"It's not much, only more than 3,000 monsters. ”

Only then did the Jade Emperor put his mind at ease and muttered: "What does the Growth Heavenly King do to eat, how can he let three thousand monsters rush into the South Heavenly Gate." ”

The eunuch Ma Liang threw himself to the ground, gritted his teeth and said, "Qiyu Jade Emperor, the Heavenly King of Growth accepted bribes and was imprisoned in the Heavenly Prison by the Heavenly King of Tota. ”

After hearing this, the Jade Emperor was furious, "It's really unreasonable." Then who is guarding the South Heavenly Gate now?"

At this time, the king of Tota also came to the temple, bowed down and said, "It is this king." This king is going to kill all these demons and monsters. After saying that, I wanted to turn around and leave.

The Jade Emperor suddenly said: "Don't worry, I don't know something, I hope the Heavenly King can answer for me." ”

The Heavenly King of Tota had no choice but to stand still in the middle of the field and said, "The Jade Emperor said that it is okay. ”

"When did this prison become your private cell? Clairvoyance can be in the prison? Have you ever asked me about Nezha? As my general, how can you say that you can manage it?"

When King Tota heard this, he quickly knelt down and shouted, "Please forgive the Jade Emperor." However, his eyes turned to the Buddha sitting on the throne, and there was no panic on his face.

After the Jade Emperor saw it, a fierce color appeared in his eyes, and he held back his anger and said: "Now that the demon beast is attacking, it is the time to use people, I hope the Heavenly King can behave well." ”

King Tota shouted thanksgiving and got up from the ground.

The Jade Emperor shouted, "Where is the Demon Suppression General?"

When the fat man heard the Jade Emperor shouting to himself, he suddenly rushed to the field, knelt down like the ancients, and shouted, "The last general is here." ”

The Jade Emperor nodded, this fat man was still more reliable when it was critical, "Although you are a general, you haven't arranged your duties yet, why don't you take charge of the prison?"

"Thank you for the grace of Emperor Yu, the last general will never live up to Emperor Yu's expectations!" the fat man said sonorously.

"Okay, good, good! Now that the demon beast is attacking, I wonder if you can disperse the attacking enemy?"

The fat man patted his chest and promised, "I should live up to my mission!" After speaking, he strode out.