Chapter VI Means
In front of the fat man, there was a beautiful woman sitting on a futon, her eyes closed and chanting, and her hands were constantly gesturing dazzlingly.
This woman's hair is black and shiny like a cloud and mist tied on the top of her head, covered with jewelry, the hair on her temples is as thin as cicada wings casually draped on her chest; her eyebrows are green, her long eyelashes tremble slightly, which is endearing; her pointed nose, white teeth, red lips, and small mouth move slightly, people can't help but have the idea of kissing incense; she is wearing a long golden dress with a jade belt around her waist, which shows that her breasts are plump, her waist is thin, and her skin is snow-white; the fat man is still a few steps away from her, but she can still faintly smell the attractive body fragrance in the air.
Although the fat man knew that the beauty in front of him could not be the Maria in his heart, he still couldn't help himself for a long time. When the beautiful woman heard the fat man's excited voice, she opened her eyes and asked in a charming voice, "What a nice name, Maria?" But I'm She Qi, the 10,000-year-old snake spirit, who are you, and why are you here?"
"Like, really, even the voice of the voice is exactly the same. The fat man was still in shock and did not answer the snake spirit's question.
I saw that the snake spirit's eyes turned twice, and said in a sweet and seductive voice: "This little brother is so rude, the slave family is asking you." ”
Hearing the seductive voice of the snake spirit, the fat man felt itchy to death in his heart, like a cat's claw, and the nosebleeds began to rise. There was also a strange feeling in the lower body, and then he found that his brother was still exposed, and hurriedly covered it with his hands.
"Ah, what did you just ask me?" the daring fat man didn't even hear the snake spirit's question.
"Forget it, I'll see for myself. With that, the snake spirit beckoned, and the crystal on the ground flew towards the snake spirit.
"My crystal!" the fat man anxious.
"Oh, when did the magic mirror become your thing?"
"I picked it up in a room where there was no one. ”
The snake spirit smiled and fiddled with the crystal in his hand.
"So you came here through the waterways. I said, I had already opened all the magic circles before refining the Heaven and Earth Mixed Yuan Pill, and even my husband couldn't enter except me, but I didn't expect the pool to be connected to my bathroom. ”
The fat man thought to himself, how could this snake spirit use crystals.
"Damn, have these monsters forgotten what I said, and dare to go to my bathroom!" said the snake spirit. I saw centipedes and toads jumping up and down on the cave on the crystal.
"Give me death!" The more the snake spirit looked, the more angry he became, and his hands shook to see all the centipedes and toads fall to the ground one after another, and his legs twitched a few times before he stopped moving, only the centipede leader struggled to run out. Although the temperature in the cave was high, the fat man still shivered.
The crystal screen turned, and a large bed appeared. A big fat man was frolicking with two beautiful women, the sheets were in disarray, and the clothes and pillows were all over the floor. The snake spirit scolded angrily: "Men don't have a good thing! I worked hard to make alchemy for him, and he actually stole food behind my back." The temperature around her quickly cooled down as if she could feel her mood.
"How did I scold all the men, I didn't steal the fishy. ”
"You're not fishy to steal. ”
The fat man was choked by the snake spirit for a moment and was speechless.
"It doesn't matter if this Dan is not refined, and those three dog men and women will see how I clean them up. With that, he stood up.
"You're a good fat man. The snake spirit circled the fat man a few times. The fat man suddenly felt comfortable, and after living for so many years, someone finally praised himself for his good looks, and he was praised by beautiful women. However, the next sentence made the fat man's mood fall to the bottom in an instant.
"Fatten it up a little more, it will definitely taste good. In other words, I haven't eaten human flesh for 10,000 years. As he spoke, he licked his lips with his seductive red tongue. "Also, you don't have to cover it, I've seen it all. Haha, it's so small, it's not as big as a caterpillar. ”
After speaking, without waiting for the fat man to react, he spat out the cold wind and froze the fat man into an ice sculpture.
The snake spirit opened the circle and ordered the demon guarding the door of the cave to carry the fat man to the cell. At this moment, the fat man in the ice cube was naked, slightly hunched over, and his hands were covered in his crotch, which looked very obscene no matter how he looked at it.
The two little demons struggled to carry the ice sculpture, and when they were halfway there, the two little demons talked.
"This fat man is so heavy, I can't even breathe. ”
"Yes. I don't know how the queen came out, it's still a big fat man with a bare ass. Could it be that the queen's alchemy is boring?"
"Shhhhh ”
After hearing this, the monster that was still in ** just now shrank his neck in fright, looked around, and stopped talking. At this moment, a big fat man led a group of little demons from a distance. When the big fat man was far away from the two little demons, the two little demons were already kneeling on the side of the road. When the big fat man came closer, the two little demons shouted, "The little one is the Scorpion King." ”
"There's a fat guy here. ”
"This is what the Queen gave to the younger. ”
"Oh, Madame is out of the customs, no, it takes seven seven and forty-nine days for the Heaven and Earth Mixed Yuan Pill she refined, so how could she be out of the customs the next day?" "Why is this fat man still naked?"
"I don't know. That's what the Queen looked like when she handed it over to us. ”
"Hmph, who else was in the Dan room at that time?"
"There should be no one but the Queen. ”
"How do you know?"
"The queen was too small to get in the way, so she kicked us out when she first started alchemy, and then opened the formation to strictly prohibit anyone from entering or leaving. ”
"Wow, yes, I'm so angry! Don't talk nonsense about today's things, do you hear that?" After speaking, he looked around, and the demons bowed their heads and promised.
"You split up to find the humans who broke into the cave, and if you find them, you will be killed. After saying that, ignoring the monster behind him, he strode forward, shaking the ground with a bang.
Although the fat man was frozen in the ice and couldn't speak or move his hands, he could clearly hear the monster's conversation, and his heart couldn't help but pound in fright.
The fat man is put in a cell by two monsters, and a figure is found in the cell. When the fat man saw this man, he was angry and turned to his guts, and his eyes were round, as if he wanted to choose someone to devour. I saw that the fat man's face turned red, and then blue, and his neck swelled as if it was about to explode, accompanied by a roar of the fat man, and the ice cubes were torn apart like broken glass. The fat man rushed at the figure and punched and kicked him, beating him again and again. Who is that person, but it is a black-faced man who was put in prison by a bat spirit. No wonder the fat man was so red when he saw him.
After Zhu Wujie was put in a cell, he became pale and weak after being sucked by more than a dozen bat spirits in turn. When he was drowsy after losing too much blood, two little demons carried the fat man in. Intimidated by the momentum of the fat man when he broke free from the ice, Zhu Wujie, who couldn't beat the fat man, suddenly became afraid. After cutting the bones and washing the marrow, the fat man's strength increased by three points, and after a while, the pig Wujie was beaten again.
"A good man spares his life, and grandpa spares his life. ”
"You hateful pig's head, I must kill you today. After speaking, he ignored the pig's undisciplined forgiveness, and used the fat man's self-created unique "invincible toad fist". It's really a tiger and a tiger dancing, fists to the flesh.
Zhu Wujie wanted to hide, but where could such a small cell go. After fighting for a while, the fat man was tired and panting, and his mood after being ruthlessly hit by the snake spirit became a little better, so he stopped.
Although Zhu Wujie was beaten all over his head and screamed, he had rough skin and thick meat, although he looked pitiful, but it was all skin trauma, and it was not a big deal.
"Get up for me, don't lie on the ground and be a dead pig. I was afraid that my clothes would get dirty, so I spared you, so I took off all my clothes. ”
"What are you going to do? I never wipe the poop. Zhu Wujie covered his ass with both hands and said pitifully.
", what do you want. I don't like popping chrysanthemums, don't you see that I have no clothes to wear? Take off your clothes and put them on for me. ”
"I took it off to you, and I don't have any clothes to wear. ”
"Why do you still want to be beaten?" said the fat man, shaking his fist.
Zhu Wujie had no choice but to take off his clothes to the fat man, leaving only a pair of big pants to wear on his body. Although the fat man is huge, he still feels that the clothes are too big after putting them on, but they are better than nothing, and he can't care too much about himself in prison.
The words were divided into two ends, and the scorpion king looked for a long time angrily, and finally saw the snake spirit who was drinking and eating vegetables in the dormitory.
"My husband is back. Why do you still have a droopy face, who dares to make my king angry? This wine and food taste very good, the king might as well taste it. ”
The Scorpion King drank the wine on the table and asked, "Madam, aren't you an alchemist, why did you come out so quickly?"
"If you don't want to practice, you will come out. ”
"I've heard that Madame sent a fat man with a bare ass out of Dan's room. This fat man can't be made by Mrs. Alchemy. ”
The snake spirit smiled charmingly, "I'm still jealous, the magic mirror is not here, I want to know what's going on, I can't see for myself." ”
"Oh, the magic mirror has been found? So that fat man is the thief who broke into the cave, and I just wanted to take someone to find him. But where are all the monsters I sent to find dead?" said the Scorpion King as he rummaged through the crystals, and in a moment it became clear.
"Hehe, madam, it's all my fault, I'm wrong to blame you, I'm sorry to tell you. The scorpion spirit said with a look of embarrassment.
"Husband's words are serious, it should be me who says I'm sorry to you. I went out early and disturbed the king's good deeds. ”
"I don't understand what Madame says. ”
"The husband really should try the food on the table, I didn't expect the butterflies and fox meat to be so delicious. From now on, I will eat these two kinds of meat at once. ”
The Scorpion King's face changed instantly. At this time, I saw the snake spirit glaring at each other, slapped the table vigorously and stood up violently: "Dare to ask my husband if you have had fun in the past two days?"
The Scorpion King's cold sweat flowed out instantly, "It turns out that you know everything, madam, you heard the explanation"
"Hmph, I've only been refining the pill for two days, and you're not in the room, and you're messing around with two goblins. Did you take me seriously?"
"Madame, I"
"Let me ask you again, have you found the old man who got the gourd seeds?"
"No, no. The old man must have fallen to his death, and even the magic mirror could not find any trace of him. ”
"But I felt the smell of the gourd seed on the fat man, and I had to bother my husband to go and investigate. Come, and invite the king to prison. ”
At this time, two snake demons came in from outside the cave, pressing the two arms of the scorpion spirit. The Scorpion King was furious, wanting to resist but unable to exert all his strength.
"Husband, don't struggle senselessly, do you feel weak and have no demonic power?"
"There is poison in the wine?!Is it the soft tendon powder that you refined yourself?!"
"Yes, without my antidote, you'd always be like this. I also ask my husband to reflect on his mistakes in prison, and when he understands when he understands when we are still a good husband and wife. Hold him down for me. ”
"Get out of here, be careful I kill you. ”
These two snake demons are the personal guards of the snake spirits, so they are not afraid of the threat of the scorpion spirits.
Seeing that the threat was not successful, the scorpion spirit hurriedly shouted: "Madam, I was wrong, I was really wrong. If you don't dare next time, you can spare me this time. ”
The snake demon turned his back and waved his hand, and when the two snake demons saw it, they dragged the scorpion spirit and walked out.
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