Chapter 5: The Magic Mirror
Besides, the fat man followed the mountain road and came to a hidden mountain gate, and there was faint vocal music coming from the mountain gate. The fat man wanted to go back, but he was afraid that the monsters behind him would chase him, so he gritted his teeth and walked in.
The cave is extremely wide, and there are many intersections in all directions. From time to time, there were cheers, cheers, men's laughter and seductive music, women's lewd laughter, and the fat man pursed his lips, secretly thinking that the monster would really enjoy it, and he knew how to have a party.
The fat man picked a path farthest from the sound that came from him and walked in. Not to mention, the fat man met very few monsters along the way, to be precise, he only met two monsters. A beautiful eyebrow, crystal clear eyes, the whole person exudes a unique temperament that is beautiful and refined, and does not eat the fireworks of the world, like the goddess of the school flower in the university; The two monsters passed by the fat man in a hurry, and they didn't notice that there was a pair of green eyes hiding next to them, staring at them tightly.
The fat man saw the two monsters go away and sighed, yes, yes, I didn't expect there to be such a beautiful monster, but it was a little worse than my Mary, it would be nice if I could marry such a wife and go home.
When he saw a cave in front of him, he went in. It was found that the cave was a bedroom, but it was empty. In the bedroom, there is a large crystal on the stone pillar next to it, a round stone table in the middle, and four stone benches are evenly placed around it, the most conspicuous of which is a large stone bed.
The fat man saw that the stone table was full of food, and after an afternoon of tossing, the fat man was already hungry, so he unceremoniously feasted on it, and saw that there was wine in the pot, and after tasting a few sips, he felt that it was very delicious, so he began to drink heavily. Seeing that the food on the table quickly disappeared, leaving bones and fish bones all over the ground, the fat man touched his exposed belly and hummed comfortably.
After drinking and eating, the fat man was a little sleepy, so he wanted to find a place who would. As soon as I came to the bedside, I found a set of men's clothes stacked at the head of the bed, and I couldn't help but be happy, and finally I didn't have to worry about the wind blowing the crotch of my pants and the birds flying. Hurriedly took off the tiger skin around his waist, put on the clothes, and felt quite comfortable after putting on the clothes, so he came to the crystal to see what he looked like now. But although the crystal is smooth, it just doesn't look like a fat man.
The fat man said angrily: "What a broken mirror, I want to see my appearance!" The crystal flashed and the figure of the fat man appeared on it, and it will rotate 360 degrees by itself, which can be big or small, near or far, and it feels like a smart computer. The fat man looked at it, and the clothes fit well on his body, as if they were specially made for the fat man. The fat man was stinking and beautiful, and the crystal flashed again.
"What's going on, why isn't it lit?"
The fat man felt that the crystal was magical, and began to study it. As an otaku, you will encounter all kinds of things on the Internet, and fat people will know a lot of knowledge without leaving home. After a while, the fat man figured out that as long as he said what he wanted to see to the crystal, the figure he wanted to see would appear on the crystal.
"Look where the two beauties went just now. The fat man said to Crystal.
The crystal flashed and a picture appeared, a big fat man was hugging the two sisters left and right, this one kissed, and the other touched it. The two sisters pursed their lips and grinned, and toasted frequently with wine glasses in their hands. Seeing that this can make the fat man angry, Nima's good cabbage has made the pig arch.
"Look what the bat demon is doing. ”
The crystal flashed and the picture appeared, only to see the bat demons putting Pig Wujie in the cell, and then flying to it to suck it up. The fat man was in a much better mood, and the dead pig demon calculated himself three times and twice, and finally got retribution. The fat man didn't want to think that it was he who beat and killed the pig demon at the beginning, and then the pig demon calculated him.
The fat man asked back and forth at Crystal, and Crystal also answered all questions. The more the fat man played, the happier he became, and he couldn't put down the crystal for a while. At this moment, the fat man saw through the crystal that the centipede spirit of the three-plate axe led a group of centipedes and toads to search for the mountain gate. The fat man suddenly lost all his sleepiness, took the crystal in his arms, and embarked on the journey of escape again.
The fat man walked out of the bedroom and continued down the mountain road. The more you walk, the higher the temperature, and you can faintly hear the sound of "ticking and ticking". After walking for a while, the fat man came to a cave, the cave is spacious and bright, there are many stalactites and stalagmites, the shape is peculiar, the colors are different, the illusion is changeable, the water droplets on it are crystal clear, sparkling, making the fat man dizzy, as if he is in the crystal dragon palace.
Stone stalactites and stalagmites are formed from limestone aggregates. The limestone in the cave dissolves in the water, and the limestone in the water accumulates little by little, gradually forming an ice-pick-shaped object on the roof of the cave, which is the stone stalactite. The water dripping from the roof of the cave falls to the ground, and the limestone also collects more and more, forming an upright bamboo shoot-like column, which is called the stalagmite. Over time, stalagmites and stalactites will be connected and become stone pillars.
There is a small pond in the innermost part of the cave, and the water droplets from the stalactites slowly gather here. The water in the pond is crystal clear, and a thin mist rises from the surface of the water, making it a little hot to the touch.
The fat man walked around the cave and found that there was no other way out, and he couldn't help but be anxious. Hurriedly took out the crystal he was carrying and asked, "Is there any other way out of the cave?"
The crystal flashed, revealing a three-dimensional picture of the cave. The fat man zoomed in on the picture and zoomed it in, and sure enough, he found something. I saw that the stone wall in front of me was a huge screen stone, which divided the pond into two, and the pond was figured out by a waterway. The fat man haha, the secret road is really the way of the sky, kissed the crystal in the hands of the two people, and then jumped into the water with it in his arms.
As soon as the fat man entered the water, he almost jumped up. The fat man was crawling and rolling all day, constantly fighting with monsters, and his body had already had back pain and scars, and he couldn't feel it when he ran away, but the fat man grinned as soon as he entered the water. However, after a while, the fat man screamed comfortably. The water in this pond is made up of dripping water from the 10,000-year-old stone stalactites, which itself is a treasure of heaven and earth, containing a large amount of heaven and earth vitality. Not only can it be used in alchemy, but the water contains a large number of beneficial elements, which can play a role in cutting bones and washing the marrow of the body. In addition, there is a heat source under the pond, so that the water temperature is suitable for soaking, and the fat man will of course feel very comfortable.
The fat man soaked for a while, and felt oily, sticky, and uncomfortable. A pinch of it was on his body, and he immediately rubbed a large piece of black ash. The fat man thought to himself, why is there so much ash, there is still time to wash, or not to wash. After thinking about it, he took off his clothes and put him on the shore.
As soon as he started washing, the fat man was taken aback. Make no mistake, a few rubs on the stomach can rub out a thirty-centimeter-long, chopstick-thick gray pillar. The fat man looked at the straight gray pillar in his hand and felt speechless, thinking: I didn't just take a shower last month, why is there so much ash. Hurriedly rubbed left and right, and before long, the water surface became dirty.
After washing, the fat man feels refreshed, his mind is active, his fatigue is swept away, and his body is full of strength. I looked at my skin, it became white and delicate, red and tender. Although the fat man in the past, as an otaku, was very white when he didn't see the sun all day long, but it was pale and not the crystal clear, shiny white of now.
The fat man touched his belly, felt as if it was a little smaller, and hurriedly stood up and looked down. The fat man put his right hand on his crotch, and muttered to himself with tears in his eyes: Brother didn't expect us to meet one day. But it was the fat man who threw himself into his big belly and saw a small bulge.
Just then, the fat man heard a noise outside the cave.
"Ahead is where the king bathes, Centipede Commander, shall we go in and search?"
"Search, even if you find the ends of the earth, find the thief!"
"But the queen has instructed the little ones that no monsters are allowed to enter this place. ”
"You don't know, when I went to report to the Scorpion King that someone had broken in, the Scorpion King was drinking, and took me to the dormitory to get the magic mirror, and it turned out that the magic mirror was stolen. The Scorpion King was greatly annoyed, and ordered me to find the magic mirror, and if we couldn't find it, we would all turn our heads to him. ”
"Why didn't you say it earlier, brothers, go quickly. ”
Seeing that the monster was about to come in, the fat man hurriedly collected his mood, grabbed the crystal on his clothes, and plunged down to swim into the waterway. The fat man burrowed into the waterway, and felt that it was pitch black in front of him, as if the surrounding rocks were squeezing towards him in unison. If he hadn't seen the crystal, the fat man wouldn't have believed that there would be such a waterway. The fat man swam along the waterway for two or three feet, and when he noticed a bright light in front of him, he hurriedly swam forward.
As soon as the fat man showed up, he felt that the temperature in the cave was extremely high. There was a huge gossip furnace standing in the center of the hole, white smoke billowing from the gossip furnace, and a raging flame burning underneath, while he was in a pool.
The fat man jumped out of the pool, clutched his brother, and walked on tiptoe in the cave. I just walked a few steps around the gossip furnace, and I couldn't help but be surprised when I saw a person, rubbing his eyes with both hands unconsciously, and he didn't even notice that the crystal fell to the ground.
"?!! of Mammalia"