Since it has been decided, then it is only necessary to act today, otherwise it will be too late after the old master Ji returns to Huashan tomorrow, and it will be difficult to get him under Lao Yue's nose at that time, but now it is almost time for dinner, in order to avoid suspicion, Ling Hu Chong still decided to take the two of them to dinner first, and then wait until the night is dark and the wind is high

So, the three of them ate dinner peacefully, and then walked out of the dining hall like nothing.

Linghu Chong said in a low voice: "Now, let's go back and disguise ourselves first, and then gather at the gate, and don't let Old Man Ji recognize us when we do it later!"

Yue Lingshan and Lu Monkey both nodded and went back to their own residences.

Linghu Chong also returned to his room, found a black clothes to change into, and placed Heimu Ling and Xiao Mu Xiao in the drawer, this action, his intuition told him that everything would never go as smoothly as he imagined!

After checking his outfit, Ling Hu Chong nodded with satisfaction, casually inserted the long sword diagonally behind his back, he carefully pushed open the door, and posted a note on the door, "This person rests, idlers do not disturb", and then performed light skills, stepped on the rubble, and made a few vertical jumps on the roof to the agreed gate to wait for the landing monkey and the little junior sister.

To be honest, Ling Hu Chong didn't want to take the little junior sister in his heart, but that little girl was too good at making trouble, if she didn't let her go, she might not be able to go to Lao Yue to make a small report in a fit of anger

"Brother Master~"

Ling Hu Chong, who was stunned, hurriedly turned around, only to see a large cloud of rouge and other things on the little junior sister's little face, which made him a little ridiculous.

"Little junior sister, what is on your face?"

"Hehe, it's the rouge I stole from my mother, didn't the master brother say that he wanted to put on makeup?

Linghu broke out in a cold sweat and said insincerely: "Well, it's good-looking!"

"But then again, why hasn't Senior Brother Lu come yet?" Ling Hu Chong muttered to himself.

"I've always been here, okay!" A resentful voice suddenly came from behind him, startling both of them at the same time!

Linghu Chong turned his head and saw a scarecrow at a glance, the "scarecrow" shook off all the straw on his body, leaving only a straw hat and a black power suit, he raised his hat slightly, revealing a face full of dust and eyes wrapped in a mass of similar white cloth.

"Senior Brother Lu Lu?" said Hu Chong in disbelief.

"Hehe, senior brother, I'm the first to arrive!" Lu Monkey said with a sense of accomplishment, standing here for a long time and no one found out, this is indeed a special kung fu only in Fusang country!

"Why did you make yourself look like this?"

"Didn't you let us disguise it, senior brother, I did it all to hide people's eyes!"

"That's right, I'm asking you to disguise it a little, but you don't need to put your pants on your head, do you?!"

The land monkey scratched his head embarrassedly and said with a smile: "Hehe, senior brother has good eyesight, you can see this!"

Ling Hu Chong said with a gloomy face: "Lewd, can I say that I smell it?"

In this way, the two-forced trio went down the mountain

(Linghu Chong: Just mention those two, why do you want to bring me with you!)

At the foot of the mountain, because he didn't know the home address of Old Man Ji, before Ling Hu Chong could speak, Lu Monkey volunteered to find someone to inquire.

"Hey, this aunt, do you know where an old man surnamed Ji lives here?"

"Auntie?"

"Do you want to call the eldest mother?" said the land monkey secretly. The mouth obediently called "Auntie, you know"

"Get out—" A burly woman slapped the land monkey aside.

"I'm still young, old lady!" said a burly woman who picked her nose and walked away

The poor land monkey covered his face and looked at the gloating Ling Hu Chong and the little junior sister, and felt very uncomfortable!

Linghu rushed over to help the land monkey, forced a smile, stretched out his hand and patted the latter's shoulder and comforted: "Senior Brother Lu, don't give up, remember, failure is success!"

"Fucking dinosaurs, my land monkey curses you to be ** a hundred times a day"

"I think she'll be grateful to you," Ling Hu Chong whispered into the land monkey's ear.

"Okay, for the sake of the last time you lent me money, Senior Brother told you"

"Wait a minute, I don't remember when I borrowed your money!"

"Uh, it's normal that you don't know, I took it myself. ”

"Your sister!" Lu Monkey followed Linghu Chong every day and learned a lot of essence, and now he is using what he has learned to explode a foul language.

"Calm, calm, everyone is the same brother!"

"Ignore your sister! Pay back, I remember it's four and a half cents!"

"Four and a half cents, boy, do you want to count me! Is it four cents!"

"Fart, the last time I bought a bun, I gave half a penny to the boss for less change, I remember it clearly!"

Linghu Chong: "You won"

The land monkey pouted triumphantly.

Ling Hu Chong smiled and said: "In that case, Senior Brother Lu, you should continue to inquire!

"Hmph! that's pretty much it!" the land monkey snorted, and then looked for a target to ask for directions.

"Hey, uncle, do you know where an old man surnamed Ji lives?"

The big man turned around, his face full of scars and scars, and a terrifying coercion came to his face, and the land monkey walked away very knowingly

"Hey, this aunt!"

"Auntie?"

"Auntie, aunt, aunt?" The land monkeys were rapidly turning the relevant keywords in the noisy sea.

"Great Aunt!"

"Get out—"

I didn't believe it, but the land monkey saw a cute little girl at forty-five degrees in front of her, and she ran over and took off her straw hat and asked, "Hey, this little sister, brother invites you to eat candy, you know."

Before he could finish speaking, the scarred face with his previous fleshy face grabbed him, and then a fat beating.

"Damn it! Don't think about hitting my baby girl!"

The land monkey, after being specially "educated", lay on the ground, and said with a sad and angry face: "Your grandmother, she is so ugly, and her daughter is so beautiful, you can tell at a glance that she is not her own, and she may not know how much she has brought with her green hat."

Before he finished speaking, Scarface's razor-sharp eyes swept over like a ray, and the horizontal flesh on his face shook violently, and he came back to grab him and beat him violently, I have to praise this person's hearing, to be precise, he should be particularly sensitive to the word "green hat"!

After getting up and asking several people one after another, the results were all unsuccessful, and in the end, the land monkey with a blue nose and swollen face targeted the white-haired grandmother who was selling tofu.

"Hey, grandma, do you know where an old man surnamed Ji lives?"

The old lady replied in a soft voice while applying rouge: "There are so many old men surnamed Ji here! Which one are you talking about? Huh? Wait a minute, what did you just call me?"

"Grandma!"

"You're blind! Old lady, tofu Shih Tzu, you dare to call me grandma?!"

"Poof!" Ling Hu Chong, who was leisurely drinking tea with his little junior sister, looked at the land monkey with a blue nose and swollen face, and couldn't help but feel ridiculous, and spewed out a big mouthful of mist.

At this time, the land monkey had a blue nose and swollen face, not to mention, and even the small pants and forks on his head were in tatters

"Senior brother, I" The land monkey's face was gloomy, and he almost wanted to cry.

Ling Hu Chong waved his hand and said, "Don't say anything, look at the senior brother!"

After speaking, Linghu Chong got up and walked towards the old woman who had applied rouge just now.

The land monkey's throat "clanged", and Yue Lingshan's big eyes stared at Ling Hu Chong without blinking.

Walking up, Ling Hu Chong took a closer look at the old woman who was full of age spots but had been wearing lipstick, cleared her throat, and asked in an unusually disgusting tone: "This beautiful big sister~"

The old woman reflexively raised her head and said, "Little brother, are you talking to me?"

Ling Hu Chong pinched his thighs vigorously while continuing: "Yes, big sister, who else here is so beautiful besides you?"

"Yo~ Little brother, you can really talk, but, my sister likes to hear the truth, do you know the kid who just came? I think you are all the way, it's too hypocritical, hehehe~"

"I'll you! You might as well beat me! I can't stand it—" Ling Hu Chong roared in his heart.

"That, big sister, I want to ask if there is a teacher surnamed Ji here?" Ling Hu Chong, who couldn't hold on, quickly cut to the chase, he was afraid that if he continued like this, he would want to kill someone

"Mr. Teach, surnamed Ji?"

"He also taught in Huashan a few days ago. Ling Hu Chong added again.

"Oh, hehe, you're talking about that dead ghost in my family~ What are you looking for him?"

Linghu Chong said secretly, "Damn, this kind of goods in this world is probably only the best heavy taste that can be eaten."

"Ahh

In this way, Ling Hu Chong, who was hypocritical to the extreme, chatted with the "big sister" for a few words and then got her home address.

When the goal was achieved, Linghu Chong didn't want to stay longer for a moment, so he ran away.

The "big sister" behind him threw a wink at Ling Hu Chong's back, beckoned and said: "Tomorrow, my dead ghost is not at home, and the little brother is going to come to play~ Big sister is waiting for you at home~"

"Wait for your mother's big head!"

"Eh, Senior Brother will know that it's done when you look at your intact appearance, right? How did you get that old woman?" Lu Monkey said with a wicked smile.

Ling Huchong nodded calmly, "Today's plan has been postponed for a few hours for the time being, and I'm a little uncomfortable now." ”

After saying that, he walked alone to a no-man's corner, and then

"Wow"

Yue Lingshan was taken aback, "Ahhhhh

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