CH.20 What a Hard ......

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"Ah~~ I'm finally alive!"

The big chubby hand wiped a handful on the already dirty apprentice priest's robe! and patted the Mediterranean-like light braincase, the two little black bean-like eyes narrowed and almost couldn't see, and the round fat priest said with a happy face.

In order to transport this big ball-like creature to a tavern in a nearby town, the old otaku and his party had a lot of effort! At this moment, the owner of this tavern was looking at a large pile of dishes and sighed - more than half of the store's food reserves had almost been consumed! The big fat man was easy to understand, and the undead knew how the delicate and slender red-haired little girl stuffed food that was more than her size into her little belly! (Hm~~ Everyone understands, Lena? Inbas is the guy with a four-dimensional belly!)

Because it hasn't gotten dark yet, there are very few guests in the tavern now, and it's a loss like this, or with Lina, Gaoli and a round fat priest, wouldn't it be overturned?

"Uncle Priest, Uncle Priest, why are you lying in such a desolate place?"

Sasami, holding the Emperor Oni (in the form of a little rabbit cat) in her arms, tilted her cute little head and asked curiously, not only her, but everyone else was also curious about this question!

"Hehehehe, cute little miss, it's not like I'm lying there!"

The round fat priest stretched out his big fingers as thick as carrots, scratched the little chin of the ghost and said happily.

"Isn't there only a few days left before the autumn harvest festival begins? I was in a hurry to go to the royal capital of Botlar to visit my goddaughter, and because I was in a hurry, I missed the place where I could settle down and rest, and the result was ......"

"Bodal!?" the old otaku and Ainius glanced at each other, and it seemed that they were still on the way!

"Ah~~ May Osetin's blessings always surround you, kind travelers! If it weren't for you, my old fat man's hundreds of pounds of meat would really be cheaper than the wild dogs wandering in the wasteland!"

Although he said this, it seemed that this round fat priest did not seem to be worried about this outcome.

"Well~~ When you go out, don't you rely on everyone to take care of each other?" Feng Kan said humbly.

"But how did you pass out there, and if you want to go to the royal capital of Portlar, don't you take the road to the south?" asked Snake suspiciously, this is also where everyone can't figure it out, from the place where the round fat priest was encountered, there is no town inhabited to the north, if he is from the north, how can it not be said?

"To the south?"

The round fat priest was stunned stupidly, and after a while, he stretched out his finger and pointed to the north, "Isn't that direction the south?"

"Hah~~~"

Everyone's shoulders shrugged down weakly, and it turned out that this round and chubby guy turned out to be a - super road idiot!?

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This round road idiot was full of red face, but it was very different from the ordinary fat man, his face did not have that kind of vague oil, but a kind of healthy red, it can be said to be a healthy red! By the way, it is a bit like the plateau red on the faces of people living in the highlands! The tall and fat torso gives people the illusion of being bloated and short, but if he stands up, he is not much shorter than the old otaku, and the hair on the top of the head on the round head is already glorious, forming a comical Mediterranean, with a square head, big ears, small eyes, and a wide nose, and he always maintains a smiling appearance. That kind of body and figure, how do you look very similar to the Maitreya Buddha in the temple!

"Mr. Priest, we are also heading to Bodal, if you don't mind, why don't you join us on the road?"

After thinking about it for a while, the old otaku decided to take this super road idiot with him, the so-called "good people do it to the end, send the Buddha to the west", if this round fat priest is left alone, the ghost knows where he will end up wandering! He has a good relationship with Archbishop Veronica of the Ossetine Cult and the Templar Kaorra, and it is not a big deal to carry it and do a favor!

"This ...... It's not suitable, is it? The old fat man has already caused you so much trouble!"

The fat priest hesitated shyly. He knows his situation very well!

"It's okay! just piggyback on one person, and then ......" the old otaku wanted to be happy when he thought about it, "You've been delayed in the wrong direction for so long, and it's too late, right?

As soon as he heard this, the round fat priest's face was huddled!

"In that case, the old fat man is cheeky to disturb you!"

After thinking about it, the round fat priest finally decided to accept the other party's kindness.

"Haven't asked yet?"

"Oh! look at me!" the fat priest patted his head, "I haven't even introduced myself yet, but it's ...... below."

Just then, a commotion from outside the tavern interrupted him!

"The bandits are coming! The bandits are coming! Run!"

“?? !”

The people in the tavern were stunned at the same time, but the face of this round fat priest changed! Only to hear the sound of "whew", his fat body seemed to be "bounced" out like a ball slapped hard, and he disappeared at the door of the tavern in front of everyone's eyes!

“............”

"So agile!"

Feng Kan and Snake glanced at each other, no one expected that this round and chubby guy would have such skills that did not match his size!

"Let's go!"

In fact, he didn't need to speak, the people in the tavern were all rushing towards the door......

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The streets are already in chaos, this is just a small town, and there are only a few hundred households in the whole town with less than 1,000 residents! In normal times, the residents of the town spontaneously organize a self-police regiment to maintain public order, but these forces are obviously unable to cope with the current situation!

"Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha"

The sound of horses' hooves came from far to near, and more than two dozen bandits armed with various weapons swaggered along the street!

"What's wrong? Ainius?"

Feng Kan inadvertently caught a glimpse of the beast-eared maid's strange face, there were really not many things that could make her expressionless face change!

"Master! these people...... I've seen it!"

Ainius had a strange expression on his face, which could not be said to be amused or helpless.

"Oh?

The old otaku was a little surprised.

"Do you remember that attack and defense battle in Colorstone Town?"

"You mean ......"

"There were a handful of enemies who escaped!"

“...... It's a small world!"

The old otaku laughed and sneered at the high-spirited bandits, this group of mercenaries who have become bandits are really lucky!

"Yo, there's a ball in the middle of the road!"

The bandits, who didn't know that a great calamity was coming, were still arrogant and arrogant, and they all laughed at the fat priests who were blocking the road! Since they were scattered under the city of Caishi Town, they have been running around and robbing such a small town for a living! The kingdom's army scattered in a hurry whenever they wanted to exterminate them, because there were not many of them, and the gods were out of nowhere, but the regular army of the kingdom had nowhere to go! Seeing that the other party could not do anything about themselves, they also became more and more arrogant!

“......”

The fat priest turned a blind eye to the other party's ridicule, and as soon as his body flicked, he had already rushed into the enemy group, reached out in mid-air, and knocked something on the head of the bandit in front of him!

"Poof!"

"Ouch!"

No one expected that this big fat man with a smile would be so happy, and he would do it without even saying hello, and the unlucky guy took a slap without warning, and rolled off the horse with his head in his arms, and there was a big red bump on his smooth head!

"Osetin taught us ......," said the fat priest slowly, as if nothing had happened, and everyone was stunned by him, and the bandits looked at him dumbfounded, not knowing what to do. That's also true, if a wolf is suddenly jumped up and bites off a piece of meat by a very harmless-looking white rabbit, it probably reacts like this.

“...... Be merciful to others! If you are still so unrepentant, the old fat man will beat someone!"

(...... You've already hit!)

"Hahahaha"

In the midst of the laughter, the tense atmosphere suddenly vanished! When they saw clearly what the fat priest used to beat people, everyone finally couldn't help but laugh! This big fat man was so funny, the thing he used to beat people turned out to be a ...... Bread!?

If the bread can be calculated in "strips", the length can be imagined! It is dirty, black, dry, and shriveled I don't know how many years it has been left in! The years have left countless traces on it, and at the same time, it has also endowed it with unstoppable lethality! It is definitely impossible to eat it, and no one has such good teeth, and even if there are such strong teeth, it is estimated that it will not have such a good appetite! But it is just right to knock people!

What a hard one!

"TMD is looking for death!"

When they were laughed at like this, the bandits' faces immediately became unbearable! The reason why they were able to be so unscrupulous was entirely because they took advantage of people's fear! If the hundreds of people in the whole town really rose up to resist, how could they really resist with their 20 or so people? Now that they were disturbed by this big fat man, the fear of the townspeople was reduced by half, and it was not so easy for them to continue to run rampant and domineering!

"Kill this fat man!"

The bandit leader immediately made a decision -- if he wanted to recover his declining situation, he must use cruel means to establish his authority! Otherwise, let alone the townspeople, even his own subordinates may never obey the command again!

The bandits also reacted, and all kinds of weapons were greeted at the round fat priest!

"Do it!"

At this time, the old otaku didn't continue to watch the excitement, and rushed up with a whistle!

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