CH.19 A Round Fat Priest!
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The tin sheet is crunching on the road!
There is a famous saying - life is full of accidents!
Nothing goes 100% as you planned!
The unexpected addition of the master and servant of Alesia made the space of the iron sheet cramped all of a sudden!
In line with the principle of ladies first, the "ladies" of Ainius, Sashami, Elesia, Grath and Lena unceremoniously divided the cab of the Topkik pickup into their sphere of influence! Although the old otaku has also gone through the "death" struggle, how can he be invincible with two fists and four hands, and the heroes can't stand the crowd, how can he be the opponent of the two sharp-toothed little girls Lena and Elesia? Besides, Snake, Wolverine, and Todge all disdain to deal with a bunch of little girls about such trivial matters, and if Gouri doesn't help there, everything will be fine! As for Geralth, the old fox, although he can't say that he fell into a well, he also fully demonstrates what it means to be "a gentleman does not stand under a dangerous wall"! He smeared oil on the soles of his feet very happily, and disappeared in a flash!
So, under the wordless threat of Ainius, the old otaku had no choice but to obediently climb into the car body......
"As the saying goes: 'There is always only a thin line between hell and heaven!' I didn't expect Lao Tzu to one day be able to deeply understand the meaning of this sentence!"
A group of big men crowded into the car body, the old otaku glanced at the spring-like cab that was blocked by a thin layer of steel plates, the girls didn't know what they were talking about, and the silver bell-like laughter came into his ears from time to time, scratching his heart itching uncomfortably!
"Wow~ This thing is running so fast!"
Gao Li looked heartless and looked around, observing the scenery around him with great interest!
Tochi still sat in the corner like Tarzan, and since Eagle Feather healed the part of his body that had been damaged by nuclear radiation, his pale hair began to gradually regain its original color! But the habit he had formed over the years had kept him silent and meditating like a philosopher!
Snake and Wolverine chatted with each other, but almost no one could understand their topics!
"A bunch of big men got together, and they didn't even talk about women?
The old otaku's shoulders shrugged down in a decadent manner, and his body slumped along the steel plate behind him! Geralth's flickering figure in the sky followed closely the Topkik pickup on the rough mountain road......
It only took about half a day to get out of the mountains without any danger! Iron Sheet's footsteps were indeed not slow! There was a surprised cheer from the cab from Alesia!
"Holy!"
The old otaku suddenly turned from a silent state to an explosive state!
"Sir!
Snake looked around alertly, and Wolverine quickly changed from a sitting position to a squatting position that could burst out faster!
“...... Little P is out of power!"
Feng Kan shook the PSP in his hand, which was already in a completely silent state, with a sad face! Usually he sat in the car and connected to the car charger to use it, but this time he forgot about the current situation, and still uncontrollably squeezed the remaining value of the poor game console in his hand! In fact, it is a miracle that a battery of 1,200 mAh can last so long!
“......”
Snake and Wolverine lifted their vigilance with a helpless expression, and they were indeed speechless for this guy who was out of tune!
"It's boring!"
The old otaku looked up at the sky idly, thinking of the royal capital of Portlar, there were at least two or three days away, and in order to be in a hurry, the iron sheet would only stop every day as a last resort! This would kill Lao Feng! Do you want to sleep with your head in the middle of the day? Don't be kidding!
"Snake!"
“Sir?”
"Sing a song and listen to it!"
“............”
"Just kidding!"
“He_was_just_a_cherry_trooper_andhe_surely_shook_with_fright
(He's just a new paratrooper and he's really trembling in battle)
As_he_checked_all_his_equipment_and_made_sure_his_pack_was_tight
(He and on his gear, tighten his umbrella bag)
He_had_to_sit_and_listen_to_the_awful_engines_roar,
(He had to sit in the cabin and listen to the irritating engine roar)
And_he_ain‘t_gonna_jump_no_more.
(He doesn't want to jump again!)
Gory,Gory,What_a_helluva_way_to_die
(Gary, Gary, TDM bad death!)
Gory,Gory,What_a_helluva_way_to_die
(Gary, Gary, TDM bad death!)
Gory,Gory,What_a_helluva_way_to_die
(Gary, Gary, TDM bad death!)
Heain’tgonna_jump_no_more
(He doesn't want to jump again!)
..................”
Surprisingly, Snake actually sang in his deep, magnetic voice......! Isn't this the military song of the West Point Military Academy? The old otaku blinked in surprise, and the reason why he knew so clearly was entirely because of the film "Band of Brothers"! That melody was the one sung by the soldiers on the truck in the ninth episode of this film! That simple and melodious melody was plain but full of helpless and regretless passion! (It was originally the military song of the 101st Airborne Division! Interested friends can find and listen to it! The title of the song is "Blood_On_The_Risers_1958"! Very good to say! Gradually, the depression in his heart was swept away!
“......
The_days_he’d_lived_and_loved_and_laughed_kept_running_through_his_mind;
(That day, he was still thinking about his old life, thinking about love, laughing and running)
He_thought_about_the_girl_back_home,the_one_he’d_left_behind;
(Missing the girl next door, he will stay)
He_thought_about_the_medics_and_wondered_what_they’ed_find.
(A brother in the back left of him wonders how the medic could find him)
He_ain’t_gonna_jump_no_more.
(He doesn't want to jump again!)
Gory,Gory,What_a_helluva_way_to_die
(Gary, Gary, TDM bad death!)
Gory,Gory,What_a_helluva_way_to_die
(Gary, Gary, TDM bad death!)
Gory,Gory,What_a_helluva_way_to_die
(Gary, Gary, TDM bad death!)
Heain’t_gonna_jump_no_more
(He doesn't want to jump again!)
......”
As if infected, Wolverine also hummed along to the melody. At first, he just hummed softly, but the further he went, the louder his voice became, and in the end, only the sonorous songs of Snake and Wolverine could be heard floating in the sky in the open space!
Looking at those two radiant faces, others were gradually infected by the two, although they couldn't understand the lyrics, although they didn't know what they were singing, but as long as they were men, they wouldn't be unresponsive to this kind of song!
"Squeak~~~"
The girls in the cab weren't much affected, but the big guys in the car were all gurgling and turning into rolling melons!
"I'm the sun! What the hell are you doing with Ironskin!"
The old otaku roared angrily, there was no way, he leaned his back against the baffle of the front of the car, and with this sudden braking, he completely became someone else's meat pad!
“...... Master......”
Ironhide innocently flashed his headlights twice, signaling the crowd to look forward.
In the very center of the avenue, a red and round thing collapsed there!
"What is this?"
The old otaku and the others curiously jumped out of the car together and moved closer.
"Hmm~~"
As soon as it got closer, the thing suddenly snorted weakly.
"It's a person!"
"Why are you lying here?"
“...... It's so round!"
"This style of dress...... It's a priest, right?"
That's right, this red, pile-like pile of rotten flesh is a round fat priest in a bright red apprentice priest robe!
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PS: Guess who this is?~~ Actually, this guy has been mentioned in the previous story!
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