Miss's surname is Leng, her name is Yan, her name is arrogant, she is twenty-eight years old, and she is twenty-nine years old.

He is still unmarried.

That's a joke, it doesn't matter what the lady's surname is, the important thing is that this young lady won't laugh.

Let him be: rhetoric, sweet talk, crazy talk, whispering, just not laughing.

Nor do they speak.

So that Daoist Fang was like a fool.

This was originally an iceberg beauty, everyone was looking at Daoist Fang, everyone was looking at a fool, or rather, a toad who wanted to eat swan meat!

Joke!

But this toad is also unusual, known as the yellow toad: "Miss, let me tell you a joke?"

"Okay! Okay!" Xiaomei hurriedly clapped her hands and laughed: "Laugh at my young lady, reward you with two taels of silver!"

"Don't! Don't!" Xiao Cui hurriedly covered her ears, and said in her heart that the dog's mouth could not spit out ivory: "Miss, Miss, don't listen to him-"

Iceberg beauty, indifferent.

From beginning to end, she hadn't looked at him, even a half-eye, and that said it all.

"There was a new daughter-in-law, who went back to her mother's house crying and complained about her mother's grievances and bitter words-" This is the case, and everyone is listening: "The next day, the old woman angrily broke through the door of her in-laws' house, and wanted to ask for justice, saying that it was a big family, and the whole family was there-" said the dog's mouth, and sure enough, this was a meat joke: "Mother-in-law, mother-in-law, how did you coax my family! Who has heard of it, who has heard it, the big family has a small bed, and the score is up and down when sleeping!"

Xiaomei grinned, and Xiaocui blushed. The eyebrows and eyes of the public officials are vivid. Listen.

"Mother-in-law. Anyway, it was difficult to speak, and the whole family lowered their heads. The old woman, angry, continued to ask loudly: "Mother-in-law, mother-in-law, your bed is small and you can bear it, why don't you let the pillow be pillowed?" was emotional, so he shouted: "Who has heard of it, who has heard it, everyone has pillows, and your pillow is on the waist!" Xiaomei still giggled to herself, and all the officials laughed together, Xiaocui was strange: "Pillow waist? How do people sleep on that back......?"

While speaking, there are already tens of thousands of people, Chinese New Year's Eve, this place is the most lively!

"Mother-in-law. Anyway, the whole family is red-faced. The old woman is even more unforgiving: the mother-in-law, the mother-in-law, the pillow and the waist, how can you marry a daughter-in-law and raise a cat? Don't you know, that in-law's family, the table slammed and slammed: mouth to mouth, feed or feed, feed and don't chew, this is thinking, choking my daughter!"

Let's focus on the following points, and listen carefully.

Seeing that the child was wronged, the old man hurriedly played a round: four, four, gray chaos, four mess!" At this time, some people laughed, and those who didn't understand understood, the eldest girl blushed, and the little daughter-in-law covered her mouth and was happy: "Mother-in-law, sigh, glance at your old lady: Father-in-law, father-in-law, you are not a little daughter-in-law, what are you happy to do when you cover your mouth?"

The women were stunned.

The men laughed violently!

Xiao Cui covered her mouth and asked quietly, "Sister, what are you happy about?"

Xiaomei shook her hand stupidly: "Phew!"

"Go on! Go on!" There was no shortage of good deeds present, and it was a long joke: "Is there anything else?

"Yes, yes, naturally yes, listen to me, at this time, a servant ran in outside the door, his eyes were wide with anger, and he pointed and shouted-" Daoist Fang opened his eyes angrily, and pointed and shouted: "You old woman, you still have the face to say, the crows in the world are generally black, and your girl is not good!"

"How do you say this, how do you say this?" Daoist Fang was stunned, and everyone asked together, "How do you say this?"

"The young grandmother also steals Han, and the stealing is the villain, I can't say it, it's faceless, the villain has no face to say, but, but-"

"How?

The servant cried, and cried and said: The moon was dark and the wind was high, and the villain couldn't sleep left and right, thinking that if there was a fairy to hug, it would be good to be a Bajie! Who knows, who knows, when it comes to the immortals, the immortals will arrive, and they don't say a word when they come, they strip and give them a hug! Ouch, I am the earth, the villain was so beautiful at that time, the heart said that a thousand years and so on, the fox spirit, the white lady, who cares who she is, anyway, the light is turned off in the house, cough! Speaking of this, everyone in the room can hear it, and that person must be the eldest young grandmother: You are a human being, chewing the root of your tongue indiscriminately, and saying! Say it again!"

The crowd shouted, "Say, say, speak!"

"The villain didn't want to say it, but she, she, she, she, she was too much! That person, that person, anyway, just didn't speak, tied me on the bed, rode the villain as a horse, pillow cushioned under my waist, whipped, stick, blindfolded, lit wax, zilala, zilala, pa, what do you say she is going to do? What are you going to do! Toss and turn, toss and go, that's a hundred tricks, not counting even biting and grabbing, that night, I'm in the sky, tossing and turning, that's a lot of effort to kill me, everyone said, everyone said, is there any heavenly reason in this? Everyone said, everyone said, there is no king law in this!"

"It's coming. The fat boy sighed: "I knew it, it's here again!"

"Childe, Childe, the villain said that you don't want to be angry, it's not that the villain doesn't say it, the villain doesn't dare to say it, here is a sentence, turn around and stab the knife-"

The villain said, looked at the thin boy, and everyone looked at the thin man, and the thin man smiled bitterly: "Sure enough, the villain, bite back!"

"It's helpless, it's helpless, the son has a good father, the villain is single, and the left and right are also dead, anyway, it's a mess-"

"This lord, I can't be provoked. Gao Gongzi sighed: "The next one must be—"

"Not bad!" said the short boy, "I beat him the hardest, and the one who will end up the worst!"

"What is the evidence? What is the evidence? As the saying goes, one family has spread the word to a hundred families, and the two families have stopped doing it, and they say that they have to talk about evidence in everything, how can they talk nonsense! They say that there is evidence, they have their own evidence, and there are many witnesses here, and there is a lot of physical evidence--" The Taoist priest who spoke Fang rolled up his sleeves, just raised one hand and raised the other hand high above his head: "Don't say anything about the one who smokes and beats, just say one bite, everyone looks, everyone looks, everyone looks, who bites this? Who bites this?"

Under the light, on the wrists, there were a circle of tooth marks, oozing with beads of blood.

It's like a watch without a piece.

Deserved!

It turned out that the moral heavenly monarch also gave him a bite back, Lao Tzu, he is definitely not a vegetarian.

"Who bit this? Who bit this?" When my cousin walked around the field, everyone was confused: "Famous brand goods, limited edition?"

"Look! Look, everyone, look at it, see clearly! The servant shouted, "This!" was bitten by the eldest young grandmother! Having said that, the matter has been clear, and for a while both families are blushing, blushing and thick-necked, but fortunately, the old man is a person who understands, saying no, no, sir, I can't bite out such a tight and round tooth mark!"

All the people looked at Tie Ding again, and now Tie Ding is also a celebrity: "Damn! I'm waiting here!"

But seeing that the tooth mark was tight and round, and it was small and sharp, and it must have come from the woman's mouth, even the old lady had nothing to say. But the old woman still had something to say, and the old woman suddenly laughed and said, Hahahahahahahaha!" Daoist Fang suddenly laughed, Mu Ran laughed: "That's not my daughter, it's not my daughter's daughter, hahahahahaha!"

"Hahahahaha!" "Good guy, even Murong Gongzi has calculated it!"

Murong Gongzi laughed loudly, Sen Ran laughed, and also showed a mouthful of sharp white teeth: "Hahahahahahahaha!"

"Who is that person, who is that person?" Fang Yin looked around and asked strangely, "That woman, who is it?"

Nobody knows, it's a joke.

"This is a headless case, don't say Master Bao, it's Miss Bao who is here-" Qi Huo, slanted his eyes when he spoke, and the lantern trembled: "I'll wait for you, little ghost!"

Finally, the old lady spoke, and the old lady said slowly: Go, call all the women in the house, big and small. Talking called, there are thirty-eight in all, and the old ones don't count the toothless ones and the dentures don't count—"

"Damn! You're still not finished!" said with a smile.

"Laugh, give me a smile, the old lady said slowly, this time, don't laugh, whoever doesn't laugh is, there is a ghost in his heart. At this point, I saw my heart, and everything was aimed at one person: "All the people laughed, all the women laughed, all the men laughed, and only one person did not laugh." All the teeth were exposed, all the teeth were mutilated, all the teeth together could not bite out such a circle of tight and round tooth marks, and only one person did not smile. Everybody's weird, they're all asking that person, Miss, Miss, everyone else is laughing, why don't you laugh?"

Iceberg beauty, indifferent.

From beginning to end, she hadn't looked at him, even a half-eye, and that said it all.

Let everyone look at her, wait for her, see if she laughs or not, wait to see her laugh, let everyone talk to themselves.

Everything doesn't matter, what she looks at is him, it's the one: hahahaha!

Miss is not surnamed Leng, Miss surname is Zhong, the bell who fell in love at first sight.

A deep love. (To be continued......)