"Don't play, it's boring!" Daoist Fang was extremely disappointed, and his tongue was already numb: "Scattered, let's go home!"

This young lady is even more difficult to deal with than that Xiangye, she is not sincere at all, she does not cooperate at all, she completely treats Daoist Fang as air, and it is the kind that has no taste, it is not as good as a fart: "Hahahahahaha!"

However, Murong Gongzi doesn't seem to have had enough.

It was expressionless, insensitive laughter, like a sharp sword, sloppy, stopping, and could cut everything: "Hahahahahaha!"

However, what keeps cutting is the light, the light of the eyes, and what is constantly cutting is love, the love of love.

The people didn't disperse, as if they hadn't had enough of it.

It doesn't matter if the joke is funny or not, there is only one fool, from beginning to end.

Miss Zhongqing, moved.

Idle clouds flowed, walked through a fool, walked past a madman, walked in front of the lantern beauty, and smiled: "Hello Mr. Bai." ”

It turned out that the beauty was a female gentleman: "Zhong Nu has a good history." ”

It turned out that this young lady was still a female official: "But I don't know, my sister has always been clean and self-conscious, why is she walking with that frivolous and floating person today?"

was originally acquainted, but it can be said that the relationship between the two daughters is excellent: "Why is this so, my sister knows herself." ”

"Look at people's words and deeds, look at their behavior, and even more so look at their hearts, sister, but?"

"The husband's heart, the five internal organs are specialized, and the eyes are also the know-how, you see that his eyes are clear and clear, and he is not the traitor of Meng Lang. ”

I see, everything is a façade, and Daoist Fang is essentially a righteous gentleman.

"Really?"

"Yes. ”

When saying this. Daoist Fang was walking back. Holding a girl in one hand: "Okay." Xiaomei fifty taels, Xiaocui fifty taels, neither of you is allowed to rob it, sister-"

When he spoke, he had no skin and no face: "It's negotiated, two hundred taels." ”

Zhong Nushi, turning her face sideways, finally glanced at him officially: "Xiaomei." Xiaocui, why are you two messing around with him?"

"Miss, Miss, Miss, Miss......" Xiaomei Xiaocui, with a nymphomaniac look: "He, he said, he said he was ......" in the blink of an eye, it was effortless, this was not a matter of money at all, it turned out that Fang Xiaohou had exposed his identity. At that moment, Xiaomei Xiaocui was ready to make a promise together: "Who is that, will you marry me? Will you really marry me? Fifty taels is fifty taels." I don't care about being small and big, you can't go back, say it's okay, say it's okay......"

"A gentleman's word, four horses are difficult to chase!" Sure enough, two hundred taels, generally posted upside down: "Whoever wants to repent, who wants to regret who is a puppy, don't believe in Lagouer, come and come, Lagouer hangs ......"

The three of them pulled hooks, and one hooked: "A hundred years, no change!"

"Xiao Fang Yin, don't mess around. Mr. Bai, called Bai Suzhen, is the White Lady: "You can't play like this, they will take it seriously." ”

"Huh, Xiao Fang Yin, why do you call me Xiao Fang Yin?" Fang Xiaohou still didn't know that death was coming: "It should be called, Xiao Xianggong, it's right!"

He didn't know that this female gentleman really had the number one in the education circle in the capital: "Fang Yin, Fang Jizhi, the son of the Marquis of Zhongyong, right?"

This is, Sanniang's godson: "Xiao Fang Yin, listen well, my Bai family and your Fang family are world friends, and my uncle treats me like a nephew, what you said at this time, what you have just done, I will tell my uncle exactly word for word when I come to the door in the future-"

"Sister!" Fang Xiaohou Ye, the scorpion was about to jump: "Don't say it! I'll kneel for you!"

"Sister don't say it, there is also sister, this Zhong Nushi, when the eldest daughter of Zhong Zheng, the right prime minister, the law of the Ministry of Rites and Rites, the joke you just told, she will also tell her uncle word for word——"

"No, sister!" Fang Xiaohou Ye was already kneeling, one knee was crisp, and his hands were raised high: "Your father is also a Xiangye? You also know my father? It can't be such a coincidence? This is not a family, you can't enter the door by mistake!"

Zhong Nushi didn't bother to pay attention to him, but said: "Little master, everyone else laughs, why don't you laugh?"

At this time, Daoist Fang finally discovered a problem: there was only one person kneeling on the ground, and there was only one!

Later, another problem was discovered: it turned out that the iceberg beauty could laugh, and sure enough, it was a good tooth!

In the end, I found out that it was a dream, and it turned out that he was sleepwalking.

"Hahahahaha!" But Murong Gongzi was still there laughing for no reason, laughing inexplicably, laughing so much that his heart was hairy and laughing like a nightmare that followed his life: "Hahahahahaha!" After that, everyone stopped laughing, and Murong Gongzi was still laughing: "Hahahahahaha!" After that, the iceberg beauties were in tears, and Murong Gongzi was still laughing. "Hahahahaha!" There is only one real fool, and there is only one real madman, when it comes to pretending to be crazy and stupid, Murong Gongzi is more clever: "Hahahahahahahaha!"

This is Yu Shen, he is a member of the Yu family, and in the end, Daoist Fang finally discovered the truth of the facts.

Murong Gongzi is the source of madness.

Not to mention Daoist Fang, Daoist Fang's only plan now is to destroy all the human and physical evidence present, so as to cover up his ugly crimes.

also said that the bell of love, and the chastity of Suzhen.

After finishing my cousin's statement, I looked back on my son's childhood, which was extremely tragic and tear-jerking, so it was recommended to prepare a paper drawer.

Speaking of Chiyu Academy, Bai Suzhen, Yu Murong, and Zhong Qing were all fourth-grade students at the time, and they were in the same class, a class of the fourth grade. At that time, Zhong Qing was twelve years old and was the class flower in the class, and Bai Suzhen was fifteen years old, and he was already the school flower of the school. As for Yu Murong, he was already sixteen years old at the time, and because of his super age, his admission grades were super good, so he started directly from the fourth grade.

On that day, the peach blossoms were in full bloom, the rain kept falling, and the sixteen-year-old Murong Gongzi caused a great sensation when he appeared in the Chiyu Academy for the first time! It's too handsome. He is more handsome than any male student in the academy, including the male teacher. She is more beautiful than any female student in the academy, including the female teacher, and has a pair of silver eyes as bright as stars. On that day, the peach blossoms were colorful and the drizzle was continuous, and the sixteen-year-old Murong Gongzi carried a schoolbag and did not have an umbrella, just standing alone in the middle of the playground in the rain.

It's just late. Arrived a full two hours late.

Previously, the son of the Left Prime Minister's Mansion was just a legend, and no one had ever seen it, including the young lady of the Right Prime Minister's Mansion, who loved it. Zhong Qing fell in love with him almost at first sight, like Bai Suzhen, and the girls of all grades of Chiyu Academy at that time, that day, the peach blossoms fell into mud with the wind. One thousand and one girls registered in the academy gathered on the school's playground with two thousand and two umbrellas to shelter them from the wind and rain. Be willing to be a messenger of flowers. That day, that day, there was only one topic of discussion between Chiyu Academy and all the students and teachers of Golden Scale Academy, including the school leaders, that was the boy and the teacher.

The teacher was the homeroom teacher of the first class of the fourth grade, and he was seriously injured and could not attend classes for three months.

The most ruthless one was Bai Suzhen, at that time, Bai Suzhen was the overlord in the school, the overlord flower, the eldest sister, known as the White Lady, and her fame was far and wide, and even the princes and princesses of the Golden Scale Academy were her loyal fans. That time, it was the white lady who personally made an umbrella for Yu Murong, and she was the only one who dominated her, which directly led to her best friend and the most capable cadre, known as Sister Xiaoqing's love against her, and she didn't give her the shredded meat in the lunch box for a whole week.

Yes, no one has seen the Yu family before, it should be said that no outsider has seen the Yu family's son, sixteen years, he didn't go out, and the Yu family's son lived in that mansion for sixteen years. After that, everyone found out that this classmate Yu Murong was a mute. No one could communicate with him, no matter who he was, he was a mute and at the same time deaf, had not spoken a word since the first day of school, and could not laugh, nor cry, nor had any expression on his face at any time. Fortunately, he is not blind, he can see, and he can wait for him to see, anyone in front of him is air, and it is the kind that has no taste. It's like, a severely autistic teenager, living in his own world, at most, suddenly gives you, inexplicably like crying and laughing twice, that's it, hehe, hehe, hehe......

The Creator is fair, there is no perfection in the world, and no fool is just a fool no matter how handsome. Don't you know, this fool is also a madman, a year later, just when even the White Lady and Sister Xiaoqing were about to give him up, Yu Murong, a student in the first class of the fifth grade, finally said the first sentence since he entered the school, and that sentence is now really clear and clear in the ears of the two: I don't have the surname Yu, call me Murong. The dumb spoke, I have the world, in a word, the earth is turned upside down, the stars have fallen, and the history of Chiyu Academy has been rewritten since then.

This is not a thing in the pool, why should the rules be restricted, the second sentence said by the seventeen-year-old student Murong is: Lao Tzu is the first in the world, and he is not convinced!

The first to compare is the next generation, one class, all classes, both male and female students.

The latter is Mr., and all the subjects and all the teachers are compared one by one.

No one can compare to him.

Wen is also the first, martial arts is the first, the style is the first, the eloquence is the first, the sword, the sword, the halberd, the bow and the horse, the piano, chess, calligraphy, the astronomy, the geography, the victory of the pond fish to pick off the golden scales, the later life vomits blood Mr. coma, Lao Tzu said that the world is the first, Lao Tzu is the first in the world!

So far, the first king in the world is the hegemon, and the golden scale pond fish respects the boss, but in three days, all of them are handled.

At that time, all the teachers were afraid of him, all the boys loved him, and all the girls hated him, including the White Lady and Sister Xiaoqing.

There is only one reason, classmate Murong is not close to women.

That year, the truancy incident, class boycott incident, brawl incident, early love incident, and jumping off the building and jumping into the river at Chiyu Academy were sixty times more than the previous thirty years combined, and eight or nine times out of ten were related to the madman in the first class of the fifth grade. Young people, don't be too crazy, you must know that a mountain is more high, and there is a reason that there are people outside the sky, at that time, the dean of Chiyu Academy, that is, Bai Suzhen's father Bai Chengcai, finally got angry, and personally went out, and ordered him to quit school immediately, and found the student's parents in an unsuccessful situation, ran to Nanshan, please move the true holy Buddha!

"Nan Wu-" Abbot of Kongwen, who was the Abbot of Kongwen that year, and the honorary dean of the pond fish at that time: "Amitabha!"

As soon as the abbot came, he suppressed Murong classmate, just like the Buddha suppressed Sun Monkey: "There is one person, why don't you compare?"

There was a man who was a gardener.

"There is another person, why don't you compare?"

The gardener smiled with a leaf, and the cook carried a kitchen knife: "Lao Tzu is the first, and how many people are there?"

The third person is the one who picks up the dung.

At that time, everyone was present, and everyone saw how Murong changed from the first madman in the world to the first fool in the world, Yu Murong: "Heh, he, hehe, he!"

Everything is just appearances, and only the wisest old man will understand: "Child, go home." ”

It's only been a year and a half, and Murong has dropped out.

Like a meteor, it crossed by, disappeared in the academy, and disappeared into the world.

Yes, but the legend is eternal, and the influence is far-reaching, just like the history of female teachers and women at this time.

There is no doubt that there is one person in the hearts of the two people, and there is only one person, who is still Murong Gongzi at this time.

Older women, they don't hate to marry, and no one can touch the hearts of these two people, they may not get it, and they don't pity themselves: "Murong-Murong-"

Only, sometimes, from a distance, it is enough to look at him: "This little monkey is also your person?"

"Hahahahaha!" "This road has a true meaning, and the one who wants to argue has forgotten to speak, and the one who doesn't speak may not be dumb: "Hahahahahahaha!"

The two laughed at each other, generally expressionless. (To be continued......)