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The aborigines of the Void Wilderness are truly different. If you are still in the sun, ordinary people encounter robbers who are robbing and have no time to escape, how can there be such a self-volunteering and stupid person who can't get up?

The guy who spoke had blue hair and green eyes, and his skin looked as if he had been soaked in a dye shop, and he looked like a big pork belly.

As soon as the blue-haired diner's words fell, the strange man who stuck out his tongue earlier laughed and said, "Blue smoker, how about you and I divide this piece of fresh meat equally?"

"Blue smoker, Panlongzi, those who see it have a share, be careful to eat alone without assholes!" A bewitching-looking beautiful woman said: "Don't worry, my red scorpion has a small appetite, as long as the two pieces of breast meat on his body will be enough." ”

"I like to eat brain flowers, give me my head!" "I want his two paws!" "Offal, Lao Tzu loves to eat fat sausages!" "His legs and buttocks are the most tender!" "Tongue, I love tongue alone!" "Ears are delicious, crispy!"

There was a lot of noise in the lobby, bursts of noise came and went, almost toppling the roof, more than 20 greedy eyes gathered on Diao Xiaosi's body, and the cook in the back hall also rushed out with a knife, as if the most sought-after fresh seafood in the world had just arrived.

This is a rhythm that is more tragic than the division of five horses!

Diao Xiaosi was so nervous when he heard this, he casually picked up a long bench and put it on his chest, and said inwardly: "Listen clearly, Lao Tzu is here to rob! I beg for money and not for life, and I will ...... you gold, silver and jewelry Well, there are also magic weapons of the underworld coin, all handed over!"

As if hearing the most ridiculous joke in the world, the drinkers leaned forward and didn't pay attention to Diao Xiaosi at all. Even though a big guy had just been brought down, there were still nearly thirty ghosts in the house. Instead of being afraid, that kid was clamoring to rob, could it be that his brain was blown out by the ghost storm just now?

The blue smoker took two steps forward and approached with a smirk, taking a deep breath and rapidly swelling his belly, like a bulging frog, squirming violently together.

"Poof-" A puff of blue smoke erupted from the blue smoker's mouth, transforming into a chameleon with teeth and claws in the air, and the strong fishy smell instantly diffused, and the diners quickly dispersed with bated breath, carefully isolating the drumming blue smoke from their bodies.

"Uhh

A little reptile with no pheasant and no name in straw shoes, dare to swallow clouds and spit out fog in front of the toad?

It screamed with all its might, and the chameleon was instantly swept away.

The blue smoker was taken aback, and before he could react, he was swept and wrapped by the overwhelming colors, and his whole body "snorted" and smoked, puffing up colorful transparent bubbles, and fled out of the house with a strange cry in fear.

The toad pounced on the blue smoker and moved his fat butt to his face to block the seven orifices.

Seeing this, Panlongzi screamed, and two huge snakes burst out of his shoulders, and the green snake flickered like two sharp spears that pierced Diao Xiaosi.

Suddenly, his eyes widened, and he saw a black guy with many more heads than himself.

One, two, three...... Eight, nine, three times as much as yourself!

"Wow!" The demon python was fierce, first blasting the two snake heads of the dragon son, and then the five heads entered together and gnawed around the head in the middle of the other party.

The pan dragon screamed again and again, and black tears actually flowed in his eyes.

The red scorpion shouted, "Let's do it together, let's kill this kid so that we can eat the meat!" Twisting his waist and slamming his buttocks, he threw out a russet magic whip from behind his waist.

Diao Xiaosi didn't look at the long bench to meet the head-on, the crisp sound of "pop", the bench was safe and sound, and the red scorpion's magic whip exploded in response, and most of it was shortened at once.

The red scorpion screamed in pain, and red smoke came out of the broken "silk" of the magic whip, and it actually grew again.

"Bang!" Diao Xiaosi did not hesitate to swing the bench and smash it head-on for the second time, this time it was even more ruthless, and it smashed on the face that looked like a flower. The red scorpion didn't even have time to snort, and his head collapsed and fell to the ground and passed out.

"Let's do it together, or everyone will be finished!" The tavern shopkeeper suddenly jumped out from behind the counter and raised his knife to chop at Diao Xiaosi.

Suddenly, he heard a mournful and beautiful song in his ears, and his mind was inexplicably in a trance, and he saw a bench growing bigger and bigger in his field of vision...... Then you can't see anything, you can't hear anything.

"Bang, bang, bang!" Diao Xiaosi waved the bench and swayed in all directions, slashing his head and covering his face to greet the drinkers.

He asked as he struck, "Do you want Lao Tzu's arm?"

"Smack!" the hapless man's arms shattered.

"You want to eat Lao Tzu's thigh meat?"

"Smack!" an unlucky bastard is half-paralyzed.

"Do you want Lao Tzu's tongue?" "Do you want Lao Tzu's brain?" "Do you want to ......" "Do you want to ......"

"Bang Bang Bang!" The long bench left a place of disabled people with missing arms and legs, and there were many wails, and those who didn't know outside heard it, and they thought that the Daben Battalion had changed their careers to a midnight sawing field.

The drinkers were beaten to the point that they desperately fled outside the door, but the toad blocked the door, and the other two little demons took advantage of the situation to sneak attack, so the ground was full of drinkers who drank and fell down.

The most unlucky thing was the cook, seeing the stumps and broken legs all over the ground, he was so frightened that his face turned pale and subconsciously protected his crotch, and he said in a hurry: "Boy, what I want is your claws!"

Diao Xiaosi backhanded the bench and "snapped" on his hands.

The cook howled miserably, looked at Diao Xiaosi sadly, and said, "Why are you beating my eggs......

Diao Xiaosi looked at the miserable situation in the cook's crotch, and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, I used a little more strength." ”

In the blink of an eye, more than 30 people in the Daben camp all fell to the ground, except for Cheng Shenba, who fell to the ground and pretended to be drunk and couldn't move.

Diao Xiaosi held the bench in his hand and shook his head and said, "I said robbery, why don't you believe it?"

He threw away the bench and began to search his body one by one, and sure enough, he copied out a lot of red-gold coins, which were similar in appearance to the copper coins used in the yang world, and there was a faint wisp of faint aura emitting from his hand.

He roughly counted it, and more than 30 people increased the money from the shopkeeper of the camp to sell wine, and actually made up four or five thousand coins, which was a small fortune.

In addition, these drinkers more or less have some magic weapons and magic weapons on them, but it is a pity that the level is too low to be useful.

There was a little accident during the body search, he just squatted down next to the red scorpion, and saw the face that half collapsed and half intact suddenly opened his eyes and exclaimed: "Dead boy, the old lady is a complete body, you are not allowed to touch me!"

"Bang!" Diao Xiaosi grabbed a cup and smashed the red scorpion again, and then unceremoniously continued his great cause of confiscation.

No way, since ancient times, copying a house has been the fastest way to improve personal wealth, and even the emperor Lao Tzu is happy to do it.

After copying all the thirty or so people, Diao Xiaosi himself was half tired to death, but found that Cheng Shenstick was no longer under the table, and this guy got into the room and was eating fragrant and spicy food.

The little satisfaction that Diao Xiaosi had just accumulated immediately turned into anger, and he was about to pick up a table leg to help this bastard digest and digest it, but Cheng Shenzhu had already taken the lead and shouted, "Do you want to make more money?"

"How much can you earn?"

"It's hard to say, but it's definitely more than three or five times the little Stygian coin you have. ”

"Three or five times! You should know the fate of Lao Tzu. ”

"When did Lao Tzu fool you?" Cheng Shenzhu jumped down from the stove, clapped his hands and said, "I have a clever plan to make those magic weapons and Dao talismans you just get in your hands realize them as quickly as possible." ”

"Find a pawnshop, right? Clearance, right? I know that you are not a bag or a bag. ”

"Phew! Lao Tzu was overbearing in the sky and on the earth...... Well, it's wrong, it's for the heavens, and the eighteenth generation of your kid's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's eighteenth generation ancestors are still crawling all over the ground!"

"Have you ever heard of an old and low-key industry called kidnapping?" he nodded at the drinkers all over the ground and said, "Ready-made meat tickets, how can you destroy the heavens?"

Diao Xiaosi suddenly realized: "Let them take money to redeem themselves? No, these guys don't know how many people they have harmed, even if they can find one or two relatives and friends, most of them just want them to die as soon as possible." Well, let them take the money to redeem their magic weapons. If you don't have the money to redeem it, you can put it up for auction directly. ”

"The children can be taught, and I am not alone!"

"You're welcome, I'll leave it to you, I'll go to the kitchen and find something to eat. ”

He walked to the door and remembered something again, and turned around and said, "I almost forgot, ask them if anyone has seen Xiaoya, Long Chuyi, and them, and if they can provide clues, the ransom ......."

Cheng Shenstick comprehended: "Discount?"

"Loser, at most nine percent off...... Wait for Lao Tzu to find someone and cash it out. ”