Chapter 582: Bandit Combo (I)

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The town sits in a sheltered mountain col, surrounded on three sides by tall nether trees and backed by cliffs, and it is hard to imagine that it could survive the ravages of ghostly storms.

The town is really small, and there are more than a dozen low stone houses scattered along a stone road that is crooked and potholed and hardly called a "street" at all.

Diao Xiaosi stood at the east end of the town, and he could see the west end of the town at a glance, and there was no one on the road, or a ghost.

Outside each stone house, a long string of white lanterns hung with a miserable white cold light in the haze-like dark red smoke, and people had goosebumps all over their bodies.

"Happy Daben Camp", "Midnight Saw Field", "Full of Color", "The World's First Beauty", "Yangshen Hall"......

Diao Xiaosi looked at the shop sign on the lantern and found that although the sparrows were small, restaurants, blacksmith shops, casinos, green buildings, and grocery stores were all available, and even the inconspicuous corners were erected with a signboard of "Lao Tzu is the most beautiful in the world", obviously competing with the "world's first beauty" on the opposite street.

It seems that it is not easy for anyone to live these days, and even ghosts have to put down their bodies and support themselves in order to make money.

When Diao Xiaosi was entangled in whether to choose "the world's first beauty" or "Lao Tzu is the world's first beauty", Cheng Shenzhu had rushed to the Happy Daben camp without hesitation.

"Bang-" kicked open the hidden door, and a pungent smell mixed with a noisy sound poured over the shop.

The inside is not big, but it is almost full, there are big men who are more than two feet tall, there are dwarfs who are half a section shorter than the belly of the table, there are fierce and hideous blue-faced ghosts, and there are also enchanting and charming beauties.

Looking at Cheng Shen, who rushed into the tavern, Diao Xiaosi helplessly followed him into the door.

Suddenly, there was silence in the tavern, and all the "people" stopped talking and moving their hands in unison, and turned their heads to look at Diao Xiaosi who was standing outside the door, and his eyes were like coyotes who had been wandering in the wilderness for a whole winter, and finally found a tender and delicious delicacy.

"Huh-" A long, thin guy covered with green scales, stared at Diao Xiaosi with sparkling eyes, spit out a green tongue more than two feet long, swirled around his mouth and quickly retracted it.

Diao Xiaosi felt that his backbone was cold and striking, and he wanted to turn around and run away immediately.

Cheng Shen found a vacant seat and sat down, turned back to Diao Xiaosi and beckoned impatiently: "Xiaosi, why are you stupid, come in and drink!"

Diao Xiaosi walked into the tavern hard, rubbed to Cheng Shen's side and sat down, and muttered in a low voice: "They ...... Why are you staring at me like this?"

Cheng Shenstick took the menu handed over by the shopkeeper and threw it on the table, and said with a smile: "What do you say?"

"Hell, Lao Tzu is not that dish!" Diao Xiaosi felt that his calves were cramping. I didn't expect my popularity to be so good, and I had fans wherever I went.

The door closed without wind, there was not a single window in the camp, and there was a creepy yin aura in the dead silence.

"Smack!" Diao Xiaosi suddenly slammed his fist on the table, and yelled viciously at the onlookers: "What do you see, haven't you ever seen a handsome tall and handsome man like Lao Tzu?!"

"Boom-" The tavern suddenly exploded, and the drinkers turned their heads one after another, and continued to drink and punch, laughing and talking, all kinds of noises swirled and continued to wash Diao Xiaosi's poor ears, making him dizzy and buzzing, and he wanted to plug the mouths of these noisy bastards with rags.

While silently using the Silver Electric Starry Sky Rhubarb Court Divine Skill to resist the demonic sound, and get rid of the restless feeling of disgust in his heart, he secretly observed around.

I saw that there were more than 20 guys sitting in the hall, plus the shopkeeper who opened the shop, Xiao Er and the cook in the back hall, it was estimated that it was a battle pattern of thirty to one. As for Cheng Shenzhu beside him, Diao Xiaosi has become accustomed to completely ignoring his existence.

Soon the shopkeeper brought the wine and food to the table, a large basin of bloody skin-on leg meat torn from what beast I don't know what kind of beast, it is estimated that it was put into the plate without washing, a small bowl of black viscous liquid I don't know what it is for, it is estimated that it may be the most favorite dipping sauce of the thief Lao Dao, and the last is a red and bright wine gourd.

Cheng Shenstick picked up the wine gourd and "snapped" the gourd mouth, poured the cups of the two and said, "Come and taste, this is the unique fire gourd wine of the Great Wilderness." This thing grows on trees and can be drunk when the fruit is ripe. Looking at the size and color of the gourd, the quality of this wine is good, and you kid is blessed. ”

Diao Xiaosi reluctantly pinched the wine glass and took a sip closer, and suddenly felt a spicy smell of wine rushing to his brain, and couldn't help but sneeze heavily.

Cheng Shenstick drank the fire gourd wine in a big gulp, tore off a piece of leg meat, dipped it in the black sauce and stuffed it into his mouth and said: "When Kang meat is fire gourd wine, there is no delicacy in the worldβ€”β€”"

Diao Xiaosi pinched his nose and drank a small sip of fire wine, and suddenly felt a fire rolling down his throat, as if his whole body was burning, and a blazing air flow spread in an instant, and the wisps of alcohol were absorbed and refined by the fairy veins, dispelling the chill all over the body.

He couldn't help but drink the liquor in the cup, then ripped off a piece of Kangdang meat to learn from Cheng Shen's stick, dipped it in some black sauce and put it in his mouth, the taste was surprisingly good, and it quickly turned into a warm liquid in his mouth and poured directly into his intestines, just neutralizing the spicy taste of Huohu wine.

"It's delicious, I didn't lie to you, right?" Cheng Shenstick squinted at Diao Xiaosi and asked proudly.

Diao Xiaosi didn't bother to pay attention to him, a sip of wine and a mouthful of meat, which was regarded as the first meal in the Great Wilderness.

"Don't worry, Arelauder they're going to be fine. Even if you don't find it for a while, you can meet when you reach Bai Luyuan. Cheng Shenstick grabbed food with Diao Xiaosi with both hands, and said vaguely in his mouth.

"Lao Tzu is not worried about anything else, just worried about whether he will be able to get out alive later. Diao Xiaosi glanced at him angrily, ready to fill his stomach and fight.

Cheng Shenzhu smiled: "No problem, I can help." ”

Diao Xiaosiquan didn't hear it, and when most of the pot was down, he beckoned Xiao Er and said, "I'll ask you about someone." ”

Xiao Er secretly glanced at the tavern shopkeeper with a zombie face and said, "It's okay to find someone, but you need money." ”

"Money?" Diao Xiaosi smiled, the last thing he lacked was money.

The turtles in the Nine Secluded Lands have never seen silver tickets, and they don't have money to exchange, so they don't embarrass them, and they go directly to real money.

"Smack!" he threw down two golden ingots on the table, and cocked Erlang's legs to glance at the shopkeeper.

Unexpectedly, the shopkeeper glanced at the ingots, shook his head and said, "We don't accept this kind of tatters." ”

"Isn't tattery rubbish?"

"You don't accept gold ingots, so what do you collect?"

"Stygian. Xiao Er replied: "According to the difficulty of finding someone, you will receive about 100 to 1,000 dark coins." ”

Diao Xiaosi is completely messy, since he was a child, he has been dealing with dead people, and he never thought that the paper money burned on the grave could really come in handy.

"What, you don't have any money on you?" Xiao Er's face suddenly turned cold like the weather outside.

Diao Xiaosi inexplicably changed from a local tyrant to a turtle overnight. He put down his high erlang legs, hoping that Cheng Shenstick would come forward to help him out of the siege, but a series of eyebrow flirts were obviously in vain.

"The meat you just ate and drank is a total of forty coins, give the money!" Xiao Er stretched out his hand to Diao Xiaosi.

Diao Xiaosi smiled apologetically at him and said, "Don't worry, Lao Tzu's companions haven't eaten yet, bring the menu, see what other signature specialties there are today?"

The shopkeeper smiled coldly and glanced at a big man sitting in the corner.

The big man stood up, and his mountain-like body slowly moved closer to Diao Xiaosi, two big bare feet on the ground, and the whole room was trembling.

I don't know when, all the drinkers in the tavern stopped making noise, and the wolf-like eyes were once again focused on Diao Xiaosi.

Diao Xiaosi clapped his hands, stood up and greeted, "Lao Cheng, get ready to work." ”

"No problem, look at me!" Cheng Shenbao slapped the case, but he burped and was unstable, and "snoring" slid under the table, and after a while, there was a snoring sound under the table.

Diao Xiaosi was desperate to Cheng Shenzhu at this time, picked up the wine gourd and drank the remaining fire gourd wine in one go, kicked over the table with flying feet, puffed up his feet and shouted loudly: "Robbery!"

The drinkers looked at Diao Xiaosi, first stunned and then laughed.

The big man was also grinning, and the laughter was the loudest, patting the muscles of his chest that bulged high like an iron block and said, "Boy, you want to hit the master!"

Diao Xiaosi grabbed a long bench, held it high above the top and rushed to the big man: "I can't kill you ghost!"

The big man didn't put the bench in his eyes, and deliberately puffed up his lower abdomen to meet him and said: "Hehe, Ye Zheng has itchy skin, come and smoke, the bigger the better!"

"Smack!" the bench smashed firmly on the stomach of the big man, and sure enough, it shattered into a puff of powder.

Diao Xiaosi stepped back four steps in a row, and almost sat on the ground.

The big man touched his belly, which didn't even leave a scar, and said with a smile: "Boy, you haven't eaten enough......

His laughter stopped abruptly, his face showed a look of surprise, he looked down at his bulging lower abdomen, and heard the "Gu Lulu" "Gu Lulu" "Gu Lulu" inside seemed to be something rotating and bursting, and then the huge body like a mountain seemed to be emptied of the skeleton, and instantly collapsed into mud.

A drinker who knew the big man was surprised, this man seemed clumsy, but his cultivation was actually not weak, he was one of the best gold medal fighters in the town, how could he expect to be scattered by the small Diao Xiaosiyi bench?

The air only condensed for a moment, and suddenly I heard a strange voice from the corner that gurgled and grinded my teeth: "Good boy, there are some means, I haven't eaten yang fresh meat steak for a long time, and today is just the right time to satisfy your hunger!"