"Haha!" Zhou Yanyan laughed, "It's all missed." ”

"This kid, what are you laughing at, laughing at your uncle's bad teaching?" Xu Mo reached out and rubbed her hair.

"Uncle Xu, you sit here. Zhou Yanyan gave up his seat to Xu Mo, pushed Xu Mo to sit down, and sat on his lap by himself.

Han Ying said: "It's normal for monkeys to fail to hit. ”

Xu Mo shook his head, this was obviously not a beginner's problem. You know, he taught monkeys how to use guns, and the method he used was not an ordinary way of teaching. The monkeys shoot, and they don't need to rely on practice to make perfect. It seems that in addition to simple use, he also has to teach some other things, such as various skills in using guns.

He beckoned to the monkeys, "Come down." ”

When the four monkeys heard his call, they put their guns around their necks and slipped down the tree. Han Ying prepared a lot of fruits on a tray, including oranges, bananas, apples, and even watermelons.

The four monkeys came down from the tree, and Xu Mo asked them to stand in line one by one. The monkeys were trained by his wisdom transmission, and stood in line like people, standing upright with their hands behind their backs. It's just that I don't have any clothes, which is a little unsightly. Fortunately, the monkeys don't care about that.

Han Ying wanted to laugh when she saw it, "In my opinion, it's best to get a set of clothes for the monkeys to wear." Look at how they look, if you get an officer's clothes, you will look like a monkey officer. ”

Xu Mo smiled: "Get a few sets of small camouflage uniforms, cut them a little, and they can be worn." ”

Han Ying nodded, "I have the phone number of the clothing store." Let them send a few sets. With that, he went to call. Zhou Yanyan and Yu Qiuwen picked up the fruit, peeled or peeled it and gave it to the monkeys to eat. The four monkeys looked at the fruit on the tray and drooled greedily. When I got the fruit, I suddenly lost my image, sat down on the ground, and ate it in a big gulp.

Fortunately, after Xu Mo's teaching, there will be no problem of competition.

"Yan Yan, bring a tablet for your uncle. "Xu Mozhi envoy Zhou Yanyan.

"Uncle Xu, I'll go. Yu Qiuwen volunteered.

Xu Mo nodded, and Yu Qiuwen returned to the room. Take her tablet out. Give Xu Mo to use. This is still the money that Mrs. Lin gave her when she designed to deal with Xu Mo, she and Zhou Yanyan shared it, and everyone bought a lot of fun things.

Xu Mo turned on the computer. Even search the Internet for gun tips. There are a lot of skills with guns. Xu Mo found some more reliable ones and shouted, "Interesting!"

Fun is the naughtiest monkey. Holding a piece of watermelon in both paws, he gnawed on it and ate it with juice all over his belly. Hearing Xu Mo's call, he didn't stand up, moved his butt to Xu Mo underground, and raised his head while gnawing on the watermelon, looking at Xu Mo with blank eyes.

Xu Mo remembered a short piece of gun skills, and through the transmission of wisdom, it was transmitted to the interesting consciousness. This method of transmission, he himself does not even have to remember, but the use of intelligent transmission directly into the animal's brain is deeper than any memory for the animal, it is almost like an innate instinct.

You must know that Xu Mo's wisdom transmission is through the whip of the heart, breaking the other party's heart. And at the moment when he broke open his mind, he implanted a wave of consciousness into his mind. As its mind is restored, this consciousness becomes completely integrated with its mind and becomes a part of its mind.

This kind of skill of using a gun was directly sent into the fun consciousness by Xu Mo, and compared with the learning speed of people, it is not known how many times faster. It took Xu Mo a long time to bring all this skill of using a gun into his interesting consciousness. And during this interruption, Han Ying had already called back.

Xu Mo instructed: "Fun, try another shot." ”

The watermelon in Ququ's hand had already been eaten, he dropped the watermelon skin, and raised his gun according to Xu Mo's instructions. Based on the newly learned gun skills, a shot was fired at one of the dummies. But a gunshot was heard, and the paintball hit the dummy, and it suddenly blossomed.

"It was so easy to hit. Han Ying was slightly surprised.

"Ahh Zhou Yanyan and Yu Qiuwen clapped their hands and cheered.

Xu Mo was very satisfied in his heart, nodded, and instructed Qu Qu, "Start." At the same time, it is transmitted through consciousness into the interesting mind.

Fun shoots the dummy in the head, and after a single shot, hits the dummy head again. It simulates a full set of shooting techniques, and it is as accurate as a computer process, as long as you don't get hit by a virus, there will be no mistakes. This is the result of Xu Mo's use of gun skills into the consciousness of animals and into their natural instincts.

Xu Mo was even more satisfied, and instructed Qu Qu, "Okay, you go down." He also instructed Yu Qiuwen, "Wenwen, it's fun to learn quickly, and then give it a piece of watermelon." ”

"Got it, Uncle Xu. Yu Qiuwen agreed, picked up a piece of watermelon, shook it at Ququ, and greeted Ququ, "Ququ, come here." ”

Fun hung the paintball gun around his neck, trotted over, took the watermelon, sat down on the ground without any image, and ate it again.

Xu Mo saw the watermelon rind that Ququ had just thrown on the ground, and instructed Ququ, "Pick up the watermelon rind you threw away, remember, the garbage can't be littered in the future, it must be put in the trash can." ”

Using the wisdom transmission to send in the consciousness of fun, Ququ stopped eating the melon, picked up the watermelon skin he had just thrown away, put it in the trash, and then went back to eat the watermelon.

Xu Mo beckoned to the other monkey, "Lele come here." Lele was the female monkey who was going to match with Fun, and when she heard Xu Mo's call, she walked up to him and sat down on the ground.

"Mo. Han Ying suddenly called Xu Mo.

Xu Mo turned around, and Han Ying said, "You even taught the monkeys how to use guns, why don't you try to teach them how to speak?"

Xu Mo's heart moved, monkeys don't have the same articulation organs as humans, and they definitely can't learn to speak, but there is no problem in teaching them to understand human speech, it's just more troublesome.

Nodding his head, he said, "This is more troublesome, I'll take the time to try it, and teach them how to use guns first." ”

The present is the same as teaching fun, using wisdom to transmit. Sending the gun skills into Lele's heart, with the first success, Xu Mo's transmission speed accelerated a lot, and he soon taught Lele the whole set of gun skills.

Then he ordered, "Lele, shoot a shot, hit the head." ”

Lele squeaked, raised her paintball gun, aimed it at the head of a dummy, and pulled the trigger. A gunshot rang out. This shot is just as fun as fun. Hit the dummy right in the head.

Xu Mo let it go down and instructed Yu Qiuwen to give a reward. Another monkey, Yuanyuan, was called in, and using the same method, he taught him how to shoot a gun. After the inspection. There were no errors. As with Fun Fun, rewards are given.

Then he called Little Gollum and taught him how to use a gun in the same way. The result was the same as the first three monkeys, and Gollum fired the same accurate shot, which also gave a reward.

Xu Mo nodded with satisfaction, and when they rested for a while, they gathered together and planned to conduct other training.

At this time, Han Ying's mobile phone rang suddenly, Han Ying glanced at the caller ID, and said to Xu Mo: "It's someone from the clothes store who is here, I'll ask them to help the monkey measure their body shape, and then modify the clothes, so that the clothes don't fit well." Mo, you stop and don't teach, let them measure the monkeys. ”

Xu Mo stopped, instructed the monkeys to take off the paintball guns, and asked Zhou Yu and the second daughter to put them away.

Han Ying answered the phone and said a few words, and soon after, the doorbell rang and the people from the clothing store arrived at the door. Han Ying opened the door and let people in.

It was a woman in her thirties who came to measure her size, and when she saw that the object of measurement was four monkeys, she couldn't help but be a little timid and didn't dare to get too close. With the help of Han Ying, the size of the four monkeys was measured and went back to revise it.

Xu Mo waited for her to leave, closed the courtyard door, and then began to teach the monkeys again, and handed out the paintball guns to let the monkeys hang on their bodies again.

What Xu Mo taught them this time was to recognize people and how to distinguish between friends and foes. You can't shoot at friends, and you don't have to hesitate to shoot enemies. In addition, you should not eat anything thrown by others, and you should not approach strangers casually to avoid accidents.

Similar to training hornets, he sends all kinds of possible accidents into the monkey's consciousness, and develops strategies to teach them how to watch their homes and how to deal with enemies.

Since things like burglaries usually happen at night. The monkeys are agile and agile, and can use the terrain to maneuver around the enemy, and there are trees in the yard, and the monkeys are small, as long as they hide among the lush branches and leaves, it is difficult for others to find them.

Xu Mo taught the monkeys that if they encountered an accident, they would climb up to the tree, hide their shape, and then fight the enemy. lest you hurt yourself before you hurt anyone.

Monkeys are not very intelligent and do not have much judgment ability, and if they are not taught what to do in advance, they are afraid that they will not even be able to take care of themselves, let alone protect the home in their absence.

Xu Mo's teachings list all kinds of accidents that may occur, choose the best way to deal with all kinds of accidents, and enter the consciousness of the monkeys. By the time he was done, it would be the next day.

In more than a day, teaching four monkeys so many things, it feels like a terrifying thing to think about. If there is no wisdom transmission, even the most intelligent people cannot learn so many things in such a short time. You must know that those gun skills, although Xu Mo used wisdom transmission to teach the monkey, he himself has not memorized them, let alone used them.

The clothes from the clothing store had already been delivered, and Xu Mo asked the four monkeys to put them on. Looking at the four monkeys dressed like monkeys, standing in front of him with their hands behind their backs like real soldiers, Xu Mo was even more satisfied.

The paintball guns have been recovered, and the tranquilizer guns have been issued. However, in general, monkeys do not need firearms, so they do not need to carry them with them. Xu Mo helped them get a box on the tree, and when they were not in use, they put all the guns in it, and when they were in use, they would take it from inside.

After all, people often come to this yard, and if the monkeys are seen with their guns all the time, they will inevitably make a fuss, and maybe there will be accidents.

Xu Mo looked at the four monkeys, thinking about whether to teach them something else, the language was a little troublesome, and he didn't plan to start for the time being. But he didn't have much idea of what to teach the monkeys.

Turning his head to Zhou Yanyan and Yu Qiuwen, he said, "You two said, what should you teach the monkeys again?"

Yu Qiuwen asked, "Uncle Xu, aren't you going to teach them to speak?"

Xu Mo said: "It's more troublesome to speak. Re-teach when you have time. What should I teach them now?"

Zhou Yanyan thought for a moment and said: "Uncle Xu, you can teach the monkeys to practice military physical boxing, you look at their appearance, they look like four soldiers, since they are soldiers, how can they not learn military physical boxing?"

Xu Mo was reminded by her, nodded and said, "What you said is good, but these fists and feet, the monkeys are useless after practicing." Well, teach them to play. Military boxing is not good-looking. Uncle taught them tai chi. ”

"Yes, yes. The two women hurriedly agreed, monkeys playing Tai Chi is too rare. Move the chair over. Sit back and take your time. By the way, I helped Xu Mo move one.

Xu Mo instructed Zhou Yanyan. "I'm going to get the tablet for my uncle again. ”

Zhou Yanyan took the computer and came back. Xu Molian went online and searched for Tai Chi tutorials. In the end, he chose 24-style Tai Chi and beckoned the monkeys to stand in front of him. Four monkeys teach together.

From the beginning of the momentum, he himself saw it, and used the wisdom transmission to input the momentum into the consciousness of the four monkeys respectively. After the lesson, let them type it again.

It's just that he used wisdom transmission to teach the monkeys, and the monkeys hit it, although the fist intent was not bad, due to physical limitations, some movements were inevitably plausible. Especially when kicking, the monkey's legs are bent, and he can't stand straight, and he kicks out, which looks extremely funny.

Zhou Yanyan and Yu Qiuwen looked at it and smiled, and Xu Mo couldn't help laughing, but the monkeys also learned to play, so there was no need to be too demanding.

By the time he had taught the full set of Tai Chi, a morning had passed. Stop for lunch and continue after lunch. Xu Mo taught the monkeys some miscellaneous things and taught them somersaults.

The monkey is an expert in turning his head, and he doesn't stop turning his head, and it is not a problem to turn hundreds or even thousands of them in one go. The two girls applauded and gave the monkeys all kinds of fruits to eat as a reward.

After many times of wisdom transmission, the monkeys gradually know the personnel, know that they can be rewarded for doing well, and they are even more desperate when they turn their heads, and the four monkeys compare themselves with each other.

Xu Mo saw the second time, so he simply held a somersault competition, the first prize was a watermelon, the second place prize was a pineapple, the third place prize was a banana and an apple, and the fourth place was only an orange.

Tell the monkeys about the results of the reward using the teleportation, and the monkeys cheer, grinning and squeaking and waving their fists at their opponents. Let Zhou Yanyan and Yu Qiuwen be the referees, and use white chalk to draw a circle, and the participating monkeys turn their heels in the circle, stop and end it, and turn out the circle is also over. The four monkeys numbered, which one was their turn, which one turned in the circle, the two women counted, and judged the result.

The little black dog Ping'an also stood aside and watched, it couldn't understand anything, and wagged its tail and barked.

Han Ying casually threw a piece of meat to it, and the little black dog picked it up, wagged its tail and ran to the side to eat it. After eating the meat, he ran back and squatted on the ground to watch.

The fun number is No. 1, Xu Mo hasn't taught them the language yet, the four monkeys can't understand human speech for the time being, but it's not a thing, Zhou Yu and the second daughter got four number plates, which were written with one, two, three, four marks, Yu Qiuwen picked up the number one card, raised it, and Qu knew that it was called, squeaked a few times, and walked into the circle.

Zhou Yanyan took a whistle, blew the whistle, and pointed at Qu Qu, and Qu Qu began to prepare, clenching his monkey fist, staring at Zhou Yanyan, looking very nervous.

Zhou Yanyan took out the starting pistol, raised the muzzle of the gun to the sky, and her interesting eyes fell on the gun in her hand, and her expression became more and more nervous.

But when he heard the sound of a gunshot, Zhou Yanyan pulled the trigger, and Qu Qu turned his head in the circle.

The two girls began to count, "One, two...... Eleven ......"

If you let him flip, you can't stop if you don't flip hundreds of them, but fortunately, you have made restrictions before the game, and you can only turn in the circle, and the end of the circle.

When the fun flipped to the seventy-third, it accidentally went out of the circle, but it didn't know it and was still flipping.

Zhou Yanyan blew the whistle, "Okay, fun, stop, you're out of the circle." ”

Qu Qu heard the whistle and stopped, it didn't know what was going on, and squeaked at Zhou Yanyan, with a confused look on his face.

Zhou Yanyan stretched out his hand and pointed to the circle on the ground, "You are out of the circle." ”

Fun glanced at the white circle on the ground, and then he understood, and the monkey clearly showed a look of annoyance.

Yu Qiuwen announced the results, "Fun turned over seventy-three circles. ”

Fun didn't know how much seventy-three was, so he walked back in frustration.

Yu Qiuwen held up the No. 2 card, and the No. 2 card was round. Yuan Yuan saw his brand come out, squeaked, and walked towards the circle.

"Squeak!" Fun suddenly screamed, and everyone couldn't understand what it was called, and they knew by guess that it was related to the game.

Yuan Yuan replied to it.

"Alright, don't scream. Zhou Yanyan stretched out his hand and pointed at Ququ, and then blew the whistle. Yuan Yuan heard the whistle, ignored the fun, and turned his head to look at Zhou Yanyan nervously.

Zhou Yanyan took out the starting pistol, aimed it at the sky, and his round gaze fell on the starting pistol.

After a gunshot, Yuan Yuan also turned his head, and the two women began to count, "One, two...... Eleven ......"

Compared with Fun, Yuanyuan is more greedy, and his body size is not as flexible as Fun, and he can't compare to Fun, but now there are rules, and he can only turn in the circle, so who loses and who wins, the result is difficult to say.

Yuanyuan flipped all the way down, and finally turned over one hundred and three before he got out of the circle. Like Fun, Yuanyuan only cares about turning his heels, and he doesn't know that he has turned out of the circle, and he continues to flip.

Zhou Yanyan stopped it, "Okay, Yuanyuan, stop." The whistle sounded, and Yuan Yuan stopped.

Yu Qiuwen announced the result, "The circle has turned over one hundred and three. (To be continued......)