Chapter 308: The Monkey Learns to Shoot

When I arrived at the door, I drove directly into the yard. Han Ying had already prepared dinner, heard the sound of the car engine, came out of the house, and asked with a smile, "Are you back?"

Xu Mo nodded and glanced around the courtyard. He didn't think there was anything before, but today the hornet's housekeeping touched him. Now that the business in his store is getting better and better, he will inevitably be coveted, and he has been at home, but if he is not at home one day, he will enter the villain again?

But in such a community, in such a courtyard, it would be too blinking to invite a few bodyguards, not only that, but my own yard is not too big, and there are too many people, and it is quite crowded and eye-catching.

Xu Mo thought about it for a while, and decided to find some animals to guard like that yard, as for what animals to find, he hadn't thought about it yet, and planned to go to the zoo the next day to have a look.

This is an open country, it is not illegal to raise wild animals, if it is cruel and cruel, its own animal protection law will come to you. Therefore, if you want any animal, you can trade it directly at the zoo and buy it.

There was nothing to do this night, and the next day, Xu Mo drove Zhou Yu's two daughters to the zoo, a private zoo, and the three of them parked their cars in the parking lot outside and bought tickets to go in.

Zhou Yanyan asked, "Uncle Xu, what are we going to see?"

Xu Mo thought for a moment, "Let's go see the tiger first." "The tiger is the king of beasts, can go up the mountain, can go into the water, can climb trees, has sharp claws, has strength, has speed, Xu Mo has always preferred. I wanted to give it a try, if I wanted to get a few tigers to guard the yard.

The three of them walked to the tiger park, Xu Mo looked at it for a while, and then shook his head secretly, this group of tigers were kept in cages, waiting for the keeper to feed them every day as if they were waiting for death, eating the meat of dead animals, and their ferocity was lost early. I got a few of them to go back to look after the house, but I was afraid that it would not have much effect. Moreover, if a wicked person breaks into a house and robs it, most of them will bring firearms. The tiger is so big. In front of a firearm, it's just a live target, and it's really not very useful.

Xu Mo quickly gave up this idea and went to look at something else. The three of them went to the insects. In some glass cases. Xu Mo saw some poisonous insects such as poisonous spiders, poisonous scorpions, and poisonous centipedes. It is extremely poisonous, and some highly poisonous centipede scorpions can incapacitate people almost instantly.

Xu Mo called the breeder to ask. Having given up on this plan again, these poisonous insects looked too disgusting, and because of their poisonous nature, their breeding was extremely restrictive.

Xu Mo left here and went to see something else. Soon they arrived at a rockery, where a group of monkeys jumped up and down and grimaced at tourists outside.

A tourist, under the guidance of the keeper, threw an apple into it, and several monkeys on the ground jumped up at the same time to catch the apple. But before they could touch the edge of the apple, a monkey on the rockery suddenly jumped down and fished the apple away.

Several monkeys chased over, wanting to compete for apples, the monkey jumped a few times, jumped onto the rockery, held the apple in one hand, pulled the branch of a tree next to the rockery with the other hand, and jumped to the rockery on the other side, squatted on the top of the rockery, held the apple, and gnawed up.

Several monkeys squeaked and chased after them, and the monkey took one look and fled with the apple in his hand.

At this time, another tourist threw an apple in, and the monkeys stopped chasing and came to grab a second apple.

Xu Mo looked at it for a while, and a smile appeared on his face. During the time he lived in the Yunduan Mountains, he lived with monkeys, so he had a good impression of monkeys. Seeing the dexterity of these monkeys, after thinking about it, a decision was made.

At that moment, he took Zhou Yu's second daughter and walked next to one of the staff. The staff member was a woman, who looked to be in her forties, and Xu Mo smiled and asked, "Sister, I want to buy a few monkeys from you, I don't know if I can do it?"

The woman looked at him and asked, "Yes, yes, yes, but what are you going to buy monkeys for? ”

Xu Mo said: "I keep it as a pet in my own home. ”

The woman nodded, "Keep it as a pet, that's fine." I'll take you to our principal. ”

Xu Mo gave an order to Zhou Yu's two daughters and asked them to stay and watch. I followed the woman all the way out of the pet area to the office area.

On the edge of the first room in the office area is a sign that reads 'Principal's Office'. The woman knocked on the door, but no one answered, pushed the door open and looked inside, but there was no one in the principal's room, and the woman turned around and said regretfully: "I'm really sorry, our principal happens to be not there." You see if this will work, you wait in the reception room for a while, and I'll give our director a call and see what she has to say. ”

"I'm sorry for you. Xu Modao.

The woman smiled and said, "You're welcome." Then he took Xu Mo to the reception room next to the principal's room, asked him to sit down, and helped pour a cup of tea, and asked Xu Mo to wait while drinking tea before going out to make a phone call.

Soon after, the woman called back and smiled, "Our principal is coming soon, and I have to trouble you to wait a little longer." ”

Xu Mo agreed, the woman still had something to do, said sorry, and went out by herself, leaving Xu Mo alone in the reception room.

After waiting for about ten minutes, the door of the reception room was suddenly pushed open, and a young woman came in through the door, "Who wants to buy monkeys?"

Xu Mo turned his head and glanced at the other party, and the woman also saw him clearly at the same time. The two of them couldn't help but let out a cry of surprise, "It's you." "It's you. ”

A surprise appeared on the woman's face, "Big brother, is that you?"

Xu Mo nodded, this woman was Fang Bing. Before this, Xu Mo didn't expect that the other party would be the director of this private zoo.

Fang Bing's face was very happy, "Big brother, do you want to buy monkeys?"

Xu Mo said lightly: "I plan to buy a few, if you don't want to sell them, then forget it." ”

Fang Bing hurriedly said: "Why don't you sell it, big brother, you buy it, and give it to you." ”

Xu Mo was not benefited by her, "I have my own money." I don't need you to send it yet. ”

Fang Bing smiled reluctantly after receiving this robbery, and looked a little aggrieved, "Big brother, are you still worried that you and I will share your treasure?"

Xu Mo hurriedly said: "Stop, don't mention the treasure, if you mention the treasure, I'll leave, it's a big deal to go to another zoo to buy monkeys, anyway, you are not the only zoo in Wan City." ”

Fang Bing was helpless. "Okay." I don't mention it. Big brother, which monkey are you going to buy, have you picked it out? I'll take you to see it. ”

Xu Mo agreed, and Fang Bing took him to see the monkeys. Zhou Yu's second daughter was still waiting on the edge of the rockery. While watching the monkeys and waiting. I saw Xu Mo come back. Then seeing Fang Bing, the two women were stunned for a moment at the same time. Zhou Yanyan took Xu Mo's hand and asked in a low voice, "Uncle Xu." Why is this aunt here too?"

Yu Qiuwen heard Zhou Yanyan's inquiry, and also came closer to listen. Xu Modao: "She is the director of this zoo, and I didn't expect it beforehand. ”

The two women let out an 'oh' and said nothing more, looking at Fang Bing's eyes, they couldn't help but be a little vigilant. Fang Bing nodded and smiled at them. Zhou Yanyan turned her face away and ignored her, Yu Qiuwen reluctantly nodded to her.

Fang Bing glanced at Xu Mo, and then asked, "Big brother, which monkey do you have a crush on?" Then raised his voice and beckoned to the keeper next to him: "Xiaoguan, come over for a while." ”

The little tube was a young man, but he was in his twenties, and when he heard Fang Bing's call, he hurriedly walked over and asked, "Principal, you called me." ”

Fang Bing said: "Our guest wants to buy a monkey, you can help introduce it." ”

The little tube turned to Xu Mo and said with a smile: "Hello, what kind of monkey do you want to buy?" We have macaques, golden snub-nosed monkeys, baby monkeys, koala monkeys, ......."

Xu Mo couldn't tell the type of monkey, and said, "Just the most ordinary monkey." ”

Xiaoguan smiled: "That's the macaque, all of them are on this rockery, how many do you want, only one?"

Xu Mo said: "I want more than one, well, four, preferably two pairs." ”

The little pipe smiled: "Two pairs of monkeys, that's easy to do." Saying that, he stretched out his hand to the monkey on the rockery and pointed to Xu Mo, "Look, the one with a white spot on his head is called Xiaobai, a male monkey, more than two years old, next to it, the monkey with a piece of black in the corner of his eye is called the moon, it is a female monkey, just two years old, Xiaobai and the moon are a pair." Look at the ...... again," he said, pointing to the rockery, where a monkey squatted on the top of the rockery and peed on visitors.

Xu Mo recognized the monkey as the one who had snatched the apple just now.

Xiao Guan pointed to the monkey, a smile appeared on his face, "This one is the most naughty, called Ququ, it is a male monkey, only one year and seven months old this year. Then he pointed to another place, where a monkey was squatting on a tree at the edge of the fence and grimacing at visitors, "This is just a female monkey, born at about the same time as Fun, called Lele." With the zoo's plan, it was originally intended to make them a pair. ”

Xu Mo nodded. The keeper introduced the other monkeys, "Look at the ...... again" This time the monkey was slightly fat, the monkey head was round, and there was a keeper next to it, and the monkey squatted next to the keeper and helped him tickle.

Xiao Guan continued: "This one is not very active, so it is fatter, but don't look at it fat, it is the most empathetic, and it is the most likable, not only will it help people tickle, if you are asleep, it will be next to it, and it will also help you chase mosquitoes." The keepers here, everybody loves it, of course, because it's fatter, we named it Yuanyuan, don't look at the name is a bit feminine, but this is a male monkey. ”

When the little tube introduced the monkey, he always had a smile on his face, obviously a true lover of animals, and then pointed to another monkey, "Do you see that one? The one who eats with a banana, this one is very greedy, but no matter how you eat, it can't get fat, it's a female monkey, it's called Little Gollum." The meaning of our zoo is to make it a pair with Yuanyuan, Yuanyuan is three years old this year, and Xiao Gollum is only one and a half years old, but two foodies, there is no more suitable pair than them. ”

The little tube went on to introduce the monkeys, and when he talked about them, there were hundreds of monkeys, and he remembered each monkey so clearly that he could name it.

Xu Mo didn't wait for him to finish his introduction, and said: "That's it, I want fun and Lele, and besides, add Yuanyuan and Little Gollum." As he spoke, he looked at Fang Bing, "How much is it in total?"

Fang Bing said with a smile: "Big brother, you buy it, you don't need money, just give it to your little sister, besides, a few monkeys are not worth anything." ”

Xu Mo was not affected by her benefits, "If you don't want it, I will buy it from another house." ”

Fang Bing smiled helplessly. "One is about 5,000 yuan, and four is a little cheaper, big brother, you can give 15,000. ”

Xu Mo said: "No, I can still take out 20,000 yuan." As he spoke, he took out his bank card, "Credit card or cash?"

"Just swipe your card. Fang Bing reluctantly called someone over and settled the account for Xu Mo.

Then he found a truck and asked the zoo staff to get the monkey into the car, drive it himself, and help Xu Mo send it over.

arrived at Xu Mo's house. And let the monkeys come down. All four monkeys are in cages.

Fang Bing got out of the truck, "Big brother, it turns out that your house is here." As he spoke, he looked around Xu Mo's courtyard a few times, looking very curious. Then he said, "These monkeys have just arrived at your house. It's not mature yet. It's best to keep them in a cage for a while, and before that, where are you going to put them. That's right. The eldest brother bought the monkey from us, and the cage was a gift. ”

Xu Mo said: "No, you just let the monkey out." ”

Fang Bing was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously said: "What if you run away?" As soon as these words came out, he suddenly remembered something, and said with a smile: "It's me who is stupid, with your ability, how can they run?"

The staff was instructed to open the cage and release the four monkeys. Fang Bing took out a monkey breeding guide, gave it to Xu Mo, and said with a smile: "Big brother, this is a gift, won't you accept it?"

Xu Mo accepted this feeding guide, but with his ability to communicate with animals, he actually didn't need it.

Fang Bing said a few more words and led the people away. Before leaving, he seemed to want to mention the treasure, but he was worried about angering Xu Mo, so he didn't dare to say it after all. As for what Xu Mo dug up from that yard, he left it in the yard and didn't bring it back, so he didn't give it to her.

Han Ying came out of the medicine shop, saw the four monkeys, and said curiously: "Do you want to raise monkeys?" Xu Mo lived with a group of monkeys in the Yunduan Mountain Range, but she knew. Therefore, when he saw that Xu Mo wanted to raise monkeys, he didn't feel much surprised, but just asked casually.

Xu Mo nodded and said, "Let them take care of their homes." ”

"Monkey housekeeper?" Han Ying smiled on her face and asked casually, "What's going on again?"

Xu Mo smiled: "You'll know when you turn around." Well, I'll go out again and come back with a few light tranquilizer guns. ”

Han Ying could obviously guess his intentions, "Teach monkeys to use guns?"

Xu Mo saw that she guessed, and he didn't hide it from her, and nodded, "In case I go out one day, it is too dangerous for you to take two children at home, it is always good to take some precautions in advance." ”

"That's right. Han Ying nodded.

Xu Mo drove out alone to buy a gun. In this free country, it is not difficult to buy real guns, but let monkeys use real guns, in case they kill people in their own yards, after all, it is a bit troublesome, so he chose the anesthetic gun, expecting to prepare some anesthetics by himself, apply them to the bullets of the anesthetic gun, and hit people, and still receive miraculous results.

With his medical skills, there is no need to poison people, as long as the toxin enters the human body, it can make people lose their ability to move instantly.

Xu Mo went out and went directly to the gun shop, there are many procedures to buy a real gun, but the anesthetic gun is not used, and it can be bought in many places and even in big supermarkets.

Xu Mo drove the car for only two streets before arriving at a gun shop. The boss is a middle-aged fat man who wears a denim suit.

Seeing Xu Mo enter his store, he greeted with a smile, "Buy a gun?"

Xu Mo nodded and said, "Buy a tranquilizer gun, it can be fired in bursts." ”

The boss introduced him to the anesthetic gun, took out all kinds of anesthesia guns, and let Xu Mo choose. Xu Mo finally fell in love with one of them, the tranquilizer gun looks similar to a pistol on the outside, equipped with an infrared sight, easy to carry, can be loaded with six anesthetic bullets at a time, the advantage of the gun is that there is no recoil, suitable for monkeys, the scope can help monkeys aim, and the disadvantage is that the range is relatively short.

However, this gun is in the hands of the monkey, mainly for sneak attacks, and it is enough.

Xu Mo bought four anesthetic guns, a hundred rounds of ammunition, and the anesthetic liquid in the bullets, which he planned to prepare himself.

After buying the tranquilizer gun, Xu Mo thought about it for a while, and bought four more paintball guns of the same type for combat, planning to bring them back for the monkey to practice marksmanship.

When he returned home, Xu Mo began to teach the monkeys how to use guns, first using wisdom transmission to teach the monkeys how to use guns, and then each monkey was issued a battle gun, and four dummies were erected in the yard for them to practice.

There were trees in his yard, and he let the monkeys climb on the trees, hide in the leaves and shoot down.

Zhou Yanyan and Yu Qiuwen watched interestingly, they each moved a chair out and sat in the courtyard to watch, Han Ying also came out of the pharmacy and closed the outer door connecting the pharmacy, so as not to accidentally probe the people who came to buy medicine. Like Zhou Yu's second daughter, she moved a chair and sat in the yard to watch.

Xu Mo commanded the four monkeys, made several small flags of different colors, stood under the tree, waved the blue flag, and ordered: "Hide!"

Each of the four monkeys held a paintball gun, and when they received Xu Mo's order, they actually took refuge in finding a place and hid among the leaves.

Xu Mo took out a yellow flag and waved it again, "Aim." ”

The four monkeys had already mastered the use of their guns, and each pointed their guns at one of the dummies, squinted one monkey eye, and brought the other eye to the scope, looking for the crosshairs.

Xu Mo took out another red flag and shook it, "Shoot." ”

"Smack!" "Smack!" "Smack!" "Smack!" The four monkeys fired one after the other, but all of them missed, and they slashed a long distance from the dummy, and several balls of paint of different colors sprayed on the ground. (To be continued......)