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"Someone has fallen—" Suddenly, there was an exclamation on the mountain road in front of Qingyang Palace.

Diao Xiaosi turned his head to look, only to see a white-haired old lady who had just walked out of Qingyang Palace after making incense, and somehow fell on the mountain road. There was a large circle of pilgrims around to watch the excitement, but no one stepped forward to help.

At the place where the old lady fell, there was still a group of people standing. The middle-aged man led by him was dressed in a brocade robe, burly and majestic, and he was arrogantly pointing his fingers at the old lady who fell to the ground and scolded viciously: "All are not allowed to help, who dares to help this old pious woman get up, Lao Tzu chopped off his hand!"

The scattered real person narrowed his eyes slightly, looked at the middle-aged man who spoke, and said: "This is Lin Hushan, the second leader of the Five Tigers Gang, who has a daughter who is married to a son of the Tang Sect. ”

Diao Xiaosi said: "You just said that monks are not allowed to drink. ”

Scattered and true humanity: "Poor Dao only said that monks don't eat chicken, but he didn't say that he can't drink." ”

Diao Xiaosi gradually discovered that this old way was also wonderful, and couldn't help but feel good, and asked, "Since you like to drink, why do you want to become a monk?"

Sandan Zhenren glanced at Diao Xiaosi, as if he blamed him for asking this extra question, and replied: "I can doze off with this scripture every day, and I don't have to work all year round to eat and drink for nothing, can you?"

Diao Xiaosi immediately bowed to this old man, and heard Lin Hushan shouting in a loud voice: "Dead old woman, be careful when you walk backwards." Lao Tzu is in a good mood today, count yourself lucky. ”

The scattered real person suddenly lowered his voice and said, "I looked at that surnamed Lin a long time ago. Diao Gongzi, why don't you teach him a lesson on behalf of the poor Dao, so that you can teach this Haba Zhilu Dao, a pure Taoist place, how can he be allowed to act like a fierce god?"

Diao Xiaosi said: "Why do you want me to come forward? Could it be that you are afraid of the Five Tigers Gang and want to deceive me as a leader." ”

The scattered real man sighed helplessly and said: "The poor Dao is a monk, and there is no quarrel with the world, so it is really inconvenient to make a move." Otherwise, how can such a good thing come to you?"

"Good thing?" Diao Xiaosi said suspiciously: "Say, do you have some conspiracy?"

Scattered and true humanity: "Eliminating violence, helping the weak and helping the weak, how can you say that it is not a good thing?"

Diao Xiaosi smiled and said, "Since it's a good thing, what are my benefits?"

The real person replied, "After the matter is over, the poor road can let you send this old woman home." ”

"Come less!" Diao Xiaosi said sternly: "My admiration for the ancestors of the Sanqing Dao is like a surging river, and I would rather die than fight and kill in front of the mountain gate to blaspheme the gods!"

The real person looked at Diao Xiaosi calmly and asked, "You really don't do it?"

"Don't do it!" Diao Xiaosi categorically refused: "It's not good to ......" The word "place" hurriedly stopped when it came to his mouth, and he almost revealed his stuffing.

But the real person didn't let go of Diao Xiaosi, and deliberately pretended to be confused: "It's nothing, why didn't Diao Gongzi finish his words?"

"I mean......" Diao Xiaosi swallowed his spit and said: "The beautiful world needs peace, and it is inappropriate to fight and move?

The real person said "oh" and said: "I almost forgot to say that you can't help your business." ”

Diao Xiaosi said angrily: "It turns out that you want to blackmail Lao Tzu!"

Sandan Zhenren spread his hands innocently and said, "No way, you didn't match the code, can you blame me?"

Diao Xiaosi was stunned, and he added very seriously and with great certainty: "Poor Dao guarantees with character, on the ground in Chengdu, only I have the means and the way to let you see Tang Taijun soon." ”

Diao Xiaosi gritted his teeth, looked at Lin Hushan and his party who were striding towards the mountain gate, and then glanced at the old lady who had fallen to the ground and had not yet gotten up, and said with a snort in his nose: "Send Lin Hushan and send the old woman home, right?

The real person said leisurely: "First of all, this is a Taoist temple, not a broken temple; second, the poor Taoist can be guaranteed by character and will never break his word; and then, I never force others to do things he doesn't like." If you're not happy, forget it. ”

"Happy?" Diao Xiaosi said with a tense face: "Seeing that someone is doing evil, how can you teach Lao Tzu to be happy?"

"Oh?" "So, is Diao Gongzi planning to help each other?"

"Of course! There will always be some hot-blooded young people in the world, who roar when they see injustice, and they will shoot when they should shoot, such as me!"

As he spoke, he rolled up his arms and sleeves to meet Lin Hushan, opened his T-shaped steps, hugged his chest with his arms, and condescendingly blocked the way.

At this time, the pilgrims on the mountain road were afraid of Lin Hushan's obscenity and dodged to the side of the road.

Lin Hushan was stunned, and his anger did not subside: "What person, get out!"

Diao Xiaosi didn't talk nonsense with this idiot, and sneered: "Little peach!"

"Quack-" A blood-red toad suddenly jumped out of the dragon's belt, and pressed towards Lin Hu Mountain like a big mountain with the demonic wind.

Lin Hushan was caught off guard, and just wanted to take a wrong step to parry with a punch, when suddenly a colorful cloud filled his eyes, and he suddenly felt that his head was dizzy and his body was sore, and he was thrown to the ground heavily.

More than a dozen members of the Five Tigers Gang who came to pay homage came back to their senses, and they all drew their swords and rushed forward angrily.

Diao Xiaosi put this group of shrimp soldiers and crabs in his eyes, grabbed a copper coin and threw it with his wrist, and the spiritual sense pointed to a hundred shots, "plop plop" and knocked them all the way down the mountain road.

Diao Xiaosi stepped forward, sat on Lin Hushan's body, picked up his fist and slammed it down, venting all the fire in his belly on the head of this unlucky bastard, and said angrily: "I let you use the power of the dog to bully the old, weak, sick and pregnant, I let you live up to the fish and flesh people, I let you have no skin and no face to eat and take the card to ......"

At first, the real person was smiling and watching, but soon the smile on his face slowly became stiff, how could he hear and feel that it was not Lin Hushan who was scolded, but ......

"Scattered Immortal Chief, do you think this is okay?" Leng Buding Diao Xiaosi raised his fist and turned his head, revealing a sunny smile, and humbly asked him for instructions.

The scattered real person almost pulled off his beard with a miss, and coughed: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable...... Diao Gongzi, how can you be rough with people in front of the mountain gate, and don't you hurry up and stop?"

Lin Hushan was inexplicably beaten to the point that his face was full of flowers, and he scolded with shame and anger: "Turtle son, what kind of person are you, there is a kind of name on the newspaper, as long as Lao Tzu does not die, there will be a good reward!"

Diao Xiaosi smiled and patted Lin Hushan's swollen cheeks and said, "No need, right? Be low-key, I still prefer to show favor rather than reciprocate." ”

Lin Hushan's eyes erupted with fire, and he said angrily: "Don't you dare?!"

Diao Xiaosi looked at Lin Hushan, who was bleeding and bleeding, with a blue nose and swollen face, and said helplessly: "Okay, to tell you the truth, my name is Bruce Lee, and I have a sworn brother named Jackie Chan, who is the leader of the Chang'an Shuanglong Gang." ”

"Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan?" Lin Hushan recalled carefully, and couldn't remember when there were such two people in Chang'an City, and he actually claimed to be the leader of the Shuanglong Gang.

Diao Xiaosi smiled and said: "It doesn't matter if you don't recognize me, I will remember it for a lifetime in the future." Because Lao Tzu will help you deepen your impression!" After that, he suddenly grabbed Lin Hushan's hair bun and smashed the back of his head viciously on the bluestone bar, smashing it and saying: "Now, you, remember, got, right, right?!"

Poor Lin Hushan has been rampant in the underworld in Shuzhong for more than 20 years, where has he ever received such treatment? Before Diao Xiaosi could finish venting his fire, he was already dizzy and his eyes rolled and he fainted.

Diao Xiaosi took a long breath and stood up and clapped his hands, looking at the stunned Sanzhen Zhenren: "I'll leave it to you!"

Just as he was about to speak, Diao Xiaosi snorted and said, "A good person will do it to the end, right? Lao Tzu will send the eldest lady home to ensure that he does good things without leaving his name!"

Before the words were finished, there was a burst of applause from the crowd beside the road. At first it was just one or two people, then eight, ten, dozens or hundreds...... Everyone looked at him with admiration with excited smiles on their faces.

Diao Xiaosi was stunned, swept over the few Five Tiger Gang members who were cowering and hiding aside, and said proudly: "You guys listen to Lao Tzu, who will dare to bully people in the future, I will ...... Hang the people and dig up his ancestral grave!"

The cheers and cheers of the lively pilgrims around also made Diao Xiaosi feel a sense of pride in his own work for the first time - daring to be affectionate, digging graves can also be a very glorious thing.

He came to the old lady in high spirits, stretched out his hand and said, "Auntie, I'll send you home!"

The old lady had already gotten up, looked at Diao Xiaosi and said, "Which car is yours?" ”

Diao Xiaosi was stunned, and said in his heart that this old woman was also a bachelor, so he drove the cart to the old lady's side and stopped, and said, "Come on." ”

The old lady shook her head and said, "This frame is too high, I can't climb on it." ”

Diao Xiaosi said: "Then I'll help you?"

The old lady said: "Don't help, you bend down and let me step on my back to get into the car." ”

Diao Xiaosi was furious, he had never seen anyone who dared to step on himself to climb up in his life, and he was about to do it, when he suddenly heard the voice of the faint real person into the secret voice: "Good person, you have to be a good person-"

Diao Xiaosi swallowed hard, squatted down and said, "Auntie, where is your family's ancestral grave?"

The old lady stepped on Diao Xiaosi's back and slowly got into the car, and asked, "Why are you asking this?"

Diao Xiaosi stood up and said, "Your legs and feet are inconvenient, I'll send you to the grave when I turn around." ”

He jumped into the cart, whipped his horse, and the two big green mules pulled the cart and slowly drove away from the mountain gate of Qingyang Palace.

It didn't take long for the cart to drive into the city, and the streets were full of people, and the people living here were far more comfortable and satisfied than the people in the Central Plains. There are teahouses and restaurants everywhere, and all kinds of Shuzhong delicacies are dazzling, and Diao Xiaosi's eyes are brilliant and hungry. Like what kind of cold noodles, fat intestine noodles, small noodles, copying hands, strings of incense, wrapped in spicy and fragrant breath steaming from the nostrils into the stomach, the table full of diners are sweating profusely, all hearty, open the placket and keep fanning the wind.

Diao Xiaosi also wanted to stop the car to eat a bowl, and was in a hurry to send the old lady next to him home, so he couldn't stop it. Unexpectedly, the car had just driven to the door of a teahouse, and the old lady in the car suddenly shouted, "Stop!"