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Diao Xiaosi stopped the car and asked patiently, "What's the matter with you?"

The old lady ignored him, jumped out of the cart and walked into the teahouse, her legs and feet becoming extremely neat.

A tea doctor stepped forward and said familiarly: "Mother-in-law, did you go to Qingyang Palace again today to offer incense?"

The old lady picked up an empty table and sat down, nodded and said, "Come on a pot of Emei Xuerui, everything else is the same." With that, he grabbed a handful of melon seeds on the table and knocked them with relish.

Diao Xiaosi saw that his stomach was on fire, and he sat in the car and said in a sullen voice: "Hey, I still have something to do, and I don't have time to drink tea with you!"

The old lady said with a cold face: "I didn't say I wanted to invite you to tea." ”

Diao Xiaosi said annoyedly: "Are you really determined to eat Lao Tzu? don't think that you are old, so you ......"

A thin voice sounded in Leng Buding's ears and said, "Good man, you have to be a good person-"

Diao Xiaosi was stunned, and hurriedly looked left and right for a long time in the bustling streets and alleys, but did not find where the real person was hidden.

The old lady snorted and said, "If you want to go, don't I beg you with a dead face?"

Diao Xiaosi swallowed the second half of the sentence back into his stomach, and directly changed it to greet the eighteenth generation of the ancestors of the real people, and said: "Forget it, good people do it to the end, I'll wait for you!"

At this time, Dr. Tea came over to hand tea and water to the old lady, looked at Diao Xiaosi outside the door and said with a smile: "Mother-in-law, this is your baby, haven't you seen it before?"

The old lady took a sip of the teacup and said, "Well, he is my son, he learned the craft outside two years ago, and he just arrived home yesterday." ”

Diao Xiaosi almost burst his lungs, why did a mother pop up again inexplicably, and suddenly heard a faint real person transmitting a secret voice: "Congratulations, congratulations, your mother and son recognize each other, don't forget the benefits of the poor road." ”

"You baba, yin and yang weird pretending to be a ghost!" Diao Xiaosi got up from the car in a rage, and yelled at the street: "To tell you the truth, Lao Tzu doesn't eat this! Do you want to trick me? Be careful that you can't get up from the pit tonight!"

The pedestrians on the street were stunned, not knowing what Diao Xiaosi's nerves suddenly were.

The old lady put down the teacup and said lightly to Dr. Cha: "Don't pay attention to him, Gua Wazi was hit by his father's mallet when he was a child, and he often talked to himself like this and became ill." ”

Dr. Tea suddenly realized and sighed: "Mother-in-law, it's really not easy for you to pull this kind of stupid baby to the end!" turned around and poured water for the tea guests at the table next to him, pointed to Diao Xiaosi outside the door and whispered a few words to everyone. After a while, the guests in the teahouse all cast sympathetic glances at the old lady.

As soon as Diao Xiaosi finished scolding, he heard that the real person still said in that tepid tone: "Don't you want to see Tang Taijun, serve this old woman obediently first." In short, the poor road will not let you work in vain. ”

"Bullshit!" Diao Xiaosi said angrily: "Could it be that she is your old friend, and she wants to roll the sheets and pull me to cover up?"

He was born from his mother's womb, and he has never been so cowardly, but no matter how he scolded the real person, he no longer responded.

Suddenly, two tea guests came out of the teahouse, one of them grabbed a handful of peanuts and stuffed them into Diao Xiaosi's hand and said, "Baby, eat something, Uncle gave it to you." ”

Diao Xiaosi was stunned, the two of them had turned to leave, looked back at him as they walked, and couldn't help shaking their heads and sighing: "Poor, pitiful......"

Diao Xiaosi felt inexplicable, grabbed a handful of peanuts in his hand and asked, "Hey, who do you say is pitiful?"

Before the words fell, another middle-aged woman came over and said, "Come, child, auntie will give you a sugar cake and get it." ”

After a while, Diao Xiaosi's hands and pockets were full of food, and he couldn't help but admire the enthusiasm of the people of Chengdu.

He sat back on the cart like a deflated ball, and looked back at the old lady who was still chewing slowly and unhurriedly, just afraid that this morning tea would not end in time. But every time he wanted to throw his hands and leave, he couldn't help but hear in his ears with a faint and serious voice: "Good man, you have to be a good person-"

The more Diao Xiaosi thought about it, the more angry he became, and grabbed sugar cakes, peanuts, and raisins...... Throw it into your mouth, squeak and crush your steel teeth, turning grief and anger into appetite.

Just after a while, a middle-aged woman walked into the teahouse, sat down opposite the old lady silently, and beckoned to Dr. Tea. It didn't take much time for her to have all kinds of delicate pastries and dried fruits in front of her, almost filling the entire table.

The middle-aged woman didn't move, only took out the teapot and small cup she brought, brewed fragrant tea and gently blew away the tea leaves floating on the water, looked at the old lady and said, "It's so pitiful, just eat these." ”

The old lady didn't hear it, and she didn't have to look at each other with her eyes.

The middle-aged woman behaved elegantly and gracefully, and took a shallow sip of tea and said, "But then again, you only deserve to live this kind of life." The pheasant flies on the sycamore, and it is still a pheasant, and it will never become a phoenix. ”

"Look at you, a man who is half buried in the ground, and likes to eat these bits and pieces. I almost forgot, you're seventy-eight this year, aren't you? It's a pity, life is short, I'm afraid I won't have a few years to live. ”

The old lady sprinkled the melon seeds in her hand, looked at the middle-aged woman coldly and said, "At least I'm doing better than you, much better!"

"Old sister, don't deceive yourself. Are you really doing well? Then why do you have to go to Qingyang Palace every fifteenth day of the new year to offer incense, what do you want to ask for?"

"I don't ask you for anything, it's better than some people who can't marry in their lifetime!"

"You are married, but unfortunately you are too embarrassed to die—the old hen does not lay eggs, and eats dry rice all her life. ”

The old lady's face turned pale all of a sudden, obviously hit by the middle-aged woman, and sneered: "You can lay eggs, but it's a pity that you can only eat dry rice for the rest of your life!"

"That's better than you being shameless, pulling a stupid boy from the street and insisting that you gave birth to it!"

"Old woman, what are you talking about?" Diao Xiaosi originally intended to watch the excitement, but now he was not happy, and protested angrily.

The two old women quarreled and quarreled, he had made up his mind to just watch from the wall, who knew that the fire at the city gate affected the pond fish, and the topic turned to himself, and he was scolded as a stupid boy, who did he provoke?

The middle-aged woman glanced back at Diao Xiaosi casually, and said, "That's right, if you have a normal brain, how can you recognize you as your mother?"

Diao Xiaosi was really angry, and formed a united front with the old lady in an instant, and said in unison: "Fart!"

Both of them were stunned, Diao Xiaosi didn't stop doing anything, threw out a silver ingot weighing seven or eight taels and flew to the table, and said, "You, sing a little song to Lao Tzu." Sing well, double the reward!"

The middle-aged woman's willow eyebrows raised, slowly fell again, and said, "You are singing to me?"

Diao Xiaosi was surprised: "You came to the teahouse without eating or drinking, and you were desperately playing tricks, why are you not singing? Could it be that you still want to laugh? Unfortunately, you are congenitally stunted, and you grin with bared teeth, and half of Chengdu is scared to collapse." Tsk, could it be that this is the legendary laughing city, and then laughing at the country?"

The middle-aged woman picked up the silver thrown on the table, smiled coldly, and said, "You have a kind!"

Diao Xiaosi smiled and groaned: "I am praised for it, but I dare not take it seriously." I haven't planted it yet, but I will definitely have one in the future. But it's impossible to say if you can have it. ”

The middle-aged woman held the silver ingot with five fingers and said, "You laugh at me for not planting?"

Diao Xiaosi's eyes widened in surprise, staring at the middle-aged woman and said: "Could it be that you are the legendary heroic mother who has ranked first in history in terms of production capacity since Pangu opened the heavens and Nuwa created people, known as the sowing chicken among hens?"

He deliberately bit the word "seed" heavy and long, and the tea customers around him couldn't understand it, and they immediately burst into laughter.

"Sowing chicken?!" The middle-aged woman was stunned, her face was blue and she slowly spread out her five fingers, and the silver ingots in her palm were smelted into gas and turned into nothing, and she said word by word: "Remember what you said, don't regret it!"

Before Diao Xiaosi could say anything, the old lady had already stood up, paid for the tea and said, "Baby, let's go home." ”

At this moment, Diao Xiaosi and the old lady have the same hatred, so they don't care about her relying on the old and selling the old for the time being, and beckoned to the middle-aged woman: "Don't worry, with your legendary face, the men who are going to protect the whole world will be unforgettable." ”

When the old lady got into the car, he flicked his whip, and the two big green mules raised their four hooves and stepped on the long stone bars, and dada went away.

The middle-aged woman sat upright, but her low-hanging sleeves were trembling slightly, obviously suppressing a wave of anger in her heart, coldly scanning the tea customers around her, and scolding: "What are you looking at?"

Everyone lowered their heads casually, drinking tea and drinking tea, swinging the dragon gate array, and the human voices were noisy and buzzing.

The middle-aged woman looked even more angry and said, "You say, is the old lady beautiful when she smiles?"

She raised her hand to support her side face and stared at her, and slowly brewed for a long time before she smiled toothy at the tea customers around her, who were very reserved, innocent, and gentle.

"Poof!" "Bang!" Suddenly the teahouse was full of chickens and dogs, some people squirted out mouthfuls of hot tea, some people knocked over cups, and a few people almost slipped under the table.

It's not that this middle-aged woman is ugly, but that her upside-down smile at this moment is really shocking and crying.

The middle-aged woman was stunned for a moment, she didn't expect the audience's response to be so enthusiastic, she grabbed the unlucky tea doctor with her backhand, and raised her eyebrows upside down and shouted: "You say, am I smiling beautifully?"

Dr. Tea nodded again and again like a chicken pecking rice, and replied: "Beautiful, the moon is more beautiful than Xi Shi!"

The middle-aged woman was still angry, let go of Dr. Cha, and snorted coldly: "How dare you laugh at the old lady?" The people who chased me back then lined up from Chengdu to Chang'an, arranged from Chang to Luoyang, and then circled around Luoyang and then returned to Chengdu...... The beauties didn't mention the past, what do you know about the melon baby?"

Suddenly, someone outside the teahouse chuckled and said, "Sister, are you still angry about what happened just now?" That kid is really hateful if he has no eyes, why don't I help my sister out of this breath?"

When the middle-aged woman heard the voice, she saw a beautiful woman in green with a light veil on her face walking towards her, and all the men's eyes couldn't help but light up at this moment.