Chapter 281: Gone, Laughing.
"Good~!"
After thinking about it for a long time, the Jade Emperor felt that the time was almost up, so he stopped his contemplation with his hand brushing his beard and agreed with him...... Too Platinum Star's idea.
This is not enough, in order to show his mighty and unyielding spirit, the Jade Emperor immediately became an eel after "goodness", the smile on his face disappeared in an instant, and his whole face drooped.
"For the sake of the lives of the Heavenly Court soldiers, I gritted my teeth and agreed to this plan, but this is the last time. β
In the face of the Jade Emperor's bluffing "Don't take an example", a kind of skin regret similar to "skin smile meat does not smile" appeared on Tai Bai Xing's old face, and he bowed his head and bowed deeply to the Jade Emperor who was pretending.
"Your Majesty is willing to wronged himself for the safety of the lives of the soldiers of the Heavenly Court, and beg for the sake of the thief, I am grateful, beyond words, now Wechen can only use this bow to express Wechen's admiration for Your Majesty!"
"Whoa~!"
As soon as the touching and heartfelt "true feelings" of Tai Bai Xing here, the immortals who had already been gearing up and rehearsing many times over there immediately bowed and saluted, and how deep Tai Bai Xing bowed, they bowed as deeply.
"Your Majesty Gaoyi, I am grateful, beyond words, please accept the bows of the minister!"
"Good, good, good, good, please get up, please get up, please get up!"
The Jade Emperor's old face was about to burst into laughter, and his eyes were full of praise when he looked at Tai Bai Xing, he could still use this tool man for hundreds of thousands of years!
"If you Aiqing don't have any opinions, then this matter will be decided like this......"
"Your Majesty~!, the minister feels that something is wrong with this matter!"
When the immortals heard this, there were nine traces of surprise and admiration on their expressionless faces, and they looked over to see a middle-aged man in golden armor with a resolute face standing up, dragging a multi-layered exquisite pagoda in his hand.
Tota Heavenly Kingβββ Li Jing!
The Jade Emperor's face changed from a blooming chrysanthemum to a completely defeated chrysanthemum at a speed visible to the naked eye, bare and black.
In this usually just polite scene, no one usually speaks against it.
It's like when officiating at a wedding, the master of ceremonies will go through the motions every time and ask if anyone has an opinion about the marriage.
The answer is generally no, if there is, then it will definitely be beaten by the angry family members of the two parties, and the person who beats him doesn't know him.
Now the Jade Emperor's mood is almost like this, although he is not mad, but he has already put Li Jing into the cold palace in his heart.
"Li Jing, what is your opinion. β
The Jade Emperor Aiqing didn't need it, gritted his teeth and called him by his name, but you can imagine how dissatisfied he was with Li Jing in his heart.
However, Li Jing didn't react to this at all, I don't know if he couldn't hear it, or if he really didn't care.
"Your Majesty, this thief has an extremely stubborn character, the minister does not recommend recruiting him, the most appropriate plan is to send troops to fight him and suppress him forever!"
When the Jade Emperor heard this, he took a deep look at Li Jing, he didn't know what kind of madness this Li Jing, who was greedy for life and afraid of death on weekdays.
At the same time, in a place where the immortals could not see, the Jade Emperor's right index finger trembled slightly at the Tai Bai Xing on the side.
With their thousands of years of cooperation, the Taibai tool man understood the orders of his boss Jade Emperor in seconds, and he was instantly full of grief and indignation, jumped out directly from the side, pointed at Li Jing's nose and began to strongly condemn it.
"Li Jing, what do you mean by this?! This thief's method is quite strange, in order to avoid futile casualties, solicitation is the most appropriate way to deal with it. β
"But as you said, let's not mention whether the army can succeed in the crusade for the time being, the soldiers will definitely suffer heavy casualties, what are your intentions!"
"Hmph~!"
Dealing with Tai Bai Xing, who "bewitched the public", Li Jing was unceremoniously, and snorted coldly in his nasal voice: "What am I thinking? I still want to ask you this sentence!"
"This thief doesn't even have a half-day respect for the way of heaven, not to mention whether he will agree to solicit or not, that is, who can order him after the solicitation? Who can guarantee that this thief will be respectful to His Majesty and will not disobey His Majesty!"
"You!"
Tai Bai Xing was speechless by Li Jing's speechlessness, his face turned red with anger, his whole body trembled, and his white hair fluttered in the wind, which made people tremble when he saw it, for fear that he would not be able to stand the stimulation and burp directly.
"Okay, you are powerful, then Li Tianwang thinks who should be the general of this expedition to attack this thief. β
"I think you are a very suitable candidate, Li Tianwang, and you didn't ask Your Majesty for your life before, and took the initiative to lead troops to fight against this thief. β
can't talk about Li Jing, Tai Bai Xing found another way, turned around and put Li Jing on the barbecue grill to roast, he didn't believe that Li Jing dared to provoke this kind of weirdness.
Li Jing sneered, glanced at Tai Bai Xing with disdain, and then his face instantly turned righteous and awe-inspiring, turned to the Jade Emperor and knelt on one knee, and stood with his head held high: "Your Majesty, the minister is willing to personally bring 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals to crusade against this thief!"
As soon as these words came out, the audience was silent, and the immortals looked down at Li Jing, who was kneeling on one knee, with eyes like stupid coins, and without saying a word, they all felt that Li Jing's brain must be sick.
Tai Bai Xing didn't speak anymore, looking at Li Jing who knelt down on one knee and asked for his life to die, his brows furrowed, and he didn't think for a long time what Li Jing's purpose was for doing this, and what benefits would it do to him.
After thinking about it, Tai Bai Xing finally came to the conclusion that this Li Jing was definitely sick in the brain.
Caring for the mentally handicapped, starting with you and me, Tai Bai Xing threw a caring look at Li Jing, and then returned to his old position, his eyes continued to be half-open and half-closed, as if the quarrel just now was an illusion.
Platinum Star: (β_β)
"Since Li Jing has this idea, then I can't stop you anymore, you go down and choose the soldiers yourself, I'm tired, let's retreat." β
The Jade Emperor waved his hand weakly, and stood up on the throne with the support of the Queen Mother, all the way away, leaving a bleak back.
"Congratulations to Your Majesty~!!"
The immortals bowed their heads to the departing Jade Emperor and Queen Mother again, and when they looked up again, they were gone.
Without the suppression of the supreme ruler, the immortals who dispersed the meeting chattered instantly, just like the students after school.
But they didn't go home directly from work, but continued to look up at Zhen Hao's blind date live broadcast, they felt that this show was quite interesting, especially suitable for them single men and women.
In fact, these single male and female immortals still hope that Zhen Hao can go to heaven on an errand, and it is best to give him the leader of the entire activity group, and also hold a "First Blind Date Conference of Heavenly Court" in the heavenly realm to solve the problem of marriage matching of the immortals.
You must know that there are not a few male fairies and female fairies who have been single for hundreds of thousands of years in the heavenly court, although they seem to be pure and have few desires on weekdays, and they have no needs, but they are not monks and nuns, and only they know about working alone late at night.
So in this case, almost eighty percent of the immortals in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall looked at Li Jing unpleasantly, and looked at him from time to time and snorted coldly.
The atmosphere became more and more tense, and it seemed as if people on both sides could make a move at any time.
In order to avoid the occurrence of unpositive things such as group fights, Taishang Laojun waved his hand and put away the broadcast treasure mirror, and turned into a wisp of green smoke and disappeared as soon as he turned around.
There was no show to watch, and the immortals could only pack up their things and go home from work, and when they passed by Li Jing's side, they couldn't help but snort coldly again.
Li Jing didn't care about the exclusion of the immortals, his face was as usual, and he went straight to the Li family's compound, followed by a Nezha who wanted to speak and stopped.
Li family compound, inside the hall.
Li Jing sat on the Taishi chair, glanced at Nezha in front of him, who wanted to speak and stopped, then lowered his head and took a sip of hot tea, and asked in a flat tone: "From the beginning of the next dynasty to the present, you have always been like this, you can say what you want to say directly, what kind of man is hidden and tucked." β
"Father, you ...... Why did you take the initiative to take over this errand of sending troops against the stranger, we have almost no chance of winning. β
Li Jing didn't raise his head: "You don't care about this matter, you are free to make plans for your father, you just need to follow me on the expedition." β
After that, Li Jing waved his hand at Nezha casually: "It's nothing to do with you, go down and quickly pack up the things to go to the battlefield." β
Nezha lowered his head and was silent, his fists as white as jade lotus were clenched tightly, and there was no intention of wanting to go out under his feet.
"What's the matter?"
"I know what you're thinking, father. β
"Oh?"
A smile appeared on Li Jing's face for a moment, and then it was replaced by nine points of interest and one point of surprise: "Then tell me what your father's idea is." β
"You yourself think that sending troops against that Inhuman has little chance of success, but you still insist on it, you ......"
Nezha raised his head and looked directly at Li Jing: "Your idea is on Nezha, do you want to use Nezha's distress to attract my master to make a move, or even me...... Even my master's master's shot. β
"Wonderful!
Li Jing was not embarrassed at all when Nezha guessed his thoughts, and even praised Nezha with a smile, and then stroked his beard with a look of relief.
"Yes, yes, Nezha, you can understand my plan so quickly, and you can be regarded as a successor to your father. Let's ......"
"I'm not going. β
In the face of Li Jing's pretended praise, Nezha did not show even the slightest bit of happiness, his face was calm but resolute.
Li Jing's smile froze directly on his face, looking at Nezha, who didn't seem to be laughing, the smile receded, and an inexplicable anger surged into his heart.
"You are my Li Jing's son, you have to listen to my orders, you can do whatever I ask you to do, I don't want you to want it or not!"
"Just like back then, do you insist on killing the child in front of the dragon king?"
"Smack~!!"
A crisp sound echoed throughout the hall, Nezha was bleeding from the corner of his mouth, and stubbornly looked up at Li Jing, whose face was flushed.
"It's a great rebellion! It's just a great rebellion! How can I, Li Jing, have a son like you!"
Li Jing was so angry by Nezha's confrontation that he trembled, and trembled and stretched out his hand to point at Nezha, who had a stubborn face: "You can just go to this crusade, if you don't go, then for the father...... ...... for the Father"
Nezha sneered and looked directly at Li Jing: "Do you want to behead your sons again?"
"You...... You ......" Li Jing's hands trembled even more.
"Okay! If you don't go, then the father will go by himself! Let me die on the battlefield! Your mother will be taken care of by you!"
After that, Li Jing got up directly and brushed his sleeves away, no longer looking at Nezha.
The hall was silent, the corners of Nezha's mouth moved slightly, a trace of bitterness swayed, and the blood at the corners of his mouth was particularly dazzling.
The scene of the first blind date conference of Hangzhou West Lake.
At this time, the forty-four pairs of Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian have been successfully paired, and they are snuggling up to each other, happy and sweet.
The devil knows how he could have such a deep affection after only knowing him for a few hours.
Xiaoqing in the audience has long been unsuppressed by Zhen Hao, and is now standing beside her sister who is paired with her, trying in vain to insert into the two-person world of Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen, and feel the warmth of her sister again.
But Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian looked at each other in pairs, with deep affection, and there was no one in their eyes who had nothing to do with loveβββ except for Xiao San.
Xu Xian had the mention of the virtual immortals, and their minds were lively, saying that they did not refuse Xiaoqing to join their two-person world and play with them.
But Bai Suzhen, as the protagonist of the legend of the White Snake, because she needs to promote positive energy and does not advocate men's three wives and four concubines, she will definitely not tolerate the appearance of Xiao San in her eyes, even if this Xiao San is her brother and sister, like Xiao Qing with her own sister.
So Xiaoqing wants to insert into the two-person world of Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen, but it is simply delusional and useless.
As for the Xu Immortals who secretly ate Xiaoqing's green thirst-quenching fruit without Bai Suzhen's permission, they didn't dare to think about it, didn't they see that the cold corpse of the Void Immortal was still there?
At this time, the Void Immortal had already been sent down by Zhen Hao, and when he learned the news, the Void Immortal was jumping up and down and walking all the way with a smile.
Escorting him was Pai Daxing, who was in a trance, staggering, and worried about the futureβthat is, black impermanence.
There is also Bai Wuchang, who looks expressionless, but in fact laughs and gloates in his heart.
At the same time, Bai Wuchang also decided to go back and hurriedly apply to the judge to change his partner, so as not to be angry with the Jade Emperor at that time, and he didn't know how he died.
Surface brothers black and white impermanence.
"Ahem, what's that, this big guy, it's already a little dark, Su Zhen and I are going home, so we won't bother you here!"
In addition to Xu Xian in the local "Legend of the New White Lady" world, Zhen Hao really can't think of any other Xu Xian who still has a home here.
Don't say anything nonsense about "as long as two people who love each other are together, the world is big, and everywhere is home", this home is a house, a house to live in!
"Wait~!"
Zhen Hao spoke, and the local Xu Xian and the local Bai Suzhen turned around stiffly, revealing two stiff smiles that were more ugly than crying.
"Big guy, is there anything else you have to do?"
Zhen Hao's brows furrowed slightly, looking at the local Xu Xian and the local Bai Suzhen, who were not sensible at all, and felt that he had helped two scumbags and scumbags.
"I worked so hard, I had to build the stage, write the script, and act as the host, so I brought the two of you together, and you just left?
The local Xu Xian and the local Bai Suzhen suddenly bowed down together and bowed deeply to Zhen Hao: "Su Zhen (Xu Xian) has thanked Mr. for his matchmaking here, and our husband and wife will not forget your kindness in the future, and remember your great kindness and virtue forever and forever." β
"That's it?"
Zhen Hao looked at the local Xu Xian and the local Bai Suzhen, who wanted to continue to slip away, and their eyes were surprised, as if they had seen the incredible.
"I said you have to show it, if you don't give us money, at least you have to lead us to your house for a meal!" He said blankly, "I remember your kindness, and I will remember it for the rest of my life." Are you playing monkey or sending Hanako?"
"No, we don't, we don't mean that......"
The local Xu Xian was frightened, and he didn't dare to express the slightest disagreement in the face of Zhen Hao's description of being a "monkey" and a "flower child", and until now he didn't dare to look at the corpse of the virtual immortal.
"Look at my memory, Mr. don't be angry, for your enthusiastic matchmaking, Su Zhen has already prepared a heavy gift!"
In the end, the local Bai Suzhen still lived longer than the local Xu Xian, and her mind was more active, so she turned around and took out a snakeskin bag that looked like it was four or five catties from behind her from somewhere, and reached out and handed it to Zhen Hao.
"What is in this bag is the savings I have saved over the years, and I still have fifty or sixty bright gold, please sir. β
Zhen Hao was angry, feeling that his personality had been greatly insulted, and reached out and slapped the snakeskin bag handed over by Bai Suzhen directly into his pocket.
"What? Do you think that I, Zhen Hao, am building a stage, writing scripts, and acting as a host, just for your money? Or ...... Are you insulting me?"
simply thanked the matchmaker, but in a blink of an eye, it has risen to the point of moral dignity, and in the face of Zhen Hao, who is still not satisfied with receiving the money, the local Bai Suzhen has no choice.
However, compared with the native Xu Xian, who couldn't speak tremblingly, the native Bai Suzhen was not afraid at all, because she had figured it out.
This figurative is figurative in the literal sense of the word.
As Zhen Hao himself said, he took so much effort to bring them together, although there may be a bit of playfulness in this, but it is impossible to clean up the two of them as soon as they are matched together and turn around.
"Then Mr. Zhen Hao, how do you think we husband and wife should thank you. β
"Huh~!How do you know that my name is Zhen Hao, I remember that I didn't say it. β
"No, you did. β
"Okay, but none of that matters. Zhen Hao waved his hand, not bothering much about the name.
"I've got you all together, and you have to invite me home for a light meal anyway, and you won't be allowed to enter the house, isn't it a little too rude for you local couple. β