In the end, black impermanence and white impermanence still did not discuss much on this issue of giving in or not giving in.

After all, giving in or not giving in didn't lead to any good results for either of them, in exchange for only nausea and a chrysanthemum tightness.

"What's the only way you're talking about?

Bai Wuchang was a little curious, just now Hei Wuchang deceived himself for most of the day, but in the end he still insisted that he had a way, then this so-called only way is true, Bai Wuchang believes in his intuition.

"This new method...... Hei Impermanence sold a little bit and glanced at Bai Impermanence with squinted eyes.

Bai Wuchang understood in seconds, his hands were placed side by side in front of his chest, he looked up at Black Impermanence, his white shiny little face was full of anticipation, and his eyes flashed with the sparkle of worship.

It's so comfortable!

Black Impermanence's satisfaction burst instantly, his hands were on his hips, if it weren't for the fact that there was an old demon of Black Mountain over there, he would have started laughing loudly as if no one was around.

"Since you asked sincerely, then I will tell you with great mercy......"

White impermanence: q (≧▽≦q)

"I am just to prevent the Three Realms from being destroyed by lawbreakers, to protect the quiet and peace of the Three Realms, to implement love and truth in the Three Realms Keepers, powerful and kind righteous people in the background, and law enforcers in the Three Realms!"

Black impermanence: With both hands on the waist, it can spoil my cattle .GIF

The worship in Bai Wuchang's eyes disappeared, and he sneered: "No, this is the method you said? Isn't this useless nonsense? And we are a soul hooker, and reaching the heavens is also related to the peace of the human world and the earth, and you also want to take care of this heavenly realm? Have you ever been there?"

"Why are you in a hurry, you can't wait for me to finish the story background for you first, and don't explain it to you, with your IQ, you must be able to understand my method?"

"Hiss~!!"

IQ was disgusted by the ghost, Bai Wuchang gasped, his heart and liver ached faintly, and he squatted down with the willow tree on the side holding his heart that had not been beating for a long time.

"Okay, okay, you say, you say, I have a low IQ, I don't speak. ”

"Hmph, you keep interrupting me if you're fine, I'm still talking nonsense, I'm not in the mood, I won't say it, you can see for yourself!"

Hei Wuchang reached out and took out a package wrapped in a big red cloth from the waistband of his pants, and with a holy face, he carefully untied the outermost red restraint of the package, revealing the red restraint inside......

After Hei Wuchang untied the seventeen layers of red bindings in a row, a golden token that didn't know whether it was gilded or pure gold finally appeared in front of Bai Wuchang's eyes.

"No, that's the only useful way I'm talking about, see for yourself. ”

Hei Wuchang first carefully put away the half year's salary spent in the underworld, ran most of the underworld, and then bought more than a dozen pieces of big red cloth, and then threw the golden token in his hand directly to Bai Wuchang's feet with an indifferent face.

Jade Emperor: Convex (> dish <) convex

Bai Wuchang didn't mind, he reached out and scooped up the token on the ground, and his first action was not to look at what was written on the token, but to directly open his mouth and bite on the token.

Looking at the row of tooth marks that appeared on the token, Bai Wuchang's white face flushed with excitement.

"Damn, this token is not gilded! It is actually real gold! Let me take a look at what is written on this real gold token, and see which unit is so rich. ”

"Heavenly Court No. 18 Commissioner——— Jade Emperor...... The Great ......"

"Goodong~!!"

Bai Wuchang swallowed a mouthful of non-existent saliva, looked up at Hei Wuchang, and then looked down at the golden glittering token in his hand, unable to believe that this terrible scene was true.

He couldn't believe that Hei Wuchang not only crushed himself in force and IQ, but even his official position was stronger than himself.

But anyone who can take the beginning of heaven in the official position is not an ordinary person, that is a big man who can go to heaven, really the kind of heaven that goes to heaven.

"You....... You still have this status!"

"I'm sorry, I'm undercover. ”

Hei Wuchang put his hands behind his back, looked up at the sky at forty-five degrees, his dark face glowed crystal black in the sun, and he didn't know how many times stronger than Bai Wuchang who fell to the ground.

"Since I have been exposed, then I will no longer hide it from you, I will carry it out...... I don't pretend, I have a showdown, I am the commissioner of the Heavenly Court, the direct boss is the Jade Emperor and his old man, I am a civil servant in the upper realm, not a hard labor like you who drills around in the soil all day long. ”

Is the word exposed? Is it really the right word to be applied to you? Didn't you take it out of your own accord?

"So your approach?"

Hei Wuchang glanced at Bai Wuchang, who still didn't understand yet, and reached out and snatched the token directly from Bai Wuchang's hand.

"What's the solution? My identity is here, what else do I need?"

Hei Wuchang held the pure gold identity token in his hand, and patted it in the palm of his hand in front of Bai Wuchang: "This is my method." ”

Then Hei Wuchang raised his head proudly, his eyes were closed, his hands were open to embrace the world, and at this time, a gust of breeze happened to come, raising the black robe on Hei Wuchang's body.

The wind and clouds are surging, the heaven and the earth are visionary, Bai Wuchang can't help but be a little shocked, this old is so terrifying!!

The time had come, and the black impermanence's eyes suddenly opened, the light in his eyes flickered, and then he walked towards the old demon of the Black Mountain ——— the human piledriver.

"Huh~!!"

Black Impermanence pulled the token from his waist at breakneck speed, sliding through the air with a short, rapid whistling sound.

"Heavenly Court Commissioner No. 18 is impermanent...... Seeing this token, if you see the Jade Emperor, you don't quickly kneel down and welcome the arrival of the Jade Emperor!"

Jade Emperor: "......"

......

Quiet, quiet, quiet.

From the moment the black impermanence shouted, both on and off the stage were silent, and no one spoke.

Zhen Hao and his party, Bai Suzhen, and Xu Xian on the stage turned their heads to look at Hei Wuchang, as if they were looking at a mentally retarded brain with incomplete brain development.

The same is true of Xiaoqing and the old demon of Montenegro in the audience, but unlike Xiaoqing, the old demon of Montenegro seems to have a trace of inexplicability in his eyes as if he is mentally retarded, and then he shook his head slightly and sighed.

Even the Void Immortals, whose eyes were blank and whose spirit and body were devastated, couldn't help but look up at Black Impermanence with great effort.

He wanted to see which eldest brother was so short-sighted that he didn't see the last one who offended the one on the stage still lying on the ground?

Of course, the Void Immortal also wanted to see this benefactor who could rest for a while, and remember the most glorious moments of his life.

"You...... What do you want to do...... I warn you, there are people above me, there are big people above me!"

Hei Wuchang felt that the atmosphere at the scene seemed to be a little wrong, and he swallowed a mouthful of saliva nervously, and his confidence was no longer as strong as just now.

No one in the audience answered, the old demon of Montenegro looked up at Zhen Hao on the stage, and saw that Zhen Hao was expressionless, his eyes were half-open and half-closed, and he understood in an instant, clenched his fists and walked towards Hei Wuchang with a cruel smile, but there was still a little ...... in the depths of his eyes A little pity.

That was the old demon of Montenegro's regret for the impermanence of blackness, and the regret for this sturdy man who had the same skin color as himself.

It's a pity...... His eyes weren't very good.

One minute and thirty-two seconds later, the black impermanence with a blue nose and swollen face, swollen eyes and squinted into a slit was thrown at Zhen Hao's feet by the old demon of Montenegro.

Zhen Hao squatted beside Hei Wuchang with a smile: "Hei impermanence, no, I should call you to send Daxing." For the sake of your name, which reminds me of a certain foolishness, I have decided to open up to you and give you a chance to regain your freedom. ”

"Crabs, gods and demons...... Chicken ruined. ”

Pai Daxing couldn't speak clearly, and Zhen Hao barely heard what Pai Daxing meant: "I'll tell you a brain teaser, if you can answer it, I'll let you go." ”

"Nest...... Nest ......"

Pai Daxing's swollen appearance now, it was already quite difficult to speak, and he stammered even more in this hurry, and it took a long time to break the word "I".

For people with disabilities, the good guy Zhen Hao has always been full of tolerance, and directly waved his hand and said: "You don't have to speak, if you agree, you blink, if you don't agree, we suggest that you bite your tongue and kill yourself immediately." ”

When Pai Daxing heard this, it took a lot of effort to open his swollen eyes, and then he blinked quickly, kept blinking, for fear that his blinking range would be too small, and Zhen Hao would give him a "can't see".

In order to avoid this kind of bad thing from happening, the quality is not good, and Pai Daxing can only use quantity to make up.

Especially when he saw a look of regret on Zhen Hao's face after he blinked wildly, it made Pai Daxing more sure of his guess, even though he was sore, he couldn't help but praise himself in his heart.

Zhen Hao shrugged helplessly: "Okay, this candidate, please listen to the question: ask, why doesn't the Jade Emperor be called the Jade Emperor when he is old?"

This is a sensitive issue related to the reputation of his boss, if it is placed in normal times, even if he kills the faction, he would not dare to talk about it in public, but today is completely different from usual.

Usually no one will really beat Pai Daxing to death if he doesn't say it, he can swear to the death unyieldingly, be light and noble, and show his arrogance.

But if the duck is stubborn today, he will really be killed by Zhen Hao.

Pai Daxing was aggrieved, but if he wanted to live, he could only make compromises.

I think that as long as I speak fast enough, the Jade Emperor will definitely not be able to hear what I say...... I don't think I can hear it......

Between death and fighting, Pai Daxing finally chose to fight.

"Because if the name is changed to the Jade Emperor, the old emperor's family will tell him after meeting him, brother. ”

Pai Daxing tried in vain to cover up his slander of the Jade Emperor with his inarticulate speech and speed that he didn't even have punctuation, and he felt that this should be useful.

"Congratulations, you got it right. ”

As soon as these words came out, surprise appeared on Pai Daxing's face, but the hideous smile on the face of the old demon of Montenegro froze on his face.

No, with the boss's "good intentions", he should have said that what was wrong was wrong, and what was really wrong, how could he ...... today? Why is it so abnormal?

Montenegrin Old Demon: It's really .jpg head-wrenching

"But don't be too happy, although I let you go, but others can't let you go, then it's not up to me. ”

"Someone else ......"

Pai Daxing felt bad, turned his head stiffly, looked at the old demon of the Black Mountain who came to him with a sudden realization on his face not far away, and went straight to him.

They thought of a piece.

"No, you can't do this, you're cheating, you're playing word games, I'm not convinced!"

Between life and death, the unwilling Pai Daxing broke out, reached out and directly grabbed Zhen Hao's trouser leg, and let the old demon of Montenegro who rushed over even pull and kick, but he didn't let go, and his mouth was still wailing.

"What are you doing here? Old demon of Montenegro, don't you hurry up and let go, didn't you hear me say to let him go?"

"But...... That's you going to let him go, I didn't say I'm going to let him go......"

"Smack~!"

Zhen Hao slapped the old demon of Montenegro on the brain shell.

"We are a team, what is yours is mine, mine is still mine, even you are mine, where are you still sharing each other, you are trying to make me fall into injustice!"

"I don't have ......"

The old demon of Montenegro touched his braincase with a faint pain, felt aggrieved, and wanted to burst into tears, but when he saw Zhen Hao's big hand raised again, he hurriedly hugged his head and ran away, away from this place where the demon was confused.

In fact, not only the demon was confused, but even the ghost was also confused, looking at Zhen Hao's serious expression that did not seem to be fake, Pai Daxing was confused and a little distracted.

"You don't have to worry, I, Zhen Hao, have a word, the horse is difficult to chase, a spit and a nail, there is no reason to take it back if you say it, everyone and demons present, one counts as one, and no one will make a move on you. ”

"That'...... Who is that "other person"?"

"Oh~~!" Zhen Hao suddenly realized: "You said this, in fact, I made a slip of the tongue." ”

Pai Daxing breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, and a relieved smile appeared on his face: "I see, I thought it was ......"

In fact, strictly speaking, it is not "others", but "other immortals", and "other immortals" will not let you go. ”

"The "immortal" of the "immortal"?the "immortal" of the "ascending immortal"?the "immortal" of the "immortal"?"

"That's right, it's this immortal. ”

"Boom~!!"

The "immortal" thunder fell from the sky, constantly raging back and forth in Pai Daxing's mind, and countless "immortal" words were engraved.

"You must be joking, right, it's just a sentence, how can it be so far away and just heard by the immortals! You must be joking, yes, you are definitely joking!"

Pai Daxing looked determined, firmly believing that there was nothing wrong with his dishes, and his whole body was full of confidence.

Self-confidence is good, but Zhen Hao found a little abnormality in it, which is neuroticism in layman's terms.

"In fact, under normal circumstances, if you secretly point to the portrait of the Jade Emperor and scold him, he may not be able to find out, but today is not the right time for you to come, today happens to be the live broadcast time of the first blind date conference in Hangzhou West Lake. ”

Speaking of this, Zhen Hao tilted his head and thought about it, and added again: "This live broadcast is synchronized with the Heavenly Realm Lingshan, and the broadcast of the Lingshan is estimated to be occupied by a certain golden fat man himself, but the broadcast of the Heavenly Realm is full of immortals, and they can all be seen." ”

Buddha of the Western Heavens: Amitabha Buddha...... You're fat, your whole family is fat!

Despair appeared on Pai Daxing's face: "What do you mean...... What I just said...... The Jade Emperor also heard it?"

"That's right, it's definitely true. ”

"Puff~!"

As soon as Zhen Hao's words fell, Pai Daxing couldn't stand the huge blow, and he rolled his eyes and went silent.

Waving his hand, the old demon of Montenegro dragged Pai Daxing, who had been unconscious, down to take care of him.

Looking at the back of Pai Daxing being carried away by the old demon of Montenegro, Zhen Hao couldn't help but sigh with some emotion: What a child, it's a pity.

Heavenly Realm, Heavenly Treasure Palace.

The Jade Emperor's face was dark, today was the worst day since he became the Jade Emperor, and he was ridiculed one after another, which was really a little difficult to accept.

If it were an ordinary person, it would be forgotten, and if he waved his hand, he would become a pig in his next life, but the stranger in the mirror was a bandit who relied on unknown means to harden the way of heaven, and the Jade Emperor estimated that his own hand would not be able to help him even if he waved it.

The Jade Emperor had no choice, and turned his head to look at Tai Bai Xing, who was staring at the blind date and was a little cautious.

"Tai Bai Xing, there is such a big variable in the Three Realms, how do you say we should arrange him?"

"Oh, of course, I asked him to make a match...... Ahem, of course it's to recruit him, we only need to pay an immortal position to recruit him, not only does it not cost a single soldier, but it can also strengthen the strength of our Heavenly Court, why not?"

The immortals couldn't help but roll their eyes when they heard this, and at the same time they were a little envious, Tai Bai Xing had been an immortal for thousands of years, and they had never seen this little old man pop up the second idea in his mouth, so he relied on his single-handedness to "solicit" and eat all over the world, and was deeply loved by the Jade Emperor.

I'll be on it, too!

The Jade Emperor stroked his beard and made a contemplative outfit, ostensibly thinking about the merits of Tai Bai Xing's idea of "soliciting", but in fact he was thinking about what kind of position should be arranged for Zhen Hao.

Tai Bai Xing on the side looked at the disdain and envy in the eyes of the immortals, and felt a little aggrieved, and secretly rolled his eyes in a place where the Jade Emperor couldn't see.

Every time a strong enemy that the Jade Emperor couldn't handle or was difficult to deal with, he couldn't wipe his face and proposed to solicit him, so he called him too platinum star to come up with an idea.

But if there is any good idea at this time, he doesn't want to say "solicit", but the Jade Emperor just wants to use his Tai Bai Xing's mouth to say his own unspeakable idea for him.

To put it bluntly, he is too platinum star to be a tool man, and he is not allowed to retire with gray hair.