Chapter 65: The Lantern Festival (I)
Out of the prison, the fat man found that there were so many people standing outside the prison. The two thousand five hundred demon suppression army at the beginning and the sin immortals released by the fat man added up to four thousand.
Ever since King Tota took charge of the prison, he excluded dissidents and imprisoned them all. Coupled with some immortals who committed crimes, the prison has been overcrowded for thousands of years. The fat man just went to the fifth layer, and he enrolled nearly 2,000 people, and I don't know how many people are left. This prison did not become a burden for the fat man, but became his talent reserve base.
After the fat man waved goodbye to Nezha, he led everyone back to the barracks. The fat man doesn't know anything about commanding the troops, so he will hand over the military power to you Sun Quan. Not to mention, Sun Quan is a good hand, and he will take care of it in an orderly manner after a few days, and the fat man is quite happy when he sees it.
After getting on the right track, Sun Quan officially taught the fat man martial arts.
"The world's martial arts originate from the fist, and the world's weapons begin with the stick. The subordinates used guns, which were also transformed from sticks. The general uses a ruler, and the usage is similar to that of a stick, so his subordinates have the courage to teach the general the stick method. ”
"Stick technique refers to the basic technique of dancing sticks. Fighting with sticks is not powerful in skill. The so-called 'fist is afraid of the young strong, the stick is afraid of the old wolf', hand-to-hand fighting, the strong can have a lot of advantages, but with the use of sticks, the situation is different. The stick method does not advocate hard fighting in terms of technical strikes, but pays attention to skills and methods, and uses both rigidity and softness. ”
After listening to this, the fat man nodded, although he was infinitely powerful, he was beaten by Sun Quan in the ring and had no power to fight back.
Sun Quan also said: "The most powerful place to hit a person with a stick is in the tip of the stick and in a section of the stick about a foot away from the tip of the stick. The striking force of this rod is greater than that of other places. Therefore, any point between the tip of the stick and the tip of a section of the stick within a foot of the tip of the stick is called the force point. When fighting with both sides of the enemy, using this stick to hit each other will have unexpected miraculous effects. And the general's black ruler is sharp and angular, if he can hit the other party with the sharp corners formed on three sides, it is estimated that the immortal monarch will not be able to stand it. ”
"When using the stick, we should also consider the length of the stick, measure the distance, calculate the delay of the time, clarify the change of the life and death stick, the avoidance of the door of life and death, the advance and retreat of the old and tender stick, the control of the force point, and the inside and outside of the return point. When the weapons intersect, the stick is pressed on the enemy's weapon, because it can attack the enemy flexibly, and vice versa, because it is restrained by the enemy's weapon, it cannot attack freely. The so-called door of life and death is "
Sun Quan handed over the basic skills of using a stick to the fat man, and the fat man was also a smart person, listened carefully and studied carefully, and actually learned the theoretical knowledge in a few days.
The following week, the fat man found a fairy stick in his arsenal and began to practice. Although Sun Quan talked about basic skills, and did not give the fat man a complete set of stick techniques, it left the fat man unlimited space for imagination and creation.
The fat man stood in the middle of the field with sticks in both hands, looking at Sun Quan, the god of guns. A breeze hung by, and the fat man's eyes narrowed slightly, as if they were squinted by the wind and sand. Seeing this opportunity, Sun Quan shifted his body and rushed towards the fat man with guns in both hands. The fat man's feet moved, advancing and retreating between a few feet, and he fought with Sun Quan with a fairy stick in his hand. What a fat man, the shadow of the stick is like a mountain, the body is surrounded by the body, the stick is like a rainbow drinking stream, resisting the enemy like a city wall, breaking the enemy like thunder and lightning, and he is actually happy to fight with Sun Quan.
At this moment, a transmission note suddenly floated in front of the fat man. The fat man jumped out of the field three times and twice, standing with a stick and laughing, quite proud, Sun Quan also clasped his fists with both hands to congratulate the fat man on the beginning of the stick method. After complimenting each other, the fat man grabbed the transmission note in the void and stuck it to his head.
"Fatty, come quickly!" came Nezha's voice from the transmission note.
The fat man smiled, knowing that Nezha must have something good waiting for him, so he instructed Sun Quan, turned around and left the barracks.
Out of the canyon, the fat man saw Nezha not far ahead.
"Nezha, what is the matter with General Ben?" asked the fat man with a straight face and a swagger.
"Phew, what about the general, I'm not such a stinky fart as a marshal. Today is the Lantern Festival on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, and I wanted to find you to come to my house for a small gathering, it seems that you don't want to go. ”
When the fat man heard this, he instantly lowered his head and said with a smile: "How come, let's go." ”
When Nezha saw the fat man's current appearance, he directly gave him a big middle finger, but he also learned badly with the fat man.
The two of them frolicked all the way, and finally returned to the street after a long time. At this time, the street is full of lights, the flow of people is like weaving, and it is very lively. The fat man was obsessed with the stick method during this time, and he had long forgotten the time, and now seeing such a prosperous scene, the fat man didn't get used to it for a while.
After walking for a while, the two finally came to Nezha's Marshal's Mansion. At this time, the table in the living room was already full of delicacies. The fat man was not polite, and after sitting down, he chatted with Nezha while eating.
"Has there been a big event in the Celestial Realm lately?" the fat man asked.
"Ziwei Xingjun was imprisoned in the prison, you fat man actually doesn't know what to do, and it's too incompetent. ”
"Ziwei Xingjun? You're talking about the man in purple? It's not a big deal if he's locked up. ”
"Do you know what to say, this Ziwei Star Monarch is an important assistant of the Ziwei Emperor, specializing in the management of mortal human emperors, equivalent to the prime minister of the Northern Heavenly Realm, and the position is still above the Big Dipper Star Monarch, and he is the head of Ziwei Ten Thousand Stars. And the Ziwei Emperor is one of the four emperors, second only to the Jade Emperor. Because of this incident, the Emperor Ziwei and the Jade Emperor turned against each other and threatened to rescue Ziwei Xingjun from the prison. ”
"Oh, the Jade Emperor wouldn't be so confused, how could he lock up Ziwei Xingjun. ”
"Shhhh Originally, the Jade Emperor only wanted to cure the sins of the Nian Beast, but the Nian Beast died in Zi Weixing. In order to appease the anger of the public, the Jade Emperor could only lock up Ziwei Xingjun. It's just that I didn't expect Emperor Ziwei to react so much and openly argue with the Jade Emperor. ”
"Is the Nian Beast already dead? Could it be that I killed it? No, although I hit it very badly, it was only a skin wound, how could it die?"
"The Year Beast was killed with a sharp weapon, and it was definitely not you who did it. Think about it, isn't the timing of the demon beasts attacking the Nantianmen too good, the growth of the Heavenly King is closed, and there is no general in the Nantianmen; the clairvoyant ears are closed, and the heavenly realm has no ears and eyes; plus when the year is closed, the generals either participate in the party, or visit relatives and friends, it can be said that the gateway of the Nantianmen is the weakest time, and the three thousand demon beasts easily break through the Nantianmen. I know that the Demon Beast Alliance has not been formed at all, and it stands to reason that it will not attack us, but it happened, so I suspect that there are ghosts in the Heavenly Realm. Nezha said mysteriously.
When the fat man heard this, he was also interested, moved his ass to Nezha's side, and asked in a low voice: "Then according to you, who is the inner ghost?"
Nezha was just about to say something, when suddenly a transmission note appeared in front of him. Nezha took it and stuck it on the door of his head.
"Brother open the door. It's still open in broad daylight, isn't it a good thing? If you don't open the door, I can take Sister Yang to play somewhere else. ”
As soon as Nezha heard Sister Yang, his eyes lit up all of a sudden, and he rushed to the door in three clicks and two clicks, opened the prohibition and greeted him.
As soon as the door opened, a little Lori poked her head in from outside the door, "Ying'er knew that the third brother of Lu Dao didn't do anything good, so he was stealing food." Hey, uncle, you're there too. ”
When Nezha heard this, his head was full of black lines, his sister called the fat man uncle, what should he call the fat man.
The fat man Ha Lu Ha Da smiled, stepped forward and hugged the little Lori, "Zhenying, it turns out that you are Nezha's sister, it's so fun." ”
After speaking, he raised his eyebrows with Nezha very proudly, and Nezha was not to be outdone, and made a grimace and glared back.
Just when the two were "flirting with each other", Xiao Lori suddenly said: "Uncle, Happy New Year, bring the red envelope!"
The fat man's face stiffened, and he hurriedly put the little Lori down and rummaged through the storage bag. This is the fat man's storage bag, except for the yuan stone, it is the fairy elixir, there is no gift suitable for the little girl at all, the fat man had to take out a piece of intermediate yuan stone and hand it to the little Lori.
"Uncle is so vulgar, he actually gave me a yuan stone. Ying'er will forgive you this time, but the next time we meet, uncle should remember to bring gifts to Ying'er. ”
The fat man nodded solemnly. At this time, Nezha also welcomed the people outside the house in, and after the fat man saw this person clearly, he hurriedly bowed and saluted.
"The Demon Suppression General has seen Princess Tianyang!"
"I'm just the righteous daughter of the Jade Emperor, just call me Tianyang. But why are you here, you dead fat, but for my reward?"
The fat man touched his nose, this Tianyang princess not only called herself "dead fat", but also saw herself as a mercenary villain, and couldn't help but be very depressed. In fact, the fat man is a villain, and he beat Li Sicong in the ring just to take revenge. Who asked Li Sicong to kick the fat man's ass one after another, and the fat man had to let him lie on the ground honestly and be beaten obediently.
"I didn't speak, it looks like I guessed right. This is the intermediate Yuan Stone 3,000, which is a reward I gave you. ”
The fat man thanked him and took the storage bag into his hand, not caring whether Tianyang's face was ugly or not, who made the fat man feel unhappy at this time.
Nezha saw that the atmosphere was a little awkward, and hurriedly beckoned everyone to sit down. Tianyang puffed up and found a place to sit down, and Nezha also sat down next to her, whispering something. The fat man didn't want to touch his head, so he pulled Xiao Lori and went around to the other side of the table to look across the table with Nezha Tianyang.
Nezha's lips moved slightly, obviously communicating with Tianyang's thoughts again. After a while, Tianyang showed a smiling face. Looking at Nezha's courteous appearance, the fat man wondered in his heart, is there any adultery between these two people?