Chapter 64: Conscription in the Heavenly Prison
This ruler is a divine iron outside the sky, and it cannot be put in a storage bag, nor can it be controlled by the imperial trick, let alone melted into one's own body. After Zhang Tianqi was not around, the fat man couldn't sense its location, so he had to check the corpse of each demon beast, hoping to find the crocodile leader. However, after tossing for a long time, I didn't find it.
The fat man has a special physique, and although his butt is injured, he is unconsciously half better. struggled out of the South Heavenly Gate, covered his eyes with his right hand, and looked into the distance. But there is no one within 10,000 miles, and there is no figure of the crocodile leader. Only then did the fat man face up to the fact that his ruler was robbed.
"Don't let me see you, you stinky crocodile, or you'll have cramps, grandma!" the fat man scolded at last.
Nezha comforted: "Don't be sad, just grab it back." ”
The fat man nodded, and suddenly shouted, "Sun Quan, Sun Quan!"
Sun Quan hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "What is the general looking for me?"
"You say, do you have any similarities between marksmanship and ruler skills? The crocodile leader actually uses a ruler to change more than me, which really makes me angry. Can you teach me martial arts?"
"When my subordinates fought with the general in the immortal soldier competition, they found that the general used a ruler to go straight and didn't know how to change. Although it is said that one force will drop ten, there are also four or two thousand miles. The general's power is infinite, and if you learn the skills again, it will really be difficult to meet the opponent with a foot in your hand. Since the nickname of his subordinates is 'Gun God', the skills in his hands are still a little bit, and the general wants to learn it, so he naturally won't hide it. ”
After the fat man listened, he smiled, bowed to the master, and recognized the master.
"The Jade Emperor already knows that the crisis in the South Heavenly Gate of the Dao has been lifted, so you don't have to report it. But as a warden, don't you want to go and see what the prison is like?" Nezha said suddenly.
"It's great that you know how to get there. ”
"You forgot, I just came back from there. Let's go, I'll take you there. ”
The fat man touched the tip of his nose and followed Nezha on the road. Half a day later, the fat man and his entourage came to the front of a stone city. There were prison wardens and jailers here in front of Stone City.
"The demon general is coming, and the little old man is the prison warden, so he can't meet him from afar, and he asks the general for forgiveness. An old man saw the fat man bow down and sneered.
The fat man suddenly asked, "Where is the squad leader?"
A middle-aged man with a bitter face ran out of the crowd and threw himself on the ground: "The villain Yu Ming is here, I don't know what the general is doing?"
The fat man nodded and said, "From today onwards, you will be the warden." ”
Yu Ming looked at the fat man with a shocked face, moved his lips, and muttered, "Is what the general said true?"
The fat man nodded again. Seeing this, Yu Ming's eyes lit up instantly, as if the whole person had come to life, lying on the ground and kowtowing three times in a row, and said incoherently: "The villain will be the general's person in the future, you let me go east, I don't dare to go west." Wherever you point, I'll fight. Even if you are crushed, you will never give up. ”
After the fat man listened, Ha Lu Ha Da Lu smiled, helped Yu Ming up, and said, "Prison warden, don't take me in to visit." ”
Yu Ming finally showed a smile and walked in front and bowed down to lead the way. At this time, the old man standing on the side finally reacted and hurriedly shouted: "General, what about me, what about me?"
The fat man stopped, glanced back, and said lightly: "You have been fired." ”
When the old man heard this, he cried out: "Dare to ask the general what I have done, and I will go to my official position?"
"When you're so old, let's go home and retire. If you don't accept it, you bite me. ”
"I'm fighting with you. The old man roared angrily and threw himself at the fat man.
Sun Quan and the others hurriedly pressed the old man to the ground, and after seeing the fat man's signal, they dragged the old man down. The old man was angry in his heart, and while being dragged away, he scolded: "You dead fat man is misusing his private power, I will go to the King of Tota to sue you." ”
The shouting and scolding came far away, echoing in the fat man's ears for a long time.
Nezha also said at this time: "Fatty, it's not good for you to do this." ”
"You also know that this prison was originally controlled by the Heavenly King of Tota, and this prison director must be the person of the Heavenly King, how dare I use him with confidence. And that Yu Ming, as the leader of the team, must have some prestige, and if I bring him up, he will be grateful to me and read me well, and at the same time, it will not cause a backlash from the jailer. Do you think this is good?"
Nezha looked at Yu Ming, who nodded in front of him, and sighed deeply with a courteous face.
"This heavenly prison is divided into eighteen floors, the nine floors above ground are for the immortals who violate the laws of the heavenly realm, and the nine floors underground are for the demons and monsters who endanger the three realms. The more you go up and down, the heavier the offense becomes, and of course, the more prohibitions there are. The ninth layer of the underground has not been closed for thousands of years, but on the ninth floor of the ground, the villain heard that a rebellious immortal was imprisoned, but no one has ever seen it" Yu Ming said as he walked, and came to a cell door on the first floor of the ground.
The fat man suddenly interrupted Yu Ming's words, pointed to the cell door and said, "Open!"
Yu Ming was stunned in place, and he didn't react for a while. However, when he saw the fat man's face showing a gloomy face, he was so frightened that he didn't even dare to ask, and directly opened the ban.
After a musty smell came out, the fat man stepped inside. A middle-aged man with a stubble on his face was sitting cross-legged on the withered grass and cultivating, and when he heard someone coming in, he didn't even get up, but just looked at the fat man coldly, and the corners of his mouth showed a sneer that seemed to be nothing, so that people could see that Lu Dao was an unruly master.
"Do you want to go out?"
"Yes!"
"Come with me if you want!" After saying that, the fat man turned and left.
At this time, the middle-aged man suddenly got up from the ground and asked, "You don't want to ask me what I have done, just let me go?"
"Does what you have to do with me? But remember, I can let you out and send you in. ”
After the middle-aged man listened, Ha Lu Ha Da Lu smiled: "Okay, good! I, Song Bohu, will mess with you from now on." With that, he walked out of the cell with the fat man.
When Yu Ming saw it, his eyes widened, and he was speechless in shock. However, thinking of the fat man's maverick, he obediently lowered his head and pretended not to see it.
"What are you doing again, fat man?" Nezha said.
"Conscription, the Jade Emperor doesn't send me people, and I can't recruit soldiers on the street, so I have to recruit here. You don't know what to say, the first time I saw him, I thought he was a good seedling. Not only can you cultivate hard in prison, but you can also look at his eyes, choose people and devour them; Tsk, it's a shame not to be a soldier. ”
After Nezha listened to the fat man's fallacies, his face was suddenly covered with black lines. Doesn't this fat man want to think about the consequences of letting the prisoner out?
Seeing that Nezha didn't refute himself, the fat man was even more energetic, and actually opened every cell door and asked one by one. When Nezha wanted to stop it, it was too late. After a while, the fat man followed several immortals. Nezha also found that like those who committed the crime of abduction, the fat man would not take them out, but was a criminal immortal who robbed and killed, which was quite valued by the fat man.
"This prison is really a place where Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon can be trained to become a scumbag and a hero. As he walked, the fat man showed off his discovery to Nezha, "Look at this Fengyun general Qian Tong, he was imprisoned here because he didn't agree with Li Jing, and he is a good commander of the army." There is also this forging master Li Yi, who was also locked up because he failed once. And this."
Nezha didn't expect that there would be so many talents in the prison, but he still waved his hand, interrupting the fat man's chatter, "You fat man must promise me that you can't release the four layers of sin immortals on the top." If you release them and are denounced, even the Jade Emperor will not be able to protect you, they are all serious offenders who are angry with the gods, and they are extremely dangerous, and they are not something you can control. ”
The fat man nodded noncommittally.
As he spoke, Yu Ming opened another prison door. Seeing the immortal locked up inside, the fat man was taken aback. I saw that this person had a hooked nose, the wings of the nose were swirl-shaped, a large flat mouth was cracked to the root behind the ear, the mouth slit was deep and long, and the tip of the tongue was exposed. The most conspicuous thing is his ears, like a Ge shape, standing diagonally upright in his head, what a monster.
"Did you let me out, I heard you. The monster asked first.
The fat man didn't answer him, but turned around and asked, "If you look so ugly, you should be a monster, why are you locked up on the ground?"
Yu Ming hurriedly stepped forward and said cautiously: "This is Shunfeng Ear, originally a monster on the Peach Blossom Mountain in the northwest of Meizhou Island, but later changed his evil and returned to the right, and practiced with Mazu around him, so that he was able to become an immortal." ”
After listening to this, the fat man said: "Look at the appetite, don't want it, don't want it." With that, he turned and left.
Nezha hurriedly grabbed the fat man and said, "Clairvoyance Shunfeng Ear is originally the eyes and ears of the heavenly realm, if they are there, maybe this monster attack on Nantianmen will be discovered in advance." They didn't make a big mistake in the first place, so let's let him go. ”
The fat man nodded reluctantly.
Then the fat man saw clairvoyance again. It's also a hideous-looking monster, but it doesn't have attractive ears, and it has a pair of cylindrical eyes that bulge beyond the eye sockets. At Nezha's signal, the fat man also let him go.
The higher you go, the stronger the imprisoned sin immortals become, and at the same time, the power of the prohibition is also strong. The fat man walked on the fifth floor of the prison, and he actually felt that the gravity here was hundreds of times that of the outside world, and even walking was quite difficult. The surrounding air was also extremely viscous, and as soon as the spell appeared, it quickly dissipated into the air, and it was truly a place where felons were kept.
A prison door was opened, and inside was the Growth Heavenly King.
After the Growth Heavenly King saw the fat man and the others, he said, "Even if this Heavenly King commits a mistake, he won't be locked up here." I don't accept it, I want to see the Jade Emperor. Let me go."
Nezha's mind said: "If the Growth Heavenly King is here, the South Heavenly Gate will not be missed." He didn't make a big mistake, so why don't you let him go?"
The fat man nodded, turned and left the place.
The fat man opened another door, and the sin fairy inside rushed out with a dodge. If it weren't for the prohibitions here, plus Nezha here, if the fat man alone would have been allowed to escape. Because he has the strength of Da Luo Jinxian, the fat man is not his opponent at all.
After it took a lot of effort to lock the sin fairy back up, the fat man looked at the long corridor and suddenly said, "Let's go!"
After speaking, he walked back quite unwillingly. As I walked, I was still thinking: now my strength is limited, I can't submit them, but one day, I will make them kneel at my feet.