"Shit, bastard. "The body was full of slimy things, exuding a foul smell, it was estimated to be the saliva of a scalper, Fang Yu almost vomited, and was about to teach the sword a lesson to the scalper who was puffing on the water.

Suddenly, on the mountain in the distance, there was a sound of vibration, like a thousand horses crashing.

It is the place where the upstream of the river just now, the scalper in front of me fell a lot.

Before he had time to think about it, Fang Yu sensed a dangerous smell, and directly flashed onto the tree, lying in the dense willow branches of the old willow tree.

A moment later, the rumbling sound of horses' hooves was getting closer.

The ox in the water of the stream pool also became more and more frightened, and began to pop in the water non-stop, wanting to go ashore, but tried several times because the body was too heavy and fat, and did not succeed, but kept falling into the water, splashing waves and throwing them into the air, hitting Fang Yu's face with water stains.

Fang Yu wiped his face, only then did he see the true face of this yellow head, the ox in front of him was not so much called a yellow pig as a scalper, its body was huge, full of fat, floating in the water, like a huge piece of fat, Fang Yu suddenly couldn't help but cover his mouth and laugh.

At this time, the sound of horses' hooves also came to him.

Fang Yu turned his head to look and saw about a few hundred cattle standing by the stream, panting and "mooing" in their noses, tall, fat, thin, and different.

The fat cows in the pool of water also quieted down for a while, and looked at the herd of cattle on the shore with a look of fear.

At this time, I only heard a system prompt sound ringing in Fang Yu's ears.

"Beep-

The system is automatically scanning

The 666th strange beast in the list of strange beasts in the Mountains and Seas: the cow has to slip the cow herd. ”

Then, the system scans the cattle below one by one.

Niu Deslip (fat): The first level of gathering spirits.

Niu Deslip (Great Elder of the Herd): Beginner level of bone refining.

Niu Deslip (Biaozi): Tongzhi is advanced.

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Fang Yu only then realized that this group of cattle was a group of cattle beasts called Niu Degli.

The fat pig fluttering in the water, no, it is a fat cow, a bull demon at the beginning of the spirit gathering, which is equivalent to the foundation building realm of human monks.

The old scalper who took the lead was the great elder of this herd, and he was the highest in this group of bull demons, the first level of bone refining, which was equivalent to the heartbeat realm of human monks.

As for the strong bull standing beside the Great Elder, with a bull's nose facing and looking awesome, it was called Biaozi, a bull demon in the Body Refining Realm, which was equivalent to the Enlightenment Realm of a human monk, and was the same as the Fang Domain Realm.

At this time, Fang Yu was looking curiously at what this group of scalpers were going to do next.

This group of scalpers actually spoke the truth.

I saw Biao Zi Niu mooing angrily: "Dead fatty, Niu Pen, you, you dare to run away in the skating competition, hum, big patriarch, a waste cow like it is not worthy of marrying a cow love flower girl." ”

In the skating competition, Niu Aihua Fang Yu listened with a confused face.

I saw that the big elder cow stepped forward and mooed: "Fat, it's okay to lose the skating competition, but you can't run away on the spot, it's okay now, if the rules are broken, the patriarch will have to kill you with a slippery fart in a while." ”

was relying on a lump of fat floating in the stream pool, after listening to the slippery fart, he suddenly shuddered, and hurriedly mooed: "Great Elder, I was wrong, I'll go back, you can ask for mercy when you arrive, don't let the patriarch jump on me with a slippery fart." ”

The Great Elder listened and nodded again and again: "Obedience is a good cow, I will intercede with the patriarch for you." ”

"Hmph, the patriarch's slippery fart is the best in the entire cattle and cattle prairie, how can it be wasted to jump on you, don't dream. Biao Moo sneered.

"I can't come up, you guys come and slide me a few shovels. "Fat moo aggrieved.

The cattle were helpless, so you had to pout your butt and face the fat, and your hind hooves kicked the riverbank and I slipped halfway, and finally slid out of a slope on the riverbank.

Biaozi didn't slide well when he slid the shovel, and he didn't want to zipline, so he knelt on the bank of the river with one hind leg, causing the cows to moo and laugh, and the fat also mooed and laughed, and the waterhole was blistering with laughter.

Biaozi was immediately furious, but he didn't dare to be angry with the bulls, so he turned his head to look at the fat and pouted his ass to try the slippery fart he learned from the patriarch a few days ago.

As a result, he was half suffocated, and the cow's face was red, and he didn't hold back a slippery fart.

"Hey, Biaozi, you can't do it, if you can't do it, let the fat come up, haha. Seeing this, the bulls sneered.

Fat suddenly mooed and became aggrieved: "Brother Biao, if you really can't do it, you just let me come up, I'm scared when I look at your ass." ”

"Hmph. Biaozi moaned angrily and began to use the strength of the milk.

"Alas, Biaozi, it's really not good~. The Great Elder mooed, and before he finished speaking, he only heard a "poof", and all the bulls stared at the bull's eyes, one by one like copper bells.

I saw a few more "poofs" on Biaozi's buttocks.

Strands of bright yellow sparse matter shot straight at the fat bull's head.

"Ahhh "Fat suddenly mooed, and the cow's head was full of dung.

"This—is this the long-lost art of-slippery? The Great Elder was shocked.

"Ahh After the biaozi finished excreting, there was a comfortable moo sword

Only then did he know that although he didn't use his slippery fart, he accidentally practiced the technique of slippery dung, and suddenly Gao Xin winked at the fat again

"Moo-cool" Biaozi was very excited at this time.

Seeing that it was used freely, the patriarch was suddenly stunned, and moo shouted: "Biaozi Dacai, this slippery dung technique is much more powerful than the slippery fart Dafa, a person on my Niu Niu grassland who can use the technique of slippery dung is still the great patriarch hundreds of years ago, hurry up and I quickly return to the clan, let the patriarch make you the young patriarch, and marry Niu Aihua tonight." ”

"Moo. Biaozi was very excited, and felt that his life had reached a peak.

Everyone flocked to the group and returned to the group, leaving only a fat cow dung to cry.

"Hahaha. Fang Yu couldn't hold it back any longer, and immediately covered his stomach and laughed, "I didn't expect this Mountain and Sea Scripture Beast to have such a funny move, it's really fun." ”

"Who, come out quickly, who. When Fat heard the ridicule, he was immediately furious, and he threw himself on the water, splashing everywhere, stained with feces and splashing on Fang Yu's face.

"Damn, it stinks, it's disgusting. Fang Yu almost threw up, and when he saw the cattle walking away, he jumped directly from the willow tree, walked to the upstream river and washed his face.

"Phew, it stinks. Fang Yu scolded and said, I didn't expect to be able to stain cow dung when I watched a lively scene, it was really unlucky.

"You—you, you're human. "Fat frightened, when did humans appear in this cow and cow grassland.

Fang Yu ignored it, and after rubbing his face several times to make sure it was clean, he turned around and scolded: "You fat pig, splash Lao Tzu's face with dung, what are you shouting." ”

"Why did you come here, Niuniu Grassland is the exclusive territory of our Niu Dehua family, and it is not allowed to be inhabited by humans, if they know, make sure you eat a mouthful of slippery fart, no, it is a mouthful of slippery dung. Fat said angrily, touching the remaining cow dung on his face.

"Ho ho, I don't know which stupid cow ate the dung, and you dare me, look at your fat pig appearance, wash it quickly, I'll stew you tonight." Fang Yu sneered, his stomach suddenly rumbled, thinking that he hadn't eaten potato beef stew for a long time.

"Y-you, damn human, aren't you afraid of offending my Niu Deslip clan?" Fat looked at the saliva flowing from the corner of Fang Yu's mouth, and said in a shudder, in the mouth of the old cow in the clan, humans can see what they eat.

"What a cow has to slip the herd, they have already run away. Fang Yu pulled out the big black sword and said with a smile: "I'll kill you for wine." ”