Chapter Ninety-Five: Riding a Bull Slippery
"Oh, don't. Fat was so frightened that his face was full of fat and trembled, looking at the herd that disappeared in the distance, his eyes were full of despair, "Don't kill me, don't kill me, Aihua is still waiting for me in the clan, I will marry it in a few days." β
Fang Yu sneered: "Isn't that biaozi just now that you are not worthy of marrying Niu Aihua, it is estimated that now that biaozi knows what kind of dung slippery technique, the patriarch will marry Niu Aihua to it." β
The fat face became excited, and the fat on the cow's head also trembled: "No, you Hu, damn human, Aihua loves me, I will kill you." β
After finishing fat, he used the water skiing method, buried the cow's head in the water, took a deep breath of water, and sprayed it out in the square.
Fang Yu was curious about what this fat cow was doing with burying its head in the water, could it be that he felt that he had no face to see people, but in the next second, the cow's head stood out, and a stream of water sprayed out.
"Damn. Fang Yuzheng stared at the buffalo in a daze, and didn't react for a moment. was sprayed again, touched the sticky droplets on his face, and was immediately furious: "Dead fat cow, look for death." β
When he finished, he picked up the wicker next to him, jumped on the back of the ox, grabbed the horns, and whipped it.
"Ahh Fat suddenly screamed.
"Don't hit me, it hurts, my back, damn itβmoo moo. β
However, Fang Yu did not stop, but fought harder.
"Bang bang bang. β
The sound of whipping resounded through the valley.
Fat screamed in pain, screaming as hard as he could, trying to shake Fang Yu down, and suddenly the water splashed in the stream.
But Fang Yu was dragging the horns at this time, how could he be so easily thrown down.
Seeing the dead fat cow resisting, Fang Yu suddenly became even angrier, only to see the shadowless willow whip whip frantically whipped.
"Bang Bang Bang-"
After a few moments, Fang Yu was exhausted and panting, sweating profusely, and the anger in his heart had vanished.
At this time, the fat back was pumped bright red, and the pain was so painful that he couldn't move, and he barely used his last strength to make a few splashes, as if he was in, you continue.
"Hmph, dead fat cow, see if you dare to use the water skiing method on me. β
Fang Yu got up, kicked the fat cow a few times, and jumped ashore.
Touching his cooing belly, he said in his heart, he was already hungry, but after a strenuous exercise just now, he was even more hungry.
So he turned back with his sword, ready to slaughter this fat cow to satisfy his hunger, thinking that after a whipping just now, the meat on the back of this fat cow must be full of blood, and if it is used to make iron plate beef, it must be smooth and delicious.
Unexpectedly, at this time, the dead fat cow suddenly cried.
"Moo moo moo, woo woo woo-"
Fang Yu was stunned for a moment, "It's your honor to cry a hammer, it's going to enter my brother's stomach in a while." β
"No, I beg you, I don't want to die, I'm afraid of death. Fat cried.
Fang Yu touched his stomach and said with a smile: "But this seat is also hungry, so I can only eat you." β
"No, I'm not tasty, I'm all over the fat meat, moo mooββγ Fat cried: "You let me go, I will take you back to the Niudehua tribe, where the cattle are delicious and chewy, and they are guaranteed to be better than me, mooββγ β
"Oh~" Fang Yu narrowed his eyes, this dead fat head looked silly and simple, but he didn't expect it to be quite bad, so he sneered: "But this seat is too lazy to leave, so I want to eat you on the spot." β
After that, the sword will be slashed at the fat.
"Moo-moo-mooββγ Fat suddenly shouted in a hurry, and his cry resounded through the valley: "Don't, I'm not delicious, I'll take you to our clan, the holy fruit in the clan is about to ripen, make sure you like to eat it." β
"What?Holy Fruit?" Fang Yu said in confusion as he stopped his sword, asking first, maybe it was a good thing.
Fat saw Fang Yu stop, immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly said: "There is a magical fruit tree in our Niuniu Prairie, which is the treasure of our clan, that is, the Water Spirit Tree, it will bear fruit every other year, this fruit we call it the Water Spirit Fruit, this Water Spirit Fruit can easily break through the realm after eating, it is very magical." β
"Oh, that's amazing. Fang Yu suddenly became interested, it seems that this water spirit tree is a kind of spirit tree, he is just about to break through the realm, it is better to get this water spirit fruit, can't he just break through the realm easily after eating it.
"Yes, yes, it's so powerful, I told you everything, you told you all the treasures of my clan, you can let me go. Fat Yang begged.
"Yes, yes, you're such a good cow. Fang Yu laughed and patted the fat cow's face with the hilt of his sword, "You can take me to your cow tribe now to pick the fruit." β
"Ah~. Fat was suddenly a little embarrassed, "It's no problem for me to take you there, but don't look for me again after you arrive, if the patriarch and elder know that I have taken this treasure out and brought a human monk back, I am afraid that I will have to eat a trick of sung again." β
Fang Yu pondered for a moment: "Okay, you can take me there, and you don't have to worry about the rest." β
"Okay, that's good. Fat Moo said: "Pull me up, I can't come up with a cow." β
Fang Yu's face darkened, this fat cow is really troublesome.
After a while, he finally used his strength to eat, and he reluctantly dragged the cow ear to pull the fat ashore.
"Damn, it's really heavy, dead fat pig, if you don't have that water spirit fruit, I'll use a wooden stick to blow up the cow love flower. Fang Yu shook the mucus in his hand and said in disgust.
"How, you'll know in a moment. "Fat shuddered, the human being in front of him was too fierce.
"Go, go. Fang Yu jumped directly on the back of the cow and whipped it with a willow whip.
"Shhh "Fat gritted his teeth in pain, his back hurt to death, this shameless human still smoked, but it didn't dare to do anything, so it could only silently lower its head and walk towards the Niu Dehua tribe.
A moment later, he came to a swamp, and in the distance, a series of low mountain bags appeared in front of Fang Yu's eyes, and when he looked closely, there was a cave under each hill.
"Okay, it's my cow slippery tribe in front, you come down quickly, it's not good to be found by them. Fat urged.
Fang Yu jumped down directly, and began to follow Fat to continue to march towards the Niu Deslip tribe.
Fat rolled around the swamp a few times, letting the mud stain his red back.
"Ah, it's so much more comfortable, moo moo. Feeling the cold feeling brought by the silt, Fat couldn't help but shout, this damn human being, he actually beat himself mercilessly, and wanted to steal the water spirit fruit, hum, when you are still thin, I am afraid that you will be trampled to death by the patriarch before you enter the cave.
After rolling around the swamp a few times, Fat walked towards the tribe.
Fang Yu also followed with a heart, fortunately, there are overgrown weeds here, there is more than one person tall, otherwise it will really be discovered, this herd also has a lot of powerful bull demons, it is better to be careful.
Gradually, into the tribe.
I saw that under one of the highest hills, countless herds of cattle were gathered together.
In the middle is a stone ring, and two cows are fighting each other, one mouth-to-mouth, one butt-to-butt.
This is the skating competition of the group of cows just now, lying in the grass on the hills, looking at the two cows on the ground staring at each other in red colors, and the look of the cows in the audience is very funny, Fang Yu almost couldn't help laughing.
At this time, Fang Yu saw that the dead fat cow also walked to the edge of the herd.
I saw a cow suddenly find a fat man with a gray head and a face full of mud, and immediately moaned: "That waste wood is back." β
The herd fell silent for a moment, turned their heads, and then burst into laughter.