Yuan Heng Daoren actually called the big fat man in front of him Senior Brother Haitao, which frightened Li Mengyang.

Although he didn't know how old Yuan Heng Dao people had lived, but this horse spirit could hook up with the Golden Light Holy Mother of Biyou Palace, it was obvious that even if Yuan Heng Dao people were really scattered immortals, they were by no means simple people.

But Yuan Heng Daoren called this fat monk a senior brother, which shows that this fat man who made Li Mengyang kick into the rice is very unusual.

Li Mengyang was very clever, and immediately accompanied: "Senior Brother Haitao, the younger brother has offended a lot in the past, this is the fault of the younger brother, when the matter here is over, I will definitely ask the senior brother to have a good meal of flower wine, and sincerely ask for sin."

Monk Haitao said with a hesitant face: "Boy, you kicked the poor monk into the toilet to eat, and drank a meal of flower wine, just forget it?! Moreover, you almost killed the poor monk, this matter is not over!"

Li Mengyang also realized that he was wrong, and he smiled and said: "Master, what do you say? Or you will also kick me into the mince and eat, so that it will be flattened? Moreover, because of the master, I was beaten by thousands of people, and I almost died."

Li Mengyang is not afraid of falling into the mime, he has the divine light of protecting the body, and he will move greatly, even if he really falls into the mi, he will not eat a drop of.

After hearing this, Yuan Heng Daoren smiled and said: "Senior Brother Haitao, you have participated in the Mi Li of the Buddha and the Buddha, you are really dedicated to the Buddha! I have heard people say that the Buddha is an old shitman, and the Bodhisattva is a man who bears, and the senior brother is even more thorough, and when you go to that pit to eat, this is obviously to become a Buddha!

His words made everyone laugh, and the monk Haitao said angrily: "Brother Yuanheng, you don't mess around here and misinterpret the Buddhist scriptures! Boy, you kidnapped all the people of Qinglong Temple and didn't say anything, and you also destroyed Qinglong Temple.

Li Mengyang said with a smile: "Senior brother, this is simple, isn't the junior brother still the abbot of the Red Lotus Temple, just invite the senior brother to the Red Lotus Temple in the worry-free pure land to eat and drink.

"There are beautiful women doing vegetarian food?!" Senior Brother Haitao's little eyes suddenly lit up, and his saliva flowed unconsciously, and he didn't know if he wanted to be a beautiful woman or a vegetarian food?

After a long time, the monk Haitao stretched out his tongue, licked his saliva, and said: "Forget about the flower and wine, the poor monk is a monk, and he is a model of abiding by the precepts.

Monk Haitao's contrived remarks made everyone feel tired and crooked, especially Xu Ruorou, the saint of Yaochi, whose nose was almost crooked.

Hearing this, Li Mengyang looked at Monk Haitao carefully again, but saw that although he looked like an ordinary monk, there was a faint auspicious aura on his body, which wrapped his body.

Li Mengyang said with a smile: "It turns out that senior brother likes this tune, this is no problem, Rou'er, we will give the master a performance when we go back in a while, so that the master can have a good understanding of the Zen of empty joy!"

Li Mengyang's words made Xu Ruorou even more annoyed, she pinched him fiercely, and said coldly: "Be serious."

Li Mengyang smiled and said: "Senior Brother Haitao, it seems that my daughter-in-law has not yet comprehended the essence of Huanxi Zen, this is my fault, I will slowly train her in the future.

Yang Xiaohu saw that the boss agreed to him to have fun, and immediately said happily: "Boss, this is no problem, I will definitely use all eighteen kinds of martial arts, full of tricks, sure to be wonderful, only unexpected, nothing can not be done, must let the master appreciate enough!"

Yang Xiaohu's heroic words made Xu Ruorou a little reluctant to give him a cold ice blade.

Yang Xiaohu's words made the monk Haitao happy, he looked at Yang Xiaohu, and then folded his palms and recited the Buddha: "My Buddha is compassionate, you little guy is very good, when the poor monk passes on a set of dragon and tiger combat methods, it has the effect of reconciling yin and yang, dredging qi and blood, which is suitable for the cultivation of Yuan Ying, and it is guaranteed to let you have the spirit of dragon and tiger, steadily survive the thunder tribulation, and become an immortal."

This made Yang Xiaohu happy, what he lacked most now was the practice of crossing the thunder tribulation, and he liked this kind of dragon and tiger thaumaturgy the most.

Monk Haitao said: "By the way, abbot, what are you doing here?

Li Mengyang made a big fuss in the Charm Girl Garden, which alarmed everyone, everyone ran out to fight the [perverted] [lewd] demon, and no one was looking for fun anymore, which affected Senior Brother Haitao's enlightenment and joy avenue.

Li Mengyang said with a smile: "Senior brother, we are here to catch the witch of [Lust] Dao What is Qiu Zimei, mainly to find a wet nurse for Xiao Jiu, but it's a pity, this wet nurse is too cunning, she actually ran away, and killed so many people, it really makes people angry."

Monk Haitao became interested and said: "The idea of catching a witch as a wet nurse is very creative, it must be Yuan Heng's idea, he has always done this kind of immoral thing."

Yuan Heng Taoist smiled: "You say that I lack virtue, I think you are even more lacking in virtue, you have nothing to hide in the dark to watch other people's affairs, and then recite the Buddha's verse, scaring people half to death, saying that this is to participate in Huanxi Zen, to use this means to refine the red dust, to understand the avenue, I think this is completely an excuse, you are just a [perverted] state!"

Haitao and. Shang smiled: "You say that I am a [metamorphosis], I said that you can't see it, emptiness is color, color is emptiness, if you comprehend the law of emptiness, you can become a Buddha and become an ancestor, you look at you, you are a lot old, and you haven't been weaned yet, that's the real [metamorphosis]!"

Yuan Heng Dao said: "How do you know that you guy, who eats vegetarian food and doesn't open meat, milk is the purest yuan pulp, it is the source of life, it is comparable to the tears of gods and demons, if you drink it for a long time, you can be physically and mentally healthy, and comprehend the supreme way of heaven!"

The remarks of the two [perverted] perverts opened everyone's eyes, and even Lei Guangming did not go after the demon cultists, and stopped to listen carefully to the words of these two people, while the Holy Mother of Golden Light had a cloudy face, as if she wanted to leave.

Li Mengyang said with a smile: "The way of cultivation is thousands, and different people have different ways, whether it is milk or quality, they are all external phenomena.

Monk Haitao smiled: "High, really high, the poor monk has not seen such a person with great wisdom for a long time, Miaopu did not choose the wrong person."

Li Mengyang was stunned and said, "Senior Brother Haitao, do you know my master?"

Yuan Heng Daoren said with a smile: "He once instructed Miaopu back then, but unfortunately Miaopu couldn't penetrate the realm of emptiness and couldn't reach the realm of Great Perfection."

Monk Haitao also said: "Miao Pu is too obsessed with the constraints of Buddhist scriptures, thinking that the holy law is like this, and there is no room for change.

Li Mengyang had already understood Monk Haitao's intentions, he wanted to test himself, and he had already learned how to answer this kind of question from the shadow spirit Li Hongmeng.

Topics such as the so-called Buddha nature are meaningless questions at all, and whoever gives a positive answer will say dead words and is not worthy of being a Zen master, so they can only say some strange things to escape, and they must be said without meaning and make people scratch their heads.

He smiled and said: "Although I am the abbot of the Red Lotus Temple, I don't take precepts, I don't sit in meditation, and I don't know anything about the purpose of Buddhism.

These words are very in line with the taste of Monk Haitao, he immediately became interested in Li Mengyang, and put his palms together and said: "Amitabha Buddha, worthy of being the abbot of the Red Lotus Temple, is really very thorough, dare to ask the abbot, how to seek the best Buddhism?"

Li Mengyang said with a smile: "Didn't Senior Brother say just now, seeking the Buddha and seeking the Dharma, reading the scriptures and reading the teachings, all of them are karma! Whoever desires the best Dharma is already a wild fox opinion, a crooked and evil way, and flows into the evil realm! If you want to not be confused, you can fight inside and out, and you will fight every Buddha, every ancestor will fight the ancestors, and every Arhat will fight the Arhat, and everything you see will be overturned! Create a quiet world, so that you can be liberated, not bound by things, and free from it."

Monk Haitao laughed and said: "Good, good, what a quiet world, the Red Lotus Temple is really still a wild fox Zen, and it has never broken the Taoism!"

Li Mengyang was surprised, and Yuan Heng Daoren smiled: "Congratulations, brother, what Senior Brother Haitao means is that Wild Fox Zen is also a method of Buddhism, just like his Huanxi Zen, it is all crooked heresy!"

Although Li Mengyang has a wisdom root, he still doesn't know much about the mysteries of Zen machine, and he can't understand the mysterious words of Haitao and Yuan Heng, but Our Lady of Golden Light is not an ordinary person, she probably knows the mystery, this silver dragon sage is really a good life, and she said an inexplicable Zen language, and she got the full support of the two super forces, so she also extinguished her heart to deal with Li Mengyang.

Li Mengyang was a good boy, he didn't understand, and he didn't deliberately pretend to understand, so he shamelessly asked: "Senior Brother Haitao, tell me, what is the matter with this Joy Zen? Does it mean that men and women love each other? Buddhism does not strictly prohibit monks from practicing the Joy Method, and there is even a saying that if you practice the Joy Method, the Dharma will be cut off! Senior brother, you are openly peeping at the pleasure of men and women, and you are very obscene, evil and perverted, are you the black sheep of Buddhism?"

After listening to Li Mengyang's question about Huanxi Zen, Monk Haitao smiled and said: "Amitabha, Huanxi Zen is different from Huanxi Dharma! Huanxi Dharma is a monk engaged in sexual immorality, and there are scum who violate female donors in the name of Huanxi Buddha, which is forbidden by Buddhism! My practice is called Huanxi Zen, but this Huanxi Zen is in the sea of red dust and desire, and I can still be free from delusions, not stained with dust, and realize that every qiē is empty, and beauty is a stinky skin! That is to say, color is empty, and emptiness is color! The root dust is immortal, and there are no troubles. I can be pure and enlightened, and I will become a Buddha in an instant!"

When the monk Haitao was preaching, there was a faint flash of golden light on his body, which showed that it was the orthodoxy of Buddhism, and even Zhang Ruoxu, Liu Wuyang and others were listening quietly.

According to the explanation of the monk Haitao, the word "joy" in Huanxi Zen is not about male and female [lewd] music, but symbolizes the dual cultivation of men and women!

Men are wise, women are convenient, men and women are both cultivated, with great fearlessness and great anger, with strong strength and invincible means, to overcome their own obstacles, to see the nature directly, everyone is happy, and then you can quickly attain the Tao.

After listening for a long time, Li Mengyang finally understood the essence of Huanxi Zen, that is, both men and women are both happy!

He nodded, and said with a smile: "What Senior Brother said is indeed a high realm! You finally made me understand what Huanxi Zen is? It turns out that my daughter-in-law and I are practicing Huanxi Zen every day! I can do it if I want, I can be cool when I want, this feeling of freedom is joy!"

This comment made Xu Ruorou couldn't help but vomit again, but when she saw Li Mengyang misinterpreting the Buddhist scriptures like this, she immediately put her mind at ease, at least Li Mengyang would not really run away from home and become a monk

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Monk Haitao said with a smile: "Different people, there are different ways, you can know the world's ten thousand laws, except for the pure mind and self-realization.

Li Mengyang said with a smile: "Senior brother, peeping is peeping, what kind of observation and appreciation! You only look at it every day and don't practice, either a high monk or a psychological [perverted] state, you honestly, is it castrated, or it is Yan zhòng's [yang] impotence, which is inhumane?!"

Li Mengyang's words made Monk Haitao angry, his face was flushed, and he said angrily: "You [perverted] boy, you lost Lao Tzu to explain to you the joy Zen for a long time, but you laughed at me in turn!"

At this time, Yuan Heng Daoren smiled and said: "Senior Brother Haitao, what's so shy about this, aren't you just that the Yuan Shen has been castrated, this is known to everyone in the world."

"Oh?!" Li Mengyang suddenly understood the pain of Senior Brother Haitao, he had also been castrated by Yang Huameng to cut off the Yuan Shen, he said sadly: "Senior Brother, I understand your suffering, you are a victim, a silkworm seal, it is really too [perverted]!"

These words full of sympathy made Senior Brother Haitao cry suddenly, and Yuan Heng Daoren also took the opportunity to tell everyone about Haitao's tragic experience.

It turned out that when Senior Brother Haitao was young, he was also an amorous son, [Feng] suave, tall, and like a little white face, so he harmed many people's daughters and owed a lot of debts.

Later, he married a lady who knew books and etiquette, and the husband and wife were very affectionate at first, but because of the flow of Haitao [wind], the family had a group of concubines, so he often snubbed his wife, making his wife very sad and often washing her face with tears.

In order to make her husband change his mind, his wife invited a demon girl to perform the Heavenly Demon ** Dance, which confused Haitao, and when he was unconscious, he castrated his Yuan Shen with a silkworm seal.

At that time, his wife didn't realize that she castrated not only **, but also the love she had worked so hard to keep!

Sure enough, from then on, Haitao's lust disappeared, his personality changed greatly, he no longer flowed around, and he also divorced his concubines, respected his wife like a guest, was like a brother and sister, and lived a peaceful life with Meimei for ten years.

In the past ten years of sexless life, Haitao is very calm on the surface, but in fact he has been very depressed, one day he can no longer suppress the impulse in his heart, and suddenly goes berserk, and personally kills his wife with a knife.

Seeing that his wife's skirt was splashed with blood, wailing in pain and misery, he was indifferent, and his face showed a selfish, cruel, and vicious grin, at this time Haitao had quietly fallen into the devil!

His wife said with tears in her eyes before she died: "Xianggong, I really love you, although we have no sex in the past ten years, I have lived a very happy life, the root of your primordial spirit has been warm in my heart, you devoured my heart, you can be happy again."

After saying that, his wife died, and Haitao cried for a while, and finally ripped out her heart and swallowed it into his stomach to fill the wound in his primordial spirit.

After he devoured his wife's heart, he finally calmed down and stopped being enchanted.

At this time, he suddenly realized how much he loved his wife, how much his wife loved him, and the ten years of peaceful sexless days were actually his happiest moments.

This made Haitao full of remorse, originally he planned to degenerate and indulge, venting the pent-up resentment in his heart, but helplessly found that although the original god was complete, but because of the separation for too long, the little brother had lost its function and became [yang] impotence.

He asked for healing in every possible way, but no one could cure him, and then he happened to hear that only by practicing Huanxi Zen could he regain his manhood, so he became a monk and practiced Huanxi Zen in penance.

With strong perseverance and a strong desire to restore the identity of a man, Haitao finally cultivated the Zen of Joy and gloriously restored the identity of a man!

But he looked at the male brother, and suddenly burst into tears, and realized that the realm of empty color, emptiness is color, color is emptiness, and there is no lover anymore, what is the use of brothers? !

Since then, his body and mind have escaped into the empty door, playing red dust, and becoming a well-known [perverted] [lewd] demon!

Yang Huameng, who was hiding in the red peony, heard this, and couldn't help but be afraid, if he went willfully and didn't return that thing to Li Mengyang, I'm afraid my brother would kill him, right?!

Listening to the tragic story of the monk Haitao, Li Mengyang burst into tears, and he almost became the second Haitao!

He cried and said: "Senior brother, you have to hold on, it's really good to be a man! For the dignity of a man, no matter how much you pay, it's worth it! However, brother, I advise you, whether it is a man or not, it is not you who has the final say, but a woman who has the final say! You better find a woman to double cultivate, always hold back, it will be [metamorphosis]!"

His words made Xu Ruorou about to vomit again, she forcibly endured this breath, lying on Li Mengyang's back and panting continuously.

Li Mengyang felt that Xu Ruorou was always vomiting, so he cared: "Rou'er, you always want to vomit, but you can't vomit, are you happy?"