Chapter 321: The Three in the World
Listening to Li Mengyang's words, Xu Ruorou was stunned, she counted the days in her heart, and then said with a shy face: "Xiaoyang, don't talk nonsense, it's not so fast." ”
Everyone was very envious when they saw that the Holy Maiden of Yaochi and the Silver Dragon Saint were so close.
Yuan Heng Daoren said with a smile: "Xiaoyang, you actually picked the most dazzling peony flower among the four fairies, I'm afraid that there will be many young talents who will fight with you at that time." ”
Li Mengyang said with a smile: "They don't have a chance anymore, Rou'er and I have already married, and the children are about to have children, and the Holy Maiden of Yaochi is about to become the Holy Mother of Yaochi, so they still have to wait for the next Holy Maiden." "Fiction" novel chapters are updated the fastest
Yuan Heng Daoren said with a smile: "Xiaoyang, don't take it lightly, I'm afraid you don't have the charm of the Holy Maiden of Yaochi, she can be said to be the most powerful woman in the world, and she is the actual hostess of the Holy Land of Yaochi, as long as the Peony Fairy gives an order, the heroes of the world will be moved, I think even if you marry the Peony Fairy, someone will definitely dig your corner." ”
Li Mengyang nodded, indeed, the power of the Holy Maiden of Yaochi, he had already seen it today, he stared at Zhang Ruoxu and the others and said angrily: "I think which one dares to beat my wife's idea? Lao Tzu must have unloaded his legs! Let him be a eunuch!"
This made Zhang Ruoxu and the other young immortals extremely uncomfortable, but it was not easy to say anything, some people even mocked the IQ of the Silver Dragon Sage in their hearts, and took off their legs as a lame man at most, how could Keneng be a eunuch?
Monk Haitao had already seen the Holy Mother of Golden Light, so he smiled at Yuan Heng Daoren: "Isn't this the Holy Mother of Golden Light of Biyou Palace, Zhu Peiniang?" Yuan Heng, it seems that you still miss your old lover, I think back then, I was a feast for my eyes. ”
He looked the Holy Mother of Golden Light up and down with a squinting gaze, and said with a smile: "Bucuo, Bucuo, over the years, your figure has maintained Bucuo. It's better than before, Wonhyung, come on, I'll definitely harass you two then. ”
Our Lady of Jinguang felt more and more that it was a mistake for her to come out, not only met the Huanxi Rival Yuan Hengdao, but also met the monk Haitao who made her even more mad, which made Our Lady of Jinguang feel that today was not an auspicious day for the zodiac.
She said angrily: "You two, if you add the Qingfeng scholar back then, the three in the world are complete again, and you are really the most obscene and lowly people." ”
After speaking. Our Lady of Golden Light left without looking back, she really didn't want to see these two people again.
Haitao monk, Yuan Heng Taoist, Qingfeng scholar, known as the world's three, although the reputation is not obvious, but the people of Zhidao hate and anger these three people.
Later, because of a series of incidents, the three of them broke up and became obscure, unexpectedly. Today, the two actually gathered.
As soon as Li Mengyang heard the words "Qingfeng Scholar", his heart was shocked, Qingfeng Scholar was his father Li Qingfeng's nickname!
When Zhang Ruoxu heard the name of the three, he was immediately angry. He said: "I'll just say why do you think the names of Yuan Heng and Haitao are a little familiar? It turns out to be you three scum!"
It turned out that these three had visited Taiyi Palace before, peeked at the Holy Maiden of Taiyi Palace taking a bath, and killed the Holy Son of Taiyi Palace, which humiliated Taiyi Palace.
These words made Li Mengyang stunned. Haitao and Yuan Heng are so notorious, but think about it, they are just a [perverted] [lewd] demon. It aroused the anger of the public, and if you add a Yuan Heng Dao who likes to drink milk, I really don't know what kind of disaster they have caused.
Yuan Heng Daoren smiled and said: "Zhang Shaoxia, why are you angry, it was all a hundred years ago, your Taiyi Palace also chased and killed us for thousands of miles for this, so that Brother Qingfeng was seriously injured, and it was not easy to survive." Besides, that saint of the Taiyi Palace is not your wife, do you need to be so excited?"
After Zhang Ruoxu heard this, he became even more angry and said, "That's my mother! You two shameless people are really obscene." ”
Monk Haitao smiled: "Oh, it turned out to be your mother, the children are so old, don't zhidao be in good shape, if you have time, the poor monk must go to see his old friend." ”
These words made Zhang Ruoxu even more angry, the three sluts in the world are really the most shameless and obscene people.
Li Mengyang said with a smile: "Brother Zhang, these are all things about Chen Sesame and rotten grains, let him go when I see the past, and when he has a wife in the future, you will also go over and take a look, won't you make up for it? Besides, you have done this kind of obscene thing of peeping at other people's husbands and wives, so it is not a big deal that men have this hobby." ”
Zhang Ruo said in a humble manner: "Little Brother Li, don't talk nonsense, when have I ever spied on someone else doing something?! This is damage to my reputation!"
Li Mengyang sneered: "Brother Zhang, your memory is really bad, last time in Peach Blossom Spring, you followed tens of thousands of people to spy on me and Leng Yue, you forgot this, Leng Yue is my concubine! According to your logic, should I also beat you half to death?!"
This made Zhang Ruoxu dumbfounded suddenly, there was really such a thing when it came to it, but at that time, Li Mengyang was openly obscene, and he was forced to watch it.
Monk Haitao said with a smile: "Abbot Tianyu, you are really one of my generation, in the future, the poor monk will take you to the purple waterfall of Taiyi Palace to watch the holy woman take a bath, it is really a beautiful picture, which is unforgettable for a lifetime." ”
Li Mengyang said with a smile: "Okay, a word is a certainty, Senior Brother Haitao, you must take me to see the holy maiden of Taiyi Palace taking a bath, I like to watch it too!"
Li Mengyang's words made Zhang Ruoxu even more angry, but he didn't dare to quarrel with Li Mengyang, he just felt strange why Li Mengyang was so indifferent to him all of a sudden.
Xu Ruorou saw that Li Mengyang was arguing with Zhang Ruoxu for no reason, and she was very unhappy, and said: "Xiaoyang, you don't talk nonsense, hurry up and apologize to Brother Zhang Dao!"
Li Mengyang snorted coldly, ignored Xu Ruorou's words, and smiled at Monk Haitao: "Senior Brother Haitao, Brother Yuanheng, tonight's matter, you all go back to Fanghuayuan's Sanssouci Palace with me, and let's have a good drink together." ”
Xu Ruorou saw that Li Mengyang did not apologize to Zhang Ruoxu according to her words, and suddenly her face was frosty, and her eyes stared coldly at Monk Haitao and Yuan Heng Daoren, very cold.
Zhang Ruoxu and the others saw Xu Ruorou staring at these two people coldly, and they all had cold faces, staring at these two people coldly.
The cold gaze of everyone suddenly made Monk Haitao and Daoist Yuanheng a little uncomfortable, and Li Mengyang also noticed this, and said: "Rou'er, Hugh is unreasonable, Senior Brother Haitao, Brother Yuanheng." It's all my elders, and it's also your elders, you have to treat them well in the future, did you hear that?!"
When Xu Ruorou heard this, she was immediately annoyed, the past saint of Yaochi Holy Land had also been harassed by the voyeurism of the three sluts, these three [lewd] thieves, where could they be her elders?
She said with a hesitant face: "Xiaoyang, I don't allow you to associate with them." Otherwise, you won't be able to think about it in the future. ”
When Li Mengyang heard this, he was immediately annoyed, and said: "Rou'er, let me tell you again, you are not a high-ranking Yaochi saintess, you are just my wife, Senior Brother Haitao, Brother Yuanheng, they are all my elders." It's also your elder, do you understand?!"
Xu Ruorou was very unhappy, she was a dignified Yaochi saintess, and she actually wanted to recognize two [lewd] thieves as elders. It's just incredible!
She was so angry that she jumped off Li Mengyang's back and turned her back to him very angrily.
Li Ruobing, who was standing behind Li Mengyang, sighed, and stepped forward to persuade Xu Ruoju: "Fairy Xu." What is there to be angry about, don't forget, you are Brother Li's wife. We women, marry a chicken with a chicken, marry a dog with a dog, and take our husband as the center, not ourselves, so promise Li Mengyang. ”
When Xu Ruorou heard this, she saw that Li Mengyang's face was very heavy, so she didn't dare not listen, so she could only say helplessly: "Yes, husband." ”
Li Mengyang smiled at this time and said: "Senior Brother Haitao, Brother Yuanheng, let's drink well in a while, let's let the high Yaochi Holy Maiden pour us wine, isn't it more refreshing than watching the Holy Maiden of Taiyi Palace take a bath?"
Zhang Ruoxu and the others were all angry when they heard that Li Mengyang had ruined the goddess in their hearts so much, and some people even saw Li Mengyang and Xu Ruorou having a conflict, but they were overjoyed in their hearts, thinking that they had an opportunity.
Yuan Heng Daoren smiled: "Yes, it is indeed very refreshing to let the holy woman pour wine, Senior Brother Haitao, let's drink together." ”
Monk Haitao also smiled and said: "Amitabha, although the poor monk has seen a lot of jade bodies of saints in his life, no saint has poured wine for the poor monks to drink, I think this wine must be very delicious!"
As he spoke, his little eyes were still shining at Xu Ruorou, this obscene gaze made Xu Ruorou angry, and he couldn't help but reward him with a cold palm.
Li Ruobing persuaded again: "Fairy Xu, you love Xiaoyang so much, you are even willing to die for him, he asked you to pour someone a glass of wine, what is it, if I were you, even if he asked me to dance, I would be willing." ”
These words made Xu Ruorou helpless, and she could only agree to pour wine for the two.
At this time, the disciples of the Tianlei Sect had already checked everyone, and no more demon sect members were found, so Li Mengyang released all these people, and ordered people to drive out all the flower girls and fragrant fox spirits in all the brothels in Happy Forest.
Whenever anyone stopped him, he let Li Mengyang falsely accuse him of being a demon cultist, and directly bombarded him with the Nine Shadows White Bone Staff, so tens of thousands of flower girls and fragrant fox spirits in the Happy Forest all let him be included in the Vajra Buddha Treasure.
At this time, it was late at night, Li Mengyang and Li Ningyang planned another action tomorrow morning, so they ordered to collect soldiers and horses, and let Li Ningyang lead the Tiger Camp and the Black Tiger Army back to King Jing's Mansion, and he carried Xu Ruorou on his back, and led the disciples of Yaochi to return to Fanghuayuan with Yuan Heng Daoren and Senior Brother Haitao.
Seeing this, Lei Guangming also led the Heavenly Thunder Sect members back to Drunken Dream Island to rest.
Not long after they left, in the night, a graceful figure appeared, it was Qiu Zimei, the saint of [lust], holding an obese red cat in her arms, staring coldly at the back of Li Mengyang and the others leaving, not knowing what to think.
On the way back to Fanghuayuan, Li Mengyang quietly communicated with Xu Ruorou, telling her that her father was the Qingfeng scholar back then, and asked Xu Ruorou to be polite to Senior Brother Haitao and Yuan Heng Daoren, but not to reveal his father's identity.
Xu Ruorou only understood Li Mengyang's strange actions at this time, she didn't expect that her father-in-law, whom she had never met, was actually one of the notorious "three", and if she had a father, she would have a son, so that she suddenly had a deep understanding of Li Mengyang's [perverted] behavior.
Soon everyone returned to Fanghua Garden, and Li Mengyang released all the women from the Vajra Buddha Treasure, and his own female disciples of Yaochi arranged for reception.
Xu Ruorou ordered the female disciples of Yaochi to greet Senior Brother Haitao and Yuan Heng Daoren with the highest specifications.
Those Yaochi female disciples who were the identities of these two people were stunned, these two people were obviously [lewd] thieves, and when they entered the Yaochi station, everyone shouted and beat the master, how could they turn around and open the door to welcome the thief?
Xu Ruorou's face turned cold, and said, "Whatever you want, you can do it, don't ask more!"
The disciples of Yaochi didn't dare to ask more, and immediately gave the order. In just a moment, I heard Xianle ethereal, and thirty-six white-clothed girls danced and saluted respectfully to Senior Brother Haitao and Yuan Heng Daoren.
Zhang Ruoxu and the other immortals, seeing that the Yaochi Holy Land had welcomed two [lewd] thieves into the Yaochi Holy Land on such a large scale, they all felt incredible.
Li Mengyang was happy, took Xu Ruorou's hand, and smiled at Monk Haitao and Yuan Heng Daoren: "Senior brother, eldest brother, let's go to Sanssouci Palace to watch the dance and drink." ”
Monk Haitao saw that the Yaochi Holy Land greeted him so warmly, and also paved a flower path composed of peony flowers. Immediately happy, said: "Amitabha, good, good, who would have thought that the poor monk could swagger into this Yaochi holy land, and no one shouted to kill him, it's really strange?!"
Li Mengyang laughed and said: "Senior brother is too worried, there is a junior brother, who in this world dares to kill you and my brother? ”
Several people entered Sanssouci Palace. Soon there were drinks and dishes, and Li Mengyang released Yang Huameng and the nine-colored immortal from the red peony, and introduced them to Haitao Monk and Yuan Heng Daoren.
When Monk Haitao saw Yang Huameng, he praised: "This little girl is the new Xianghu Clan Holy Maiden." Sure enough, she is longer and more beautiful than the saint Bai Meifei who took office. ”
Li Mengyang said with a smile: "Huahua, you arrange a few fragrant fox spirits to dance for your brother." ”
Yang Huameng glanced at Li Mengyang, and saw that she was very interested, so she had to arrange a few fragrant fox spirits to dance.
Yuan Heng Dao and Haitao monks reunited again. I was very happy, so I boldly took out a bag of my precious milk wine and invited the two of them to drink it together. He was about to pour wine, but Li Mengyang stopped him and motioned for Xu Ruorou to pour wine with a leather bag.
Xu Ruorou had no choice but to pour wine for a few people, Li Mengyang was very diligent in letting the wine, and the monk Haitao was very bold, drinking milk wine with Li Mengyang and Yuan Hengdao, and drank eighteen bowls of wine in a row.
Li Mengyang was a little drunk after these eighteen bowls of wine, he wiped his mouth, and laughed: "Happy! Happy! I said you are a monk? ”
Monk Haitao said with a smile: "Xiaoyang, you are still the abbot of the Red Lotus Temple, you still drink wine and eat meat, you also married a wife, and accepted a concubine, since the abbot can, why can't the poor monk?!"
Li Mengyang said with a smile: "Senior brother, although I am the abbot of the Red Lotus Temple, I am not a monk, of course I can drink wine and eat meat to marry a wife, but you are a genuine monk, and you are still a model of abiding by the precepts, why do you drink wine and eat meat indiscriminately?!"
Monk Haitao picked up the wine bowl and said calmly: "Amitabha, I use wine instead of tea, and what I drink is tea, not wine." After that, he drank it all again.
Then he picked up a piece of meat and said, "I use this meat for cooking, and I eat vegetables, not meat." After saying that, he swallowed it again.
Then the monk Haitao laughed and said: "Amitabha, the wine and meat have passed through the intestines, the Buddha has left in his heart, and if the world learns from me, it will be like entering the devil's way." ”
Yuan Heng Daoren also smiled: "Haitao, Haitao, you are really a crazy monk, I think back then, if it weren't for you, Qingfeng and I would not have been implicated by you, so that the world would have misunderstood it as a [lewd] thief." ”
When Li Mengyang heard this, he was about to inquire about his father Li Qingfeng, and he immediately smiled and said, "Big brother, who are you talking about Qingfeng? What is his life deeds, can you tell me about it?"
Yuan Heng Dao people were very happy at this time, so they were full of interest to recount the past of the rangers, he smiled: "Qingfeng, is Li Qingfeng, he is a person, he likes to read since he was a child, so he is known as the Qingfeng scholar, he studied art in Huashan, created a Qingfeng trick and Qingfeng swordsmanship, and later walked the rivers and lakes with a sword, when the Chang'an Ranger, the three of us met by chance, I believe in like-mindedness, like brothers, they became brothers. Later, Brother Qingfeng accidentally got the fragment of Gangfeng Jue, realized some wonderful skills, needed to test and try, fought with a sword, killed the Quartet, and even killed the Taiqing Palace, Taizhen Palace, Taiyi Palace and other major holy places. My Fengyun Sword, Haitao's Thunder Sword, and Qingfeng's Breeze Sword are invincible, so we are known as the three musketeers in the world. ”
Yang Huameng had already made tea for everyone, and Li Mengyang listened with interest while drinking tea, his father also had a chivalrous complex, and he actually dared to challenge the master of the Holy Land.
He smiled and said, "Brother Yuanheng, why do everyone call you the three in the world?"
Yuan Heng Taoist glanced at the monk Haitao, and said helplessly: "It's a long story, one day we killed the Taiyi Palace, Haitao happened to meet the holy woman of the Taiyi Palace in the Purple Rouge Waterfall out of the bath, he quietly watched it, who knew that he had to jump out, reciting the Buddha name openly, and as a result, the saint of the Taiyi Palace went crazy, and reprimanded Haitao for being a [lewd] thief, and a large number of flower messengers arrived, causing the storm." At that time, the Holy Son of Taiyi Palace was furious, and used an artifact to kill Senior Brother Haitao, at this time, thanks to Senior Brother Qingfeng, he came out with a sword, and instead used an artifact to attack and kill the Holy Son of Taiyi Palace, which made Taiyi Palace furious, slandered us as 'three', and constantly sent masters to hunt us down. We fought and retreated, Brother Qingfeng was attacked by someone, was seriously injured, and was unable to fight again, he threw himself into the river in order not to affect us, which stimulated Haitao, he was unexpectedly sanctified, and killed in anger, and killed all the people who pursued us, but since then, we have never seen Brother Qingfeng again. Ten years later, someone told us that Brother Qingfeng was not dead, but for some reason, he didn't want to see us again. ”
When Li Mengyang heard that Monk Haitao was already a saint, he couldn't help but feel scared, he was too bold in Qinglong Temple, and actually kicked a saint into the pit. (To be continued......)