Zhao Gongming was relieved when he saw that the object of worship of the three of them had been replaced by the Jade Emperor.

The dragon in the sky disappeared directly.

Zhao Gongming patted his chest: "It can be regarded as saving my life." Master, among these three people, which big guy worships me and causes me to be struck by lightning?"

The Tongtian Sect Master asked solemnly, "The three of them are ordinary people. The catastrophe is caused by your open defecation. ”

Zhao Gongming had a black line: "Master, do you believe this?"

The Tongtian Sect Master held back a smile and said, "Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway." ”

Zhao Gongming had a black line: "Master, if you want to laugh, just laugh, don't hold back." ”

The Tongtian Sect Master's face turned red, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "Gongming, you have to believe in being a teacher." As a teacher, he is professionally trained, and he will never laugh. ”

Zhao Gongming: "......"

The Tongtian Sect Master laughed loudly: "Hahaha...... Emma...... Hahaha...... I'm laughing to death...... I can't hold it anymore...... Hahaha...... My stomach hurts from laughing...... Hahaha......"

A white cloud flew in, covering the Tongtian Sect Master and Zhao Gongming.

The white clouds drifted over Beiju Luzhou, just above the Kitchen Knife Gate Zongmen Square.

Underneath the white clouds is a green peacock.

Zhang Tianle, Kun, and Shui Qi knelt in front of the Jade Emperor, holding a wine bowl.

Xuantian Palace.

The Treasure Palace.

The Jade Emperor sat on the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, bored and gnawing on his fingernails.

The Haotian Mirror on the table suddenly lit up.

The Jade Emperor turned his head to look.

The Haotian mirror shows the picture of Zhang Tianle worshipping.

The Jade Emperor looked at Zhang Tianle, and suddenly there was a black line: "The two people that my uncle worshipped, shouldn't they be the Arctic Tianzun Night Rabbit Ancestor and the Chaos Siren King Kun? ”

Fairy Chang'e sent a cup of peach blossom fairy brew to the Jade Emperor.

The Jade Emperor took the cup and looked at the picture inside the Haotian Mirror.

Boundary.

"Today, I, Zhang Tianle/Kun/Shuiqi, have become brothers with different surnames!" the three looked up at the Jade Emperor and called in unison.

Shui Qi frowned: "Wait, do you think that there is something missing in the process when we bow down?"

Kun frowned: "yes, it seems that something is missing." ”

Zhang Tianle nodded: "Yes, I always feel that something is missing." ”

Shui Qi patted his head: "Blood is an alliance, come, get some blood, and one person will have a whole bowl!"

Shui Qi and Zhang Tianle's eyes all fell on Kun's body.

Kun looked confused: "What are you doing!"

Shui Qi: "Second brother, you are the biggest, a few catties of blood." ”

Zhang Tianle nodded vigorously.

Kun: "Make no mistake, I'm a fish ......"

Zhang Tianle asked curiously: "What's wrong with you?" ”

Kun couldn't complain: "Nest, I'm a fish, the fish has no blood, I'm anemic! There is a bunch of snot in the fish, do you want to give you a bunch of snot bubbles!"

Zhang Tianle and Kun's eyes were all fixed on Shui Qi.

Shui Qi looked confused: "I am the Arctic Night Hare, which is cultivated by a whole piece of ice, and it is an ice lump, and I have no blood." ”

Shui Qi and Kun turned their heads to look at Zhang Tianle.

The eldest and second don't bleed, how can the third be fooled.

The corners of Zhang Tianle's mouth twitched: "I am a clay man, a clay leg pole pinched by Nuwa Niangniang!

"Quack ......," the peacock cried in the sky.

So, the heads of the three brothers were all raised, and their eyes fell on the peacock.

The peacock shuddered involuntarily.

Shui Qi pinched his chin: "A chicken flew in the sky, a pheasant." ”

Kun: "Yes, it's a chicken, it's a pheasant!"

Zhang Tianle: "I didn't see anything, I didn't know that the feathers of this chicken were green. ”

The peacock in the sky was flying eastward, and suddenly a suction force sucked it directly to the ground.

Shui Qi pressed the peacock's wings, and Zhang Tianle held down the peacock's head.

Kun pulls out a tooth from his mouth and turns it into a dagger.

"Don't do it, I'm the messenger of the second sect leader of the Western Sect, the three young heroes, if you have something to say, don't ......do it," the peacock spirit hurriedly shouted, "I was sent by the Zhun Ti sect master to be the lord of the Ten Thousand Demon Kingdom, as long as the three young heroes let me go, ......"

Shui Qi asked seriously: "Second brother, do you understand the rooster's crow?"

Kun asked solemnly: "I'm not a chicken, third brother, do you understand the rooster's crow?"

Zhang Tianle asked seriously: "Is this chicken crowing?"

Shui Qi slapped the peacock unconscious: "That's it, when did this chicken crow, just kidding, I've never heard it." ”

"Smack!" the fishtooth dagger plunged into the peacock's neck.

The peacock spurted blood on the spot.

The three of them took the peacock's blood in a bowl, and each took a whole bowl.

The unconscious peacock was casually thrown aside.

The three of them knelt in front of the Jade Emperor: "The Jade Emperor is above, today I Zhang Tianle/Shui Qi/Kun, I am brothers with different surnames, life and death are entrusted, good fortune and evil are rescued, blessings and misfortunes depend on each other, and we help each other in adversity." I don't want to be born on the same day, the same month, the same year, but I want to die on the same day, the same month, the same year!"

The three of them kowtowed to the Jade Emperor.

After kowtowing, the three of them brought the peacock blood to their mouths and drank it all.

Just drank peacock blood.

Kun fell to the ground, his eyes black: "No, I'm going to die, I've been ashore for too long, I'm dehydrated......"

Shui Qi fell to the ground, his eyes blackened: "No, I'm going to die, I'm a night rabbit, I've been exposed to the sun for too long, I'm going to be dried as rabbit meat......"

Zhang Tianle fell to the ground, his eyes blackened: "No, I'm going to die, why don't you tell me, peacock blood is poisonous......"

The disciples who were watching on the side ran to Zhang Tianle one after another.

Ouyang Linglong jumped up and flew towards Zhang Tianle: "Master, ......"

Haotian mirror.

"Poof...... The peach blossom fairy brew in the Jade Emperor's mouth squirted out, and the wine was choked in his nasal cavity, "cough cough cough...... Hurry, come on, bring the Nine Turns Detoxification Golden Pill, hurry up. ”

A fairy Chang'e walked briskly with a seven-treasure gourd.

The Jade Emperor hurriedly took the Seven Treasure Gourd, took out the Detoxification Pill, passed through the statue, and landed in the mortal world.

When Zhang Tianle was unconscious, he saw a white-clothed scholar dressed in white and wearing a white hat.

In an instant, time froze.

The screen becomes still.

The disciples of the Kitchen Knife Gate kept running and coming.

Ouyang Linglong was suspended in the air, maintaining the posture of rushing towards Zhang Tianle.

The only one who can move is the scholar in white.

The scholar in white walked up to Zhang Tianle and fed Zhang Tianle the detoxification pill.

Zhang Tianle suddenly felt as if there was a piece of watermelon cream in his throat, which was cool and slightly sweet.

The originally hot throat instantly became comfortable.

The white-clothed scholar breathed a sigh of relief: "It's okay, it's just in time." Otherwise, these three guys would really have died. ”

Zhang Tianle's consciousness gradually cleared up.

The white-clothed scholar squatted on the ground and performed the Dafa of Transformation Yuan, transforming the poisonous peacock blood into the natal essence to nourish Zhang Tianle's body.

As for Kun and Shuiqi, they are not treated so well.

"Poof!" the white-clothed scholar kicked Kun into the Taihu Lake at the bottom of the mountain, soaked in the water, and took a breath.

"Poof!" the white-clothed scholar kicked the water into the cave with a casual kick to avoid direct sunlight.

Eccentricity.

The Jade Emperor is obviously eccentric.

Zhang Tianle came to his senses, and as soon as he opened his eyes, he dimly saw a scholar in white.

The white-clothed scholar spun around and dissipated into the wind.

Zhang Tianle woke up, and the first thing he did was immediately cover his crotch with both hands: "Emma, no one took advantage of my coma to sleep with me, right?"

The stone statue of the Jade Emperor, the corners of his mouth twitched.

Zhang Tianle checked his clothes and breathed a sigh of relief: "Just now, there seems to be a handsome guy in white, looking at me with lustful eyes, and he keeps touching me and touching my face, it's really perverted, it scared me, and I thought I was going to lose my body." Luckily, it was just a dream. ”

The Jade Emperor stone statue threw out the jade plaque in his hand and smashed it on Zhang Tianle's head.

Zhang Tianle's eyes darkened: "Emma...... It hurts ......."