Chapter Fifty-Three: The Three Brothers
Dragons and rabbits can also be combined?
What kind of species will it be?
Zhang Tianle smiled and said, "Then wait for the eldest brother-in-law to come with the dragon egg at any time." ”
Kun nodded: "You wait a while, I will tell the water to make a sound, and let him bring the dragon egg over." ”
Space warps.
Kun walked straight into the distorted space.
Zhang Tianle keenly sensed the fluctuations of space distortion.
Sound has a wavelength, and space has a wavelength as well.
I don't know if spatial wavelengths can be burned like sound.
Zhang Tianle can also flash instantly, and in essence, flash is also a kind of space power.
So, Zhang Tianle opened his magic eye and secretly burned down the space distortion wavelength map.
Not long after, a handsome man wearing a red robe, a red undershirt, red boots, red hair, red eyebrows, and red pupils appeared in the cave with Kun.
This handsome man in red clothes has the word "wind" embroidered on his back, a circle of "wind" on the cuffs, and two boots embroidered with the word "wind......
The corners of Zhang Tianle's mouth twitched: "Brother-in-law, you two are a coquettish combination?"
Kun smiled and said, "Tianle, let me introduce you, this is your eldest brother-in-law, the patriarch of the Night Rabbit clan, Shui Qi." Big brother, this is our little brother, Tianle. ”
Shui Qi looked at Zhang Tianle: "That, second brother, do you think that the little brother lacks a little charm." ”
Kun nodded: "I've wanted to say this for a long time, but I haven't seen what he's missing." ”
Shui Qi clapped his hands: "Oh, I thought about it, he lacks a strong and invincible self-confidence." ”
Kun nodded solemnly: "Yes, it's still the eldest brother who is witty and sees the problem with a pinpoint." ”
Shui Qi smiled brightly: "Little brother, come, big brother will give you a piece of clothing to ensure that you exude a powerful aura all over your body." ”
Zhang Tianle asked curiously, "What clothes?"
Shui Qi plucked a red hair from his head and blew it, and the red hair turned into a translucent black suit.
The clothes took the initiative to attach themselves to Zhang Tianle.
The style of clothes on Zhang Tianle's body has become the same style as Shui Qi and Kun.
It's just that the word on the water body is wind, the word on Kun's body is Sao, and the word on Zhang Tianle's body is wave.
Zhang Tianle's headband is densely packed, all of which are the word "wave".
The wave characters on the headband form a water pattern and form a crane pattern.
Zhang Tianle's clothes are also composed of the word "wave" to form a water pattern and a crane pattern.
On the cuffs, the placket is full of patterns composed of the word "wave".
On the left chest, there is also a dazzling wave word written.
A huge "wave" on the back is particularly conspicuous.
Shui Qi was afraid that others would not notice the word "wave" on Zhang Tianle's back, so he deliberately conjured a pen and drew a circle on the word "wave".
These three people, composition, wind, coquettishness, waves, three slut combinations, oh, no, three magical combinations.
Zhang Tianle took the two brothers-in-law to the canteen, asked Nangong Liuli to cook, and warmly entertained the two brothers-in-law.
All three of them drank high and blew the New Zealand dollar and blew it up.
Shui Qi had to pull Kun and Zhang Tianle to worship: "You and I brothers hit it off at first sight, and now we are brothers with different surnames." ”
Kun patted his chest: "Okay, in the future, I will cover this land in Beihai! As long as I Kun is here, the water in Beihai will not be able to make waves! If the brothers are bullied outside, report me the name of Beihai blue!"
Shui Qi patted his chest: "In the far north, I am covered by water, if the brothers are bullied, report me that the North Pole is red!"
Zhang Tianle stood on the chair and carried the wine jar: "But wherever there are people, I will cover it, if someone bullies our brothers, report the name of my rabbit master Zhang Tianle!"
Shui Qi put his arm around Kun's shoulders and carried the wine jar: "Let's go, bow down!"
Kun put his arm around Zhang Tianle's shoulder: "It's better to choose a day than to hit the day, just worship today!"
Zhang Tianle, the water rose, and Kun walked to the square.
The disciples set up the offering table.
On the offering table were three fruit bowls and an incense burner.
Shui Qi frowned: "The three of us brothers are righteous, whose mountain is it good to worship on?" ”
Kun drunkenly asked, "Why don't you worship heaven and earth?"
Zhang Tianle/Shui Qi: "Roll the calves, they are all gentlemen, what kind of world do you worship, people still think that our three brothers want to worship and get married!"
Zhang Tianle raised his eyebrows: "Why don't you worship Zhao Gongming?"
Kun applauded: "Okay, I have long heard that Zhao Gongming is brave and brave, and he sticks a knife in his brother's ribs." ”
Shui nodded: "Yes, as the so-called, Zhao Gongming, the righteous Bo Yuntian, will worship him." ”
Zhang Tianle hesitated: "That, eldest brother, second brother, are your seniors a little higher than Zhao Gongming? ”
The two shook their heads: "Zhao Gongming is a saint disciple, although we are older than Zhao Gongming and our cultivation is higher than him, but our seniority is lower than him." ”
Zhang Tianle took out three bowls: "Okay, let's worship Zhao Gongming." ”
So, the statue of Zhao Gongming was placed on the offering table.
It's just that Zhang Tianle didn't know that Zhao Gongming was the outer disciple of the Tongtian Sect Master.
And Zhang Tianle is the son-in-law of the Jade Emperor.
The Jade Emperor had no sons, only one daughter, Princess Longji.
In terms of seniority, Zhang Tianle can be regarded as the prince of heaven.
And Zhao Gongming is just a courtier.
Heaven.
Zhao Gongming passed by Pan Taoyuan.
Suddenly, a strong wind rose.
Above the sky, black clouds condensed.
Zhao Gongming looked up at the sky: "Who is the Daoist friend who is here to cross the tribulation? Look at this tribulation cloud, the formation is not small, this is to break through the Great Luo Golden Immortal." ”
on the ground.
Zhang Tianle, Shui Qi, Kun, kneeling in front of the statue of Zhao Gongming.
Heaven.
Dark clouds rolled, and purple thunder and lightning flashed in the dark clouds.
Zhao Gongming looked up at the dark clouds and couldn't help but admire: "Emma, look at this formation, Da Luo Jinxian's Heavenly Tribulation is not so exaggerated." If anyone is hacked by this catastrophe, he will be crippled if he doesn't die. ”
on the ground.
Zhang Tianle, Kun, Shui Qi picked up the wine bowl: "Zhao Gongming is on top, today, I, Zhang Tianle/Kun/Shui Qi, are here to marry brothers with different surnames!"
"Poof!" the three knelt down.
Heaven.
Zhao Gongming suddenly felt a tense bladder, walked to the peach tree, unbuckled his belt, and relieved himself to the peach tree.
A purple thunderbolt suddenly fell from the sky and hit Zhao Gongming straight away.
Zhao Gongming instinctively cast the space transfer technique and dodged the thunder and lightning.
The clouds are getting thicker and more widespread.
Zhao Gongming looked up at the dark clouds with a confused expression: "No, the Heavenly Tribulation, you hit the wrong person, right? I didn't survive the Heavenly Tribulation! You scared me so much that I held back my urine!"
Thunder and lightning flickered in the dark clouds.
Zhao Gongming walked to a peach tree and unbuckled his belt again: "Come, fertilize you!"
boundary
Zhang Tianle, the water rose, Kun held the wine bowl: "Second worship!"
Heaven.
As soon as Zhao Gongming unbuttoned his belt, a purple thunder dragon was directly split from the clouds.
The brontosaurus roared: "Whoa......"
Zhao Gongming gasped: "What the hell is the situation, I just defecate everywhere, how much of a sin can I have, I am actually going to be destroyed by heaven and earth? Besides, I haven't peed out yet!"
The purple thunder dragon hovered in the air, slashing towards Zhao Gongming.
Zhao Gongming picked up his pants and ran: "What's the situation, if anyone can tell me what's going on, I'll pee and provoke anyone!
Lei Long chased after Zhao Gongming.
Zhao Gongming controlled the colorful auspicious clouds and ran wildly towards the East China Sea all the way: "Master...... Master ...... Help me......"
The thunder dragon chased wildly, and let out a deafening roar: "Whoa, whoa, whoa......"
Zhao Gongming hurriedly shouted: "I was wrong, Heavenly Dao Master, I was wrong, I will no longer defecate in the open...... I really know it's wrong......"
on the ground.
Zhang Tianle, Kun, Shui Qi held the wine bowl: "Three bows!"
Heaven.
The clouds directly turned into a black cloud dragon.
Crimson lightning flashed between the dragons.
The purple brontosaurus returns to the cloud dragon.
The cloud dragon turned into a red and purple dragon and chased after Zhao Gongming.
Zhao Gongming's face turned pale with fright, and he spat fragrant directly: "Wo cuffs, this is to beat me to the point that I don't even have bones left, what a big hatred! Who is cheating on me!"
The phantom of the Babel Sect Master appeared in the air.
The giant hand phantom grabbed the dragon.
Zhao Gongming breathed a sigh of relief: "Thank you Master for saving me......"
The clouds condense into a mirror.
In the mirror, there is a picture of Zhang Tianle, Kun, and Shui bowing up.
It was Zhao Gongming who worshipped at the table.
Zhao Gongming's face turned black in an instant, pitch black, inky black, darker than the night......
Boundary.
"Smack!" the stone statue on the table shattered into slag.
Zhang Tianle, Kun, the water rises, and there is a black line.
This worship is not over yet, why is the idol broken, unscientific.
So, Zhang Tianle changed another stone statue of Zhao Gongming on the table.
"Smack!" Zhao Gongming's stone statue shattered again.
This time it was broken more thoroughly and turned directly into powder.
Zhang Tianle did not give up, and took out a giant stone statue of Zhao Gongming that was fifteen meters high from the storage ring.
heaven
Zhao Gongming's whole body was dark: "I Tema has a grudge against you in my last life, who are you worshipping is not good, you have to worship me ......"
Boundary.
"Smack!" Zhao Gongming's giant stone statue was also shattered.
Kun scratched his head: "Brother, why does your stone statue always break?"
Zhang Tianle pinched up a pinch of powder and said drunkly: "White powder? Oh, I see, this statue must be made of dough, and the manual work is not good. Let the two brothers laugh at it......"
Shui Qi said drunkenly: "Brother, on this big day, how unlucky it is for you to do this." ”
Kun pointed to the statue of the Jade Emperor in the square, and said drunkly: "Why don't you worship the Jade Emperor, isn't there a ready-made statue of the Jade Emperor?"
Zhang Tianle hesitated and asked: "Is the Jade Emperor angry?" I still think Zhao Gongming is reliable!"
Shui Qi kicked Zhang Tianle's buttocks: "Hurry up, don't grind, I'm still waiting to eat yellow stewed chicken!"