Chapter 382: Kedun Training Camp (Part I)
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In the early morning of the next day, the Tongluo tribe set out from camp under the command of Da Qi Jin Gelu, and continued to march towards Yu Du Jun Mountain.
The Tongluo tribe is one of the most powerful of the ten tribes of Tiele, and there are many gifts this time, mainly cattle, sheep, horses and slaves. In the savannah, these things are hard currency.
Diao Xiaosi and the others mixed with the Luo tribe's brigade and set off together. In order to facilitate the training of Murong Xiaobai at any time, Li Yifeng asked Na Xuhe to equip a caravan as a mobile classroom.
In just one night, the number of volunteers in the teaching group dropped sharply, Sun Zisu and Huang Ting Wuhua scrambled to withdraw, plus Ya Lauder, who was originally out of the way, and now Murong Xiaobai's teachers are only Tulip and Flower Demon Niang.
But this has become a good thing for Diao Xiaosi and Li Yifeng. Because they can finally sneak into the caravan as guests to visit the exhibition, and the flower girl and tulip are obviously happy to have someone to watch and learn from the sidelines, and witness the future of Kedun's growth.
"Some people say that men are not bad and women are not loved, but you have to remember another sentence, women are not sassy and men are not loved......"
Tulip entered the role quickly, and said quickly: "No matter when and where, don't twist and pinch grievances and show your grievances." If you want to fight with hundreds of ambitious beauties, you must dare to fight, dare to work, let go of your hands and feet, and open your mind! Otherwise, Jieli old pervert has no bad brains and no blind eyes, so why should he spoil you?"
Compared with the pungent and savage tulips, the flower demon girl is much more gentle and virtuous, and she said slowly: "Xiaobai, don't listen to that." My sister tells you that being a heartthrob is actually quite simple. First of all, you have to imagine that you are a singer, worrying about food, clothing, and development...... But if you become the woman of Jieli Khan one day, everything will be completely different!"
Her voice suddenly raised an octave, and her eyes were brilliant and said: "It's no problem to wear gold and silver, you can choose silk and jade, you can choose as you like; Haven't seen abalone, because soon you'll fall in love with both abalones. Don't interject, my sister hasn't finished talking yet. When you go out, you have a carriage and a horse, you have a slave and a maid, you can sleep, you have a fan, you have a bath, you have a massage—what a happy and comfortable life, as long as you can make that old pervert look down and look at you with his head high, your dream will come true. ”
Murong Xiaobai couldn't help but sigh with annoyance: "What kind of happy life is this? People have already cultivated to the realm of Bigu, and it is not rare to see any bears and bows. Even if you want to eat it, you only like the thousand-year-old Zhuguo and the ......."
"Shut up for me!" The flower demon girl said angrily: "Didn't I make you imagine that you are a singer? The singer has Zhuguo ginseng, and the singer plays cultivation and Bigu? I think you want to cultivate your ass!"
"Why are you so fierce to my little white bear?" Tulip stopped doing it, and said coldly: "The old lady has warned you a long time ago, don't take your Central Plains set of wind and snow to show off on the prairie, that won't work." Look at you, no one wants it when you're seventy or eighty, and you should know how failed that self-righteous thing is. ”
Taking advantage of the opportunity for the two women to quarrel and quarrel, Murong Xiaobai secretly retreated to the corner and leaned against the wall of the carriage to wipe the cold sweat on his forehead.
Diao Xiaosi and Li Yifeng shrank in the corner on the other side, admiring the boundless scenery while each holding a pot of mare's milk wine and pouring it into their mouths.
"Sure enough, it's extremely broken. Li Yifeng stared at Shui Tian on Murong Xiaobai's bandeau and sighed.
Diao Xiaosi said disapprerovingly: "It's wrong, it's wrong, it should be said that it's the chest that is exposed." ”
Over there, the flower demon girl was obviously not the opponent of the boss lady in terms of quarrels, and she was defeated in a few words, and she was angry and sprinkled her anger on Murong Xiaobai, and scolded: "Who let you wipe your sweat with your hands against the carriage, what about your champas?" Stand up straight, raise your head, chest up, belly tucked, and your legs together can't be inserted into the needle——"
While correcting Murong Xiaobai's posture, she said, "A man like Jieli Khan, what beautiful girl has never seen him? Don't think that you will be able to charm him if you have a little bit of beauty." The most important thing for a woman is to have temperament and connotation -- the wild horse is cool to ride, maybe it is compared with the phoenix? You have to take out the means of the Central Plains beauty, want to catch the reason and refuse to welcome, look back and smile at the hundred Meisheng, so that Jieli can not see and touch, scratch the heart and scratch the ears and cheeks, and finally hammer the final sound and the fish jumps into the dragon gate!"
Tulip crossed his arms and leaned against the carriage and smiled disdainfully: "Men are greedy for freshness, so they like fresh and delicious." Xiaobai, don't be like the old woman next to you, who puts on a bitter cauliflower face all day long. You have to fight for your sister, take down Jieli Khan, give birth to a big fat boy in the future, and turn the entire Turkic Khan Court into your family's business......"
Murong Xiaobai's face was really bitter than the bitter cauliflower, and he interrupted the gushing tulip and said, "It's not that I don't want to, but I really can't do it!"
The flower demon girl smiled: "Israel is not a long-term person, the woman of Fanbang is a woman of Fanbang, how can she compare to my beautiful beauty in the south of China? Xiaobai, I will teach you a few hands of singing and dancing, and then match you with a tragic life experience and a touching story, ensuring that the four will be shocked as soon as they appear!"
Murong Xiaobai shook his head and said, "I don't like singing, let alone dancing." ”
"Is that a problem? The flower demon girl was confident and wrote lightly: "Do as I say, you just need to hum twice on the stage and turn a few more circles, and everyone will be crazy about you by then." ”
Li Yifeng approached Murong Xiaobai and volunteered: "Sister Xiaobai, this matter is not difficult, I will help you pull people." Make sure that at least half of the room is your childcare, and hundreds or thousands of people applaud together, and your voice alone can cover your throat. Even if my uncle had the ears of two wolves, he could only hear the roar of the mountains and the tsunami. ”
The opinion on this tulip is surprisingly consistent with that of the flower demon girl and Li Yifeng, and he interjected: "Little White Bear, just show your favorite song since you were a child, and let these guys go crazy." ”
Murong Xiaobai lowered his head silently, and finally lowered his heart to Yun Dantian put his throat and sang: "Eilechuan, under the Yin Mountain." The sky is like a dome, covering the four wildernesses. The sky is blue, the wilderness is vast, the wind blows the grass and sees the cattle and sheep—"
The singing lingered, and the faces of Diao Xiaosi and Li Yifeng had both changed color.
"Bang!" Suddenly as if the house was on fire, the two kicked the car door and rolled and climbed out of the car, staggering and cursing: "Niang Xipi, where is this crazy, obviously not letting people live......"
Li Yifeng gritted his teeth and said fiercely: "Brother, don't worry, even if he is really a pig, this son will take the throne!"
Diao Xiaosi patted Li Yifeng's shoulder and said meaningfully: "Xiaofeng, you must be willing." You should know that no matter how pleasant the song is, it is not as good as the sound of gold falling into the bag. ”
Li Yifeng bowed his head and said: "I understand, my son will go out to find support in a while." ”
At this time, Arander rode the horse to the two and said, "It's not enough to throw money at it, the key is to make Jieli's heart move." ”
Diao Xiaosi glanced at the Turkic women who passed by with broad shoulders and round bodies as strong as oxen, and was deeply inspired: "Before the official selection of concubines begins, can you arrange for Jieli Khan and Little White Bear to meet by chance, with a group of aunts who want to vomit when men see it, and have a preconceived idea of standing out from the crowd." ”
Li Yifeng said excitedly: "Good idea! I will discuss it with Ge Lu and Na Xuhe, and ask my mother to come forward to invite my uncle to the Tongluo tribe, this matter should not be difficult." ”
"But Xiaobai's singing voice ......," Elle couldn't help but smile and sighed: "It's a pity!"
Regarding this problem, Diao Xiaosi and Li Yifeng were also in trouble, and they fell into distress for a while.
"Eilechuan, under the Yin Mountain. The sky is like a dome, covering the four wildernesses. The sky is vast and the grass is blown by the wind and the cattle and sheep are low-"
Suddenly, a song sounded not far away, singing the song "Song of Eile", and the voice was sweet and ethereal, as if the boundless grassland and green mountains also came into view with the song.
The three of them turned around together, and saw Sun Zisu sitting on a white horse, chanting softly.
Diao Xiaosi looked at Sun Zisu stupidly, and asked the two partners around him: "Do you know that there is a way to sing with real people singing in the Dao?"
Elleder smiled and corrected, "No, this should be called a strong team." ”
Li Yifeng was afraid that the world was not chaotic enough, so he made a plan: "I will let the green vines dance for the little white bear, and he only needs to wave his hand twice in the crowd and everything will be fine." ”
As the saying goes, three stinkers are the top of Zhuge Liang, not to mention Diao Xiaosi, Ya Lauder and Li Yifeng. In order to achieve the goal of selling people and counting the money for them, the three of them got together and collided with a spark of wisdom as they wished. It didn't take long for the future packaging and listing plan of Kedun to pass the resolution.
Ya Lauder said: "I just received news from Yu Du Jun Mountain that Chai Shao had arrived at the Turkic Khan's court three days ago. Jieli Khan avoided it, and only let the Qincha special service entertain him. ”
Diao Xiaosi didn't know anything about the official name of the Turks, and wondered: "What is a special service—especially diligent? Why does it sound like an errand runner." ”
Li Yifeng said with a smile: "The meaning of special service is similar to that of the prince, basically only the children of the Khan can serve as it. Of course, some of them were the nephews of the Khan. The Qincha spy that Sect Master Ya said just now is a cousin of mine, and I fought with him with his bare ass when I was a child. ”
Diao Xiaosi asked Ya Lauder: "Have you found out what Jieli Khan's attitude is towards the Tang Mission?"
Elleder said: "It's nothing more than preparing and selling without waiting for the price." ”
"Xiao Chai's life is not easy. Diao Xiaosi said: "What about Li Xiuning, is there any news about her?"
"Not for the time being, but Princess Yicheng is in Yu Du Jun Mountain, and Li Xiuning should be by her side. ”
"Is there a way to sneak into Princess Yicheng's camp?"
Ya Lauder seemed to have expected Diao Xiaosi to ask this, and replied, "Impossible." Unless you can hide it from the eyes and ears of that old woman, and the large number of masters hidden behind her. ”
Looking at Diao Xiaosi's sad face, Ya Lauder smiled lightly and said, "Silly brother, you won't visit her in a grand manner?" Ge Lu's strength is second to none in the Tiele Ten Divisions, and he is definitely the target of the old woman's wooing. ”
Diao Xiaosi suddenly brightened, turned his head and asked Li Yifeng: "How did it taste like soaking pearl mushrooms in hot milk last night, is it refreshing?"
Li Yifeng said stupidly: "Don't mention it, that girl is very slippery, and she won't be allowed to take off her clothes if she lives or dies." ”
Diao Xiaosi said: "Think about Xiaobai, take a look at yourself, have you stood up for the friendship between the Turks and the Han people like him? ”
"Brother Diao, I understand-I will definitely soak tonight, I promise!"