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"No, let me participate in the selection of Jieli Khan's concubine, you want to kill me?" Murong Xiaobai jumped up from the big food carpet embroidered with gorgeous flowers in the tent.

A moment ago, Diao Xiaosi and Li Yifeng were still embarrassed and didn't know what to do to compliment him, not only his acting skills were commendable and expected, but also the appearance of the shy flower in the closed moon and the enchanting and charming posture were integrated.

As a representative of the opposite sex, Huang Ting's five golden flowers were very angry and lodged a solemn protest to Murong Xiaobai, forbidding him to appear within ten zhang of him from now on. Otherwise, all the men's eyes will follow him, and the poor five golden flowers have been reduced to five dog's tail grass.

Murong Xiaobai was quite happy to hear it at first, although the mouths of this group of guys were vicious and disgusting.

Who would have thought that these guys would not be satisfied, and soon revealed the sinister and vicious face of the careerist, in order to achieve the ulterior purpose, they actually instigated their acting skills to be sublimated again, and showed their unfinished skills, representing the Tongluo tribe to participate in the grassland concubine election.

If you don't choose, although you are a little embarrassed, there will be no sequelae, but if you happen to let Jieli Khan take a fancy to it, then the rest of your life will ......

Murong Xiaobai finally saw clearly what kind of group of people were around him. More vicious than a wolf, more treacherous than a fox, a person who deceives the world and steals fame, and a person who sells fame and reputation, he can't help but have a white and creepy face, and he is sad and inexplicable: "But I'm a man——"

Diao Xiaosi said in an irrefutable tone: "Your words are incomplete, let me add it." You are the scrap of men and the best of women. ”

"Fart!" Finally, someone has done justice and is willing to stand up for himself, it seems that the lover is still old!

I heard the proprietress say crisply: "How is he a waste among men, the best among women-you dare to question the old lady's vision? Tell you, the little white bear in my eyes is first of all the best among men, and then the best among women!"

Your mother, isn't this the same? Murong Xiaobai looked at Tulip's indignant face with tears in his eyes.

As the initiator of the concubine election incident, Li Yifeng deeply felt that he had the obligation to clearly and clearly state his position.

He said sonorously: "Don't forget the purpose of our trip, not only to help the Tang Mission and the Turks reach reconciliation, but also to find out who is behind the scenes and send that old woman to the eighteenth layer of hell." Both of these things need the support of the Khan, my uncle, and at the same time not to alarm others too soon. Therefore, we need a good excuse to sneak into the court of the Turkic Khan, to get as close as possible to my uncle without a trace. Sister Xiaobai, do you think you can do it with just an ordinary caravan?"

Bai Yupiao shook his head and said, "But if Senior Murong and nephew refuse to agree, we can't be reluctant to do it, right?"

The night owl raised his head and said, "Or, I'm going to try?" As he spoke, he raised his chicken paw hand, which was as thin as a reed stick, and gently wiped it on the edge of the messy hair like a chicken nest, twisted his waist and hips, blinked at everyone, and pinched his throat and said, "Do you think the slave family is like Xi Shi?"

Seeing his shriveled chest and sparkling anticipation on his face, everyone couldn't help but vomit, Diao Xiaosi closed his eyes and moaned: "You don't look like Xi Shi, I think you look like shit." ”

Murong Xiaobai complained: "Why do you want to force me one by one, if you don't get selected, isn't it a very shameful thing?"

Gao Shan Song sighed and said, "However, I think it would be a terrible thing if I was chosen. ”

Murong Xiaobai pursed his lips in anger and was speechless, making it clear that he would fight to the death.

Li Yifeng said disapprovingly: "You don't understand, not everyone wants my uncle to choose a concubine." For example, other Kodun, like my cousins, cousins, and my mother, my aunts, my aunts, my aunts......, my aunts The thirteenth aunt would never welcome another little vixen in their uncle's sweat tent. When the time comes, I will fan the flames with a few words, and I will surely be able to save you from your uncle's clutches. ”

Feng Wuyi was confused and asked Li Yifeng and said: "Li Dashao, you said that the children of Kedun and Jieli Khan don't want him to choose a concubine, I can understand." But why Lingtang, and your aunt, second aunt, and third aunt...... The thirteenth aunt also objected to it? Could it be that Jieli Khan likes heavy tastes?"

Li Yifeng kicked out of the mountain and asked Diao Xiaosi: "Brother, can I ride a bird around Yu Overseer Mountain twice when I turn around?"

"You want to spy on the Turkic Khan's court from above?"

"No, I want to use his head to drill a hole in the Yu Overseer Mountain, and from then on, the moat will become a thoroughfare, which can be regarded as a small merit. ”

Feng Wuyi, who had just been kicked around and flew back, shouted, "I'm not doing it! I'm not a pangolin!"

Ya Lauder smiled and said, "The Wind Demon King doesn't know that the Turkic Khan Court and the royal family of the Central Plains are very similar in some ways. Those Kedun who had no hope of competing for the future Khan's throne would bet their chips on one of the Khan's concubines. Over time, a complex network of relationships was formed, which even Jieli Khan did not dare to despise. Of course, they don't welcome anyone else to join in and upset the delicate balance that has not been easily attained. ”

"How about Sister Xiaobai, have you thought about it?" Diao Xiaosi returned to the right and preached: "For the peace of the Central Plains and Mobei, for the revenge of the Rizong, for the peace of the world for hundreds of millions of people, and for the sake of making Jieli Khan work hard to govern the country and make him fully aware of the dangers of the temptation of dogs and horses...... What about your small sacrifices? The Turkic people will remember you, the Central Plains will remember you, and we will always remember you!"

Murong Xiaobai said indignantly: "But where is this sacrifice, it is clearly for me to dedicate myself!"

Diao Xiaosi looked at Ya Lauder helplessly and said, "He is your person, why is his consciousness so low, let's come." ”

Aranda smiled and didn't speak. Tulip suddenly stood up and leaned close to Murong Xiaobai, and said in a greasy voice: "Little White Bear, can you obediently go and play with Jieli Khan?" Sister will make scallion fried mutton for you tonight." ”

"Don't talk about fried lamb with green onions, I won't go to boiled beef!"

"It's against you!" Tulip's face became faster than the June sky on the grassland, and in an instant the clouds were overcast and thunder rolled, "If you dare to say 'don't go', the old lady will go and play with Jieli by herself." If the old pervert takes a fancy to me, the old lady will let him drag you into the Khan Court and cut you as a eunuch, and stay aside every day to watch me and him love love!"

"You-" Murong Xiaobai stood up with an angry face, poked Tulip's forehead with his hand and said, "Do you believe that I will seduce Jieli?

"Little white bear, don't be angry. Tulip smiled, put his head on his shoulder tenderly, and whispered: "I know that you must be willing to go for me, you are a man with a sense of responsibility, how can you make me sad and disappointed?"

Murong Xiaobai hugged the tulips with both hands, quite a bit of beauty in Huaijiangshan I have the heroic spirit, and snorted in a low nose: "Isn't it just to play, as long as Xiaolu has a hand, there will be no other women in my eyes from now on!"

Diao Xiaosi couldn't help but say: "When it's really time to choose a concubine, I think it is more effective for you to show your breasts, Xiaobai." From now on, you will bathe every night with the freshest milk and the most precious roses, and you will not be allowed to get up until you soak for an hour. ”

Li Yifeng couldn't help but be in awe of Murong Xiaobai. He has always been a very stinky person, and he always thinks that Lao Tzu is the best in the world. There is nothing wrong with this, even if his son Li Daimo is not the first in the world, he is definitely not far behind. But Li Yifeng put himself in the second position in the world, which is a little too modest.

After all, in terms of the ability to cause trouble, at least no one in Mobei dares to compete with him for the first place.

Fortunately, at the most critical moment of his life growth, he met Diao Xiaosi. After the battle of the Dragon Gate Inn, he suddenly shocked Brother Diao into a heavenly man, the unscrupulous sweaty spirit of digging pits, is simply a generation of models, he must clamp his tail and study hard in addition to the shooting.

Now there is another celestial in his eyes. A man is willing to dedicate himself to another man for the sake of a woman, that is true love, how much water does the brain have to enter to achieve positive results?!

He immediately got up and said, "I'll go find Na Xuhe and ask him to quickly change the identity of Xiaobai's sister." ”

Ya Lauder shook her head and said, "There's no need to do this, Xiaobai's identity is the best now." Since he was a singer bought from the Central Plains by the caravan boss, he had nothing to do with the three major demon gates of the Turkic Empire, but it was easier for everyone to accept. ”

Diao Xiaosi couldn't help but be impressed by Ya Lauder again. To tell the truth, she deliberately pretended to be pure and stupid when she was in Luoyang, and she was completely pitiful. Now that he has regained his identity as the Sect Master of the Empty Sun Demon Sect, he immediately shows his extraordinary wisdom and blood-stained demeanor.

Anyway, she is not Beihuang painstakingly selected, ready to challenge the heir to the mantle of Dragon City Daddy, not only is she talented, but she is also absolutely proficient in playing intrigue and tricks.

Compared with her little maid, Yu Linglong, known as the "female Zhuge ", is only left to sweep the streets.

It's so dangerous, I didn't do anything to this girl when I was in Luoyang, at most I let her wash a few pairs of stinky socks, otherwise she would have died.

The discussion was established, and a group of beauties in the big tent rushed up with great interest and began to train Murong Xiaobai.

The time is too tight, how can two days and two nights be enough? Everyone has to take turns to rest, day and night to take turns to demonstrate their own good skills, such as ecstasy eyebrows, charming eyes, red lips, soul crying, spring charming, bewitching heart......

The men were all kicked out of the big tent by Sun Zisu and Ya Lauder. Diao Xiaosi wanted to hide outside the tent with Li Yifeng and dig a hole in the ground to listen, but he was drenched from head to toe by a basin of tulips for washing his feet.

Li Yifeng listened to Murong Xiaobai's continuous pleading for mercy in the tent, with a smug smile on his face, and while spreading his wet hair, he was about to move: "I'll go to Na Xuhe's place for a turn, and some things have to be prepared for a rainy day." ”

Diao Xiaosi glanced at the kid and said, "Na Xuhe has a younger sister named Zhu Mushroom, right, remember to soak her in milk first, it tastes more delicious." ”

Li Yifeng smiled and admired Diao Xiaosi so much that he said, "Yes, take a bath, it couldn't be more comfortable." ”