Chapter 86: Your Sister's (Part I)

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In view of the fact that eight thighs had been erected at the entrance of the Huitong Dart Bureau, there was really no manpower for Li Yuanba to continue cultivating, so Diao Xiaosi had to hurriedly take him to find a restaurant.

Li Yuanba deposited his mount Qianli and a lamp in Liuyuan, took the two drum urn golden hammers off the horseback, and Yun Nian urged the golden hammer to condense into the cuffs.

Diao Xiaosi said curiously: "Since you can put the hammer into the cuff, why do you still let this animal carry it?"

Li Yuan said domineeringly: "Man, man, big husband - hanging, hanging two handles, sledgehammer is majestic!"

Diao Xiaosi couldn't help but think so, but he felt that Li Yuanba's two drum urns and golden hammers were a little too big. His mind turned, remembering that a few days ago, Yu Linglong had said that the dart master and the executioner could not find anyone after being beaten, so he took the clock to heart and dragged Li Yuanba and said: "Let's go, the fourth brother will take you to find something delicious." ”

The two swaggered to the street, Diao Xiaosi deliberately took Li Yuanba around the streets and alleys, and only walked into Fubu Shop after the last. Known as the No. 1 building in Chang'an, the ingredients for each dish are carefully selected and prepared by the chef using ancient methods, which is enough to calm the taste buds of any discerning diner.

Not only that, but it is also an excellent information distribution center in Chang'an. In the lobby on the ground floor, there is a list of celebrities. Diao Xiaosi's ranking is impressively nineteenth, but it is very likely that he will be blown up next time.

He took Li Yuanbajing to pick a table by the window and sat down, ordered a table of wine and food, and the shopkeeper brought a pot of steamed sea bass first.

Diao Xiaosi stretched out his hand to take the chopsticks and just wanted to take a bite, Li Yuanba looked at the fragrant steamed sea bass and drooled, and said: "Fourth, fourth brother, I, I'll change and change a trick for you!"

He had a word in his mouth, and suddenly pointed out the window and said, "Look, what's that?"

Diao Xiaosi turned his head in astonishment, but saw that there were people coming and going on the street outside the window, and there was nothing strange about it.

He turned around suspiciously, and was immediately shocked to find that the whole plate of steamed sea bass had been swept away by Li Yuanba in an instant!

Li Yuanba put down the empty basin that didn't even have a drop of soup left, and said with a smile: "Look, the fish has changedβ€”it's gone." ”

Diao Xiaosi asked, "What about the fish bones?"

Li Yuanba blinked, reached out and pinched his throat and shouted, "Here, here!"

Diao Xiaosi sadly found that he must not be confused by Li Yuanba's thin appearance like a reed stick, this kid was born a foodie!

No matter what food comes up, whether it is hot, spicy, cold, or sour, he just pours the soup into his mouth, and his stomach will never bulge!

In less than a cup of tea, a handful of plates had been stacked in front of Li Yuanba, and he showed no signs of being full, he was still full of energy, and he sighed to himself.

At this time, suddenly five or six men in strong suits walked to the table. One of the men in blue said, "Friend, you two occupy the whole table and teach us where to sit on the table? ”

Diao Xiaosi raised his eyes to look at these guys who came to find fault, and smiled in his heart.

He smiled and replied, "It's easy to say, I'm afraid my brother won't be happy." ”

The man in blue glanced coldly at Li Yuanba, who was short and small and buried his face on the plate, and a companion beside him understood, reached out and grabbed his shoulder and said, "Little baby, give up your seat-"

didn't say anything, I saw Li Yuanba without raising his head and poking out his left hand to grab the man's belt, turning his wrist and twisting it "bang", this guy's head was **** in the floor!

Looking at Li Yuanba again, he was occupying a plate of palace fried chicken and eating it deliciously, chewing and slurring his words: "You ...... Get out of the way!"

The man in blue was taken aback, and the four companions around him shouted angrily and hit Li Yuanba.

Li Yuanba was burying his head in solving the few fragrant peanuts left on the plate, when he saw a group of guys rushing towards him viciously, he couldn't help but get angry, lost the plate and grabbed it with both hands, and listened to the series of "bang bang bang" sounds, and there were eight more desperate thighs on the floor.

He couldn't get enough of it, so he grabbed the man in blue on the chest and said, "And-you!"

The man in blue hurriedly sank his wrist to parry, and Li Yuanba suddenly changed his move and grabbed the other party's arm, "Kaba" twisted and turned behind his waist. The man in blue sweated on his forehead in pain, and shouted: "Let go, I'm Liang Zuo, the commander of the forbidden army!"

Diao Xiaosi looked at Liang Zuo with infinite sympathy, and blamed this guy for his bad luck and ran into Li Yuanba. This foodie is the descendant disciple of Ziyang Zhenren, the first master in Qingcheng, the baby son of Tang Guogong Li Yuan, who has to be "planted" if he provokes him, not to mention that this surname Liang is still a "deputy"?

Sure enough, Li Yuanba said angrily: "You are a king and green, green...... Shit, bitch!" As he spoke, he shook his hand and threw Liang Zuo out of the window.

Liang Zuo was about to stand up and land, when he suddenly felt a heat spreading from his waist, and suddenly flipped down top-heavy, and "Karala" was in the swill tank across the street.

Li Yuanba casually greeted the audience: "Everyone, don't move, master, master loves to watch and watch people play handstands!"

Diao Xiaosi picked up a piece of green onion and fried beef with chopsticks and put it in his mouth, and watched with interest as Liang Zuo pulled out of the swill tank, with abalone soup on his head, kelp silk wrapped around his waist, and pig's head meat on his feet and ran to the east end of the street.

He greeted warmly: "Brother Yuanba, what else do you want to eat? Man, bring all the dishes on the menu! Don't worry, someone will compensate you for the smashed things in a while." ”

Li Yuanba was overjoyed, his eyes almost narrowed into a line, and he simply regarded Diao Xiaosi as a parent of food and clothing.

The two of them pushed the plate and changed the bowl and ate in full swing, and after a while, Li Yuanba had four more legs at his feet, but someone reported to the official, and the Chang'an County Ya sent two messengers to get people, and they were cultivated by this foodie.

Suddenly, I heard the sound of horses' hooves on the street, and more than 20 cavalry guards came, and the person headed by it was the hussar general Yuwen Chengdu.

He walked into Fubu with a sword and jade face in his hand, and Liang Zuo, who was full of rancid taste, pointed at Li Yuan and said: "General, it's this little monkey cub!"

Yuwen Chengdu looked at Li Yuanba and said coldly: "Little baby, you are so bold!"

As he spoke, he raised his left foot and kicked on the buttocks of the Praetorian Guard officers and officials who were dancing with their hands, and one figure after another flew out of the hole in the floor.

Li Yuanba finally gave Yuwen Chengdu a little face, raised his head from the soup bowl and glanced at him, and asked, "Fourth, fourth brother, who is he?"

Diao Xiaosi deliberately sighed and said, "Brother, it's troublesome." This is Yuwen Chengdu, the hussar general of the right guard of the forbidden army that I just mentioned to you. The people who just came to grab the seat are all his subordinates, and as the saying goes, it depends on the owner to beat the dog. Now that the dog owner is here, I'm afraid you won't be able to eat this meal. ”

Yuwen Chengdu heard him open his mouth to "beat the dog" and shut up "dog master", scolded himself and a group of subordinates, and raised his eyebrows slightly: "You really can't eat this meal." But don't worry, there is also food in the prison, I guarantee that it will be enough for you to eat for a lifetime!" Diao Xiaosi was fearless, and said with a smile: "General Yuwen is hospitable, and he is really flattered. Unfortunately, we have other arrangements tonight. ”

Li Yuanba was stunned and said, "What is there tonight?"

Diao Xiaosi replied: "Brother, your mother told you to go back to dinner, forgot?"

Li Yuanba suddenly came to his senses, and said with a smile: "Yes, I, my mother--I can't help but listen." ”

He looked at Yuwen Chengdu and said, "Little, little white face, master, master, please next time-you." ”

Yuwen Chengdu sneered and said, "Presumptuous!" Light Shu took his arm to Li Yuanba's shoulder, and the moves he used were the same as those of several Praetorian Guard officers, except that his movements were slower and slower, as if he had a Wanjun lead stone hanging from his arm.

Li Yuanba sat still, also stretched out his left hand, and his five fingers curled up to meet Yuwen Chengdu's claws.

"Smack!" Between the lightning and the fire, the two of them collided with their ten fingers and entangled a series of crisp sounds, and it was difficult to distinguish between the opponents.

Yuwen Chengdu was not shocked and took the initiative to change his moves, and his five fingers were pinched into a fist and a low drink smashed Huanglong.

The sound of "sigh", the air around his fist fluctuated like a wave of silvery-white light, and it was condensed into a mighty dragon head, faintly emitting the sound of wind and thunder roaring.

Li Yuanba still couldn't sit up, a trace of fierce essence flashed in his eyes, and his left fist fought against him.

"Woo-" The wind and clouds were rolling, and a jet-black shining and indestructible sharp spear shot out above the fist, and Yuwen Chengdu's "Yellow River Thousand Dragons Roar" met on a narrow road.

"Boom!" The silver and black light burst like a glass piece, and the surging wind burst violently, throwing up the tables and chairs within ten zhang around it, and some ceramic cups and dishes "Bobo" burst into powder, and the whole restaurant was unlucky.

The silver frost on Yuwen Chengdu's face flashed, and his upper body did not move, but he took two steps back under his feet.

He looked surprised, and realized that Li Yuanba's cultivation realm should be through the secluded, but the talented, true qi, majestic and pure, was no less than the top master of the sitting photo realm!

Li Yuanba's body shook twice, his riding and squatting posture remained unchanged, and the chair under his buttocks had disappeared out of thin air and shattered into pieces.

He looked at the mess of food all over the ground, his eyes burst out with a fierce light, and he picked up the golden hammer of the drum urn with both hands, and shouted: "You, you pig's head, look at the master, the master hammer will not kill you!"

Diao Xiaosi saw that the heat was almost over, and if he made any more trouble, he would be mushy if he couldn't eat, so he shook his head and sighed: "General Yuwen, my brother Li Yuanba came all the way from Qingcheng Mountain to Chang'an City, and he is full of enthusiasm and plans to join the army and serve the country. As a result, when you are hungry and want to eat, someone wants to grab a seat and go to jail, is it a violation of the king's law to eat well?"

Yuwen Chengdu was secretly surprised, knowing that he had accidentally fallen for Diao Xiaosi's plan to kill people with a knife.

Tang Guogong Li Yuan is not only an important minister of the society who guards Taiyuan, but also Yang Guang's iron buddy who has played since he was a child, plus Li Yuanba's teacher from Qingcheng Ziyang Zhenren, who is an old miscellaneous hair that no one in the world dares to mess with, and is famous for protecting his shortcomings.

He stared at Diao Xiaosi with a blank gaze, nodded and said, "You have a kind!" turned around and walked out of Fubu without saying a word.

The anger on Li Yuanba's face disappeared without a trace like a trick, and he squinted his triangular eyes to look at the tall back of Yuwen Chengdu in the distance, and he didn't know what he was muttering in a low voice.

Diao Xiaosi was curious, quietly gathered his ears, and listened to the foodie muttering in a low voice like a mantra: "You are not the master's dish, you are not the master's dish-" It was extraordinarily smooth and did not stumble.