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At the same moment, in the same morning light, a thin and thin young man with sharp beaks and monkey cheeks stood thoughtfully outside the main gate of the Chang'an Branch of the Huitong Dart Bureau, looking up at the plaque above the door, his triangular eyes widened with difficulty, and he recognized word by word: "Bureau, dart, Tong, Hui-"

Behind the young man, he led a strange mount that no one had ever seen. It looks a little like a horse, and some like a lion, and a little bit of grass and mud horse, but it is also listless and weak like a stove cat.

Its golden mane was sparse and gray, but on each side hung an exaggerated drum urn and a golden hammer.

At this time, the young man took out the crumpled letter from his cuff, looked at it carefully for a moment, and nodded affirmatively: "No, that's right, it's just—here." You're a king, you're so green, you've even written down a plaque. ”

When he spoke, he stammered and had a thick Shanxi accent.

Putting the letter back into his arms, the young man shouted at the executioner who was on guard outside the door: "Give-master to go in and report, just say master, master...... It's coming!"

Several of the executioners had already laughed out loud, and one of the guys said in a casual tone, learning the tone of a young man's voice: "Please, excuse me...... Who are you, whose grandfather, grandfather?"

The young man's triangular eyes rolled and said, "No, don't laugh, you-master, master......"

He couldn't take it for a long time, and those executioners laughed even more, pointing at the young man and saying: "Little baby, you are so funny, you want to be a grandfather without hair on your mouth." Wouldn't someone like me become the ancestor of your family at my age?"

The young man's two brooms shrugged and said, "Kneel, kneel, compensate, compensate!"

The executioner who made a joke about the young man leaned back and said with a smile: "Little hairy monkey, do you kneel for the ancestor first?"

The young man's figure shook suddenly, no one could see his movements clearly, and his left hand had already grabbed the hand and raised it high above his head and said: "Just you-want to be an old-ancestor, the master cultivates and cultivates you first!"

"Bang!" The ground muffled, and the head of the hand was down and the foot was hard into the ground, and the hard bluestone strip at the foot clicked and cracked, and the half of the body above the waist sank straight into the ground, leaving only two legs still exposed.

Seeing this, everyone was shocked and angry, and shouted one after another: "Stinky boy, dare to make trouble!"

The young man rushed into the battle group with his bare hands, only to hear the various sounds of "click", "swish" and "poof", the knife broke and the gun flew, and all the executioners were planted upside down one by one by him in the **** soil.

At this time, a few dart masters in the willow garden heard the sound of shouting outside and ran out, looking at the two sides of the stone steps outside the gate, the eight human legs erected by the brush were swaggering in the wind, and they couldn't help but be stunned, and shouted angrily: "Stinky boy, are you looking for death?!"

The young man was not in a hurry and said: "You, the fourth and fourth masters of your family want to find someone, call him, call him out!"

Suddenly, Xia Peiheng's voice suppressed his anger and asked, "Little baby, who taught you to come here to make trouble?"

He has been having a very bad time these days, only to see another fifteen or sixteen-year-old little hairy boy come to the door to make trouble, and he was even more angry, and while asking, he walked out of the door, reached out and grabbed the young man's shoulder and said, "Come in with me, wait for your adult to come and get it!"

As soon as his big hand stretched out, he suddenly felt that his left wrist had been grabbed by someone, followed by the numbness of his whole body, and his body was hanging high in the air like a cloud.

This series of rabbit ups and downs was faster than the flying lightning, and it was so dazzling that people didn't have time to react. When he came back to his senses, Xia Peiheng had already been lifted above his head by the young man.

also deserves the bad luck of Mr. Xia's dart, with his excellent cultivation, even if he is not as good as the old and strong Geng Nanyi and Chu Lie and others, but he will never teach people to succeed in one move. Just looking at the other party is a milky and skinny little doll, I can't afford to look down on people in my heart, and when I wake up, the pharmacy has been closed, and I can't buy regret medicine anymore.

The jade delicate flower is discolored, seeing that the young man will also vigorously "cultivate" the head of Mr. Xia, if he is planted like this in broad daylight, it is estimated that there will be nothing to do with Mr. Xia Peiheng Xia's dart head in the Chang'an Branch in the future.

She hurriedly shouted: "Little brother, put people down quickly, if you have something to say!"

The young man glanced at Yu Linglong, shook his head and said, "No, ——, master, Ye Xian, now he is very angry, I want to, I want to plant him!"

Everyone was helpless, Wan'er saw Diao Xiaosi walking out at some point, leaning against the door gloating, and couldn't help but say, "Hey, you quickly think of a way to teach this guy to put down Mr. Xia's dart!"

Diao Xiaosi saw it well, and applauded in his heart to encourage the young man to plant trees and afforestation for the benefit of the world, and spread his hands and said: "Mr. Xia's dart head is famous and cultivated to the world, I guess he just wants to tease this child, let's be nosy, won't we sweep away people's interest?"

Geng Shaohua hurriedly said: "No, if you continue to make trouble, you will have to die." Little Fourth Uncle, you can speak kindly, and quickly try to save Mr. Xia's dart. ”

Yu Linglong was originally a resourceful woman, but unfortunately her husband was caught in her hands, and her heart was in a mess and she was at a loss, and she was also busy when she heard the words: "Little fourth brother, what can you do?"

Diao Xiaosi looked at Yu Linglong, Geng Shaohua and Wan'er, and said helplessly: "You must go?"

The three of them nodded in unison, Diao Xiaosi hung his head and walked into the crowd in frustration, shouting, "Little brother, come slowly!"

The young man had already brought Xia Peiheng upside down, and was about to cultivate in the ground, when he heard the sound and looked at Diao Xiaosi and said, "You, who are you calling, who are you?"

Diao Xiaosi clasped his fists with both hands and respectfully saluted the young man: "In the next meeting, Diao Xiaosi, the deputy general manager of the Chang'an Branch of the General Dart Bureau, is called chivalrous and righteous and brave Yushu, and the invincible Diao Siye is the one who is the fourth master." I see that this little hero was born with an extraordinary out-of-phase weapon, and that eyebrow ...... Gu Qi, handsome and chic, outstanding, admiration in his heart is like the water of the Yangtze River is endless, the stone of Mount Tai towers into the clouds, he couldn't help but hesitate for a moment, and finally couldn't bear to muster up the courage to be cheeky and volunteer to come forward, just want to solemnly, fearfully dare to ask - the hero's name, where is the fairy town?"

The young Lei Gong's face was stunned for a moment, then the corners of his lips turned up, and then he grinned, and at the end of the year, his face was full of happiness, and his triangular eyes smiled into two lines, and he said happily: "You, you also think I, I am handsome, and handsome...... Chic, outstanding?"

Diao Xiaosi paced around the young man with a solemn face, walked around and around, and suddenly slapped his thigh and shouted: "Hero, I'm jealous of you! I really don't know what God thinks, I actually let you appear in front of me like Huo Ran, an unprecedented and domineering hero who combines justice and wisdom. Is this my luck or misfortune? A hero like you lives in the world, but he teaches us how ordinary people are embarrassed? What a thunderstorm and a whining cry should be on the sky!"

He shook his fist in annoyance, stomped his feet in pain, and all the dust raised ate into the mouth of Mr. Xia's darthead.

Everyone was convinced by Diao Xiaosi's heart, and asked themselves who could make such wonderful use of "thunder and thunder in the sky" and "whine-hoo-lament"? Such a splash of skin living in the world and living so tastefully, but teaching all the good people present how to be worthy of it? Really thunder and whine-lament!

The young man's heart was overjoyed, and he immediately introduced Diao Xiaosi as the first confidant in his life, and stammered: "I, I also think so." But, why can I, my father, always scold me for being ugly and weird?"

Diao Xiaosi scolded the old guy in his stomach for being cheap, and replied: "As the saying goes, a son is better than a father, and this is Ling Zun's supreme praise for you! I heard that there were eight monsters in Shu in the previous dynasty, such as Zhang Daoling, Zhang Tianshi, etc., which are all rare beautiful men in the world. These eight monsters will be ashamed of themselves in front of you, and they will become ugly, which shows how handsome the hero is, shocking the past and the present? ”

The young man laughed and said: "Dare, dare to be like this, master, master has always blamed me, my father!"

Diao Xiaosi smiled and said: "As the saying goes, Mu Xiu will be destroyed by the forest wind." If anyone scolds you for being ugly in the future, it must be because he can't eat grapes and thinks the grapes are sour, and he is envious, jealous and hateful in his heart. ”

The young man nodded again and again: "Then, that master will plant, plant him!"

Diao Xiaosi glanced at Xia Peiheng, whose face was full of purple, and pointed at him with his finger and said: "Hero, can you put down this bad old man and speak first?" With your vision, if you want to find it, you have to find a famous person in Chang'an City, so that you can show the hero's courage if you cultivate it in this way, for example, Yuwen Chengdu, the hussar general of the right guard of the forbidden army, is quite suitable. ”

The young man thought so, threw Xia Peiheng to the ground and said, "Yes, it makes sense, master, master will let him go!"

Yu Linglong breathed a sigh of relief and stepped forward to help Xia Peiheng and said, "Peiheng, you have nothing to do, right?"

Xia Peiheng was ashamed and indignant, and he put aside Yu Linglong's hand and walked into the dart game without saying a word.

Only then did the young man remember why he came, and said: "Master, master is the fourth and fourth son of Tang Guogong Li Yuan-Li Yuanba......! Call Diao, Diao Xiaosi, who are you...... Know him?"

Diao Xiaosi was stunned, remembering Chai Shao's entrustment, but he didn't expect that it was this young master who he wanted to take care of himself!

He smiled and said, "It turns out that you are Brother Yuanba, no wonder we hit it off at first sight! ”

Li Yuanba rolled his triangular eyes and said, "I, why should I believe it...... Believe you?"

Diao Xiaosi was happy in his heart, daring to love this guy is not stupid, he is still a master of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger. He turned back to Wan'er and said, "Did you take that piece of jade pendant with Princess Xiuning?"

Wan'er took out the jade pendant and handed it to Diao Xiaosi. Diao Xiaosi took it, shook it in front of Li Yuanba, and said, "Believe it or not, but you always know this thing, right?!"

Li Yuanba grinned and said, "No, that's right, this is my ...... Sister's jade, jade pendant. Little and little fourth brother, I, I'm hungry and want to eat. ”

For the first time in his life, Diao Xiaosi heard someone express himself so bluntly, and he couldn't help but have a good impression of this guy: "No problem, follow the little fourth brother, you can eat whatever you like, I'll take care of the food!" But Brother Yuanba, do you have any other hobbies besides eating?"

"Fight, plant, plant!"

"In the future, when you want to plant people, you have to ask me first. ”

"Okay, but—what if Grandpa, Grandpa can't help it?"

"Then you shout, 'You want to eat!' so that you don't just think about planting people. ”

"Yes, fourth, fourth brother, master-I want to eat!"