Chapter 56: The Age of Spelling Daddy (I)

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After dinner that night, everyone gathered in the hall to continue to discuss the recruitment of manpower and the opening ceremony of the dart game.

He lit the lamp and closed the door, spread out the scroll given by Princess Jincheng on the table, and looked at it for a short time. But what is drawn on the scroll is a set of formation change deduction diagrams, including the changes of the five elements, the number of the seven stars, the aspects of the eight trigrams, and the mysteries of the heavenly and earthly branches.

Around this nameless array, there are densely written the deduction steps of vermilion Xiaokai and some strange symbols that cannot be deduced. Judging from the handwriting, it is strong and powerful, and it should be from the hand of a man.

Diao Xiaosi vaguely felt that he had fallen into the evil deeds of Princess Jincheng, and thought: "If you want to crack all this formation diagram, I am afraid that Lao Tzu will not eat or drink for ten days and ten nights, and there may be a trace of reluctance to do it." Ge Lao Tzu, so that he can change a six-grade Dao talisman, is Lao Tzu's worth so low?"

Thinking of this, he pushed the formation chart to the side, climbed into bed, and said, "Why hasn't the old blind man come back, this errand will be handed over to him." Lao Tzu was very busy, and he didn't have time to play guessing games with this little girl. ”

He meditated and began to comprehend the star array, and soon entered the realm of forgetting things and self.

As usual, it wasn't until the next day that the sky was dark, and Ming Diao Xiaosi fell asleep. He felt that he had a lot of comprehension of the Heluo Sixty-four Hexagram Star Array during these days, so he slept very sweetly.

I don't know how long it took to hear the shrill drums and miserable cries outside, and the noise made people unable to live in peace.

What's even more excessive is that after a while, someone actually crackled and set off firecrackers, and the two kicks banged and roared, which was endless.

Diao Xiaosi first covered his head with the quilt, then plugged his ears with cotton balls, and silently encouraged himself: "Calm down, sleep with stubble, don't be serious, if you are serious, you will lose." ”

At this moment, the quilt was suddenly lifted, and Wan'er was standing next to the bed and pointing at him.

Diao Xiaosi didn't understand what she was doing for a long time, and couldn't help but say angrily: "Speak, Lao Tzu is not deaf!"

As soon as the words came out, he realized that he had cotton stuffed in his ears, and the firecrackers outside were deafening, so he couldn't hear Wan'er speak just now, so he hurriedly gathered his ears and said, "Be louder, I can't hear it!"

Wan'er reached out and pulled out the cotton ball in Diao Xiaosi's left ear, and brought the cherry mouth to his ear, lest even then Diao Xiaosi still couldn't hear clearly, and luckily said: "This, this, like, can, hear, see, right-"

Diao Xiaosi felt a spring thunder burst in his ears, and the golden drum sounded in unison, his head buzzed and trembled, as if it had exploded, and he couldn't help but roll his eyes and hold Wan'er's arm tightly and shake it.

Wan'er misunderstood Diao Xiaosi's meaning, and added two more powers and shouted in his ear: "Now, here, what?"

Diao Xiaosi's face was full of purple, he sat up, his eyes were green, he stuck out his tongue, snorted and panted and wailed: "God, you will kill me with thunder!" But there was a burst of tinnitus and dizziness, and he really couldn't hear anything.

After a long time, he vaguely heard Wan'er say, "Get up quickly, there's something big going on outside." ”

Diao Xiaosi said angrily: "If Lao Tzu doesn't sleep, something big will happen!"

Wan'er ignored it at all, and dragged Diao Xiaosi up from the bed, and went straight to the female wall west of the gate of Liuyuan. When the two of them went up to the women's wall, they saw that Xia Peiheng, Yu Linglong and his wife, Yi Bai and others had already arrived, and they all looked out with solemn faces.

Diao Xiaosi glanced out sleepily, and was startled, and saw that the entire willow garden was surrounded by thousands of flowers, and the crowd shouted slogans angrily, and some beat gongs and drums and played guns and flutes. Farther away, hundreds of neighbors gathered to watch, and from time to time there was a few noises.

Outside the gate, there was a stretcher parked, on which lay an old man with a blue face and motionless, as if he was dead. Dozens of people next to them who looked like family and friends called Hanako wore linen and wore filial piety, crying and grabbing the ground, so it was not lively.

Behind these people, there were quite a few ragged screamers holding up banners with bloody writing on them: "Murder pays for life, debts are repaid, hand over the murderer, and justice is returned to me!"

What's even worse is still to come, the people who participated in the brawl in front of the door yesterday called the flowers or their legs tied to the sticks and crutches, or they were weak to lie on the ground, moaning, screaming and screaming, with the roar of their companions who gathered the righteousness of heaven and earth and the righteous indignation of the wilderness, it was really upside down.

Diao Xiaosi saw that his scalp was fried, and he deeply realized that Changshan Zhao Zilong was not a normal person.

Wan'er asked, "Dad, you went to the county office just now to ask for help, what did Master Bao say?"

Geng Shaohua smiled bitterly: "I only saw Master Gongsun, saying that Master Bao was very busy and didn't have time to see me, so I asked him to tell us that we must properly handle this matter and avoid making a big incident, otherwise it will be difficult for the county government to do it." ”

Yi Bai said hesitantly: "How can this be reasonable, Lao Tzu went to him to theorize, and if he provoked me, he slaughtered this dog official with a knife!"

Xia Peiheng hurriedly said: "Mr. Yi, your green forest habits need to be changed. We will be law-abiding and wealth-making in the general bureau, and we must not engage in the act of killing officials and rebelling. ”

Yi Bai was quite unimpressed, and snorted: "Then in the opinion of the head of the dart, how should we deal with the matter in front of us?"

Xia Peiheng groaned: "Let's talk to these Huazi, just lose some money and let them disperse." ”

Mrs. Geng asked, "Then who will go out to negotiate with them, and see that this fight will start if they don't agree with each other." ”

Everyone pondered for a while, and invariably turned their eyes to Diao Xiaosi.

Diao Xiaosi was seen by them with grass growing in his heart, and said vigilantly: "The eldest husband would rather be broken than leave the whole tile, and it is impossible for Lao Tzu to bow his head to this group of stinky flowers and admit defeat!"

Yu Linglong said: "Little fourth brother, if you continue to be in such a stalemate, things will get bigger and bigger, and it will not be a game." ”

Diao Xiaosi said: "Mr. Yu's dart head is reasonable, fortunately, we can have a large number of people here." On the high level of intelligence, you are the only one, on the cultivation of the strong nephew and Yi Zong's dart, on the high morality of the command, Ruoding naturally recommended the head of Xia Zong's dart, as well as Mrs. Geng's gentle and virtuous, Wan'er girl Shen Yu and Geese, are all well-known far and wide. With you here, why worry about the uneven and more than a thousand stinky flowers? Why do you need to worry about the sky in the next place? The younger brother is ashamed of himself, so he won't be here to get in the way and cause trouble for everyone, so go back to sleep first. ”

After saying that, he threw down the stunned crowd, stretched his waist greatly, and yawned and chanted while going down to the female wall: "Heavenly spirit, earth spirit, there is a night crying man in my family;

He staggered back to his house, and unexpectedly Yi Bai followed in and asked, "Fourth master, aren't you afraid that the surnamed Xia will sell you to Huazi in order to settle things?"

Diao Xiaosi came to the table, picked up the pen and wrote two lines of words on the paper, and handed it to Yi Bai with a golden arrow: "Old Yi, you came just in time, I want to help me hand over this letter to the girl in the palace." ”

Yi Bai looked at the contents of the letter curiously, and read in a low voice: "There are thousands of stinky people begging for food outside the door, and the noise makes Lao Tzu sleep badly. ”

He asked confusedly, "Fourth Master, this letter-"

Diao Xiaosi patted Yi Bai on the shoulder and said, "Just leave it to her, Lao Tzu will go to sleep." ”

Yi Bai nodded and said, "Fourth Master don't worry, he will not disgrace his life!" put away the letter and the golden arrow and turned around and went out.

Diao Xiaosi looked at Yi Bai's back, and said with a smile in his heart: "Little girl, Lao Tzu won't let you stop!"

As soon as Yi Bai left with his front foot, Fang Xuanling entered the house with his back foot and said, "Brother Diao, I heard that there is a group of flowers outside the park who are making trouble, which makes it difficult for the Gui Dart Bureau to deal with it?"

It turned out that Yu Hongjiao's injury had not healed, so she stayed in the willow garden to recuperate in the past two days, and Fang Xuanling also lived with her, reading and painting all day long without going out.

Diao Xiaosi sighed secretly, knowing that this sleep was destined to be dead. He sat down on the edge of the bed and said, "Brother Fang, don't worry, it won't take half an hour to ensure that your ears are clean and the world is peaceful." ”

Fang Xuanling smiled slightly: "It turns out that Brother Diao is confident, but he is worried about it. However, I have a reluctant request, and I still hope that Brother Diao will agree. ”

Diao Xiaosi suddenly thought of Chaotian Jiao, and said with a smile: "Could it be that Brother Fang can still make do with my appearance and propose to Mrs. Cheng for you?"

Fang Xuanling's face was flushed, and his hands shook and said: "Brother Diao misunderstood, I want to go out and make trouble outside the garden and call Huatoutou to say a few words, Xiaozhi uses reason to move with emotion and law, and persuade them to retreat with my three-inch tongue." ”

Diao Xiaosi blinked his eyes and said, "Brother Fang, this is not a singing play." As the saying goes, Xiucai meets soldiers, and you can't explain it reasonably, so you should go back to the house to write and paint. ”

Fang Xuanling said: "In the opinion of a foolish brother, Huazi is usually very reasonable, should we make a bet?"

Diao Xiaosi couldn't hold the nine cows when he saw that this scholar was sour, so he shook his head and said, "I don't have time to accompany you to be stupid." ”

Fang Xuanling was not discouraged, and said leisurely: "Since this is the case, I will go alone." ”

Diao Xiaosi glared at Fang Xuanling and said, "Do you want to be in the limelight or do you want to die?"

Fang Xuanling replied: "You don't hear Mencius and say: Although tens of millions of people are gone!"

Diao Xiaosi probably fell asleep and was confused, and somehow his head was hot and said: "Okay, Lao Tzu will accompany you and go together!"

After the two of them walked out of the house and went straight to the gate of Liuyuan, listening to the hustle and bustle outside, Diao Xiaosi couldn't help but ask, "Brother Fang, how are you going to persuade Stinky Hua?"

Fang Xuanling smiled and said, "I just want to tell them: I am very angry and the consequences are very serious." ”