Chapter 55: Don't Bully Lao Tzu into Poverty (Part II)

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Diao Xiaosi left the imperial city and did not return to Liuyuan, but went straight to Dongshi, gritted his teeth and spent more than 100 taels of silver to buy a large bag of gouache and rouge of "Chanel Zhai", and went to "Hongyueju" to carry two jars of good wine, and rode to Wenxianglou to find Li Jing and Hongfu.

After entering the palace once, I didn't get the benefits, not to mention, and I wasted money and effort, and my life was even more inexplicably held in my hands, which was really depressing.

Although Princess Jincheng said that Li Jing couldn't solve the "Black Yang Fulong Pill", it was best to listen to the expert's opinion, and by the way, she also asked Hongfu about the details of this little girl's skin.

Diao Xiaosi didn't believe it, every golden branch and jade leaf who lived deep in the country would keep a tiger as a pet, and he also had such a terrible cultivation and goosebumps all over his body.

It just so happened that Li Jing and Hongfu were about to start eating, so Diao Xiaosi sat down honestly and unceremoniously, presented a gift and said: "Sister Hong, the vulgar powder of Chanel Zhai is not worthy of you, but unfortunately the little brother came too hastily, and I will make up for some good things next time." ”

Hongfu smiled and said, "The little fourth brother has nothing to do but go to the Three Treasures Palace. Say, what's the matter with me?"

Diao Xiaosi said: "Of course I came here to thank Sister Hong, if it weren't for your reminder, we might have been planted in the hands of Duan Zhentian's old bastard." ”

Hongfu said, "You only thank me for this?"

Diao Xiaosi was stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized: "Could it be that you invited two princesses to solve the siege of the dart game?"

Hongfu said with a smile: "Only this once, not for example." ”

Diao Xiaosi looked at Hongfu in surprise and said, "You...... How do you recognize them?"

Hongfu said leisurely: "I used to be the righteous daughter of Yang Su, the prince of Yueguo, and I have known Princess Nanyang since childhood, so that's it." ”

"Yue Guogong Yang Su?" Diao Xiaosi was surprised: "Then Sister Hong, why are you-"

Hongfu knew what Xiao Diao Si wanted to ask, shook his head and said, "It's hard to say, don't say it." ”

Diao Xiaosi nodded, and then listened to Hongfu continue: "But being able to invite Princess Nanyang is not all my face." Do you know that she is the same junior sister of Brother Chi Zunxia. ”

"What, wouldn't Princess Nanyang become a disciple of Kunlun Yaotai Palace?!" Diao Xiaosi was surprised, and said in her heart: "No wonder she helped Lao Tzu and Yan Yuese all the way, and dared to love for the face of Big Brother Chi." ”

Hongfu replied: "Her cultivation is probably not much better than that of Big Brother Chi, but she never makes a move easily." ”

Diao Xiaosi's heart flashed, and he asked, "What about Princess Jincheng, where did she come from?"

Hongfu shook his head and said: "I only know that her cultivation is extremely high, but her teacher is strange, and she should be from the Demon Gate." ”

Li Jing suddenly spoke: "Have you suffered from her?"

Diao Xiaosi snorted and said, "Joke, a little girl can also let me take medicine?"

Hongfu stared at Diao Xiaosi and smiled without saying a word. Diao Xiaosi smiled bitterly: "Okay, Lao Tzu admitted that he was cheated by that girl just now." But I was mighty and unyielding, and I also earned back a six-grade Dao talisman. ”

Li Jing said coldly: "Don't beat around the bend, what are you looking for us?"

Diao Xiaosi said: "Don't hide it from the third brother, I'm here to bet with you." ”

Li Jing said hesitantly: "You are poisoned?"

Diao Xiaosi shook his head and said, "If you can tell its origin, I will send ten more jars of good wine." ”

Li Jing didn't say a word, stretched out his hand and lightly touched Diao Xiaosi's right wrist vein, closed his eyes slightly to look at Xu Xuan, and said: "It's not a poison, but a kind of pill that induces true yuan, but the medicine is violent, and it is a little vicious when it doesn't die." ”

Diao Xiaosi heard him explain the characteristics of the Black Yang Fulong Pill, and suddenly hoped in his heart: "Can you solve it?"

Li Jing withdrew his hand and replied neatly: "No!"

Diao Xiaosi was disappointed, and resorted to the law of agitation: "Then I will go to Zhongnan Mountain to find the thief and ask him to force out." ”

Li Jing said proudly: "I can't do it, and he can't do it." ”

Diao Xiaosi frowned and said, "Then who can do it?"

Li Jing said confidently: "The one who gave you the medicine." ”

Diao Xiaosi leaned down on the back of the chair in frustration, rolled his eyes at Li Jing and said, "Gao Jian, it's really Gao Jian!"

Li Jing ignored him and drank leisurely. Hongfu had already guessed the inside story of Qiqi, Eighty, and said: "The concubine is messing around again, I will go to the palace tomorrow to find her." ”

Diao Xiaosi waved his hand and said: "Excuse me, Sister Hong, this girl knows that I have a fateful friendship with the third brother and still does this, it is clear that it is deliberate, I am afraid that it is useless for you to go, maybe Lao Tzu will be made even worse." ”

Li Jing glanced at Diao Xiaosi and said dissatisfiedly: "Who said that I had a fateful friendship with you?"

"Who said no, we are brothers who have fought hard and shed blood together in Huge Village. Now they have to deal with the old demon Eagle Yang together, which can be described as a friend of life and death with the same enemy. ”

Diao Xiaosi took a sip of the wine in the dry glass, sighed and said, "I'll go back to sleep first, and then think about how to clean up that girl when I'm full of energy." ”

He walked out of Wenxianglou listlessly, turned over and rode to Liuyuan.

He did not reveal the transaction between himself and Princess Jincheng to Li Jing and Hongfu, not because he couldn't trust these two, but because he felt that this matter was too strange, and it was best to keep his mouth shut until he figured it out, so as not to cause unnecessary trouble.

Walking into Yong'an Fang, I heard the noise of people and drums from a distance, as if someone was marrying their daughter.

When I got closer, I saw that the gate of the willow garden was closed, and there were one hundred and eighty people called Huazi gathered outside the garden, singing the lotus flower falling, and at the same time ping pong and breaking the bowl with chopsticks. Some guys were tired of tossing, and they actually squatted in the corner of the wall to pay respects on the spot, and the stinking zenith wind drifted out for eight hundred miles.

Diao Xiaosi was in a very bad mood, and the horsewhip crackled and said: "Dodge and dodge, good dogs don't get in the way!"

A group of Huazi immediately hugged up, surrounded Diao Xiaosi, stretched out the black and dirty broken bowl and shouted: "Uncle is good, let's enjoy the food......"

Diao Xiaosi was angry, and said in his heart that this group of people came to Liuyuan to make trouble, and it was a great merit to make Xia Peiheng have a headache, but it was unreasonable for the bamboo pole to hit Lao Tzu's head.

He had just thrown out a few thousand taels of white silver, but his body was a little hotter, and he was angry and angry, but who did he complain to?

At that moment, Diao Xiaosi jumped off his mount, raised his eyebrows and said: "Ge Laozi, who of you is poorer than Lao Tzu? I just blew up a big hole in the Ganlu Hall in the imperial city, and I owe people 97,536 taels of silver. Which of you will do a good job, donate some money to Lao Tzu, and reward me with a mouthful of food. ”

With that, he swept away the copper plate in the broken bowl, and then he took off the clothes of an old beggar and put it on himself, squeezed through the crowd and walked towards the gate.

A group of people called Hanako were suddenly stupid, and shouted in unison: "Robbery, someone robbed Hanako-"

I saw a few beggar-like people coming up to block Diao Xiaosi's way, and said, "Friend, you can't help but be on the road when you do this, right?"

Diao Xiaosi sneered: "No matter who you sent here to make trouble, it has nothing to do with Lao Tzu." Be smart and get out of the way, and don't wait for me to get angry. ”

The leaders of those Huazi saw that Diao Xiaosi was only a fifteen or sixteen-year-old baby, and one of them laughed and said, "Little rabbit, who are you scaring about?"

Diao Xiaosi shook his head, and suddenly cast a type of green dragon claw to snatch the broken bowl called Huazi, and clasped his head and face on his face "snapped".

The flower child screamed loudly with a blooming face: "This kid doesn't want to live anymore, give me a beating!"

The surrounding people called Huazi, some copied wooden sticks, some lifted board bricks, and some simply smashed them with bowls, crackling, and surrounded Diao Xiaosi is a group beating.

Diao Xiaosi roared: "Back then, Changshan Zhao Zilong entered and exited seven times in Cao Mengde's million-strong army, and beheaded the generals like probing for things. Look at today's fourth master, I am a single horse...... whip, to kill more than 100 people, call the flower fart, urine flow, crying dad and calling mother. He brandished his horsewhip and fought with a gang called Hanako.

The noisy fight outside the door woke up everyone in the dart game in the willow garden, Xia Peiheng, Yu Linglong, Geng Shaohua, Yi Bai and others led more than ten dart masters to open the door and rush out, wanting to rescue Diao Xiaosi from the encirclement.

These people were called Hanako to block the door for a long time, they couldn't enter or exit, and they were so angry that they immediately punched and kicked mercilessly.

Yi Bai shouted into the crowd while conversing with Huazi: "Fourth master, fourth master-"

Suddenly, I saw Diao Xiaosi perform the Thirty-six Tiangang Body Technique, turning left and right, and getting out of the cracks in the human being, and two dog-beating sticks were sandwiched under the armpits.

Yi Bai was overjoyed, but Diao Xiaosi turned around and squeezed towards a crowded place, shouting while squeezing: "The one who comes is famous, and the fourth master whips the immortal and nameless ghost!"

Huazi shouted nonsense: "I am Chen Ergou of Tianshui Datun Village!" "I am Zhang Xiaofan of Nanyang Zhuge Village!" "Aunt and grandmother, I am Xi Hong's family!" "My nickname is Potato, and Xi Hong's is my wife!"

Yi Bai couldn't cry and laughed, and asked, "Fourth Master, what are you doing here?"

Diao Xiaosi struggled to push away the crowd and enter the formation, and replied loudly: "Lao Tzu wants to kill him seven in and seven out, this is just the second time, and there are still five times left!"

Yi Bai didn't faint in a hurry, but fortunately, others would not be as boring as Diao Xiaosi, and he beat more than 100 Huazi to the ground with a fierce rush, but he didn't want to make trouble for his life.

Those who called Huazi to bully the soft and afraid of the hard, saw that the situation was not good, and scattered in a hurry, and only turned his head and pointed at Diao Xiaosi when he ran out of dozens of feet away: "Stinky boy, return the clothes to me, and be shameless to rob the things called Huazi?"

Everyone looked at it in amazement, only to see that Diao Xiao's four feet were piled up with loot, what lack of bowls, sticks, erhu suona, clothes and hats, and even a few pairs of broken straw shoes that fell from the melee.

He took off the clothes he had just snatched, revealing the strips of rags hanging on his body and said, "Which of you has more torn clothes, more wounds on his body, and more swollen faces than Lao Tzu?"

A group of people called Huazi looked at Diao Xiaosi's ragged clothes and bruised appearance, and they were dumbfounded, and a sense of superiority arose.

Xia Peiheng approached Diao Xiaosi and said, "Mr. Diao, you are finally back, how can you be injured like this?"

Diao Xiaosi ignored it and said, "I was bitten by a tigress." ”

Wan'er was shocked and said, "You're fine, right?"

Diao Xiaosi shook his head, pointed to Huazi who fled into the desert and said, "What's going on?"

Yu Linglong smiled bitterly: "Most of these people are from the Chang'an gang who came to make trouble with us. ”

Diao Xiaosi said "oh" and didn't ask any more, he just made a mess and felt a lot more comfortable, as for what Chang'an Gang should be handled by Xia Peiheng, who taught him to be the head of the dart, who came out if he didn't come out?