Chapter 76 (I) Thousands of Wisdom Break the Crisis
When the beautiful woman saw Lu Ya turn around, she smiled and said, "Don't look at it, that person is me, and the snake is alive." ”
Everyone was secretly surprised in their hearts, according to Bai Gui's words, there should be a mother-in-law living here, but the woman in front of her looked at most thirty years old, and she didn't look like a mother-in-law anyway, but her voice was old and hoarse, which was extremely incommensurate with her appearance.
Lu Ya asked, "Do you dare to ask if you are the master here?"
The beautiful woman nodded, "The old body's name is Long Tao, and they all call me Granny Long." ”
Lu Ya smiled slightly, and arched his hand: "Granny Long, that's not calling you old, you should be called Sister Long depending on your age." ”
Granny Long nodded and said, "The lewd thief's mouth is sweet and smooth, but I don't care about how handsome a young man is for my wife." But I wonder why you, a thief, are so fascinated by my portrait that you are so indifferent?"
Lu Ya smiled: "Because I am not a thief, I only have Lan'er in my heart, so a woman who is ten times more beautiful than you will not be tempted." ”
Yin Lan smiled secretly, although she knew that Lu Dao Lu Ya had never been tempted by the portrait, not as he said, but she still felt very sweet in her heart.
Granny Long looked at the three women, pointed at Yin Lan and said, "She is Lan'er?"
"Yes, she is my wife. Lu Ya said.
Granny Long looked at Yin Lan carefully again, and Yin Lan was also a little embarrassed. Granny Long then said: "Sure enough, she is as beautiful as a fairy, but why would you not be tempted by it? Strange, strange. He shook his head.
Yin Lan said: "Although your painting is lifelike, the dementoring spirit burning in the lamp is also used just right. It's not that he's not moved, it's that your medicine doesn't work for him. In this way, he was able to stay sober and not be confused by the beauty in the painting. ”
Granny Long looked at Lu Ya in amazement. "How so?"
Yin Lan continued: "Actually, your abacus is very good, as long as the man is poisoned, he will involuntarily walk towards the half-naked beauty painting, your poisonous snake will lurk in the painting, as long as they get close to the beauty, they will be bitten by the snake, even if they don't die, they will be poisoned." It's a pity that you were a little negligent. Since I know how your green fire came from, I will definitely know the role of your green fire and your portrait. The green flame is not to make you look brighter, but to call the green snake. Not so conspicuous. ”
Granny Long sneered twice, and didn't hide it, "It's all right, it's really unexpected." There are people in the Central Plains who know so much about our Mobei method of using poison. ”
Lu Ya was also stunned when he heard this. Qi said: "What is the sun? Am I not fascinated, isn't it because I only have you in my heart?"
Granny Long said: "Then you have to ask yourself, why ask the girl's family, haven't you ever felt like a heart for other women?"
Lu Ya was stunned again, if he said no, it would be tantamount to deceiving himself, at least he had it when he was with Xiang Nan, and he himself knew that if there was no Yin Lan, then he would definitely like Xiang Nan very much. I also remembered that when I grabbed Su Mei's little feet in the pavilion of the palace, I also used to be distracted. It's just that he restrained the throbbing in his heart. He couldn't help but wonder if the reason why he didn't lose his soul after seeing this painting was really not his own oneness?
When Yin Lan saw him like this, she knew that he had also been fascinated by sex, so she smiled and said, "Brother Ya, you are really a thief." ”
Lu Ya hurriedly explained: "I haven't done anything. ”
Cuizhu said casually: "You...... You hold ...... I've hugged the county lord, and I've seen our sisters......"
Lu Ya's face turned red and said, "That's ...... That's a last resort. ”
Yin Lan smiled slightly and said, "You don't have to explain, you don't need to explain if you haven't done it, and you don't need to explain it if you have done it." ”
Lu Ya saw Yin Lan smiling, but what she said felt awkward no matter how she listened, Lu Ya had countless wisdom to deal with the enemy, but he was at a loss in front of Yin Lan. He sighed and said, "I don't know what Lu Dao is for, I can't do anything about you?" ”
Granny Long said: "That's because you like her too much, you are worried that she will be angry, afraid of losing her, afraid that you will never see her again, 'from love to worry, from love to fear', if it were the two boys next to you, I am afraid you would not care so much about this sentence." ”
Yin Lan listened to Granny Long's explanation, but felt a little closer to her, and said with a smile: "Mother-in-law can see it." ”
Granny Long nodded and said, "Even if what he said is the truth and he is not an adulterer, how can my soul snatcher be invalid? It is impossible that it is because of your presence, it is not that he is not a man." As he spoke, he looked towards Lu Ya.
Yin Lan said: "He is indeed a man, otherwise how could I marry him?" But he is an ordinary man now, does he have any internal strength, your Soul Capture Yang Scatter is indeed powerful, but it is only effective for men with internal strength, he has no internal strength at all, do you say that medicine is still useful?"
Lu Ya laughed and said, "I can't imagine that there is such a big benefit without internal force." ”
Yin Lan gave him a blank look, ignored him, and continued to say to Granny Long: "You tried your best to put Brother Ya to death, but you never thought that there would be a woman by his side, and you didn't expect that someone in the woman would see through your mechanism. Although there is an aphrodisiac smoke like the dementor in the fire, you didn't expect that this smoke would not have any effect on Brother Ya. ”
The dragon mother-in-law shook her head and said, "How is it possible, how is it possible?" Princess Mingyue said that his martial arts are extremely high, and it is impossible that he has no internal strength at all. ”
Lu Ya smiled: "Lan'er, you are so powerful, you love your husband." ”
Yin Lan couldn't hold back any longer this time, and laughed out loud, then put away her smile again, and said to Granny Long: "He took the Baicao Returning Yang Pill, so he lost all his internal strength as early as a month ago, and it is up to you to believe it or not." As for how Brother Ya, who has no internal strength, defeated Princess Mingyue, I don't know. ”
Granny Long believed that what Yin Lan said was true, but Princess Mingyue would never lie to her, so she said: "Since he has no martial arts, then all the men today are useless, you understand pharmacology so well, you must be outstanding in martial arts, and the old woman compares with you." ”
Cuizhu hurriedly said: "Miss Yin doesn't know martial arts, if you want to fight, fight with me." ”
Yin Lan was surprised in her heart, she couldn't imagine that Cuizhu, who usually only opposes herself, actually stepped forward at this critical moment, Lu Ya has no internal strength, Fu Ertan and Chen Yihua are now delirious, Youlan is injured, and she is even more powerless, and the only one who can fight with Granny Long is Cuizhu. But Cuizhu's martial arts are low, and it is absolutely impossible for her to be the opponent of Granny Long, not to mention that there is a giant snake in the corner of the wall......?
PS: It's miserable.,In the case of recommending a double watch.,I also dropped two collections.,Friends aren't very good.。
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