The more critical it was at the moment, the more calm Yin Lan became, smiled faintly, and said: "Sister Cuizhu, my mother-in-law is already in her fifties, she respects her identity, how can you do it as a junior, you should step down." ”

Yin Lan wanted to tell Cuizhu not to do anything, delay for some time, and wait for Chen Yihua and Fu Ertan to wake up, so that they would have more chances of winning, but Cuizhu was reckless, and said in confusion: "She is obviously less than thirty years old, how can you say that she is in her fifties? and a mother-in-law, aren't you ashamed?"

Yin Lan knew that Cuizhu was a daredevil, so she couldn't entangle with her at this time, so she turned to Granny Long and said, "Mother-in-law should be in her fifties this year, but she is good at medicine, so she looks so young." It's a pity that although the makeup is good, it is difficult to hide the old look in the eyes. The mother-in-law's eyes are sharp, which shows that her internal skills are exquisite, but there seems to be a line of turbidity in her eyes, and she is not as clear and transparent as a young man. ”

Granny Long was stunned for a moment, rubbed her eyes, and then asked, "It's just nonsense, then you can tell me what medicine I used." ”

Yin Lan smiled slightly, and said: "This is difficult to guess, because the medicine in the Central Plains and Mobei must be a little different, but according to the record of "A Thousand Golden Relics", the woman wants to have a white and delicate face, and her face is like jade, so she needs to use cinnabar two coins, male yellow five coins, and light powder one penny to grind into powder, and wipe your face with egg white at night, wash it off the next morning, and after a hundred days, her face will be as delicate as a peach blossom, I don't know what kind of maintenance is used in Mobei?"

Granny Long sneered, "It seems that this is the case, Mobei is much more complicated than the Central Plains, with forty snake gall bladders, fifty taels of yokan powder, ten thousand poisonous tarantulas and other things." ”

Yin Lan's heart moved, it turned out that this dragon peach cherished her face very much. Although she asked such a question, she was actually more interested in listening to it, and it was the best. Then he said: "It turns out that the medicines in Mobei are all poisons, so naturally it will not work." The method of rejuvenating the face in the Central Plains is much simpler than this, this is an external medicine, and the medicine taken internally is more effective, and there are many methods, such as Yang Guifei. Shih Tzu, each has its own way. ”

"Wait," Granny Long said suddenly. Then he whistled, and the giant snake obediently returned to the painting, and at this time, Lu Ya and the others found out. There is a hole at the bottom of the snake drawn. The big snake just exposed the snake's head from the hole and merged with the beautiful picture.

Granny Long carried the oil lamp, pushed open the huge painting and walked in, it turned out that the painting was a door.

Yin Lan's heart tightened, could it be that I guessed wrong, what is she going to take to deal with us? Lu Ya secretly leaned over and asked, "Are you so maintained?"

Yin Lan twisted him, told him to stop, and said in a low voice: "You also believe what you say!" Lu Ya pinched Yin Lan's nose. Said: "Really deceived me." ”

Yin Lan frowned and said, "I hope I can deceive her." ”

At this time, Granny Long came out from behind the painting. Holding a pen and paper in his hand, he put the oil lamp on the table, sat down and said, "Now you tell me, what else can I do?"

Yin Lan was overjoyed, knowing that Granny Long didn't want to do anything with Cuizhu at the moment, she just wanted to make herself more beautiful, since Zhongyuan had a better way than herself, how could she not learn humbly? ”

Sure enough, Granny Long nodded and said, "Say it, but if you say it wrong, I won't be able to spare you." Not only this little thief, but even you don't want to get out of here. ”

Yin Lan pretended to be confident on the surface, and said: "I just said according to what is recorded in the book, whether it is right or wrong, I can't do it accurately, but it doesn't hurt for my mother-in-law to give it a try." "Yin Lan thought to herself that you used the wrong medicine in the future, and I am not responsible for a boil and ringworm or something, this is all said in the book.

"Say it. "Granny Long is getting a little impatient.

Yin Lan said: "I also have an internal prescription, say and listen to you, according to the "Strange Recipe Copy", with a tael of white chrysanthemum, half a bowl of plum juice, one or two white fruits, one or two white honey, half a cup of white wine, steam the white chrysanthemum and plum juice together, remove the juice, take the remaining residue and ginkgo together and then study with white honey, take it with white wine before going to bed, so insist, after 100 days, you can look like a virgin, beautiful and unbelievable. ”

Granny Long suddenly stopped her pen and asked, "Is it really that simple?"

Yin Lan secretly thought, it is indeed too easy, and she has to make up something that is not easy to take, so she said again: "Then naturally it will not work, and there are medicine primers, which are the most difficult to find." ”

"What is the medicine primer?" said Granny Long hurriedly.

At this time, Yin Lan was not allowed to think about it, so he said casually: "Half a cup of human milk that has not been fed." Lu Ya didn't dare to laugh if he wanted to, so he had to turn around and pretend to investigate his senior brother's condition.

Cuizhu and Youlan felt a little ashamed, even Yin Lan herself didn't know how Lu Dao made up such a recipe.

Granny Long frowned and put the pen down, "This ...... This one is better than mine, but it's also hard to find. Suddenly he stood up, thought for a while, and said, "It won't be difficult for me, you and that whore thief will be in the cave today, and when you give birth to a child, just give me the first human milk." ”

Yin Lan was greatly embarrassed, and didn't know how to answer for a while, Cuizhu hurriedly said: "Nonsense, how can so many people cave the house?"

Granny Long said angrily: "Then what's not possible, those two guys who are already in a daze, I'll go inside with them." This whore and her cave room. ”

Youlan also wondered: "Then where are we going, how ashamed?"

Granny Long said: "Naturally, I will also have a cave room with this lewd thief, so that you don't need to be shy, and I can also get three medicine primers." ”

Lu Ya couldn't hold back his laughter for a long time, and when he heard Granny Long say this, he deliberately laughed loudly: "This method is really wonderful. ”

The three women called him in unison and said in unison, "What you think is beautiful." ”

Lu Ya said: "This is what my mother-in-law said, and I didn't say it, this time it's not that I want to be a thief, but she calls me a thief." ”

Hearing this, Granny Long shook her head, thought for a while, and said, "It's really not good to do this, if so, wouldn't it be a fulfillment for him?"

Cuizhu said: "Even if Miss Yin and Brother Ya give birth, it will be ten months later, you trapped us all here, how can we rush to Princess Mingyue's three-day appointment?"

Granny Long was suddenly shocked, pointed at Yin Lan and said angrily, "Okay, didn't you deliberately say some unwarranted recipes to delay time?"

Yin Lan blamed Cuizhu for the bad things in her heart, but she was still calm on the surface, "It was my mother-in-law who asked me about it, this recipe doesn't work, I have other recipes." ”

Granny Long asked suspiciously, "How can there be so many recipes?"

Yin Lan didn't pay attention to her question, and said to herself: "According to the record of "The Secret Biography of the Tang Palace", take 3 taels of soap horn, 2 taels of smallpox pollen, rootless water, tonka incense, 2 taels of baili, jatamansi, camellia, and white aconite, grind it into powder, wash it with tangerine peel water, and it can also be used to stay on the face, and it will be effective after three years. It's just that you can't be blown by the wind during the medication, otherwise you will be eaten by the power of the medicine and become older, and it is recorded in the book that Yang Guifei used this recipe. ”

Granny Long shook her head and said, "It's not proper, it's not proper, I have lived in Mobei for a long time, and the wind is constant every day, and the prince and princess are always useful to me, where can I not be blown by the wind for three years?"

Yin Lan said: "Then I have other methods." ”

At that moment, Yin Lan said hundreds of strange prescriptions in a row, and there were indeed many beautifying drugs in them, and Granny Long heard that those medicinal materials were partially similar to those she used, so Granny Long believed Yin Lan's words.

Yin Lan knows the habits of drugs very well, what she said is true or false, and she cites scriptures, don't say that she believes it in Granny Long, even if Lu Ya clearly knows that Yin Lan's words are not true, he also believes in those prescriptions. It's just that each prescription Yin Lan said either has a taboo that can't be completed, or it is extremely difficult to obtain it with medicine, and Granny Long even said, "It's not proper, it's not proper." "No, no. "In short, there is no one who can be satisfied. Cuizhu and Youlan had already heard sleepy, so they found a corner to sit down and take a nap. But Granny Long and Yin Lan were relishing, and the more they talked, the more speculative they became, and they didn't take the people around them to heart at all.

Lu Ya took this opportunity to secretly observe the stone house, and saw that the doors and windows around him were closed, without a trace of pores, and the only thing that was bright was the bean-like oil lamp. Lu Ya thought to himself, Bai Gui said that as long as they stayed up until dawn, Granny Long would naturally let them go, but she didn't know if the Dao was true, but how could it be? This place was completely isolated from the outside world, and even if it was dawn, we wouldn't know.

I don't know how long it took to say that Fu Ertan said faintly: "My ass hurts, my ass hurts," rubbing his butt and saying, "Oh, who the hell stabbed me, isn't it you." ”

Fu Ertan woke up, Lu Ya immediately understood that Bai Gui meant that when the day dawned, the medicinal power of the dragon mother-in-law would pass, if everyone was not fascinated by the medicinal power, then they could join forces to deal with this dragon mother-in-law, and naturally they would survive tonight. Chen Yihua's internal strength is deep, and the poisoning is deep, and he has not woken up yet, it seems that there is still some time before dawn, but I don't know if this yellow-haired demon woman will have any tricks when the dawn of the road.

Granny Long also felt that something was wrong at the moment, Yin Lan was talking about the prescription, but she waved her hand, "Wait, did that kid Bai Gui say something to you, so you are delaying time here?"

Yin Lan said: "I don't know what my mother-in-law means, just now my mother-in-law asked me about it." ”

Granny Long sneered, "It's not a good thing to be too focused." Almost broke the big thing. ”

Lu Ya had already seen that something was wrong, and sure enough, as soon as Granny Long's voice fell, she suddenly stretched out her two fingers and poked at Yin Lan's eyes, she was very close to Yin Lan, and she shot quickly, Yin Lan didn't have time to dodge at all.

At this moment, I suddenly heard Lu Ya shouting: "Look at the hidden weapon!"

Granny Long heard the sound of the wind in her ears, hurriedly withdrew her two fingers and flashed to catch the incoming thing, snapped, held it in her hand, and said with a smile: "Little trick ......" Before she finished speaking, she saw that what she was holding was a stinky shoe from Lu Ya.

It turned out that Lu Ya saw Fu Ertan wake up, Granny Long's expression was different, and she had already taken precautions, seeing her move, she hurriedly kicked one of her shoes over, his kung fu kicking the flying stone was not as fast as Xie San'an, and he had no internal strength, but the head was still there, so he saved Yin Lan's bright eyes with just a flick.

Granny Long was holding a stinky shoe in her hand, so she was disgusting, so she quickly threw it away, "This is a hidden weapon? ”

Lu Ya stepped forward with two arrows and pulled Yin Lan behind him, "I have walked from the Central Plains to Mobei for a month, and this stinky shoe has never been washed, so it stinks." (To be continued......)